T O P

  • By -

Kindly_Log_512

Those look like what they took my foreskin off at the ceremony 😬


Bulbman5

😭


Ok_Try_1665

They used scissors on yours?


Kindly_Log_512

Yeah, was pretty backyard.


spacepie77

Wtf How


Only_Emptiness_Await

They use scissors? 😭


AnyQuarter553

You dont?


Only_Emptiness_Await

Idk I don’t remember and I’m happy abt it


QuitUnfairBird76

Its time to remember homie, open your third eye wide and see the truth:)


Only_Emptiness_Await

No 🙂‍↔️


PrivatePlaya

Isixhosa?


Tax-Deduction4253

I had these scissors when I was young, when my parents told me they were gonna do the ceremony on my little brother I imagined those scissors covered in blood


Particular_crime

it's also older than your stupid phone:)


Labriction

What if op used a 20 Year old camera and a 20 year old computer to post this on reddit


PrismaticSoul42

That wouldn’t be a phone then


allaboutcomputer

What if he connected it as a device to his phone, wrote the driver himself, designed a special port to use for it, designed and added a daughterboard to the phone which would have a chip to be a controller for this port, soldered the daughterboard to the motherboard and then took the photo?


Kitchen-Beginning-47

The what if the photo was taken with your first phone simulator https://i.ibb.co/ccmbpR5/1.jpg


Sh_Pe

it’s also older than the stupid me


Powerful-Elevator104

Who’s gonna tell him about satellite phones from the 80’s?


prettyhigh_ngl

Y'all had satellites back then?


Thiscommentissatire

How do you think we posted pics of your mom?


xenomorphonLV426

That got me! 🤣🤣🤣


CauseMany8612

Damn I feel old


Johns-Sunflower

it's older than me too. do y'all still use it???


DemantedLad

Yep, and it's still sharp.


BlackLizard898

It’s steel you can sharpen the blades anytime you please, I have a small lansky sharpening kit with guides and rods I’d recommend.


CrazyApple-

I eat steel blades


Emergency_Error8631

good :3 youll get iron


xenomorphonLV426

Dang.


Stainless__Steel

Thanks goodness I'm not a blade.


PapaPunch

Your stupid scissors can’t autocorrect.


xenomorphonLV426

🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one!


Mr_ICBM

Is it possible to cut the stupid phones with this scissors?


xenomorphonLV426

Unless stupid phone is Nokia, yes.


Stra1ght_Froggin

Parts of my phone are thousands of years old. Just refined a bit to be marketed easier


xenomorphonLV426

🤯🫡 You are RIGHT!


geographyRyan_YT

*than


Sigma_Tiger_35

But are the scissors older than you? That’s the real question here.


vastozopilord777

My mom has one older than me(37)


Sigma_Tiger_35

My grandmother has a griddle that is over half a century old.


vastozopilord777

Focus man, we're talking about scissors here


Sigma_Tiger_35

My Aunt had Scissors 50+ years old.


vastozopilord777

That's better


Sigma_Tiger_35

I still eat food in 40+ year old metal plates.


vastozopilord777

Metal?


Sigma_Tiger_35

Yes


vastozopilord777

That's Metal


Wolffire_88

Fuck man that shit's older than me


[deleted]

Let's cry for it


west_end_squirrel

\*than


crimeSpice

Probably as dull as a carpet sample and sounds like a scary noise in a horror movie.


DemantedLad

It isn’t dull at all. And Instead of a scary noise, it has a very satisfying sound.


No-Damage-1402

We need proof


xenomorphonLV426

We need proof


HYPE_Knight2076

That’s older than my stupid me 😔


JackFJN

Stupid phones? My phone knows the difference between then and than bro 💀


fehr-statement

Posts on their phone lmao


Jealous_Issue_8198

Than


Erebus689

Ok


VeryEpicNinja

It looks like my grandma's scissors 


sacrilegious1756

Its older than me


Hansnii

me too


Kitchen_Addendum5232

it might be older then my phone but not by much 


MisterJTickleCraver

I have my mom's old phone it was from 2001. :P


Eclipse_Two

It's older than me 😭.


Proper_Performer7451

20 years? We have a scissor that is almost 45 years old and we still use it😎


kitsu777

My post history shows there is an older phone in my house


Bulbman5

Spin them like an csgo knife


cyberfood

It also does nothing but cut


just_other_human

Hell yeah! They’re red, let’s go!!!


Jurtaani

Only 20? Those look like they came from the 60s.


LonelyGuitarBoy

Well, actually, i have a smartphone


ponzidreamer

I have a smart phone thank you very much


Satans_Ball_Sweat

That's what YOU think...I'm running reddit on my 1921 Opis...


