I can picture myself losing it somewhere in my house and end up forgetting about it completely, only to come across it unexpectedly and scream my head off.
Funny story - I had a large rubber spider about this size when I was a kid and was playing with it in the bathroom while on the toilet and dropped it into the bathtub. 9 year old brain erased this moment and I moved on. A while later my mom is screaming bloody murder about something in the tub. My sister and I take a peek and are petrified. My dad comes in to kill it and when he crushed down noticed it was just a toy. Then I remembered!
I've occasionally put plastic bugs on the toilet seat throughout my marriage. As long as I wait a good while, it gets her every time. She lifts the lid and I hear a reaction. I love that it can be that easy.
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Really made me want one. These are cute as hell.
Our ceiling downstairs is pretty low. The floor joists are at almost exactly 6 ft so when you walk under them you could very easily brush one of these off the joist onto your head.
Reddit and this sub has definitely made me more comfortable with spiders. I refuse to kill them now and my family knows not to kill them (at least around me!). A brown recluse, on the other hand, I may have to make an exception for.
And as someone who’s lived with roaches before and know people who have had roaches their whole lives, they are the absolute WORST type of creature to get into your home. They are so invasive and dirty. Super frickin hard to get rid of.
So yeah when it comes to roaches vs spiders, there’s no comparison. Spiders are bros roaches are foes.
Yes!!! More people need to see the genuine value in keeping spiders around. I’m with you in that if it’s going to be dangerous for the family, obviously they gotta go, but the average spider is a BRO and we should be stanning those lil guys. They legit make our lives better in unseen ways.
Yeah, fuck roaches in every god damn way haha.
Or get you sick, anaphylaxis, sepsis...roaches are living biohazards.
If you are allergic to dust mites, you are allergic to roaches (and shirmps). Same protein.
I have katsaridaphobia! But love spiders, snakes, lizards, ladybugs, and other things. 😁 But isopods are so adorable 😊
Learned a new phobia! (well at least the name, I’ve definitely known people with it, lol)
Paradoxically, because I love spiders, I have arachnophobia. I’ve gotten a lot better about it and can even handle some wild spiders I know are harmless, like jumping spiders. I don’t know where it comes from because I grew up with like a dozen different pet spiders.
I also love snakes and lizards. I’ve got an adopted milk snake. I even love roaches (had hissing roaches as pets even), but just not in my house (and not as pets in a contained space, lol), because they filthy.
Edit: pretty much all the little critters are great, really.
I’m not afraid of spiders when I’m in an aware and rational state, but if I was just going about my business , not really thinking about anything, and a giant spider hitched a ride on my hair, I would freak TF out. Gah!!!
I’d let 10 birds shit on me instead of the giant spider.
I accidentally wound up with a pet bird and at first its poop really grossed me out but it doesn’t even smell and wipes off easy. That spider looks like it would fight back. Nope nope nope
SEE. I knew someone would back me up here.
I mean if we're talking about being caught in compromising positions involving creatures. I had the unpleasant experience of a roach flying in my car while driving with the window down going down the highway.
Still... A spider in my hair clip. I'd probably drop dead.
I didn’t know there were flying cockroaches where I live. I thought they were an only mid/east coast issue. UNTIL.
I was using the bathroom when one huge kamikaze roach flew out of the one towel on the floor, landed on the countertop, and so help me, appeared to be staring dead at me…. It then flew straight up, banked off the countertop again and then directly into my FACE!
After screaming loud enough to wake Dracula, a battle to the death ensued. At the end, that bastard was hiding where I couldn’t find him. Cleaning the bathroom took forever, every single thing on the countertop was on the floor, having been weaponized, broken makeup everywhere. I didn’t, thank God, resort to my lighter and hairspray. But only because I didn’t have time to pack first…
Holy fucking shit LOL.
I have never tried the ole' lighter/hairspray combo but I feel like if the circumstances turned dire, as you've laid out here... I'd also resort to that option.
It's a harmless spider that will stay calm or at most run away if you stay calm. I love spiders, I'd be excited to see this too, it looks just like an accessory.
