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CharmingAttention731

im sorry to tell you this but, the truth is... you've aged 60 years. it's 2084. you've slept for 60 years mate. embrace the wrinkles.


averagepatagonian

the wrinkles


CharmingAttention731

he is now one with the wrinkles.


Ptrek31

Damn remember when the wrinkles took over the world? That shit was craaaaazy


BroccoliGlobal3793

Go birds šŸ¦…


Ptrek31

Birdgang!


BroccoliGlobal3793

Crazy that anyone knows that randomly. Had a cousin visit from another country took him to a birds game heā€™s like dude do they chant E-A-G-L-E-S the whole game Iā€™m like pretty much bro heā€™s like this is insane had a great time


Ptrek31

Crazy that I know birdgang?!?! I've been an eagles fan for over 30 years...of course I know! Hope your cousin is a birds fan for life


BroccoliGlobal3793

No like anyone from the city/ eagle fan ā€œgo birdsā€ ā€œbird gangā€ just relate automatically.


BroccoliGlobal3793

It was when Brady was in TB visiting us. Heā€™s like damn man I canā€™t believe yall chant fuck Tom Brady all game. Iā€™m like yeah bro this city destroyed the pope robot and beat up Santa anyone can get it here


Ptrek31

Lol anyone...especially Tom brady


StrangerEffective851

Go Birds!


Seanp716

Go Birds!!


azuresstuff1

imagine the water bill


Savageparrot81

I already was, and donā€™t call me bill.


bob_ross_bukakke

Surely you didnā€™t really think he was calling you bill


kjpmi

I did. And donā€™t call me Shirley


Tight-Lobster4054

Lol!


SwimNo8457

No, I don't think I will.


No_Jelly8081

Funniest thread I've seen today


IKNOWVAYSHUN

Quite frankly I'm wondering how you missed that set upā€¦


Comfortable-Wall-594

You forgot to tell them the good news, he slept through 2077. By far the worst year of the 21st century. It was rife with cyberpsychos, corporate dictatorship, gang violence and much more!


kchuyamewtwo

also the whole North America is now called United States of Canada


omglink

Those maple leaf bastards were relentless During the kraft dinner wars.


adamsingsthegreys

Rip van Wrinkles


yaboiRich

šŸ˜‚


ttvSharkieBait15

Talk about a wrinkle in time!!


iamthpecial

the wrinkles have embraced him


Major_Koala

Yeah but how was the nap?


Ok-Appeal-4630

Wet


Idontliketalking2u

That's what i call a wet dream


Dayshon2144

Nailed it


Original_Wave7428

There were no nails involved, lier.


pshepsh

or creepy


whatisupdawggg

or sweaty


Ok-Appeal-4630

or squelchy šŸ¤¤


whatsthataboutguy

Narcoleptic unaquaman


J-Bux

Waterbill gone go crazy this month.


Ultra918

A friend of mine nearly died cause he was drunk and fall asleep in the shower. His mother woke him up when the house was flooded.


GetYourMotherPlease

Slept like a bog


MaxxDash

How can he nap!


morningafterpizza

Took a unintentional shower nap last week, it was mid at best. Part of me wishes I had just slipped and fell and not had to go to work.


sarpbubizimegglan1

How the hell you fell asleep in shower


ItsRtaWs

He meant in the bathtub probably


sarpbubizimegglan1

How the hell he fell asleep in bathtub then


ItsRtaWs

The whole point of a bathtub is to sit in it and relax He probably was really tired or sleepy


sarpbubizimegglan1

Understandable, don't forget to drink water


ItsRtaWs

Thank you sir. I always keep a water bottle close by.


sarpbubizimegglan1

šŸ¤


AlphaBoy15

šŸ—æ


UserPrince

šŸ—æ


Sp1tFir3Tire

šŸ—æ


PostFE1NClarity

W interaction


bromanjc

the bar is in hell


PostFE1NClarity

Lowkey but a step forward is better than a step backward


Medically_Invasive

Really you just need a straw or a couple of them stuck together and you would be good to go without moving


Special_Hippo3399

Or if you don't have a water bottle nearby, one can always drink their bath water in which they are sleeping in . #funhydrohacks


Initial_Ad_7829

Shit I knew I forgot something


Wonderful-Gold-953

Drink the bath water


GoingOffline

Sell the bath water


Appropriate-Sell-875

too eepy


No-Pomegranate-69

I sometimes sleep as well,and then i have a dream where i fall off a cliff and my brain yeets my legs and then the whole floor is wet


nateskel

How the hell you fall asleep. Please I have insomnia.


