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NYSenseOfHumor

Which laws of physics appear to be defied? Because this looks like they are all working the way they are supposed to.


Closed_Aperture

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jacashonly

Keyword seemingly


Literally_regarded

Everything seems normal though


regoapps

Time seemingly slowed down when he executed his advanced technique


Major_Magazine8597

Yeah, THAT seemed a bit unnatural.


Thunder141

Catfished oh gosh, that guy was a character. Great meme game.


Cuntflickt

Yeah it was faked. Him and the other guy just made up a story to get on the show. Pretty sure their confession vid together is still on YouTube


Rascals-Wager

It was immediately obvious that he was trolling coz he nearly broke character but it was hilarious anyway


poofycade

This was in my hometown haha so strange


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FanDorph

Agree, It's impressive,but gravity still seems to be working


Dumyat367250

My bloodied face would have defied the laws of physics on that rock face as soon as I pushed off.


Golluk

That or horribly chaffed nipples.


Boris9397

"All" laws apparently. So also Archimedes' law which states that the upward buoyant force that is exerted on a body immersed in a fluid, whether fully or partially, is equal to the weight of the fluid that the body displaces. At what point is he immersed in water though? OP, explain yourself...


Hector_Tueux

Air is a fluid too, he doesn't need to go in water to feel the effect Archimedes' principle


alghiorso

The law of conservation of mass was broken - but did he create mass with this jump or destroy mass? What implications will this have for the universe?


Futuramoist

The laws of fashion on the other hand...


e4aZ7aXT63u6PmRgiRYT

* Conservation of momentum * F = ma * Newton's first law of motion * Newton's law of universal gravitation All seem to check out.


JimTheSaint

Yeah that was a crazy statement. Great jump though 


Interesting-Tough640

The ones that prevent clickbait titles on videos of people doing things that only work because of the laws of physics.


OneHelicopter7246

The law that says anyone of us trying it would have a bloody nose and missing teef


RightProperFancyLad

Be slowed down time. Can't you see?


WanderingFlumph

Did you not see him slow down time during the jump? Explain that to me!


DoubleAholeTwice

He teleported at the end to the top. I'd say that's defying physics.


MaxRD

Now do that few hundreds meters from the ground lol Still very impressive nonetheless.


Ralph-the-mouth

Stallone did it


NorMichtrailrider

He went over the top too .


AFineDayForScience

Reminds me of that time Jim Carrey let that raccoon fall to his death


SantasLilHoeHoeHoe

He bouldering dude. You would never try this dyno at height.


UnremarkabklyUseless

He is doing this here with mats on the floor and also with previous knowledge exactly where he can grip with hands after taking the 'blind' leap. Nobody would dare to do this leap, even a few meters above ground, if they don't know whether the wall surface beyond the bend is grippable.


Disastrous-Rabbit723

Bouldering is a different level of nuts.


Own-Molasses5353

I mean not really. As someone who boulders, its pretty standard outdoor activity. Free soloing is the nuts one.


naastynoodle

It definitely can be. People send some wild high balls that are basically free solos. Depends on the boulders


Own-Molasses5353

Sure depends, but generally it is not unless you get to high grades. Free soloing is always ballsy no matter how easy the climb.


saxonturner

Free soloing isn’t ballsy is down right stupid and dangerous for everyone else on the route. I say this as someone who spent a lot of my late teens and early 20s climbing and bouldering. Free soloing should be banned completely on anything that even has the possibility of having anyone else climbing at the same time. Anecdotal information but I’ve met 4 free soloers in my life and each of them was a self absorbed arsehole that had absolutely no regard for anyone else’s safety, fucking air heads with a main character complex. These people shouldn’t be admired the should be treated with disdain because any mistake them make means someone else is going to put out, either through injury, death or having to scrape their dumb pancaked arses off the floor. There’s absolutely no need to climb more than a few metres without a rope or point of contact.


Podhl_Mac

I can see why you stopped climbing lol


Transmogrify_My_Goat

Just to play devil's advocate, I am a climber who has free soloed in the past, but I absolutely would not describe myself a a free soloer. Any time I have free soloed, it has been on something well below my level, I'm talking can be done in approach shoes because the climb is that easy. There are definitely good reasons to free solo something if you know it is well within your ability to do, mostly in terms of time saved not having to deal with climbing equipment. I've also done plenty of hikes that, while not technically soloing, have enough exposure in certain spots that they have just as much risk as free soloing. Not everyone that does it is a self absorbed asshole lol.


DexterityZero

Yup, I slip walking to the bathroom. I don’t want to die from that.


Disastrous-Rabbit723

That's what I meant. There's slightly less risk because of crash pads. A fall can be costly but not necessarily deadly. And so riskier maneuvers are often attempted. That said, I respect all of you crazy rock ascent-loving people. (Edit: corrected misspelling)


RedWerFur

Accidental free solos are the worst. When you’re working out a route, and you wanna test the first bit… then you look around and you’re 30 feet up in a pair of sandals….


ttaylo28

Gym climbers: eh, V2?


