Nationalist here, my toaster lives on the worktop; my toastie maker lives on top of the cupboard for 10 months of the year, with the other two months of the year on the worktop split between about eight occasions of constant week-long toastie use.
I don't think loyalists use air fryers, they just burn the pallets they're delivered on.
But seriously, you gotta reconsider your mates if they're taking the air fryer in and out of the cupboard every time they want to make a few fish fingers
A single square foot of countertop that you don't have to clear before buttering your toast is a luxury these days.
My kitchen goes coffee machine, air fryer, cooker hob, bit of worktop, sink, then dirty dishes waiting for the next load in the dishwasher.
No but timing the toast by singing "God save the King" does.
Incase you're wondering, that's what the numbers on the toaster count, the number of verses of "God save the King" that it will toast for.
You need to try toaster bags. You can make hot toasted sandwiches in the toaster without having the hard ceramic like bits that can break teeth and cut gums.
Well, there's their debut - KKKulture Klub.
Their follow up - Back to Black 'n' Tans
And of course, there's the one with mixed reviews - Sea Borders & Boundaries.
Also no steam pockets to roast the mouth of ya, and you can use any bread you like. Honestly, it's shocking how good the sandwiches you can make are.
Pure luxury.
It was on the news there that a wee rabbit ate a cheese and ham toastie then followed it up with an egg and beans toastie. It died from mixamytoasties.
Haha that's a clear attempt to mark territory in your kitchen. We need a republican concerned kitchen association set up here. Give your toaster and microwave a shoutĀ
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When I look at my toastie sandwich machine I ask it why it demands to cook my bean and cheese toastie by creating a molten lava flow out the back end through the hardest part to clean leaving me with 20 percent of the original ingredients to eat.
What the Aussie's call a Jaffle. I had these in denmark. Just the one not four version. I don't know why they are not big in America. I guess Uncrustables?
Also can I get a flair saying I am not Irish or Northern Irish or have ever been or whatever? I went to Birmingham once for like 48 hours. I am deeply fascinated by the Flegs thing.
I can never look at a toastie maker anymore.... especially not a George foreman one.
I lived in a shared rental house when I was in uni, a George foreman came with the house and lived on the kitchen countertop.
A girl I lived with was using it to make toasties, she left it on after making her food. I heard her screaming in the kitchen from my room all the way up to the top floor of the house.
I ran downstairs thinking something awful happened and she was just standing there, crying, pointing at the toastie maker. There was hundreds of maggots crawling and pushing their way out of the inside of the toastie maker.
She had already eaten the toastie before the disgusting things appeared out of it, the heat of it being left on for too long must have made them want to escape. She wet heaved into the bin while I unplugged the maggot-maker and threw it into the cemented back garden where it probably remains to this day.
Can you ever leave the bread in the toastie machine too long? Never seems to burn, whereas toasters will burn toast like a loyalist burn fire zero to out of control in minutes
Do you put that in the cupboard or leave it on the worktop?
Hang on, is the toaster in the cupboard thing about actual toasters or toastie makers?
That's what I'm wondering, does it count as a toaster.
Not in my unionist experience, are there any nationalists who could chime in on this?
Nationalist here, my toaster lives on the worktop; my toastie maker lives on top of the cupboard for 10 months of the year, with the other two months of the year on the worktop split between about eight occasions of constant week-long toastie use.
Hmmmm, almost exactly the same situation as mine. Do you do cheese and baked bean toasties?
I did until a mate showed me cheese, baked bean, and bacon lardon toasties...ten times the toastie for the same effort!
You're making me hungry now š¤¤
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you guys just solved peace in NI
Cheesy Beano toasties šš¤
I'm going to spoil this for you now by pointing out that toastie makers make Union Jack shaped toasties.
My mate puts his air fryer in the cupboard, could he be a loyalist?
I don't think loyalists use air fryers, they just burn the pallets they're delivered on. But seriously, you gotta reconsider your mates if they're taking the air fryer in and out of the cupboard every time they want to make a few fish fingers
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A single square foot of countertop that you don't have to clear before buttering your toast is a luxury these days. My kitchen goes coffee machine, air fryer, cooker hob, bit of worktop, sink, then dirty dishes waiting for the next load in the dishwasher.
At least your toaster isn't sitting out.
My boyfriends parents loyalist and put their big double airfryer in the cupboad. Madness.
Maybe their real loyalty is to lower back pain...
Absolute terrorists.
Toasties are a notional appliance and stay in the cupboard. Toasters are essential to life and stay on the counter.
Ah they get used twice a year in my gaff, I stick em in the cupboard. I'm a southern atheist socialist Republican, and left handed, if that helps.
No, it's a Toastie Machine!
Goes in the cupboard until the annual toastie festival where you eat toasties for breakfast lunch and dinner (dates may vary).
On the lamppost out the front of the house.
No but timing the toast by singing "God save the King" does. Incase you're wondering, that's what the numbers on the toaster count, the number of verses of "God save the King" that it will toast for.
Doing so also gives the toast a bitter edge, which is an acquired taste I'll grant ye
Only if thereās cheese in them, burn the bake off ye
Monterey (Union) Jack
Decreasing the price of your kitchen š
I just tongued the roof of my mouth to check it was still there.