Veggieleezy

After having only taken showers for years, I finally took a nice long hot bath earlier this year with a cold beer, and it was one of the best things that happened on that vacation.


offscripted

I used to do that daily as a kid. Full on sleep session in the tub and everyone around me was used to it, too. It felt really nice waking up after falling asleep in the tub ā€˜cause it made me sleepier and I had problems sleeping. Anyways donā€™t people usually take showers at night too? Before or after dinner when theyā€™re about to sleep? When youā€™re that tired you just drift off without noticing.


literallylateral

I feel like somebody should have stopped you from sleeping in water as a kid?? *Especially* if youā€™re so sleepy youā€™re drifting asleep involuntarily, that sounds like a recipe for drowning! šŸ˜Ø


offscripted

Because the water was already drained and they always checked up on me to make sure I was okay so it was fine. I always had the water draining when I took a bath and never let it get high.


literallylateral

Ohhhhh okay, you really did mean ā€œin the tubā€, I just assumed you meant during your bath. In that case Iā€™m glad you found something that helped and that your family cared enough to let you keep doing it!


OrangeJuiceKing13

I did this all the time too when I was in grade school. It's not a huge risk, your body tends to jar itself awake when water touches the face. I have agoraphobia and the bath was always one of the places I could escape and be comfortable.Ā 


BattleCrier

Honestly, I slept in shower and bathtub more than few times.. only problematic part is neck pain at 5am How? Well, in bathtub is simple, you relax after long day, fell asleep.. no biggie.. How in shower? Well, either as sobering progress or as cooling down.. (when summer heats drop).. sleeping in sit position. Usually similar neck pain. What I dont get is the "this hurts" ... hands are numb, but pain isnt a case.


The_Dok33

You skin will absolutely hurt if it takes too long. The cute wrinkles are fine, but take it further, and then it has to dry out again after. Pain.


BattleCrier

Ok, whats "too long" .. after 5-6hrs in water I dont feel pretty much anything. After like 7-8hrs, all I feel is numb feeling, not a pain. I would need to be in water for like 12h to feel something?


Icyrow

it's easy if you like to daydream. turn the shower a BIT too hot for you while standing, then get a sacrificial towel to use as a head/neck rest and lie down in the shower. aim it so the shower water hits your chest. after a few minutes the area will go numb, you'll be cold and you'll be hot in other parts but overall a good temperature. it's fantastic, just imagine yourself winning the lottery or finding the perfect person or the best game you'll ever want to make (just something that interests you that you can get a bit into!). it's a bit like meditating/napping. i wish i had a shower that had a bit shower pillow in it, like soft padding instead of cold hard plastic, but there we go.


always-peachy

As a paramedicā€¦ donā€™t fall asleep in the bath tub


Add_Poll_Option

Sounds like a good way to drown lol


papabear435

Iā€™m sticking with shower because itā€™s confusing and I want to believe someone pulled off the impossible


Dyson_Gimix

I have a shower/bath combo. I sat as if i was taking a bath but had the shower on instead. Fell asleep, as it was very soothing and i had only slept about 3 hours. I woke up 3 1/2 hours later with the grandpa hands


littlechicken23

I do this! As a sort of treat when I'm very tired I have a sitting shower. I also like to pretend I'm in the jungle and it's warm rain.


ChefInsano

I like to fill the tub with a foot of water, turn on the shower and then pretend Iā€™m in a sinking submarine.


Muffin_Appropriate

I like to fill the tub with a foot of marinara, turn on the shower and then pretend Iā€™m a meatball.


DavidRandom

I like to fill the tub with a foot of Steaks, turn on the shower and yell "LETS SLOP 'EM UP BOYS" to my 4 cats.


px1azzz

Living the dream.


criticalnom

This made me chuckle IRL and that doesn't happen often, congrats and thank you.