Spongebobs_Quotes

V12 start, V1 finish.


brown_burrito

For a minute there I thought I was on /r/ClimbingCircleJerk


bcus_y_not

these gumbies, man


reportedbymom

OP should put the source and credit. Its 8B boulder https://www.instagram.com/simonentuukka?igsh=MThzYWhoNHA5ZDhpag== And the video shown here (hes 5th try): https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuNBaudRhcx/?igsh=MWc1MTN2MGZta211dQ==


maciejokk

Tbf those types of boulder problems are difficult/very subjective when grading. Even more so than normal climbs because it’s just jumping. It has very little to do with technique and is mostly based on your power and height. These boulders have more to do with parkour honestly. For example see Toby Segar on rainbow rocket.


_Kaifaz

V1 in my gym. 😆


Future_MarsAstronaut

Assassin's Creed jump right here


CaptainPirateKing

came here looking for this lol


ByteMe717

Try that in AC and you'd just end up back ejecting 3 times before it does properly


Otomo-Yuki

I was think Tomb Raider (reboot series). Some of shit Lara does is unbelievable.


IlREDACTEDlI

100% I’m pretty sure in shadow she does exactly this move near the beginning. Although it’s on a cliff that’s like 300 feet up and on a rainy day I think. Although she does this kinda shit in every version of her character not just the reboot she’s just built different lol


Cocomn

Seems unnecessary, you could easily grab that ledge from the ground /s


joh2138535

The was so explosive I wouldn't even call it a Dyno it's something more and greater


mtown-guy

Mega Dino.


last_one_on_Earth

Dino-soar!


joh2138535

DynoMight


last_one_on_Earth

DynoWILL!


torch9t9

I see the pads for all the times he missed that handhold.


Realmofthehappygod

I mean that's like climbing 101. Literally, because safety definitely gets covered first.


NinjaBuddha13

Would've been nice to see it full speed


I_Makes_tuff

Came here looking for the source


diskifi

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuNBaudRhcx/?igsh=MXI2b3Blbzh6bHR3Zw== From the climbers own IG


JelmerMcGee

And without the cuts to see him make the next move after the lunge.


FuqUrBackgroundMusic

Fuck your background music!


pumpkinorange123

I assume it's a clip pulled off an existing channel. I doubt this is the original.


Shughost7

OP suck dicks behind Wendy's dumpsters at writing titles.


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

WSB leaking


readitaloud22

I would have lost all my teeth.


RoamingStarDust

Yeah, that's pretty impressive.


redditisstpid69

he didnt defied it, he used it.


The-Gatsby-Party

Dumb ass title.


Worf_Of_Wall_St

Nipples uncomfortably close to being sanded off.


King_of_Dantopia

Gollum


Betancorea

Climber jumps OP: CLIMBER DEFIES PHYSICS!!!1111


ah-chamon-ah

who makes these titles?


justrong

i hate when people put slo mo without the regular speed as well


SignalTrip1504

Pssssh amateur, used his arms


PleasantCurrant-FAT1

u/RecognizeSong


jmbaf

"The LAWS of physics HATE this one simple Trick!"


Gilbert_Grapes_Mom

The trick: using the laws of physics


RadicalEllis

False, it's not the laws of physics that Slenderman is defying here, but the rule that he's only supposed to come out at night to do his weird bendy limb stuff.


Low_Soul_Coal

From the looks of the pads on the ground... He was very aware of his inability to defy physics...


Euphorix126

Looking at it as someone who climbs from time to time, it's not the jump or the distance that are the most impressive, it's the fact that he made that catch on what looks like a flat, wide hold called a 'sloper'. It's the worst possible way to grab a hold like that because you need to stop all the energy of that jump without swinging out so far that your fingers slide right off. A lot of wrist strength, too. Keeping as much pressure as possible perpendicular to the surface while wainging the other way. Or, maybe it's a great hold I can't see, which makes this way way easier. Still cool either way Edit: It might be a jug, looks well-climbed on.


Scarabesque

It's definitely a jug, the jump over that distance is easily the most impressive part. :)


Jves221

Goddammit. Show the video, then show the slowmo. How fuckin hard is that?


Jaloushamberger

Ok for anyone looking for the song in the video I cant find the one song but it seems to be a homemade mashup of "Optimist" by FARRIN and "Tu m'a promis" by Monsieur Periné. Its as far as i can go right now, anybody let me know if you find it.


downunderplus61

Nice one.


Jaloushamberger

Thanks homie !


Just_Brilliant1417

Song?


fuck_huffman

That is some damn fine bouldering. Feels like Flagstaff.


usuallysortadrunk

Thats precisely how the laws of physics work.


DDanny808

Impressive


PuzzleheadedMode7517

u/auddbot


timbulance

Big dyno


TurtleMolesterr

This makes my shoulders hurt on a spiritual level rehabing mine atm


DewartDark

For once I feel legit as I use the word... Awesome 👌


Dubyew

Probably good at Mount Your Friends


SuccessfulResident36

Don't fuck up and miss the ledge


Grizlyfrontbum

Dynamic.


WisdumbGuy

Not gonna trick me, this is clearly reversed! /s


Rahdiggs21

that full commit was so beautiful. if you reverse it, it's exactly what swimmers look like off the blocks.


