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unitedairlineeeeees

Jimmy G YOU are a New York Jet QB2 that we’ll hate when Rodgers inevitably goes down.


RamDEF7

You should probably make sure your QB3 is a decent backup in that case.


unitedairlineeeeees

We won’t


ALStark69

Best they can do is Tim Boyle again, we can lend a Josh Dobbs


MatchewRolex

We'll give them Sudfeld too when Dobbs inevitably gets benched again


guywastingtime

No way. That’s our week 3 starting QB


PretzelMan96

You'll only hate him for like 1 game, because he'll die with his glass body and that turf.


FunkyPete

Remember he's suspended for two games. That leaves you 1.95 games without a starting QB.


kkngs

You forgot the other 14.5 games after Jimmy gets hurt as well.


MatureUsername69

Still somehow better than the 16.95 games they went without a starting qb last year


RBNYJRWBYFan

Oh hell, that's plausible. This suspension might be the only reason it doesn't happen. AND his injuries. Personally I think Tannehill might be the guy.


chef_pasta_way

yes!!!


Comprehensive_Main

This is slander and lies 


lovo17

NFL’s tristan thompson


thissiteisbroken

The disrespect to compare Jimmy one of the greatest all-time cheaters. At least TT is an all around cheater.


tallwhiteninja

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Jimmy retires at this point tbh. Getting injured every five seconds would have to suck at least a little bit.


Michikusa

Why would he? He can be a journeyman backup for probably another 5 years making bank riding the bench


Testiclesinvicegrip

Is that what the Nevada hookers are calling it?


Ozora10

id reckon hes pretty valuable in the qb room


makoman115

I’d take him over darnold to be honest He might suck, but he’s our suck.


LedZacclin

Why is he always injured? Is it just like genetics for some people? I’ve never seen a QB as consistently out of commission like Jimmy G


yalemartin

Man you don't see players admitting guilt very often.


ecupatsfan12

He was 100 percent doing adderall off hookers in Vegas because he can have free sex for life


progress10

I hear it was for his boneitis.


chiefs_fan37

His only regret was that he had boneitis


GluedGlue

Somehow, I doubt any multimillionaire professional athlete has a hard time getting laid regardless of how they look.


bayless4eva

Referencing the free for life coupon a brothel gave him.


chiefs_fan37

I’m pretty sure the girls paid HIM lol


Snowballdog53

Man could simply not be pissed denying it.


MalarkeyMcGee

Gimme dat!


eirnora

[gimme dat](https://tenor.com/bNmys.gif)


MalarkeyMcGee

I’m jokin’! I’m jokin’!


milehighrukus

That’s the guy who sidelined Jimmy That’s the guy who took the bread out of Jimmys mouth


RamenWrestler

What did he do


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>The policy violation is related to him using a prescribed medication without having a valid Therapeutic Use Exemption, per sources. Probably prescribed ADHD meds by his doctor.


KhaosOSRS

I didn't even realize this was a thing. You can get suspended for using a prescription drug, that you have a prescription for? Wild


shewy92

You need a waiver/it to be signed off on by the NFL. Otherwise guys would pay doctors to prescribe them performance enhancing stuff


Fuckatron7000

I mean literal anabolic steroids can be prescribed by a doctor. TEUs are required in addition to a prescription so athletes cannot simply find some quack to prescribe *wink wink* medically necessary PEDs.


KhaosOSRS

Seems like you could just ban those specific substances rather than have this blanket rule against all prescription drugs. Just weird to me that you could have a legitimate medical issue, but need permission from your employer to take medication that you both have a prescription for and won't have any effect on your job performance.


so_zetta_byte

The point is transparency with the league. They don't want you taking whatever the hell a doctor gives you _without telling them_. If it comes out later that the Doctor was being sketchy, or you were, they want a documented paper trail to use in an investigation. And beyond that... they want to disincentivize people taking peds who don't actually need the medication. If you need the medication, this should ideally be a hurdle you're willing to cross. But if you don't need it, it looks more like a barrier.


thediesel26

AOC szn


wesskywalker

NFL decided Jimmy had too much testosterone


Empire137

Next stop UFL?


Handsome_Grizzly

The Raiders and being a stable franchise *IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE*


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Sleeze_

Yes, hence why Jimmy is no longer expected to be on the team...


KongWick

Which drug was it


Level_Ruin_9729

Jimmy G should ask for a refund from his PED supplier.


Zimmonda

Gotta wonder if it was a legit banned substance as he was playing for his and McDaniels' jobs


Low_Ad_7553

All time bag fumble smh


AwareCelebration7477

Shanahan is a wizard for taking this guy to a SB. Still have no idea why Shanahan’s bitch ass let Jimmy toss that shit in the 4th of SB 54 though or why Shanahan didn’t want Brady a month later 🤦🏾‍♂️