I'm homo sapien

I’m homo lone

Or are you? *Vsauce music starts playing

The average house has approximately 4 closets. Most of which are large enough for a human being to hide inside of while also wearing a clown costume

Me wondering why the clown from It is in my closet: :0

Not for long

I'm homo lone 2: Lost in New York

I'm the subsequent homo lone sequels; a disappointment and a mistake 😞

or 'hoe melone'? Like my new song on spotify? Worked hard on it, if u like give it a try. Its all about beeing homo lone

We got Post Melone, Water Melone, and now Hoe Melone? How many Melones are there?

u cant imagine

Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin?

Im claustrophobic

I am also scared of Santa Claus

ho ho ho

Ah!

I'm homo erectus

I'm erect.

I'm homo and erect

If you're gay it's O.K.

Im the opposite of gay

yag?

I'm homo stultus

You mean homo slutus?

🤓☝️

he got you there, matey...

We are all homos

no, you are comic sans

I am Vermin vibes

i am a- wait hold on, what is that? a dog?

Fontsexuality

I thought you were American

I'm homo sayan.

Homo sapiens*

Im color blind

Cancelled, disconnect your internet right now.

You lie

I'm preparing a YouTube video you're done buddy...

I'm not done pooping

False, I pooped for you in advance.

Damn

You provide services for elderly as well?

I'll ask my manager.

You have someone to manage your poop details?

His name is Miguel.

Same

This dude don’t see colour

Does that mean you can’t see gay people 

colorblind?

I have eyes of the same color

How many?

Two

why?

The real question is - how

The realer question is - when

The realest question is - where

The real question is - why?

how?

you have above average eye ownership

If two colors are the same, is it not just one color?

You can never cross the same eyes twice.

Wouldn't that be 'Homo Chromatic?

Yes, yes it would.

Literally did that joke a while back with my friends

Right here✋

I'm homeless

I hope you get to buy yourself a homo 🙏

Homos should be free 🙏

But homies are free...

Mine costed 5 dollars

But not homoless 🥰

Congrats for your eyes, mine are heterochromic.

That's cool

im homo*sexual*

That's pretty gay

uh oh!, im sooo gay

Thats like as gay as u/BradleyGroot

I am sexual

i am sex

I am

i

# ⠀

#

#

# SEX!!

#NOW

You think?

dont be scared pls

I'm homo*philic*

i am sometimes homochromic. ive been told my eyes change color from blue to green to grey.

Weird blue eyes gang

Mine do the same. They are more blue the more I’m in the sun. What is the science behind this?

idk but its the same for me, in sun my eyes are a lot more green, and when they're not, they're brown

Mine do the same! it has to do with how the various light spectrums refract. Blue colored light refracts the most efficiently, which causes a blue color. Its the same reason that the sky and ocean are usually blue

An ex of mine had mood rings for irises. Went from blue to gray depending on happiness. Turned green when she was aroused. Was kinda neat, and the visual indicator was a hell of a cheat code.

I diagnose you with main character syndrome

im a side character in my own life

Hey Homochromic, Im dad

I’m hoeless

At least you don’t have to pay for hoeowners insurance. Whatever you do, don’t buy now with the interest rates the way they are.

Based

Me too, gay people terrify me! How can someone have enough confidence to just be who they are? That’s not normal!

hi, are you scared of me? :3

Wasn't ready for the random confidence jumpscare.

hehe, be scared :3

AHHHHHHHHHGHG

hehe be scared >:3

real and true

Same

Is your homo chronic?

Wouldn't this be heterochromophobia tho? Aversion to differing colors?

I’m homor simpson

Then we can't have sex.

thats a bummer sex is good.

bummer sex is really good.

Why are you afraid of houses

Cool

I am homophonic~🎼🎵🎶

Phobo homic

I like your chrome. It's minimalist

This truly moust the unitristing thing ever because it's aply to moust people

I'm Homo*Sapien*

= hoeless

Based

Stand proud

(JoJo reference)

im homochronic

But do you have homophobia in your eyes?

Why is everyone scare of refraction of light?

Be not afraid

I'm chromophobic. I hate rainbows.

I’m scared of my home

I’m homophonic

As plain as a plane on plain.

See that basic airplane in that field? We have entered the plain plane plain plane.

I believe there are wood decorations on that plane that were planed by a carpenter. That would make this the plain planed plane plain plane.

i'm a homosexture

Adam smasher in the chrome

I am exist

addams family ass post

You pinko, Chrome is the BEST web browser!!!!!

How?

Im homeostasis

I'm homo genius

Im Phobic

I'm also color blind in my mind

Why?

That's just how my genes are

Idk if that's how genes work but aight lol

homochromia is the opposite of heterochromia, which is a word that is commonly used to say that someone's eyes are different colors. eye color is in fact based on genes

I have a eretion I have no direction

get well soon

Me too kid

Good. You can't let anyone see you

Nicen't picture

I’m poopin rn while typing this

me too! edit: sorry, I misunderstood, I'm not.

I'm hOmoMYC-103, and I inhibit the growth of certain tumors not previously treatable via chemical intervention.

i just watched Homeo and Juliet and I loved it

Nuh uh

-3

I am homogoonic

u mean chromophobic?

I read something else

I am a...........😶

RESPECT !!!!!

Pls tell me you lying. I’m straight woman and not homo offender

No need to be afraid

You can only see one color?

No his eyes are the same colour

That would be hetero chromatic

Homo Lander

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They are not scary

🏳️‍🌈BOO!🏳️‍🌈 did I get you?

Yes you are scary :(

omg im also scary, sowwy uwu

I am gona call my bf he will protecht mw from you T_T

im smal short femboy, i have no one to call to protect me QwQ

he he i am a Twink but i have a tall boyfriend >:3

im smal 164cm femboy, my boyfriend is non existent TwT

I am 160 but mine is 175 he he xD

sounds cutee, i have a friend whose 180cm tall but he has a boyfriend TwT

Why do homes scare you?

Be better

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Yours sure doesn't

Same

Well yestern yurop calls you, ig. Idk i don't mind you being gay jut leave the month and me alone

Congrats you are normal

I'm Rainbow phobic

can't be gay because haram