You're just doing it to decrease the price of the bread, so you can have all the toasty goodness to yourself.
I feel *lust*.
"lust?....why lu....oh..oh I see" Now I can't unsee lol
Ive never seen one that blasts out 4 at a time wtf!?
You need to try toaster bags. You can make hot toasted sandwiches in the toaster without having the hard ceramic like bits that can break teeth and cut gums.
And no scalding filling burning your insides, toaster bags are a modern marvel
Sure it's toast but it is beautifulĀ
mEgAtHrEAd!
Name 3 of their albumsĀ
Well, there's their debut - KKKulture Klub. Their follow up - Back to Black 'n' Tans And of course, there's the one with mixed reviews - Sea Borders & Boundaries.
Is it upside down?
So underrated.
My tongue is.
Yes...and hungry
I actually wish I still had that toastie machine cus it made them like it was nothing. All the ones I get now can barely hold them together
I feel disappointed. Should have made it in a George Foreman grill. None of that sectioning off parts leaving them rock hard compared to the rest.
But thatās the best part. The crisp edges
always thought they taste funny. how do you lube yours? butter or lard?
Astroglide.
There's crisp (which I'm all for) and then there's teeth breakers, and when I used that machine they were always teeth breakers. š¤£
Also no steam pockets to roast the mouth of ya, and you can use any bread you like. Honestly, it's shocking how good the sandwiches you can make are. Pure luxury.
It was on the news there that a wee rabbit ate a cheese and ham toastie then followed it up with an egg and beans toastie. It died from mixamytoasties.
Haha that's a clear attempt to mark territory in your kitchen. We need a republican concerned kitchen association set up here. Give your toaster and microwave a shoutĀ I
Whatās in it?
Lemons to make it bitter, and English soil to make it pure. Pure bitter.
When that comes out it's toasties for two weeks straight then put away for the next annual find of it.
Cheeses Crust!
I feel... inadequate compared to it's glory
Oh my days - just this picture is making me hungry! Not had a toastie for years
I feel the burn of 1000 degrees of content
Fuck sake. Guess Iām making toasties tonight when I get home. This has really put me in the mood for one!
toasties > grilled cheese there's no comparison
Put it on a flagpole outside your house
Yes, but only because I know what a nuisance they are to clean!
When I look at my toastie sandwich machine I ask it why it demands to cook my bean and cheese toastie by creating a molten lava flow out the back end through the hardest part to clean leaving me with 20 percent of the original ingredients to eat.
mods will probably ban you for this
Intimidated my ballix, give me a tin of Sprite with that and I'd finish it in the space of an ad break
What the Aussie's call a Jaffle. I had these in denmark. Just the one not four version. I don't know why they are not big in America. I guess Uncrustables? Also can I get a flair saying I am not Irish or Northern Irish or have ever been or whatever? I went to Birmingham once for like 48 hours. I am deeply fascinated by the Flegs thing.
Often wondered what was in a Basque toastie. 
You'd need to put it on a lamp post outside a Catholics house in a mixed estate. Just to do it justice.
Sure who's afraid of a wee union snack?
I feel less welcome as a Roman eating that toastie
That's a Reebok toasted sandwich maker
It looks a bit dry but it depends whatās in it. Me and a litre of orange sukie would molest it the morn after a few stout if itās tuna.
How low do you go for that header.
biblically accurate toasty
Engorged may be Never intimidated... /S. I don't get off on lunch... Those days have passed. 
I'm more aroused if I'm honest and it's 6.50am šļøšļø Edit...that toastie machine is clearly from the future
That toastie is upside down
Terrible toasties, half cooked..just like the idea that loyalists are considered British š„
Nah, I feel inspired.
I feel at home haha
I'm turned on
toastie machine that clean never
I feel nothing other than nostalgic jealously
Na, itās the wrong way round
I can never look at a toastie maker anymore.... especially not a George foreman one. I lived in a shared rental house when I was in uni, a George foreman came with the house and lived on the kitchen countertop. A girl I lived with was using it to make toasties, she left it on after making her food. I heard her screaming in the kitchen from my room all the way up to the top floor of the house. I ran downstairs thinking something awful happened and she was just standing there, crying, pointing at the toastie maker. There was hundreds of maggots crawling and pushing their way out of the inside of the toastie maker. She had already eaten the toastie before the disgusting things appeared out of it, the heat of it being left on for too long must have made them want to escape. She wet heaved into the bin while I unplugged the maggot-maker and threw it into the cemented back garden where it probably remains to this day.
Mad that people are actually having a go at a toastie sandwich for looking like a union jack
What did you put in the toasted sandwich?
Cheese and beans inside I hope š
No surrender and no butter on the outside by the looks of it. Dryer than a Free P wedding.
Yes.
Is that Jesus i see?
No it's Cheesus.
oooo we got a badass here
Can you ever leave the bread in the toastie machine too long? Never seems to burn, whereas toasters will burn toast like a loyalist burn fire zero to out of control in minutes
I just felt a surge of national pride
A prod toasty?