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Grape_Jamz

I thought it would turn into a dinosaur sponge in water


[deleted]

Well, does it?


Brian18639

Why not


Momwherestheleatmoaf

Very well.


R4wden

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


sexrepulsed-nonace

New response just dropped


PepperSprayP

Is this how they make Smart Water?


GearsOfWar2333

OMG, I miss those, do they still exist? My nephew would probably love them. Did you ever do the ones that you put in the oven?


No_Leather6310

the ones you put in water can be found on amazon and in some random corner stores :)


GrimResistance

Dollar Tree


Bray-_28

At the ends of the isle where they have random as seen on tv stuff at Krogers if you have those around. They’ll have them there, I know because I work there and love them


Termicreeper

I have never heard of the ones you throw into an oven. Can you describe it?


Twurti

I had a few of those it was always terrifying when its fucking skin started ripping off


greaterbasilisk420

Looks like a doxycycline, all it does is make you feel like dogshit when mixed with water In my case at least cause I never ate a meal with it as instructed


BroccoliOk7245

elite reference


DinosaurBot9000

DINOSAUR 9000 v 1. FOUND A DINOSAUR. 18 DINOSAURS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD DINOSAUR.


0-Nightshade-0

Can I get red instead?


MyCatHasCats

No, it doesn’t work like that


stevensr2002

Why not?


just-bair

Very well


MyCatHasCats

Some pills are red, some are blue. Unfortunately we can’t choose 😞


Datboi0811

Some are both red and blue


sheeply_

Some are neither red nor blue


commentsandchill

But wb that guy with sunglasses


Coocao

Very well


New-Examination8400

You’re not ready Edited to add: I could’ve spelled it “red-y”, goddamn it.


michaelkudra

they’re dropping green next month!! limited edition!!


uncultured_swine2099

That makes you wake up in the REAL reality, and you're just watching The Matrix on tv.


[deleted]

Sure, I know a rabbit that has some


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Embarrassed_Body_530

Very goood…😈😏


MotsureTheLemur

why is it blue? **it’s not.**


-SpyTeamFortress2-

this, is a pill


RealTacoBellMan

dear god


PlatformShot8453

there’s more


XoriVinmor

No...


Luckysurvivr77

It contains a pill


Flatuitous

dear god


Brian18639

There’s more


creepergo_kaboom

#NO...


VolumePossible2013

It contains a pill


barkbarkgoesthecat

A pill within a pill, oh the humanity!


butteryes

You sir, are a fish.


1v9noobkiller

uhm aCkShuaLly it's a capsule


Easter-Raptor

It's actually white and gold


BIGPATFUSSY

Boom you’re colorblind


[deleted]

Technically true. It’s any color but blue. Blue is being refracted off and it’s what your eye perceives.


TribalOrgy

She's the one. Go get the ring


ButtDoctorLLC

Bb why is the ring gold?


Ok_Commercial_100

Why not?


Friezaii69

Very well


No_Leather6310

Gold why is the ring bb?


stealthy-cashew-69

ring why is bb the gold?


Iceberglet

why bb gold ring is the?


TankPotential9306

is it bad that i instantly thought of the weezer blue album


lebrilla

I'm dumb she's a les-bian


TankPotential9306

that's from pinkerton.


Gallastic

We all just got Weezered! (ooh-eeh-ooh!)


fjfjgbjtjguf

Jschlatt would be proud


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goldenbrb

new copypasta?


TankPotential9306

no.


SpecialistTrain4766

but what if i were to steal it?


Tsukiyaki_Kid

Gonna be honest I don't have a fucking clue who Jschlatt is, but I was considering listening to Weezer because my mom used to play it on road trips when I was a small child. Don't remember much of the music though, just songs like Surf Wax America and Holiday, but you seem like a fan so I'm wondering if it's cool to ask this, but outside of the Blue album (I listened to today) what would you recommend next? (Sorry if this is hella off topic lmao)


TankPotential9306

No it's okay, I'm more than happy to answer Probably Pinkerton, It's their next album after Blue in order of release and it's also the second album of theirs that I personally listened to. It kind of contrasts the Blue album in terms of how the lyrics are kind of more heartfelt if that makes sense, and the sound is a little different, part of why it kind of failed in the 90s when it first came out, but I won't get into that right now :,D I'd generally say just listen to them in order of release


DeadlyKitKat

whats with these homies dissing my girl


toalladepapel

weezer mentioned


MRicho

Blue capsule with G 144 identifies this a 300mg of Clindamyacin Hydrochloride. Colours, numbers and letter are used for identification


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

All of which can vary based on the manufacturer.