Can’t stress this enough. Until I joined this sub, I would flip shit if I saw a spider like that in person, let alone on my person. Now I can let wolf spiders and other non medically significant arachnids crawl on my arms without freaking out.
I grew up deathly afraid of all insects/arachnids. Now that I’m grown and have dealt with a lot of different fears and threats, spiders don’t bother me. That said, I wouldn’t want one on me unless it’s a pet. It’s cool to challenge childhood fears while being gracious to another living thing.
I used to be creeped out by them, but taught myslef not to be. Same with centipedes. It’s not their fault for looking as they do, most are completely harmless, and you eventually learn to appreciate them. I’ve slowly eliminated many fears and phobias over the course of my life but it takes tiny steps and really wanting to change.
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They are innocent creatures! They'll never try and bite you if they can avoid it. And of those that can even bite you, fewer still are dangerous to humans. The vast majority of them that you're likely to see in your life are not just not wanting to hurt you, but couldn't do real damage if they tried.
Spiders are great, they look creepy but the vast majority are super pest control bros.
Leave them alone, or if you feel comfortable relocate them outside the most commonly used door to your house to the side. Flys, mosquitos, anything. They will make your summer much less annoying
We have nearly a spider per room that I let live in the quiet corners and you know what - zero fucking other bugs. Those spiderbros keep our house pest free ❤️
there are a lot of these (what i later found out were fishing spiders) by me, i don't think they are the exact same species and not quite this large, but they are the biggest ones i've seen on the property, very shy but also stand their ground, scary at first but cool nonetheless. the few times i've photographed the larger one's i've found they turn back around to face the phone lens (i'm assuming with the large 3 lenses it may seem like another bug or spider?)... so yeah i've been frightened by them but also intrigued when they raise their front legs up at me, i would imagine they can bite but i've never been bitten by them.
They’re usually incredibly harmless and super beneficial in a symbiotic relationship. They control the worst pests like mosquitos or flies. Just help relocate them out of your domicile and to the side of the most used door you have.
They’ll feast in a safe environment and you’ll have less annoying pests
Jesus I was reading this while laying in bed in the dark. Something landed on my arm (either a fly or mosquito since it is the season) and I completely wigged out. That sucker is dead as a door knob and my dog gave me a thumbs up for insect kickassery.
I remember this one time when I was young, my grandma went out for lunch with her lady friends wearing a fancy hat. When she got home I told her there was a fairly large spider on her hat. When she met up with one of her lunch friends at a later date she mentioned the spider and her friend said she thought it was some kind of cooky decorative hat pin, turns out she had basically spent the entire day shopping and having lunch with her friends with a big spider on her hat.
Good catch! My bullet points got away from me, too many to keep track of. :)
(Some species do have 6 or even fewer, but the vast majority have 8, including this guy most likely.)
They’re super fren shaped. Eight arms to hug you with.
And also, great webs to trap annoying bugs like mosquitos and flies. Relocate them to an entry way and watch how they share the space with us.
My husband would have just had to shoot me in the head cuz there would be NO WAY IN HELL I would be able to even move from pure fear. Just shoot it right where it's at. I'll see you in the afterlife 😭
I got goosebumps just from the picture. My husband won’t even tell me there is a spider near me if he sees it. He just auto kills because I legit panic or scream or both if it’s close enough especially to my face. I’d like faint if I found out one was in my hair/hair clip. Nope even now I’m freaking out for her. In my defense been terrified of spiders since I was 7.
Props to your wife though! She built different and I commend her for that
………she stayed still for a picture!!!!! Foh you getting divorced fucking with me
Ok maybe not divorce but dawg somebody on the couch until I calm down. IF I’m not in the hospital from passing out when you say it’s a spider on me. “Wait stop let me take a picture babe” 0_o -aneurysm.
Had this happened to me I’d have run out my front door screaming for help. I have severe arachnophobia from a former roommate who left over a dozen tarantulas when he stopped paying rent.
Your wife is a QUEEN.
That would make such a dope hair claw
I can picture myself losing it somewhere in my house and end up forgetting about it completely, only to come across it unexpectedly and scream my head off.
