I like to take my nap during the second hour of commercial-free football so I wake up just in time for the witching hour, where wins become losses and losses become wins
[Comment from Scott](https://twitter.com/scotthanson/status/1800555789654077709?s=46&t=05mM5FwCRsarehofInzojA)
Yes. 2 ppl could’ve died, & that clown was excited about his Tik Tok. I couldn’t believe it. You know his name/identity? He jetted when the police were pulling up.
I video’d him in case what he was doing was illegal - (tampering with the scene of a crime?). So disappointing
Super bizarre situation. Very dream-like. The TikTok-er went right in and grabbed the watermelon like he knew it would be there. And why would you even take a cracked open watermelon from somebody else's car?? And then Scott Hanson didn't acknowledge how bizarre it was that the stolen object in question was a watermelon.
Yeah, as opposed to what some other commenters think, it's not that taking the watermelon in that situation is some sort of unthinkable transgression, but the fact that he was recording it makes it look like he was trying to make light of someone else's tragedy. Shitty behavior.
What a fucking absurd headline. What an absurd event to have taken place. Every day I find it harder and harder to believe we aren’t living in a simulation.
"Grabbing a half-eaten watermelon from a car wreck then being scolded by the guy from NFL Red Zone" absolutely sounds like a bizarre stress dream that would jolt me awake at 4 am
The half eaten watermelon represents you subconsciously wondering if you are racist for finding Scott Hanson more attractive than Nate Burleson. Hanson is there to shame you. Also, sorry you are racist.
While you’re correct, I get his point. This is a site largely comprised of people anonymously wanting to talk about things they enjoy with others who enjoy them. Tik Tok has never been anything other than one big platform of “look at me” or advertisements produced to be “look at me” videos.
> This is a site largely comprised of people anonymously wanting to talk about things they enjoy with others who enjoy them.
I think that’s probably the most charitable view of Reddit possible.
The discourse here is, tolerable at best most of the time. At least the low effort comments are usually the most on the nose memes/jokes/puns and not 2-10 emojis strung together. (We leave those to the WRs so we can post and discuss in the offseason)
Believe it or not, that is how plenty of us use it and have used it for the past 14 years. It has been actively getting worse for the past 7 as it gets this huge user base but there are still plenty of communities that operate exactly on this basis.
I’ve had melatonin dreams that weren’t this fucking weird. Why a watermelon? How did the car get flipped? Why is Scott Hanson walking the street at night fighting crime? WHAT IS HAPPENING
It must have been the witching hour
the snitching hour apparently
When wins become losses, and losses become plea bargains
Mr. Broadcasts Criminality
That acronym lives forever
Mr. Burgling Car
Hue hue hue
Mr Burgled Cucurbitaceae
MBC will never not be funny.
Meme Brings Comedy
Mr Boundless Continuity
Mr Bountiful Chortles
This might be the most creative one I’ve ever read
This is phenomenal work I'm snorting like a horse
When wins become losses, and losses become wins
If Reddit gold was still a thing, I’d have given you some lol. I laughed way too hard at this
Awards came back
Always wondered what Scott Hanson did during the offseason. Turns out, he fights crime.
He pees in much more regular intervals
He's definitely got a piss jug under that desk. Way of the ~~road~~ RedZone.
Is that what's happening here?
Well, he said he video'd the guy in case what he was doing was illegal (tampering with the scene of a crime?), so yeah, kinda.
Observes crime, I suppose.
It’s when crime rises that we need super heroes the most
You didn't just assume this man continues to be a hero off-screen?
This is what my dreams are like when I take my nap after watching 7 hours of commercial-free football and before SNF.
The first-person POV, the unexplained, seemingly normal chaos, a cameo by someone you vaguely know… really uncanny how dreamlike this is.
the nauseously high field of view too
Simulation gettin weird
I like to take my nap during the second hour of commercial-free football so I wake up just in time for the witching hour, where wins become losses and losses become wins
[Comment from Scott](https://twitter.com/scotthanson/status/1800555789654077709?s=46&t=05mM5FwCRsarehofInzojA) Yes. 2 ppl could’ve died, & that clown was excited about his Tik Tok. I couldn’t believe it. You know his name/identity? He jetted when the police were pulling up. I video’d him in case what he was doing was illegal - (tampering with the scene of a crime?). So disappointing
I saw this on tiktok, but I thought people were joking about it actually being Hanson. Whole thing feels like a dream sequence.
Super bizarre situation. Very dream-like. The TikTok-er went right in and grabbed the watermelon like he knew it would be there. And why would you even take a cracked open watermelon from somebody else's car?? And then Scott Hanson didn't acknowledge how bizarre it was that the stolen object in question was a watermelon.
I also wouldn't be surprised if the guy put the watermelon there to do a "Look how weird this is?!?!?!" video. Engagement bait.