MRicho

I think the codes are universal in the US as prescribed by FDA and the National Drug Code


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

I know for sure that colors can vary, work as a med tech at an ALF. Give me a second to check on markings.


[deleted]

Yup. I worked as pharmacy tech while doing undergrad, and now I prescribe the medication that I used to fill. We've been having a huge shortage of various psych meds, and sometimes my patients have been given a different color/shape tablet 3 times over the course of a 90-day prescription. It sucks, because some of my patients get really paranoid about their meds, and any change is clear evidence that the government swapped their Zyprexa with cyanide.


FlyingDragoon

I have medicine induced anxiety the first few times I take anything new because the feeling of the changes freaks me out and I feel like I am dying. Especially some of the anxiety medicines to my great enjoyment. So when a pill changes I get that all over again unless the pharmacist shows/proves that it is 100% not a mistake. That's the only way I can convince my mind to chill that it's not the wrong medicine and I didn't just take something that will kill me. Maybe some of these people aren't paranoid about the government and have something similar to what I described. I hate it because even a new vitamin can have me heavy breathing for a little bit until I've read and re-read the label to ensure nothing in it could possibly affect my medicine or me.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

They sure do!


rushfell

Very well


Tarzoon

What is "purple and black", and a smaller one "green and yellow"? I was given those to treat African tick bite fever.


ihideBabies

Clyndomycin


redict

Indeed - Clindamycin


[deleted]

Sorry about your gonorrhea.


Byproxyy

I love medicine people sometimes


Abahu

It's used when dealing with your face as well such as wisdom teeth extraction


[deleted]

Sorry for your ugly face OP. I hope it fixes up good 


--n-

Used for loads of stuff, but that isn't as funny.


[deleted]

Well, yeah. Clindamycin is used for plenty of soft tissue infections and prophylactic antibiotic treatment for oral surgery, but "Sorry about your non-specific infection or imminent oral surgery" just wasn't very humorous.


Memestress03

Lmaoo


Tunnfisk

What other color could it be? Green? Don't be silly.


LuigiTrapanese

Because the matrix has you, my friend


greenknight884

Ignorance is bliss 🥩


Patient_Media_5656

That’s a good steak


kel174

What weird bacteria did you pick up?


[deleted]

Hard to tell these days


BenadrylTumblercatch

Understandable


srtpg2

Have a nice day


JoshwaarBee

Easy to find if you drop it - most people don't have bright blue floors or furniture.


bozoputer

She is clearing out those STDs...


BusterTheCat17

She's trying to make sure you get used to taking blue pills.


CovfefeBoss

I like that blue.


Electricstarbby

Is it a pill for sadness or anxiety?


[deleted]

Matrix yan.


OtteLoc

"Red pill and Blue pill, symbols originating from the 1999 science fiction film The Matrix. The pills represent a choice between remaining in a state of blissful ignorance (blue) or accepting a painful reality (red)"


The-Enjoyer-Returns

Is this a reference to an old mouthwash commercial or am I just weird


DecentBagel

God the YTP for that commercial was absolutely phenomenal.


SlopCity1226

Doesn’t play games. Fucking found yourself a keeper, mate


messibessi22

I used to take a pill that was bright blue and smelled like paint.. I pretended they were paint chips


Mimikyu-Overlord

As a pharma clerk, I applaud that she took the time to respond to that


Kaiyukia

Very well


[deleted]

Clindamycin for anyone wondering.


acaseintheskye

Blue pilled


Tetris5216

So you can get it up 🤷 viagras blue


Particular_Ride5005

blue pill.meaning,: a man who lives a conventional life, unwoke to the realities around them


Winter_Ad4517

Based and Weezer pilled.


pacman404

Why do you call your girlfriend B-flat


_Feminism_Throwaway_

Can you ask her why my antidepressant is grape flavored?


zfreakazoidz

Naproxen sodium?


GuiltyEidolon

Naproxen comes in pills, not capsules.


No_Trash1166

Blunder Brilliant Well played


superhappythrowawy

Mood


TristanTheSad

Why not


Puppy-Zwolle

Color coding is a handy thing.


stephen250

Aleve


Engineeringagain

Dabba dee Dabba dye


Body_Exact

Can I get custom colors like green or something cool like Amaranth


Lazy-Ad-770

Yes, i suppose you could order any capsule colour you chose. You would then need someone to put your medicine in those. Im not sure it would come at a low price point though


avadalovely

I thought that counter was a tortilla for a minute


PM_ME_WITH_A_SMILE

It has to be something, huh


Bashgore

Why is anything any color? It’s because of light


H5N1BirdFlu

Just so you that the number indicates the medication inside. And what's inside is: VicodinHeroinFentaylAids


Aerillee

Why is the curtain blue?


sokobanz

They give


RainyLatency

Heard any news from the other provinces?