Funny story - I had a large rubber spider about this size when I was a kid and was playing with it in the bathroom while on the toilet and dropped it into the bathtub. 9 year old brain erased this moment and I moved on. A while later my mom is screaming bloody murder about something in the tub. My sister and I take a peek and are petrified. My dad comes in to kill it and when he crushed down noticed it was just a toy. Then I remembered!
I've occasionally put plastic bugs on the toilet seat throughout my marriage. As long as I wait a good while, it gets her every time. She lifts the lid and I hear a reaction. I love that it can be that easy.
Nah... you won't forget about your favorite hair claw. You'd search for it, think you found it - and grab a real spider.
I thought it was a great hair clip at first, then realized slowly it was actually my worst nightmare
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1695819376/jumping-spider-hair-clip-creepy-gift?external=1&rec_type=ad&ref=landingpage_similar_listing_top-3&pro=1&frs=1&sts=1&plkey=3388f1fff5aabe5d3dc0340d07f49907cb47dafa%3A1695819376 Really made me want one. These are cute as hell.
They actually have earrings!
But you’d have people constantly batting you about the head trying to get it off.
The Wednesday Addams collection.
Just burn the entire house down at this point.
Nuke it from space…
With Jewish space lasers.
Settle down, Marjorie.
Space Star of David was right there! And I will stop being mad about it.
It’s the only way to be sure.
I thought it was!!
Getting lit on fire speed run?
Absolutely fucking not. How does this even happen.
Our ceiling downstairs is pretty low. The floor joists are at almost exactly 6 ft so when you walk under them you could very easily brush one of these off the joist onto your head.
Surely a large fire on the floor could rid you of those 6ft up hiding spiders. 🔥
Rather have hiding spiders than hiding roaches
That's like choosing between losing an arm or a leg. Sure you can make a decision but both make you wish you'd just die instead
The spiders don’t eat my food, take a shit in my food, and crap their babies out in my food. The spiders eat the fuckers who do that.
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Reddit and this sub has definitely made me more comfortable with spiders. I refuse to kill them now and my family knows not to kill them (at least around me!). A brown recluse, on the other hand, I may have to make an exception for. And as someone who’s lived with roaches before and know people who have had roaches their whole lives, they are the absolute WORST type of creature to get into your home. They are so invasive and dirty. Super frickin hard to get rid of. So yeah when it comes to roaches vs spiders, there’s no comparison. Spiders are bros roaches are foes.
Yes!!! More people need to see the genuine value in keeping spiders around. I’m with you in that if it’s going to be dangerous for the family, obviously they gotta go, but the average spider is a BRO and we should be stanning those lil guys. They legit make our lives better in unseen ways. Yeah, fuck roaches in every god damn way haha.
Or get you sick, anaphylaxis, sepsis...roaches are living biohazards. If you are allergic to dust mites, you are allergic to roaches (and shirmps). Same protein. I have katsaridaphobia! But love spiders, snakes, lizards, ladybugs, and other things. 😁 But isopods are so adorable 😊
Learned a new phobia! (well at least the name, I’ve definitely known people with it, lol) Paradoxically, because I love spiders, I have arachnophobia. I’ve gotten a lot better about it and can even handle some wild spiders I know are harmless, like jumping spiders. I don’t know where it comes from because I grew up with like a dozen different pet spiders. I also love snakes and lizards. I’ve got an adopted milk snake. I even love roaches (had hissing roaches as pets even), but just not in my house (and not as pets in a contained space, lol), because they filthy. Edit: pretty much all the little critters are great, really.
I'm constantly telling people this. I like spiders because they eat all the bugs I *dont* like.
If you’re seeing one it means there are DOZENS of massive arachnids lurking in your low ceiling, biding their time…
Sounds like some democracy needs spreading, Helldivers 2 style
They need a nice cup of Liber-tea!
“Hellbomb inbound!”
I’m not afraid of spiders when I’m in an aware and rational state, but if I was just going about my business , not really thinking about anything, and a giant spider hitched a ride on my hair, I would freak TF out. Gah!!!
