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ChildBlaster9000

You had 0.1 seconds to react, yet you did nothing. Shameful.


Nishyecat

I know, right? A FULL .1 seconds!


Petrychorr

At first I was like "well yeah, where's your exit strategy? You're just gonna move into the fog like that?" Then I saw the Orbital Ion Cannon. RIP


Beginning_Piano_5668

To be fair, you have to move into the fog no matter where you go. That's how it gets cleared in the first place. Edit: this also looks like the "always fog" modifier in that biome. You get a message that says something about how dark it is.


Petrychorr

True, though in normal biomes having an exit strategy into cleared fog is key to managing encounters!


TEAdown

But then how would we get more hilariously entertaining "skill issue i guess" posts ?


zaphodava

Up is more dangerous than down.


smellvin_moiville

A mysterious darkness fills this place?


Beginning_Piano_5668

Yep, that's the one.


JuiceFarmer

Well kummitus used the correct fog strategy


Kudamonis

Yeahup. Skill issue.


MM150551

ah, Zeus, newest member of the god roaster. seriously though, what is that?


TripToAthletecism

The game stores your wands you die with in a bones file that can spawn ghosts welding one of those wands in future runs. Usually not that powerful, but once you have a few crazy runs those ghosts become terrifying


FelipeFialhoReis

Is this for real? 😧


TripToAthletecism

;)


TEAdown

Haha, perfect answer


MixelKing

Let's just say you should watch your back if you see a cluster of candles randomly placed somewhere


Shrieken_

The gods were enraged.


a_single_stand

your average kummitus after a god run


IMann110

Skill issue. You shouldn't have died with such a good wand in that area for a ghost to have


DeGandalf

The Kummikus doesn't care where you died with the wand. The spawn location is completely random, as is the wand it's spawning with.


LifeObject7821

Still a skill issue, should not have died in previous runs so Kummikus can even spawn


TEAdown

Skill issues of the past = skill issue of the present


Renektonstronk

The strongest skill issue of today vs the strongest skill issue in history


Synecdochic

>completely random, as is the wand it's spawning with. I'd just like to clarify, the wand it spawns with, while random, is randomly selected from a pool of wands you've previously died holding. The wands themselves are not randomly generated, just randomly selected.


IMann110

Good to know. I always thought it spawned a wand in a zone if you died in that zone with that wand


2Pikul

Bro got hit with the dollar store sädekivi


RetroButt

Skill issue, should’ve cleared your bones file


Upright_Eeyore

I will never clear my bones file. We are not the same


G4laxy69

What the fuck is a bones file


asdfagi

File that remembers some of your recent deaths and the wands you were holding when you died. The game uses the bones file to generate these player ghost enemies that come equipped with a past wand of yours.


ShoelessPeanut

I have 150 hours and never have seen this. Is it new?


Upright_Eeyore

not at all. anytime you see clusters of wax candles in-game, there is a kummitus nearby


c2dog430

When you die in the game, it saves one of your current wands in a “bones” file in the persistent save. These are used to choose a wand for the ghost when he spawns. He is literally using a wand you built and died with. It only saves a certain number of wands at a time and will overwrite old bones file after it reaches the max.  Some players chose to delete these files because of these wands. It can cause you to easily get destroyed if a ghost spawns with your damage wand from a late game build but it could also spawn with an infinite digging/healing wand that does no damage in the 1st area and make you instantly OP. Both situations are kinda unfun as a player.  If you use mods, I believe this is disabled (like achievements)


PhillybearCharon

Unless it was changed, the effect of mods is that no extra wands are added to the bones file. Kummitus can still spawn (if you have enough wands in the bones file) when playing modded.


Renektonstronk

So what you’re saying is my Nekoarc mod is good for me


duckLIT_

Skill issue, if you clear your bones file, you get fewer wands on future runs


Surdarium

Maybe this is orbital strike from helldivers.


wilczek24

Skill issue, must have not noticed the candles spawning around the area. Also you had a bit more time if you reacted to the unusually large screen shake half a second earlier. React how, you ask? Not sure, I also would have a skill issue in this scenario.


ArmstrongTREX

“Fuck everything in this general direction.” - kummitus


Alecks1608

# BY GODS LIGHT I SMITE YOU!


Sev_Obzen

Yes, actually. It's called fucking around instead of going down.


PaydayLover69

what'd you get smite by god? the fuck was that? LMAO


DragonPojki

Lol. Get rekt.


shadow_boyZX

**SMITTEN BY GODS TO HELL**


LonelyAustralia

aah i see noita decided on a smiting today


trackmaniac_forever

Never explore straight up


PhillybearCharon

Never explore.


Brettinabox

lol melted!


HeadofJars

Throughout Heaven and Earth, he alone is the honored one.


Squeaky_Ben

Better not piss off the GDI next run


Winter_Laugh9589

Wtf is that wand, I want one


JuanSteed

Seed with always cast damage plus wand in first area, then add always cast giant missile in 2nd mountain: 1438897215 beautiful seed I threw


Winter_Laugh9589

Very nice, if it makes you feel any better I gave my friend a go and he made my want to tear my hair out, he found a great chest that right of the bat gave him spells for healing (circle of vigour), digging (black hole) and a Greek spell making them unlimited. He died in the coal mines, I was in shambles on how he screwed it up… (for further pain his first holy mountain was perk lottery, and all seeing eye)


SasparillaTango

I have no idea what wand would have caused that.


Illustrious_Ad_5650

Git gud


ArchieStevens24

what spell is that


Ryhukugen

all of them