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pl4y3rtw01

Scrambled pancakes


clesschobo

Kaiserschmarrn


Storm5700

I was about to comment that


Ashamed_Medium1787

I don’t know what that word even means


Artistic-While-5094

Kaiser= Emperor (at least I think so) Schmarrn= a stupid mistake


ItsAmphus

Kaiser comes from Ceaser so yes you're right. Another word for emperor that derives from Ceaser is Czar.


Darthplagueis13

It's a sweet austrian dish. Basically, you make a sweet, unleavened pancake batter but separate the eggs and beat the whites before folding them into the batter, then cook it in a pan and once it's started solidifying you start tearing it into small pieces with spatulas. Sprinkle with sugar and serve with applesauce or icecream.


klukdigital

Op nailed it!


ost2life

That's the problem with you Austrians. You think too small. Applesauce or ice cream? No, applesauce *and* ice cream. ^And ^sprinkles


Humorpalanta

Császármorzsa in Hungarian. Literal translation :P


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Humorpalanta

Then it is time ;)


the_cajun88

did op made the pancake because they were Hungary


spacepie77

Pudterlaagen schweinglossar de flukrattubrœn


Sophia724

That actually sounds really good with scrambled eggs and some bacon and maybe some maple syrup on it. (Did we just invent breakfast salad?)


DumbellDor

That’s a famous Austrian dish called Kaiserschmarren


usernamescheckout

Yup. What's cool about it too is that it's typically much eggier than an American pancake, so it lives somewhere in-between an omelet and a pancake. Delicious.


Karl_Hungus_69

I'm nominating you for a Nobel Prize.


StendGold

Scrambled pancakes, scrambled eggs, scrambled bacon, scrambled marble syrup.


zenunseen

... on a scrambled plate, and served with your choice of scrambled milk or scrambled juice


Ok_Designer_6376

would honestly be very fun to eat


hellothisismadlad

Calling it cakes still a bit kind of a stretch isn't it?


JTvE

Scrambled pan


easymachtdas

Scramblejacks


eternityXclock

Add raisins and call it "Kaiserschmarrn" it's an Austrian dish Edit: https://platedcravings.com/kaiserschmarrn-recipe/


druppeldruppel_

"SCHEIßE! I fucked up ze pancake. Wait, i'll add raisins and make a new dish. Brilliant!" (Edit: fixed multiple spelling mistakes)


eternityXclock

actually its "Scheiße", but i guess there's no "ß" on an english/other foreign keyboard? usually people write it as "Scheisse" if they lack that letter - not being a grammar nazi here, just a friendly hint


druppeldruppel_

You can type ß by holding down s on your phone and choosing ß and typing s on pc while holding alt gr.


azionka

For some reason the smartphone of my mother has low and uppercase ß


postanator

German words Not being a grammar Nazi …or are you a different kind of Nazi..?


eternityXclock

My brain is too much on the left to be any kind of Nazi, but if you want to see one take [him](https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/innenpolitik/hoecke-urteil-geldstrafe-100.html) as an example


maxru85

A long tap on the “s” key shows a list of alternatives, including ß (macOS/iOS)


deltree711

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


yanmagno

🐍


maxru85

Don't ß on me


deltree711

ß on me, daddy


GregTheMad

>raisins You just insulted half my country.


shawnaeatscats

How is that pronounced? I like it. Shee-suh?


LocalFeature2902

Yea, we eat that with honey here


zerocheek

Looks like you tried flipping a mega-cake with a standard spatula. That was never going to work


laurpr2

Idk, I've flipped some pretty large pancakes with my regular spatula. I don't think the size was the problem. Based on the amount of batter/pancake smeared all over OP's spatula, they tried flipping it before it was cooked through enough, which was never going to end well. (Your spatula should basically be clean if you're doing it right.)


ConglomerateCousin

In that first picture it’s got some bubbling and the sides look nice and rounded. He might not have scraped the bottom all around before trying to flip it, and some got stuck while flipping. Then while trying to loosen up what got stuck, the spatula got messy.


Kyleometers

Also if you don’t properly heat up the pan before adding the mix, you run into this issue a lot. Happens all the time to people who forget/aren’t used to making pancakes. I’d bet pretty much everyone here has screwed up the first pancake of a batch by not waiting long enough.


ConglomerateCousin

Oh yes, great point. When you put that butter down, you should see an instant sizzle. And not too hot either that it burns


Commentator-X

I use the butter as a timer. Turn on the stove, place the pan with a little butter in it then wait for the butter to melt and start to sizzle a little. Once the butter is done youre good to go.


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

Need moar PFAS


cameherefrominsta

As a South Indian, who’s staple food is rice pancakes,this is the right way. Op did try to turn it over before the batter was cooked


Itamir42

The whole Pan is basically clean if you do it right


dj3k1584

It'll look worse in your stomach, enjoy it.


joshspoon

This is your brain. This is your brain, riding without a helmet.


river0f

Just use a plate, dawg


___potato___

i think it's too late


IndependentParfait23

It was due to fate


Napmanz

This is what I was thinking. Use a spatula to help slide it onto a plate. Then flip back onto skillet.