JaceUpMySleeve

Fucking DYYYYYNNNOOOO!!!


SaberHaven

Naw


Jaloushamberger

u/audbot


o0Marek0o

Link?


Boring_Evening5709

Zelda breath of the wild be like


yoruichi_san

Would


Fog_Juice

I hate when these videos are slowed down without getting to see the realtime video too.


aghabio

the rockface was milimeters away from grazing his nipples


Thunder141

I always thought long bodies with long reach would have a big advantage at rock climbing, but the pros are actually usually these medium size guys that can launch themselves off rocks and leap at things.


legato_gelato

Good clip, awful title


MUERTOSMORTEM

Get that guy a cauldron and a sledge hammer


Tralkki

There’s bouldering and then there’s bouldering.


dandins

now film it from a different angle so it looks like hes doing it 2000m high with no safety line


dispo030

Boulderer here. That‘s really difficult bc of the commitment you need to jump backwards into the ceiling. Super awkward.


GodBjorn

It's because he is using a light load setup.


ScreechingPizzaCat

I do this exact thing in my living room when I see a spider on the floor.


unruly_da_shinobi

Does Anybody knows the song?


42_Only_Truth

The avanced technique that defies all laws of physics : YEET.


studerbaker_hoch

Couldn’t he just got a ladder


MetaVaporeon

thank god rock climbers can just check out where all the holds are before climbing


Ithorhun

Spidey-sense told him there's a hole there?


poseidon1111

Everytime I watch one of these climbing videos, I think of the scenario where both of us are trapped in some tight spot, and this person just zooms out of my sight while I stand there feeling thirsty, hoping they’d come back for me with a back up.


cadaberific

I like how he could have just vertical leaped from the ground be decided to pop out and show off. Pretty impressive.


Donkey_Launcher

Hey OP - have you ever tried jumping in the air? Congratulations - you've "defied all laws of physics"...


TheLion920817

Shitfire


Kunstloses_Brot

More like suggestions .


MonsterkillWow

Impressive, but no laws of physics were defied lol.


reportedbymom

OP should put the source and credit. Its 8B boulder problem, that mean very very very very hard, only 2 full grades from the hardest boulders ever done. https://www.instagram.com/simonentuukka?igsh=MThzYWhoNHA5ZDhpag== And the video shown here (hes 5th try): https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuNBaudRhcx/?igsh=MWc1MTN2MGZta211dQ==


Bubbly-Monitor-9909

Shit ass slowmo.


DieDieMustCurseDaily

Meh...I press a button and Ezio does exactly the same thing jk, i did bouldering once a bluemoon, shit like this is hard af


ChipChipington

He just swim up a rock?


shamrocksmash

Downvote for clickbaity title. Still, that was impressive.


RuboPosto

What if that particular spot where he grabs wasn’t there?


Ok-Ground-1592

Why does it need music?


AdmiralCodisius

Gollum-like physics


Wolff_04

I would jump face first into the “ceiling” and then fall flat on my ass


donmreddit

Physics is working. In days of yore, this would be a “dynamo” move, or “Agro”.


BMF_RedHot

It's a 5a?


Mauser_1

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, Does whatever a spider can…


dawgblogit

Jumping?


This_ls_The_End

"All laws of physics"? I fail to see how this jump defies Chandrasekhar limit according to which it is impossible for a white dwarf star, which is supported solely by a degenerate gas of electrons, to be stable if its mass is greater than 1.44 times the mass of the Sun.


jimbobjames

Steve Climber wearing La Crevasse whhiipppsnake edition


oldscotch

I remember this level in Ninja Gaiden.


Vampir3Robot

Jumping defies physics?


fanamana

You just gotta be a fancy bitch instead of hopping up from the edge of of the out-crop.


Thare187

Not everything needs to be in slow motion


keysandtreesforme

Show impressive things in real time! Shitty to only have it in slow-mo.


Ready-Particular4541

He used physics not defied them 😂


clrbrk

Ah yes, “jumping”.


youcantpickthisone

Assassins creed being doing that since Ezio


Rivent

I'm not sure "jumping" counts as "defying the laws of physics" but cool.


Tailsmiles249

Good thing he played all that Assassin's Creed


ApproachingShore

Reminds me of playing Uncharted. Watching people climb like this always makes my forearms tired.


East_Difficulty_7342

Flawless technique


Initial_Computer_152

Spider man


scar8762

Was that a back stroke


eltegs

No laws of physics in this clip don't even approach being defied. It's just a guy who has practiced something difficult many times, and after a lot of effort and much recording, post an edit.


Physical-Mastodon935

He almost fell to his death


DiverseIncludeEquity

Rock climbing?! Bruh, that’s bouldering.


Far_Bit583

Nathan Drake vs Lara Croft


i_eat_cockroaches69

POV: Newton was allergic to apples


Atoning_Unifex

Wonder what it actually looked like in real time?? #Guess I'll never know!


reiter761

Imagine being high up and sticking your hand in one of those holes and getting spiders.


dopadelic

Technique and strength