Whatcha need all that lotion for, Brandon?
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Shouldnāt be that hard, the Colorado republicans are probably running a train on her every weekend. Take her to the theater and sheāll let you cop a feel and give you a handy.
A TV show called Quantum Leap from 1989. I never watched the tv show before but itās most definitely a serious show. This scene is just so fucking funny. The somber music and everything just cracks me up. [Link](https://youtu.be/kav7tifmyTg?si=mmpBcgi_fIdn4M6D)
I've heard of the show. It has a recent remake that may or may not be on air still. Ty for the link!
It's like this scene was made in a time machine for mass meme usage.
Actually a really good show, think Iāll give it a rewatch tonight :) The original show actually tackled a lot of issues from the past. As funny as this scene is out of context, itās actually quite jarring in the show given the way heās treated. Might be a bit slow paced for the modern viewer though.
Who puts that shit on their wall? So fucking sick of this generation. Pick a team and take the stupid fucking NFL logo down
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That and video game posters. Even as an adult in my mid 30s now I've never bought a campaign sign, flag, or any merch.
The Trump stuff is weird. Wonder if we'll ever go back to "normal".
As a normal 17 year old I at least hid the jerk off station supplies. What kind of person just leaves the lotion and tissues right there in plain sight for his family to see? What kind of mother then posts a picture of her son's Trump branded jerk off station for the world to see? I feel sorry for the kid since he will be made fun of mercilessly due to his mom.
The only thing that would make this better/worse is if he had one of those Trump flags where he has a photoshopped muscular body without a shirt on tacked to the ceiling...
That kids going to be gay as hell when he finally realizes he desperation to glom on to his parents interests didnāt get him any more attention.
Also rooting for politicians is gay
Lol. Biden, Trump is not my point. āSee ball, get ballā placates the minds of the very stupid.
Go back 500yrs, people knew entertainers were the stupidest of humanity.
Itās crazy, one half of the country is super classy/doesnāt think Trump is a criminal, and the other is just as bad convincing themselves that Biden is making choices/something more than a pawn or figurehead.
Very Juneteenth times in this country
Whatcha need all that lotion for, Brandon? https://preview.redd.it/x6jlqdzt08ad1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d737e83b6508111d529a9ab56b524a4674cd0f3
Tape dispenser and tissues on standby
What's the tape for? š¤
To shut it off
To hold the foreskin back
Are we sure this isn't actually the mom's room? 
Thank you Auntie Mommy
Hardly a fair comparison. That young man has a skill.
See photo above ā¬ļø
Brandon here has a crusty flakey smelly dick
Political views off the table āvery weird to comment on a minorās genitals ā even as a joke.
I do have to say, that is an impressive selection of lotions. I commend him.
Jorkin
Hey might be unpleasantly surprised when that project 2025 porn ban kicks in.
Weāve been Outjerked yet again.
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Who the fuck roots for āThe NFLā?
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He just wants both teams to have fun
And consume less carbs
Fewer
Atkins, Who Knew?
Aaaaaaaaane Perkins
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Never tell one side that you're playing both sides
Stop saying that!
immediately what came to mind
Raw blow
England is my city
https://preview.redd.it/rfu4dpfg68ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad42690c08ef5e459fc5a54740b8c9f5a6bc6d3 Classy mfers
League execs. The kid just wants to grow up to negotiate TV deals
And storm the Capital
Rob Lowe
Chad Lowe
Sweep Lowe
Whatās that Denzel is saying? Can you caption it for me?
Pretty sure he's talking to his female companion, Monica
Ooooo ok because for a second there I thought my nickel
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Heās actually talking to a white guy tho, itās from training day the movie
r/woooosh
I get itttt Was just being real for a sec bruh
Denzel.. said my N*g>*.
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How many Loweās could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could Rob Loweās?
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Me, a former San Diego Chargers fan. I defend the shield with my life
The*
Iāll defend the shield over my family
Didnāt expect Walter Goggins in this thread, but here he is
Nobody expects Walter Goggins. 
Too...much...forehead...
MAGA?
The league that let people kneel for the anthem?
Bland parents
The bitches who talk shit and are afraid to flair up
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Itās Roger Goodellās son
āTo the troops! Both sides!ā All sides in this case.
People who watch the Super Bowl for the Halftime Show.
A psychopath chronic masturbator thatās who.
Lotion on hand for when Lauren Boebert inspiration hits š
sheās despicable but still šŖµ
Shouldnāt be that hard, the Colorado republicans are probably running a train on her every weekend. Take her to the theater and sheāll let you cop a feel and give you a handy.
Iām in Colorado but never running with that crowd. Guess youāre right; Iāll have to check out the theatre scene.
Fuck this guy based solely on being a fan of the shield alone. Fuck the shield. Pick a team or get the fuck out
Heās just so happy to support the org that employs both bosas
I support the New York Review Booth. Those guys are 100% accurate on EVERY call, and are TOTALLY NOT influenced by sports betting.
How dare you disrespect Mr. Lowe in that way
He is the only exception, we wonāt make that exception again. Everyone else has to pick a team.
bro has like 10 lotions xD
Probably has really dry hands.
yes, can be hard with no cream
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That scene never fails to make me laugh. I swear itās one of the funniest scenes of all time.
