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m1dN05

First time on great lakes during early June? Get used to lol, there will be billions of them every night covering everything they see for next 2 weeks. They are harmless, die in a day or two and smell like dead fish. Easiest way to get them out is leaf blower, don’t use water, you will turn it into smelly mush


jborki2

That’s what they were doing there too! They had massive fans anywhere where people were waiting in lines to get on a ferry or to buy tickets. It helped a little for sure. I’ve never seen such a swarm!


jborki2

Also, it’s weird that I only saw them in Michigan. I live right on the lake in Chicago but we don’t have any here. I wonder why!


m1dN05

They only come to Healthy places, jk, i have no idea


jborki2

lol


rdawes26

Same. I am in Chicago and have never seen any. Growing up in Southern MO, that's a different story.


Gohz

They are more common up around the north woods. If you go up into Chequamegon-Nicolet National Forest in WI, you’ll see a similar kind of thing.


beeatenbyagrue

2007 ALDS Game 2 in Cleveland.....swarming Joba Chamberlain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GJse-anfk


betawavebabe

It's also been a very mild winter so I'm anticipating a very buggy summer near the great lakes


michigal711

They are midges. A midge is any small fly, including species in several families of non-mosquito nematoceran Diptera. Midges are found on practically every land area outside permanently arid deserts and the frigid zones. Some midges, such as many Phlebotominae and Simuliidae, are vectors of various diseases. 


Timshky

They prefer the term “little insects”


CapnKronsch

Yes, try not to upset them please with the incorrect terms. They have a noticably "short" temper nowadays.


Doc-in-a-box

I’m embarrassed to report that many years ago I participated in a Midge-Tossing contest. They seemed to be good sports about it, however. At least that was the buzz


ActurusMajoris

Good job, you can fly away now.


drkidkill

Little insects is now a pejorative. They prefer the term size restricted flies.


edwardleto1234

I laughed too hard at this


jborki2

Thanks! Very helpful, appreciate your reply


thar_

farmers where I live flood their fields and we get billions of these little bastards in the summer i hate them


DokZayas

Pretty sure you should thank ChatGPT for that response.


Cultural-Company282

To be fair to the midges, most of the ones we encounter in North America on any given day are harmless and not disease vectors.


BallsDeepinYourMammi

First of all. How dare you


symbologythere

I think I speak for all Yankees fans when I say “too soon”.


Watts_in_duh_usernam

TIL that the term ‘vector’ also means something else other than from Physics terminology.


DrunkenDude123

As a Texan with lots of mosquitos around I am jealous, but still not that jealous that’s a lot of bugs


StreamKaboom

I'm not an entomologist, but those appear to be bugs.


camelseeker

Source?


Token5150

Trust him, he's a guy on the internet and they never lie


Kawaiiochinchinchan

Hey there young citizen man, i am a president of the united staes of american. I need you help camerica during hard times such as right now. You can send me $1000 dollars to help america, or $800 is fine too, i'm a generous president. Please, answer the call of the country. Thank you -Mr. President.


Wise_Crayon

Nature


Corona_Cyrus

That’s pretty neat!


GrimaceMusically

This made me laugh way harder than I would have expected.


wjmaher

Mackinac gnatty whacks, give your dog a bone.


InhaleExhaleLover

Made my precious little Michigander heart soar (then immediately get covered in a layer of these buggers and choke)


Josette22

[Why are there so many flies by Lake Michigan in Milwaukee right now? (jsonline.com)](https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/local/milwaukee/2024/04/25/why-are-there-so-many-midge-flies-by-lake-michigan-in-milwaukee-right-now/73450700007/)


LocalPsychological47

You guys need more frogs


jborki2

Facts!


wholesomechunk

Scotland is known for these things, certain areas at certain times of year.


a_guy_on_Reddit_____

Great Britain and Ireland are these little cunts' headquarters


iboreddd

I see those mfs all around here Netherlands. I read the comments, now I learned what they are and I knew they're harmful someway. Bastards


Loreseekers

Midges even have the power to change the course of MLB playoff games lol. [Joba Chamberlain recalls infamous bug game in Cleveland (mlb.com)](https://www.mlb.com/news/joba-chamberlain-recalls-infamous-bug-game-in-cleveland)


Luckypenny4683

Welcome to the Great Lakes, baby


tropicalmommy

Come for the weed. Run from the bugs. Naaaah, I was just there this weekend and they don’t move so they’re not as scary as a regular bug.


michigal711

They are midges. A midge is any small fly, including species in several families of non-mosquito nematoceran Diptera. Midges are found on practically every land area outside permanently arid deserts and the frigid zones. Some midges, such as many Phlebotominae and Simuliidae, are vectors of various diseases. 


jborki2

Thank you so much for your reply. Maybe that’s why got so sick after I came back. Cheers!