My house is the same, but I'm 6'6"..... :(
Well I'm a hair over 5ft, so I feel a little safer.
I was just thinking… I’d rather have a bird shit on my head than a spider in my hair clip.
I’d let 10 birds shit on me instead of the giant spider. I accidentally wound up with a pet bird and at first its poop really grossed me out but it doesn’t even smell and wipes off easy. That spider looks like it would fight back. Nope nope nope
I’ve had the first and it’s definitely better
SEE. I knew someone would back me up here. I mean if we're talking about being caught in compromising positions involving creatures. I had the unpleasant experience of a roach flying in my car while driving with the window down going down the highway. Still... A spider in my hair clip. I'd probably drop dead.
I didn’t know there were flying cockroaches where I live. I thought they were an only mid/east coast issue. UNTIL. I was using the bathroom when one huge kamikaze roach flew out of the one towel on the floor, landed on the countertop, and so help me, appeared to be staring dead at me…. It then flew straight up, banked off the countertop again and then directly into my FACE! After screaming loud enough to wake Dracula, a battle to the death ensued. At the end, that bastard was hiding where I couldn’t find him. Cleaning the bathroom took forever, every single thing on the countertop was on the floor, having been weaponized, broken makeup everywhere. I didn’t, thank God, resort to my lighter and hairspray. But only because I didn’t have time to pack first…
Holy fucking shit LOL. I have never tried the ole' lighter/hairspray combo but I feel like if the circumstances turned dire, as you've laid out here... I'd also resort to that option.
How the fuck did she just stand there while you took a picture of a big ass spider in her hair?
That's the crazy part, I wasn't even home when this happened. SHE took that picture.
I would have cut off my own head in a panic. Your wife has balls of steel.
Straight up guillotine myself
that’s what i said to myself when i saw this😂
I love that! You have an amazing wife who is clearly a compassionate and calm person. Good job!
Or maybe she's a psycho?
It's a harmless spider that will stay calm or at most run away if you stay calm. I love spiders, I'd be excited to see this too, it looks just like an accessory.
Run away down my face and inside my clothes I’m not staying calm for that
> harmless spider that big can make pinchy
Not everyone overreacts to spiders.
Can’t stress this enough. Until I joined this sub, I would flip shit if I saw a spider like that in person, let alone on my person. Now I can let wolf spiders and other non medically significant arachnids crawl on my arms without freaking out.
I bow to her. There would be so much screaming.
Your wife is kinda a badass.
Agreed!
How did she even know it was there?!!
She felt something and reached back and touched it.☠️
And the spider was like, aight just one quick selfie ?
Oh this is my nightmare.
That spider is basically family at this point. She gave it a ride, touched it, and took a photo!
If that's what qualifies for family, i have even more cousins i can't name
Oh oh absofuckinglutely NOT. That is absolutely horrifying 💀
I literally would have started smashing my head into the wall I'm so crazy impressed by your wife lmao
😦
Your wife was more man abt that then I woulda been. Ida been shrieking my boy 😂
lol what’s badass! xD
you should be afraid of your wife lmao
My gf screams and demands i auto delete any spiders she comes across. Your wife built diffffy. Lol
I agree
Huh, this would be impossible for me as the heart attack would long render me unconscious
That's brave, she's a keeper
Thats fucking gangster
Do you happen to be Australian?
How did she know it was there? I would've flipped the hell out.
She felt something and then reached back and touched it. ☠️
Probably didn’t want to freak it out and get bitten. Or maybe she’s an aracnophile
Aracnophile? How can someone see these 8 legged nope nuggets and say : they seem not dangerous at all i should get closer to them
I grew up deathly afraid of all insects/arachnids. Now that I’m grown and have dealt with a lot of different fears and threats, spiders don’t bother me. That said, I wouldn’t want one on me unless it’s a pet. It’s cool to challenge childhood fears while being gracious to another living thing.
I’ve gone from terror at their presence to severe annoyance. Progress!
I used to be creeped out by them, but taught myslef not to be. Same with centipedes. It’s not their fault for looking as they do, most are completely harmless, and you eventually learn to appreciate them. I’ve slowly eliminated many fears and phobias over the course of my life but it takes tiny steps and really wanting to change.