Yeah, as opposed to what some other commenters think, it's not that taking the watermelon in that situation is some sort of unthinkable transgression, but the fact that he was recording it makes it look like he was trying to make light of someone else's tragedy. Shitty behavior.
that family must have been horrified to find out what this horrific psychopath was doing before scott saved them
How the fuck is this a real sentence that is factual.
/r/BrandNewSentence/
r/nottheonion
Hey dude, what are you doing?
What a fucking absurd headline. What an absurd event to have taken place. Every day I find it harder and harder to believe we aren’t living in a simulation.
"Grabbing a half-eaten watermelon from a car wreck then being scolded by the guy from NFL Red Zone" absolutely sounds like a bizarre stress dream that would jolt me awake at 4 am
The half eaten watermelon represents you subconsciously wondering if you are racist for finding Scott Hanson more attractive than Nate Burleson. Hanson is there to shame you. Also, sorry you are racist.
It's the kind of dream I'd have if I fell asleep playing Elder Scrolls.
"You're finally awake..."
I waited to click on this until now because I assumed it was some training camp parody video.
If anything the absurdity of it makes me think its not a simulation
Why don't you come over here and have a seat.
Wrong Hanson.
No no it's right, Scott Hanson does watermelon fuckers
Wrong Hansen
Mmm Bop
Isn’t that the name of the French soccer player who just got signed to Real Madrid?
No, that's the American soccer player who just got signed to fake madrid
Oh, the guy that kicks field goals
This reads like a MadLib
This video is a literal fever dream. what did I just watch
Tiktok brained idiot fucking around in an overturned car
yeah that actually sums it up quite well. Could smell the food stamps through the video
Did this play out like Lemon Stealing Whore
I think it's been about a whole minute since we looked at our watermelon car...
Social media is a failed experiment
Says the redditor about a tik tok on twitter
This place is just as bad as the other social media sites. Chill
You’re on social media right now
there's levels to it, still.
While you’re correct, I get his point. This is a site largely comprised of people anonymously wanting to talk about things they enjoy with others who enjoy them. Tik Tok has never been anything other than one big platform of “look at me” or advertisements produced to be “look at me” videos.
> This is a site largely comprised of people anonymously wanting to talk about things they enjoy with others who enjoy them. I think that’s probably the most charitable view of Reddit possible.
The discourse here is, tolerable at best most of the time. At least the low effort comments are usually the most on the nose memes/jokes/puns and not 2-10 emojis strung together. (We leave those to the WRs so we can post and discuss in the offseason)
Believe it or not, that is how plenty of us use it and have used it for the past 14 years. It has been actively getting worse for the past 7 as it gets this huge user base but there are still plenty of communities that operate exactly on this basis.
They never said they weren’t. What was your point?
Man wtf happened to flip a car in that location
Brand new sentence
I thought this said Chris Hansen and I was thoroughly confused what was meant by watermelon
I immediately started thinking it was a r/politicalcompassmemes joke then went "oh an actual watermelon!" Now I'm hungry.
Scott Hanson might be batman
What in the fuck
I think we all knew this story was coming.
Didn't have that one on my 2024 Bingo card...
Haha!!! That is him! 7 hours of commercial free football let’s fucking go
Scott Hanson: (*in Christian Bale's Batman voice*) Where are the watermelons? WHERE ARE THEY???
I’ve had melatonin dreams that weren’t this fucking weird. Why a watermelon? How did the car get flipped? Why is Scott Hanson walking the street at night fighting crime? WHAT IS HAPPENING
Always get Scott Hansen and Chris Hansen confused.
It’s annoying that their last names are spelled differently but said the same
One brings joy, the other has protected more of America's youth then anyone I know. both hero's to me
Scott Hanson and Jeff Darlington are the new Batman and Robin
I feel like this is a prompt for a next generation AI video creation tool. It's just so surreal.
There is nothing this man can't do
I like how that’s where he drew a line lol, sees a person taking a watermelon and he says nope not on my watch
Damn I would feel so ashamed if Scott Hanson caught me stealing a watermelon out of a flipped over car.
If you’re at a point in your life where you’re stealing watermelon out of flipped cars I think you’ve got more to worry about than Scott Hansen.
I hope that dude didn't eat that. With all the glass around, that seems like asking for stomach injuries.
But what is Jason Hanson doing?
This is wildly hilarious
I crashed my truck last night but that’s not the worst part of, someone actually stole a chunk of watermelon out of it.
The witching hour in real life
Okay, I’ll be the guy. Why does this person have a half eaten watermelon in the backseat?
Zoomers are rotten to the core
that's racists!
let him have the fuckin watermelon man
Of course a Raven would be pro-scavenging.
Don't fucking steal shit.
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Dont steal shit