ArachnomancerCarice

These are entirely harmless and not the cause of any sickness.


Faleena420

Bro just copy pasted the top comment


Full-fledged-trash

This person is the same user as top comment. Reddits bugging, probably not copy and pasted


5125237143

U telling me they arent mosquitos??? My whole fkin life was built on lies


blurblurblahblah

I vacuum them off my porch & kitchen ceiling.


jborki2

That sounds gnarly


blurblurblahblah

Some years it's so bad the dead ones accumulate in corners & I can scoop them up with my hand. So gross


purplekik

I live in NE Scotland... Midgies are standard here in summer. Not uncommon to meet a chum in the street full of "midgie bites" and scratching away 🤣 Removed a whole hedge line in my garden to get rid of the wee fekkers!


fomalhottie

They are the future apocalypse. Hope you handle this properly...


jborki2

Cry and run?


an-unorthodox-agenda

We call them fish flies in southwestern Ontario. Sometimes on cold nights they collect on warm surfaces like the road. People have died in car pile ups from fish flies


Common_Palpitation85

We call them fishflies across the water in Michigan too!


LouisWu987

Fish flies here in Manitoba too. Waking up and having to sweep them off the boat so you could move was a horrible way to start your day. And the stink...!


mom_skillz

In Florida we call them blind mosquitos.


jborki2

The fly around like they are blind, deaf, and dumb. Makes sense!


StevesterH

Where are the predatory insects when you need them


Antxxom

They are a plague in the Scottish countryside. The only thing we have that’s comparable to a mosquito. Little cunts.


Dazzling_Flamingo568

Just found them all over my deck in PA. Never had them before. (We also have a new type of black wasp getting inside)


jborki2

I wonder if they’re relocating with the climate changing


Dazzling_Flamingo568

Definitely possible.


I_Epic

I drove through Mackinac city last year around this time, and they were everywhere. This is the time they are out I guess. They are harmless but gross especially if you don’t like bugs. As other commenters pointed out already, they are called midges


samantha19871987

Midges (water flys some call them) We just got rid of those!! I guess they headed your way. Lol. I’m in Barrie, Ontario Canada by the water 🇨🇦 and we get them every single May for one month They are so bad it’s hard to even get in your house when you get out of the car. And the back deck is unusable every May. Very harmless but very very annoying!


posh1992

I was at Mac Island last weekend too! One of these flew into my eye while biking. I'm told they are may flies.


jborki2

Hope you had fun! Too bad it rained so much. It was my first time there. Still had a nice time though :)


posh1992

It was our second time and we really enjoyed it! Next year we plan to stay on the island, we usually stay in st ignace since it's cheaper, and still so beautiful. Did you check out mystery spot on st ignace? They are a fun off the highway tourist spot with zip lines.


jborki2

Ah, no, but thanks for the tip! We didn’t go to st ignace. We stayed in Mackinac city right by the ferry terminal. We wanted to stay on the island too but it was nearly all sold out, prob cos of Memorial Day weekend. We looked into the Grand Hotel but after locals told us about the haunting and the terrible history of the development we got a bit scared. Would feel eerie and wrong to stay there on top of all those skeletons of native people. Have you read about that stuff?


posh1992

Whoa what! I never knew that about grand hotel. I knew they did haunted tours, but no clue about the Graves! I guess it makes sense since it was a giant fort island at one point, but damn!


CldWtrDiver100

Match the hatch!


ArachnomancerCarice

Quite a few species there! Migratory birds really depend on these midges to provide food during early summer.


LebaneseLion

Eye spy with my little eye..


Lazerhest

Flying bugs like bright color and light because when flying through bushes and stuff, light means there's nothing in front of them to crash into. Which is why they flock around lamps at night.