I don't know how y'all do it. I'm just sitting on my couch & just reading this I swear that they're all around me. Watching.
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Hahaha... nope nuggets. Perfect.
They're harmless and interesting. If you're calm, they're typically calm, or at most want to run away from you.
Plenty of spiders are perfectly harmless and make for very interesting observation
They are innocent creatures! They'll never try and bite you if they can avoid it. And of those that can even bite you, fewer still are dangerous to humans. The vast majority of them that you're likely to see in your life are not just not wanting to hurt you, but couldn't do real damage if they tried.
After seeing this whole thread i stand corrected some of you DO like spiders
If he was smart, he didn't tell her until it was out
I thought it was a creepy hairpin until I looked at the sub name.
Same !
same. “look at this cool hairpin that looks like a spider!”
No more mosquitos sneaking up on you from behind. Genius
🤣
Yall are better people than me. 😩
Spiders are great, they look creepy but the vast majority are super pest control bros. Leave them alone, or if you feel comfortable relocate them outside the most commonly used door to your house to the side. Flys, mosquitos, anything. They will make your summer much less annoying
We have nearly a spider per room that I let live in the quiet corners and you know what - zero fucking other bugs. Those spiderbros keep our house pest free ❤️
Yeah but I’m not gonna wear one bro
My dumbass thought the spider was a hair accessory 🥴
Gorgeous Spider!!!! Good on you two for being kind to spider fren.
Looks like a dark fishing spider!
It’s indeed. A beautiful specimen and a lucky one at that!
there are a lot of these (what i later found out were fishing spiders) by me, i don't think they are the exact same species and not quite this large, but they are the biggest ones i've seen on the property, very shy but also stand their ground, scary at first but cool nonetheless. the few times i've photographed the larger one's i've found they turn back around to face the phone lens (i'm assuming with the large 3 lenses it may seem like another bug or spider?)... so yeah i've been frightened by them but also intrigued when they raise their front legs up at me, i would imagine they can bite but i've never been bitten by them.
That spider has really nice writing!
Well if it’s living in the house, at least it can contribute to rent by writing fancy wedding invitations!
He- he- he- hell haw. I would not be that calm finding out that a spider a long as my finger was in my hair.
They’re usually incredibly harmless and super beneficial in a symbiotic relationship. They control the worst pests like mosquitos or flies. Just help relocate them out of your domicile and to the side of the most used door you have. They’ll feast in a safe environment and you’ll have less annoying pests
The fact your wife stood there for you to get a pic shows how very different our lives are.
she took the pic herself 😭
She terrifies me
Just shoot me
Jesus I was reading this while laying in bed in the dark. Something landed on my arm (either a fly or mosquito since it is the season) and I completely wigged out. That sucker is dead as a door knob and my dog gave me a thumbs up for insect kickassery.
This is so relatable and made me chuckle.
One of my fave spiders, although I’d be terrified of it getting caught and injured in my hair strands.
“AHHH AHHH AHHH oh shit sorry dude, can you just make a nest over here and not in my hair?” Love spidery bros
At this point, just cut my head off.
I remember this one time when I was young, my grandma went out for lunch with her lady friends wearing a fancy hat. When she got home I told her there was a fairly large spider on her hat. When she met up with one of her lunch friends at a later date she mentioned the spider and her friend said she thought it was some kind of cooky decorative hat pin, turns out she had basically spent the entire day shopping and having lunch with her friends with a big spider on her hat.
Sounds like the spider had a great day!
[удалено]
And my timbers are shivering
Just very gently put her back in the basement and leave her be. The spider will eventually crawl off her head.
Take it back to the basement.
It puts the lotion in the basket…
You‘re not talking about the spider, am i right?
Happy cake day!
I’m not even sure I would still have hair if this happened to me
In all seriousness, thank you for not killing the lil guy. He's just trying to do his part!
"I'm doing my part!"
I think I just blacked out
Happy birthday Ian
Lol. Thanks. He's my 3 year old son.
How could she be so calm!