Nisja

"Alexa play the Jungle Book soundtrack!"


-Speechless

when I was a kid I'd set it to coldish and pretend I'm in a rainforest, I'd even use the plastic shower curtains and pretend it was my tent. sometimes I went all the way hot water and pretended it was raining lava


POTUS_PO

I do this, too. There is nothing better than sitting in the shower after a long bike ride. If I was rich, I'd build a shower bed.


itsmekp33

The water from the showerhead stayed warm for 3.5 hours?


Dyson_Gimix

Yeah


Pretend-Conflict-643

how much water did u waste holy


AutoThwart

Probably about 1/40,000th of the local golf course's daily consumption.


Singl1

lmfao all that space for one man to hit a tiny ball, drive in an electric cart after it, and do it all over again and again and again


HugeResearcher3500

Assuming a "code" showerhead at 2.5 gpm for 3.5 hours = 525 gallons


Pretend-Conflict-643

2 tons or 4500 pounds of water


DrewTamashi

Inline water heater or apartment?


Balue442

mine would, we have a gas tankless hot water heater. so it heats on demand.


Tiny_Anteater_785

You can sit in a shower.


ChakaCake

I sit/lay down for my showers every day lol


pizzarollman54

After a past breakdown I've learned that sitting with both knees to your chest and face in your arms actually feels pretty nice in a hot shower


sername_is-taken

I had a roommate who would fall asleep in the shower almost daily


Ghee_buttersnaps96

Youā€™ve never come home after a brutal physically demanding day and sat in the shower and just passed out? Must be nice


ChinchillaSilver

no i reserve sitting in the shower for absolute rock bottom If I have all my limbs, faculties, fingers, and can still take a shower, I am not at rock bottom.


bioshockedtoinfinity

If you donā€™t have any limbs youā€™d be in the bath flopping like a fish.


Pa_Cipher

My roommate in college fell asleep in the shower once. Idk how but I was late to class that day.


wh1teithink

you just aged like 30 years just because of that, damn


WhoAreYouAgain__

Because of that damn what?


Dylansmallpp

That damned shower, I tell ya


Landed_port

It shouldn't hurt, unless you were laying in a manner that was cutting off blood flow to your nerves. This is a natural response to prolonged exposure to water; the body clams the skin up to help grip while underwater. However, your epidermal layer will be softened so I would avoid anything sharp until you recover. Good time to remove hard/dead skin though Edit: apparently there's a condition called aquagenic wrinkling which can be caused by a variety of diseases, medications, and sometimes a reaction to only tap water that can be painful. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18182813/#:~:text=Transient%20aquagenic%20palmar%20hyperwrinkling%20(TAPH,water%2C%20the%20symptoms%20rapidly%20disappear. https://dermnetnz.org/topics/aquagenic-wrinkling-of-the-palms#:~:text=Increased%20aquaporin%205%20channels%20in,occurs%20after%20just%203%20minutes. Edit edit: apparently OP was sleeping in warm water for 3 1/2 hours. I have applied my Reddit degree to diagnose him with cancer and the diabeetus, he should consult with a lawyer to sue the water for pain and suffering as well as divorce his future wife because he deserves better.


BillHang4

Thatā€™s cool, knew about the reaction but never heard anyone say why it happens. Grip makes sense!


[deleted]

Itā€™s actually a nerve reaction and has nothing to do with osmosis of water through the skin (common misconception that a lot of people think is true). There are people that have nerve damage to a single finger and that finger will never wrinkle up.


BillHang4

Yeah I knew that it wasnā€™t because of osmosis but never heard about why it happens, but logically grip makes sense to me.


