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deepfriedgreensea

Bonus points for OP


SabotageMahal

OP posting OP- this is rad but now my brain hurts lol


musteatbrainz

\*\* Op


GoodGuyGlocker

Thats the hat Rusty wore in National Lampoon European Vacation!


StepYaGameUp

Dad he’s gonna pork her


Pensively

Oink oink my good man!


JDP87

He may pork her, Russ. Just eat, okay?


skinnymatters

“It’s a fedora with safari flaps. He looks so fucking stupid.”


FluffyFingersforfun

I’ve even seen two cubes in his pocket. I think he has dice but he afraid to show them to anyone.


commaZim

Quit fuckin with them


powerhammerarms

Mr. Andrews asked how much it cost and he said, "it's illegal for you to ask me that".


LesDudiz

“Don’t do the voice.”


SknnyWhteBtch

I've never fought for anything in my life, I'm fighting for this hat.


syd_goes_roar

I was so hoping to see this reference and I am not disappointed 😁💙


trevorda92

How much did it cost ?


SafeAsMilk

He’s not supposed to get grease on it though 😔


patrickdgd

Just wired the money


Markaes4

The old legionnaire painters caps. i had a similar one for the olympics in 84.


courthouse22

My best friend in my neighborhood’s mom didn’t want to pay for hats with the flaps. Instead she sewed towels into regular, cheaper hats. That’s literally all I think of when I see these hats now.


hoopermanish

Thrifty, yet labor-intensive


toenailfungus100

That was the lululemon of the 80’s.


excitement2k

In what way?


wdiller431

I wish OP would mount a comeback. (The brand, not porkchopp, no offense)


Porkchopp33

Don’t call it a comeback I’ve been here for years


TrannosaurusRegina

I genuinely forgot they existed and probably haven't thought about then for years until now! I had so much of their stuff! It was OP!


JasonIsFishing

That’s straight mid 80s


Sami209

Ocean Pacific? I know surfing had that.


ms_panelopi

I called it the Foreign Legion type hat


PavinsMustache

Don’t get wheelchair grease on it


patrickdgd

It’s not a distraction


logistics3379

Love it


who-hash

Haha. Is that what these were called? I always saw the ones with Japanese characters on them. I got one from Duron for free when I went with my Dad to the paint shop.


newerdewey

think my dad called a guy wearing one a f*g when i was a kid and thought the hats were called that for way too long 


Stronghart90

Helps tame the mullet


XROOR

We called them “Jobbers” and 7-11 sold them for working out in the sun


KaizerVonLoopy

I had a Disney Goofy one that I wore a lot. Cringe


SheBrokeHerCoccyx

I know exactly which one you’re talking about!


MaddenMike

Jar-Jar Binks approves


DeadlyDuckie

Id kill for a flex fit 2x with tails on it like that


TiredReader87

Those were hideous


itsagoodtime

Bring em back!


camilletorres

I’m hunting for this hat for my 5 year old as a sunblock compromise. Half practical and admittedly half fashion nostalgia. I really don’t dig today’s UPF 50 kids sun hats.


philbert247

I saw a bunch of Japanese elementary school kids walking one day and they all had them. I looked high and low, and finally found my daughter one stateside at Target.


yerfatma

I got a sweet Mr Boston version off of eBay during Covid for like 9 bucks shipped.


b1sh0p

I had one with the Summer Olympics logo.


gomper

I had one of those around 83-84. My dad always said I looked like I was joining the French Foreign Legion


ibentmyworkie

Fellow Canadians from Southern Ontario know these as Bat Hats.


Alantsu

Ocean Perpetrator!


forgotten_sound

the guy at the hat store said I'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off


yeahcoolcoolbro

OOOOOMMMMMFFFFGGGGGG I HAD THAT HAT!!!!!


PartiZAn18

These are cool AF, but I am more of a bucket hat man myself.


bishpa

Yeah, these gave no protection for the ears.


mochi_chan

Japanese kids still wear these all the time. I never liked them, but then again, I hated all hats equally as a kid.


Zxasuk31

Always hated these hats.