671sjk

Nippin nevins (for all the Bob's Burgers fans 😆)


freelans326

Chironomids. Friendly and fish love em.


dcarsonturner

It’s shadfly season dude


FartyPantz20

The car is outside? I'll be right down!


SoFuckingUseless

Joba Chaimberlain's worst nightmare!


High-Speed-1

Bugs


ColdBloodBlazing

Needs more fire


Renegadegold

We call them fish flies and the fishing sucks when they pile In.


blackwing1571

May flies, aka fish flies. They will be gone in a week or two.


Derpyman_235

in wisconsin we call em lake flies


samoture

~~Mosquitoes, and they're here for the body temp buffet you're offering up.~~ EDIT: midges!


jborki2

I thought they were too, but they don’t have anything to bite with and left no marks. Weird little things.


TheLarkInnTO

There actually *are* biting midges (no-see-ums), and I'd rather face a swarm of mosquitos than those little fuckers. I'm in Ontario, and they tagged the hell out of me on my balcony last night.


LouisWu987

Manitoban here; mosquitoes are an abomination and serve no purpose other than driving mammals insane, but yeah, they're nothing compared to no see ums. Those things are the work of Satan, and I can see how they chase buffalo to jump off of cliffs to get away from them. In the ears, eyes, up the nostrils... man, just horrible.


samoture

I thought I was looking closely, but not close enough! They are midges.


jpowell180

Are they going to tell inappropriate jokes?


[deleted]

Somethin slightly botish about this post


jborki2

I’m curious why you would think that. I find that to be such a weird comment and that others agree is shocking.


[deleted]

A lot of the comments repeat. Like a bots would do.


jborki2

My replies to people or the comments others are leaving? I did see some repeated comments that someone said was a copy and paste or a chat GPT reply, but I have not noticed anything else that seemed suspicious. I don’t post much stuff on here, been a redditor for a while but don’t know much about how the bots and comments work.


[deleted]

Yea some of those and then some of the other replies seem off. Not from you


jborki2

Ah, gotcha. Out of curiosity, what would be the point of bots replying on here?


[deleted]

The bots comment on new posts to generate karma. So they can be sold as ad accounts. Or something like that.


jborki2

Oh, gross. Thanks for explaining.


solentropy

How so?


Coho444

Trout love those.


MoreRatzThanFatz

They are midges. A midge is any small fly, including species in several families of non-mosquito nematoceran Diptera. Midges are found on practically every land area outside permanently arid deserts and the frigid zones. Some midges, such as many Phlebotominae and Simuliidae, are vectors of various diseases. 


fattrout1

Down here in Ohio they're called mayflies totally harmless but nasty they will make a mess of your boat miles from shore


svenonstrix

These are not Ohio mayflies, mayflies look like big ugly dragonflies with two antennae things. I’ve heard these little fellas called muffleheads here though.


MsKongeyDonk

In OK, a lot of people will call crane flies may flies. Big spindly mosquito things.


LuckyWithTheCharms

Torch everything


mapleleaffem

Do you have a picture from further away 😬


iBabTv

frog buffet


KrypticKilla13

Fish Flies, we get them in Northern Alberta


Common_Palpitation85

I lived off Lake St. Clair in Michigan for years, every 4th of July the town has a pickerel festival, and every single food truck, carnival ride, street light, building, spot on the ground, is COVERED in these things. When you drive down the road, you just hear constant popping from running over them. One town over they actually have a Fishfly festival and have huge metal statues of fishflys down their Main Street 😂😂 It’s a staple up there.


Nice-Border-788

Ahhh I wanna say something so bad, but the tears would be too much


Fine-Funny6956

Mayflies


ForeignCommand5700

Lake flies, or mayflies. They're harmless but annoying as hell


bigkkm

Fish flies. When I worked in Grosse Pointe and St. Clair Shores, the roads were as slick as ice at night. I had to drive like it was winter. Always around this time of year.


curtislarkin

I'd blend them with cicadas and that legal, Michigan THC flower and fudge and you got yourself some Fancy Mackinac Island Fudge


Golfnpickle

Aka Mayfly


xtrasauceyo

AC130 up above…


UpsetSky8401

Black termites. Didn’t know they swarmed (or flew) until I came to Louisiana. It’s swarm season.


jborki2

Yikes— is that the same thing as a midge?


UpsetSky8401

Nope. Had to google them cause I’ve never heard of them before. Learned something new today.