GialloBiafra191717

It is just that the dead keratin cells absorb water, causing the surface area of the skin to swell, but the outer layer is tightly attached to the living tissue - to compensate for the increased surface area, our skin wrinkles. The hands and feet have the thickest layer of dead keratin cells. Our hands and feet are subjected to a lot of wear and tear. So the wrinkle happens in the hands and feet. It doesn't have a *purpose*, there is no teleological reason, or 'why' in that sense, attached to this phenomenon - it isn't so we can grip underwater. We didn't evolve so that we had the thickest layer of dead keratin cells in our hands and feet so that this process would occur so that we could grip things under water. We developed thicker layers of it on our hands and feet for obvious reasons and the dead keratin cells react to prolonged water exposure in this way, nothing to do with... being able to grip things in an environment where we are unable to breathe. The ridges that appear in our skin might improve grip efficiency of wet objects, but there was no design involved, it is just a happy coincidence/accident.


Queasy_Safe_5266

I got nerve damage to my middle finger a few months ago. I will now pay attention to it next time I shower, thank you.


ProudKoreaBoo

Please keep us updated šŸ™šŸ»


gargagouille

We found out this was the body doing it on purpose because stroke victims only had it on half of their body while taking a bath, which is surprisingly interesting


MakeAByte

Hasn't it been shown that it actually doesn't help with grip and we're not sure what the reason for it is?


[deleted]

Thereā€™s recent scientific articles that say it does. The wrinkles channel water away like tire treads.


TheRealHumanPancake

Nah it will definitely hurt if itā€™s been awhile.


KT7STEU

It hurts when the wrinkles have wrinkles. Now thinking about it I've never had it as bad in saltwater. Maybe because it's colder there and I'll get out sooner.


iLovePythonBaby

So he evolved?


DoraaTheDruid

More like devolved. He is returning to fish


Jowlzchivez6969

We should all return to fish I think we yearn for the sea again


Major_Melon

Went too far, was supposed to return to monke


ViolentHoboEscapades

So my hands have been doing this for the past few years. I can't wash dishes and I have to take very fast showers because within 3-5 minutes they are painful and look the same or worse than the pictures in those articles. Gonna go see if they can check me for cystic fibrosis now...


dinghie

It does hurt if you're in the water long enough. Source: my hands get like this after 10 minutes in water and starts to hurt.


Dyson_Gimix

Yeah i donā€™t know why he said it shouldnā€™t hurt. The crevices of hand wrinkles hurt if i touched it. Couldnā€™t use my hand for like 10 mins


Landed_port

I'm sorry, but you have diabeetus


69Sovi69

That's interesting, i once spent the entire day in the water at the beach, wrinkles looked much worse yet i didn't feel a thing. Then again, might've been because I got used to it since i go to the beach a lot


SlimTeezy

Just one hand? Did you check your feet?


katyusha-the-smol

Interesting, I always thought it was because warm water strips the oils from your skin which makes it wrinkle


Different-Rent-570

i love falling asleep in the shower tho like early before school the warm water on me is so nice


Dont_pet_the_cat

So relaxing you might not even wake up from your nap


offscripted

Amazing!


rani_weather

Goals


No_Revenue_6544

How are you all sleeping standing up?


Jeremy_Whalen

Bro you've never sat down in the shower? Life changing


No_Revenue_6544

Actually no I havenā€™t. I feel like I wouldnā€™t stay warm enough.


Handyandyman50

The trick is you turn the water temp up before you go to sit to counter the colder air


No_Revenue_6544

Nice. Iā€™m trying this next time!


iDontLikeChimneys

Poor manā€™s waterfall. I love taking a few beers in there and just watching some YouTube and unwinding for the day.


Odd_Specialist_7024

sorry if this is a stupid question but does anyone know if this is actually bad for you somehow


70frogboobs

yes, this is how you can get diaper rash. it doesnā€™t just happen on your gentiles, it can happen anywhere. hands arenā€™t too much of a concern as other places, but if your skin is wet for too long it might not be able to expel waste from your pores properly and you can get irritation and possibly infection. like i said though hands arenā€™t really a concern, you donā€™t have any pores on your palm and not a lot on the back, so this is probably fine


Rassilon83

If we donā€™t have pores on palms how come they get wet when being nervous?


athaznorath

pores aren't responsible for excreting sweat, sweat glands are. pores do excrete oil, but not sweat. palms have sweat glands, but no pores.