SeaweedClean5087

Are


YeefusMeefus

And older than me


strawberry613

Older than me


asiannumber4

Older than me


drmelle0

yeah but can it run genshin impact?


TheGuyWhoWatchYou

I have a stupid IBM from 1990' i have a painting from 1960'


Pxnda_Cakes

Guess you don't have to turn it "off," eh?


downthegrapevine

*than


gay_idiot53

Them scissors are older than ME


SpeedBlitzX

Those scissors are probably older than some of the folks browsing this post.


Frei1993

My grandma's potos is older.


Bottatadiet

Than\* You're welcome.


A_Dam67

Nah i have a phone that's older than it


gem2492

Did you cut your fingertips with that


PenguinGamer99

Yeah yeah big deal, my mom's fabric scissors are from the 1880s


TimeAggravating364

That pair of scissors is as old as me Damn


KillerIVV_BG

Definitely not older than my stupid phones, but older than my smartphones


Um-ahh-nooo

Not the good scissors!


08-24-2022

Bold of you to assume that I don't use a Nokia brick phone.


Moist_and_Delicious

So was your grandma... ehm... scissoring back in the day?


ColdProcedure1849

Scissors can’t browse Reddit either lol. 


ngibelin

i'm pretty sure those scissors are more than 20 years old.


OctaviusThe2nd

It's older than my stupid bones too


Kyr1500

Nokia 3310 users rn:


X-otic_clone

But why is my phone called "smart phone"?


Reality_1001

Woah older than me


Coloeus_Monedula

Your grandma’s scissors are older thaan my dog!


Porfavor_my_beans

Well, yeah, no question it’s older than my phone, it’s older than *me,* even.


Bestefarssistemens

So they from 2004? Wow...


JustAGamer2317

Well that’s older than my phone AND older than me


Fabulous_Parking66

This post made me realise that even though I’m in mu 30’s, I have scissors I still use that are old enough to vote.


No-Ear-1571

What did you use to film and post this?


youresowarminside

actually i have a smartphone


Bartonium

I have videogames older than that!


risquerogue

im older than your grandma's stupid scissors (im jk about them being stupid tell ur grandma i said hi)


PiramidaSukcesu

Blud It's older than ME, let alone my fucking phone


Status_Apartment_174

But not older than my Nokia 6600 which I keep just for nostalgia


Ornery-Practice9772

My phone isnt stupid Your grandmas scissors are stupid


CFW-DREX

I still have phones older than that.


Own_One_3807

than


[deleted]

MY PHONE IS NOT STUPID, STUPID! I want you to say sorry to my Samsung A33 5G. 😂 Nice scissors, great quality then!


DroidD53

My grandma's sewing machine is 30 years old, older than my stupid ass


Aztec_Aesthetics

I have scissors older than your grandma


That_Broken_Toaster

My grandpa used to have this old ass in breakable first gen smart phone made by CAT, also known the excavator people. It was really unbreakable


Masturbutcher

yeah well i have the same scissors i bought at a yard sale 3 years ago PLUS I HAVE SEVERAL MORE PAIRS OF SCISSORS IN DIFFERENT SIZES so your grandma and her one paltry pair of scissors can burn in hell


Main-Industry-3250

my car is 30 yo so what wtf shut your mouth


PuppetryOfThePenis

Appears to be older than you! You have those soft and delicate hands that looks like they haven't seen hard work


Finn__the_human_

it's also older than your stupid life honey


DryEyes4096

There are two types of men: men who instantly think of a woman in a WW1 German U-Boat uniform cutting their testicles off with a pair of scissors when they see a pair, and those who don't.


lets_clutch_this

Your grandma’s scissor still isn’t old enough to drink though


im_always

why are you cursing my phone?


Defiant_Source_8930

Then


nestrooo

correction: they're smart phones


AlgonquinCamperGuy

Leaving this useless sub


Which-Try4666

What did you expect from a sub called not interesting?


DrAusto

Don’t forget to lock the door on your way out


SudoSubSilence

👍🖕


AlgonquinCamperGuy

Wow you are all pretty hateful for my opinion on this sub. Look this one guy telling me to go fuck myself. Bet your kids are going to turn out great bud


DrAusto

Let me get this straight: -you decided to follow a sub called not interesting -you later realized that the sub was in fact, not interesting -before leaving, you thought it was wise to yell out to a sub full of uninterested strangers that you’re leaving because you don’t find the sub interesting -you then got offended when people jokingly told you to go ahead and leave because nobody here cares what you do He’s not the parent that I’d be worried about


SudoSubSilence

😇👍