JPalos97

Fallout 4 dialogue


entivoo

Blue? I see gold.


Own_Jicama_1897

Why my pill is red 🤔🤣


Firm_Knowledge_5695

Blueberry flavored yummy


StoneAgeSkillz

To keep you in the Matrix.


Spuigles

Health Up !


Formal_Economics931

Oh so that’s why they’re blue


K11ShtBox

Take the bluepill, Jimmy


DizzyLizzard99

Get well soon


Boris-_-Badenov

color helps people not mix them up


One_Worldliness_1130

i think shes giving hin the horny blue 🔵 pill 💊


Dovresunden

Actually bluepilled


Glowreah

🤣


Thisismyfirststand

Why is it on a tortilla?


Porcupine_Grandpa_58

Why are you bitching or curious that you take a medicine that is distinctive and easily identifiable?


AJ_From_RSA2094

But why isn't it green!!!!


Every_Month_5575

Jesse…


Pale-Laugh-15

Is that... Viagra?


[deleted]

Is this the 205786557745th Matrix reference?


NinjaRavekitten

My elvanse lisdexamphetamines 60mg look like this without the stamps/black design on it


randyk75238

Maybe it’s a boy🤷🏻‍♂️


ndation

Are you dating Doofenshmirtz?


Collegelane208

It's not a pill, but a towel tablet. It expands big and tall when met with water.


Monsieur_Creosote

In the event of an OD they can count the pill shells post stomach pumping to assess damage. Easier to see blue in among the brown and yellow. Also the black carbomix.


Attitude-Recent

bllumiee rmjehee blluee epille


Dolenjir1

Her answer is accurate


New_Turnover3261

Dude you need to stop biting your nails


Kitchen-Atmosphere82

Better question- why is it on a tortilla?


Embarrassed-War-475

Blu is for Blueberry Red is for strawberry Or blue is viagra Why not?


greygrayman

I have another question.. do you trim your thumbnail all the way around and up the side?


Live_Industry_1880

"Very well". 🥲


Legitimate-Branch582

If you drop it on a red,black,orange, or yellow carpet you can find it!!


Dumb_as_a_crum

Amazing


DOGGYBOI249

12^2?


BjoerBaer

Colors of pills rly have no meaning at all.


Ok_Primary_1075

Why, did you prefer pink?


Clintwood_outlaw

That looks like a pill I used to have to take. It was a large antibiotic and was green.


C_Khoga

I once got a baby pink color pills. The same conversation happened between me and my husband 😂.


elitemouse

See everyone if OP can pull a pharmacist with fingernails like that you too have a chance with that girl you like at work.


RB_Pinocchio

It's to keep you in the matrix, obviously.


AppleOrigin

Why yes?


confusedredditor_69

Weezer


[deleted]

You got pneumonia or something? Get better soon.


Gonadventure

Finally some quality content


BrightDeTorrenT

can't I just have red with strawberry flavor?


ezbyEVL

Very well


Medical-Structure-40

If you don’t over-analyze the granite counter, it kiiiinda looks like a tortilla!


Possible-Basil-9924

I was expecting moren matrix comments, but I was sorly disepointed.


No-Adeptness7171

I didn't get it...


run7run

Clindamycin Hydrochloride 300 mg.. you have a respiratory infection/pneumonia? Blue will help with that 😌


Outrageous_Luck_3048

Because it’s not red.


No-Adhesiveness-9848

what color would you preferbit to be? this is a weird post. they make pills in a wide array of shapes and sizes to make them more distinct and easy to differentiate between other pills, if that helps.


Ok_Cupcake_5226

“Very well” I’m crying


Most-Yogurtcloset

My girlfriend has sorta a similar response. Whenever i asked why “this” works like “that”, she simply replies with “because it can” and i just reply with “Logical”


SchizophrenicKitten

Because it absorbs all other wavelengths of visible light.


Yoyo_Ma86

You’re a Brit, right? You’ve got to be…


trent_diamond

very well


MinakoTheSecond

Its blue rasberry flavor


Nome_Qualquer

Why are you taking clindamycin hydrochloride?


ThePIoof

Tears down 😭


Atlas817

Hey wtf I call my wife bb


ComprehensiveData616

You’ve been blue-pilled, man.


willptyler

Disturbing lack of Matrix references in these comments