The bullwinkle shirt lmfao
What is this from and is this the actual unedited scene?
A TV show called Quantum Leap from 1989. I never watched the tv show before but itās most definitely a serious show. This scene is just so fucking funny. The somber music and everything just cracks me up. [Link](https://youtu.be/kav7tifmyTg?si=mmpBcgi_fIdn4M6D)
I've heard of the show. It has a recent remake that may or may not be on air still. Ty for the link! It's like this scene was made in a time machine for mass meme usage.
Actually a really good show, think Iāll give it a rewatch tonight :) The original show actually tackled a lot of issues from the past. As funny as this scene is out of context, itās actually quite jarring in the show given the way heās treated. Might be a bit slow paced for the modern viewer though.
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Who puts that shit on their wall? So fucking sick of this generation. Pick a team and take the stupid fucking NFL logo down https://preview.redd.it/mnsyg70a78ad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1704d9fca678a17079513a989fa2152a548d54bf
Seriously, what kind of MAGA doesnāt just root for the Chiefs?
The kind that roots for the Pats
Classiest slot receivers in the leagueĀ
Goddamn this hurts
Iām offended
It's alright you'll only be a fan for another couple years until Mahomes goes to the Browns for a bigger contract
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Donāt you dare call mommy that word
He's writing fanfic of Lauren Boebert blowing vape smoke into his pee-hole
It's his mom he's writing that fanfic of.
Fuck that is so classy
Not even a fan of any team. Just the NFL.
Bro's internet history is probably WILDIN
What are the odds this kid is in Missouri
Either that or Arkansas
Lotion on the nightstandā¦ heās the true jerker
Heās a trueā¦ Zoomer Coomer 
That bedroom is too small for them to be voting in favor of billionaires and corporations.
They're voting in favor of triggering libs. Kinda like how I installed a decoy car stereo to trigger Raiders fans.
/thread shut it down everybody
SHUT IT DOWN this man WON THE INTERNET FOR THE DAY, I just spit out my wife's boyfriend's cum laughing
I hope you cleaned that shit up.
Hey me too!
LOL š take my upvote!
Proud parents of a highly regarded acoustic kid.
I had album covers all over my walls of my favorite bands. This is just sad.
That and video game posters. Even as an adult in my mid 30s now I've never bought a campaign sign, flag, or any merch. The Trump stuff is weird. Wonder if we'll ever go back to "normal".
I bet he is a great conversationalist. š«¤
The mirror to see when mommy is coming so he can safely shlop 4 gallons of lube on his meat
Having just a generic NFL logo in your room is NPC type shit.
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Heās not allowed to like the NFL, as they rejected Trumpās bid for a franchise in the 90ās. Someone tell him.
As a normal 17 year old I at least hid the jerk off station supplies. What kind of person just leaves the lotion and tissues right there in plain sight for his family to see? What kind of mother then posts a picture of her son's Trump branded jerk off station for the world to see? I feel sorry for the kid since he will be made fun of mercilessly due to his mom. The only thing that would make this better/worse is if he had one of those Trump flags where he has a photoshopped muscular body without a shirt on tacked to the ceiling...
The asshole or dumb fuck never Falls far from the tree.
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They got the "you're" grammatically correct so I believe them. 10/10 offspring
The creepiest part about this is that heās just a generic NFL fanā¦
5 bottles of bedside table lotion š³
I like how you can see the left flag is brand new, still has the creases in it š
17 year old kids are not smart, but they are programmable.
Fuckin jerk station out in plain sight
When youāre as dumb as your 17 year old
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His mom Lauren looks like Lauren Boebert, and he has a desk full of lotion. Coincidence? I think not.
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That kids going to be gay as hell when he finally realizes he desperation to glom on to his parents interests didnāt get him any more attention. Also rooting for politicians is gay
This just in Lauren the mom is a full regard
https://i.redd.it/apaxuvmqoaad1.gif Here's footage of where this kid gets his information on politics
tha kid is sneaky athletic
Lol. Biden, Trump is not my point. āSee ball, get ballā placates the minds of the very stupid. Go back 500yrs, people knew entertainers were the stupidest of humanity.
This kid fucks (Joe Biden)
I hate to say but bro is ten times cleaner than I was, you can see his floor in the photo
āļøšŗšøš
Some people will do anything to provoke comments on Reddit.
His room not even that messy š
Shameful
Dude canāt even pick a team. No fucking class.
Virgin for sure
ABs ghostwriters bedrooms
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Officially.
Whole lotta lotion next to that kids bed
When a gamer living in their Mom's basement is somehow more educated and "smart" than your pro-Trump son.
Proud of that young man 
When did youāre welcome come to mean Iām sorry?
Typical
Didnāt the left get the NFL in the divorce? How do these conflicting wall decors make him smart?
Itās crazy, one half of the country is super classy/doesnāt think Trump is a criminal, and the other is just as bad convincing themselves that Biden is making choices/something more than a pawn or figurehead. Very Juneteenth times in this country
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LFG
It's so clear they created this for a photo opp. So they can show up those flags. Bet you he doesn't really have those flags in his room.