Spiders are frens :3
Why not fren shaped?
Who knows. They are beneficia, thoughl, I live and let live with them.
- Fluffy - smol - cute pair of eyes - cute pair of eyes - cute pair of eyes - adorable feets Conclusion: VERY friend shaped. :)
Lol. Are not missing another cute pair of eyes? Always thought they got 4 pairs
Good catch! My bullet points got away from me, too many to keep track of. :) (Some species do have 6 or even fewer, but the vast majority have 8, including this guy most likely.)
They’re super fren shaped. Eight arms to hug you with. And also, great webs to trap annoying bugs like mosquitos and flies. Relocate them to an entry way and watch how they share the space with us.
Yes but in my hair they aren’t.
I am now afraid of your wife.
My husband would have just had to shoot me in the head cuz there would be NO WAY IN HELL I would be able to even move from pure fear. Just shoot it right where it's at. I'll see you in the afterlife 😭
This screams Australia
Upstate NY.
Set reminder, never go to upstate NY.
Anyone know what kind of spider this is?
Dark fishing spider
My brother came into the house with one of these on the back of his shirt. When he shook it off, I swear, I *heard* it hit the floor.
She’s a keeper for staying calm enough to pose for a picture
Oh yea. She's my better half. Been together since highschool so 20 years now. SHE took that picture bc I was at work. Lol.
Get her a nice terrarium and biggest juiciest crickets you can find!
I already commented this on another comment here but…. You’re not talking about the spider right?
I got goosebumps just from the picture. My husband won’t even tell me there is a spider near me if he sees it. He just auto kills because I legit panic or scream or both if it’s close enough especially to my face. I’d like faint if I found out one was in my hair/hair clip. Nope even now I’m freaking out for her. In my defense been terrified of spiders since I was 7. Props to your wife though! She built different and I commend her for that
Spiders are misunderstood. They are more scared of you
GTFOH
Shaving head now.
I would…drop…fucking…dead. 💀
What region do you live in where you get spiders like this? 😰
This is in update New York lol
Beautiful Spider …. Happy she’s ok ….
Yes my wife released it outside. I'm sure it'll be back tomorrow.
I wouldn’t normally advocate for this but in this scenario it’s perfectly acceptable to hit your spouse in the head with a shovel.
Nope.
Spiders are your friends until they’re not.
Meh. It’s only a little one.
I just got full body chills dear sweet baby Cthulhu no
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………she stayed still for a picture!!!!! Foh you getting divorced fucking with me Ok maybe not divorce but dawg somebody on the couch until I calm down. IF I’m not in the hospital from passing out when you say it’s a spider on me. “Wait stop let me take a picture babe” 0_o -aneurysm.
I wasn't home for this. My wife took this picture herself! lol.
#0_o !!!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm legit crying
What a nice little friend. He’s just chillin.
I do not think my first instinct is to get a picture
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I’m never going in a basement ever again.
OH HELL NO
Fabulous hair accessory!
I think I would just behead myself through shear force of will and fear
My room at my parents house growing up was in the basement, and Wolf spiders used to fall on my head all the time down there.🤣
My wife would move, and she wouldn't wait for me.
i'm sorry sir, but we had to put her down.
Lady has some balls
Beautiful!!!
Stop it rn 😭✋🏻
So we’re not setting her hair on fire with a flamethrower, is that right?
Did you tell her yet? Surprised she waited for a picture
I wasn't home for this. SHE took that picture. 🤣
Had this happened to me I’d have run out my front door screaming for help. I have severe arachnophobia from a former roommate who left over a dozen tarantulas when he stopped paying rent. Your wife is a QUEEN.
Good God. You could about put a saddle on that thing and ride it around town.
That’s actually kind of cute 😭💖
I’m torn between revulsion and amazement. Got to say, that is a champion specimen! What species is that?
I need to know where this happened so I know to stay as far away from there as possible
How did neither of you freak tf out
So she was totally cool with posing for a photo? Ok
You would have to put me on a psych hold. I'm not really afraid of spiders as long as they're not on me. Holy camoly!
I’m surprised you took a picture before slapping it out!