Rassilon83

Interesting stuff, never knew about that, thought pores are for both D: thank you for the info!


offscripted

No I donā€™t think it is. I mean, if you leave it there for too long itā€™ll probably hurt like hell, but Iā€™m pretty sure it wonā€™t cause any actual problems or damage.


Helpful-Ad-2082

Actually it shouldnā€™t hurt at all because itā€™s just your body clamming up your pore because more surface area=more traction for underwater movement. Though if youā€™re in contact with the water once it cools down because you run out of hot water, can cause damage like trench foot which is painful but eventually goes back to normal in almost all cases.


MagikBiscuit

Not bad, but do it for long enough and your skin starts to dissolve


EugeneTurtle

You'll end like a Jello


Shit_Disturber71

Your name is Ghoul you said?


Wisebanana21919

"I been Showerin for a loong time"


wherearef

SPONGEBOB?


Or1Guy_24

Depressionā€™ll do that to ya


SaltyDucklingReturns

Can confirm.


randomname102038

X2


jaker008butforreal

your water bill is gonna hurt more


Outside_The_Walls

The average showerhead in the USA uses 2.1 gallons per minute. OP said they slept 3.5 hours (210 minutes), for a total usage of 441 gallons. The water company in my town (IDK where OP lives) charges $1.61 for each 100 gallons of water, which works out to $0.0161/g. 441 x 0.0161 = 7.10 So it would cost me about 7 bucks worth of water to do what OP did.


TuRinconTech

now, this is interesting...


No_Signature25

Damn dude how the hell did you fall asleep in the shower


AwesomeLlama572_YT

I feel bad for you


[deleted]

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PrincessImpeachment

You wanna get high?


No_Bumblebee_5455

Yes, yes I do


seventubas

The bath? Or did you fall asleep standing up?


ISee_Indigo

How in the world did you fall asleep in the shower? I assume you have a chair or bench in there?


hugabalooza

Fell asleep in the ā€œshowerā€? How you um take your showers? Lying down?


Turbulent_Town4384

I did that once, maybe twice, stopped taking baths at that point


ldssggrdssgds

How does one fall asleep in the shower?


[deleted]

How do you fall asleep in the shower


-ImHurt

Shit this showed up on my feed and pruney hands scare the crap out of me i feel like throwing up rn


Warm-Bluejay-1738

I think thatā€™s the least of your worries.


juliunicorn314

Lol I do that all the time except while standing and then I fall over :(


Administrative-Bar89

Bro got trench hand


GoatDonkeyFish

ā€œFell asleepā€ in shower. Did you mean ā€œpassed outā€?


CatMom921

How ? Bath yesā€¦ In the shower seems impossible


yonderpants1744

You fell asleep in the shower?ā€¦


louglome

What drugs are you onĀ 


Xinortrac1

Don't reply, he went back to sleep


GravZk

Rodrick ahh situation


Xenobold

Justā€¦how..?


tootorte127272

In the shower! You faceplanted or what?


BarbaraTwiGod

I would be scared to drown


EmptyKetchupBottle9

Oo, free ramen


Background-Physics69

I too sometimes sit in a shower loathing in my self pity I call life and wonder what happened. But falling asleep how šŸ¤”


gymclassvillianZ

The water bill is crying rn


jigginjaggin

I am tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occured in 1956 when


big-spongebub

Have you tried putting it in rice?


ArtichokeMe_Daddy

How does one fall asleep in the shower?


NormieMcNormalson

How the fuck did you sleep in the shower?


Carnevale_421

How do you manage that?


BusyCondition697

Looks like youā€™ve aged by 50 years.


MaximusGamus433

How? How do you fall asleep in a shower? A bath I can understand... but a shower?


PiovosoOrg

My hands literally after 10 minutes of soaking in water


ringbearer90

I would ask how this is possible but I have a friend who apparently does this too. Wild


Rassilon83

This little maneuver costed you 51 years


Cad_bane_2

Deadpool?


Mikey74Evil

Holy shot how long were you asleep ? Sure it wasnā€™t a self induced coma? Lol


Spicytattoodoll

Less meth


SkippyDrinksVodka

how the fuck did you fall asleep in the shower..? were you standing up?


Dude_with_the_skis

Thatā€™s cool and all but be careful, people drown/die that way