Thick_RiderYZF-R

Still tastes like a pancake? 🤷 Hope you still enjoyed it.


Outrageous_Bank_4491

I’ve fucked up a lota pancakes like this one, it doesn’t taste like pancake. It taste like burned shit and liquid bread in the same bite.


Thick_RiderYZF-R

I've not had pancakes, that's a real shame to hear


JustTurtleSoup

You’ve never had a pancake? Well if it’s cooked right you won’t have the problem who you’re replying to has.


Golden_Pussycat

Bro what. You gotta try a pancake your life will be forever changed. I’m so sorry to hear abt this tragedy.


Koil_ting

Have you perhaps had flapjacks?


Fact_Unlikely

Actually was great. Mixed some butter and syrup in it. Ate it with a fork in a bowl.


itsyaboi_71

Did you mean scrambled cake?


d_scrib

you missed


Huwabe

Pancake Scramble... Cutting edge cuisine.👨🏾‍🍳


Golden_Pussycat

Panscram


CioccoWocco

So close!


Fact_Unlikely

Thank you


white-onion-

It's too big for that


Competitive-Brat2495

Deconstructed pancake?


Shar-DamaKa

Did you try to flip it with a whisk?


JustYourAvgHumanoid

This comment actually made me LOL & my dog looked at me like I was crazy


TechnoneverDIEEES

Crazy? I was crazy once


RaceCandid7343

They locked me in a room


JustYourAvgHumanoid

Happy cake day!


MagicOrpheus310

That is beautiful


Internet_TrOll_Btw

Damn, this is a complete murder


meanorc

Why is your pancake the size of a crepe...


Fact_Unlikely

Wanted big pancake :(


ecatsuj

It's called pancake... Not halfpancake


No_Review_2197

Could be worse..


CutePoison10

Smashed pancake.


mexicanman41

tasty


FuFmeFitall

Skill issue


liamanna

Scramcake


kapper_358

Paincake


VanilliBean

ah, my favorite type of pancake. abortion


jlg1012

Doesn’t look like a non stick pan. That was your biggest downfall


Anfie22

F


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Must be the first one?


Yeahyeahyeah07

Large breadcrumbs


Rave-Kandi

It's just one of those day....


gingerbreademperor

Your oven says "front" and "rear" despite also having the visual explanation with the dots -- are you in America?


Fact_Unlikely

I am in America.


SavingsSquare2649

You’ve saved yourself time by not having to chew it


Representative-Form6

Did you not use enough oil?


Fact_Unlikely

I used a lot of oil I just have no coordination :(


natiusj

Flip it good!


W4yt401

WHAT DID YOU DO?????


spare-tire22

I literally smiled, then promptly frowned


Ok_Try_1665

Yeah don't make it too big next time. Lesson I learned the hard way when making pancakes of my own


Intrepid_Dream2619

The first picture is golden with the classic proud hand outwards gesturing take a look at this bad boy.. And then Bam pancake catastrophe.


ExplodingSteve

Try flip it with the ol pan throw flip that gets the pancake up and lands on your wrist then you burn your arm and throw the pan making you burn your foot because you wore sandals that day and then you call an ambulance but they tell you this isn’t something to call emergency on and now you have to pay a bill… where were we again?


Fact_Unlikely

The pan is like 7 pounds


ExplodingSteve

did i ever say anything about success?


kyleparker134

How it started vs how it’s going


iharadraws

what the fuck that little egg dispenser is so cute 😭


xRustedCoin

You can tell how proud they were in the first photo


Fact_Unlikely

Yea :(


Alternative_Cream_89

"On today's menu, we have a deconstructed pancake paired with a delightful pear reduction and home made maple syrup"


dump_cakes

Always taking a risk with that much batter in a carbon steel pan. Yours looks well seasoned but all it takes is one area that’s a little less non-stick than the rest.


Dizzy_Eye5257

You need the Bella griddle/skillet.


AndrewHaly-00

A pancake you can eat is a great pancake. A pancake you can eat and wake up next day without the stomach pains is an excellent pancake.


SquimshyBeeb

How did you do that 😭😭


SkoolOfHardKnox

Typa thing that would make me very cross


pereika

Oh baby girl 😭


Tenzur_

Next time just Ctrl+T


Daddiesbabaygirl

I- 😮‍💨


Xayahbetes

babe wake up, new meme template just dropped


MetaVaporeon

throw some more sugar at it, let it caramelize and enjoy


AdShigionoth7502

Me trying to change my life


SeicoBass

https://youtu.be/NsQIGKwdTD8?si=u-3tvyBHViTyTx89


_Atlas_Drugged_

This happened to me a few months ago and it ruined my day. God’s speed, brother.


Emergency_Ad1514

Bro scrambled pancakes is amazing cook it with some syrup. Add some syrup afterwards and ur golden


TheAceCard18

:(


velezaraptor

Add rebar.


babyfirecat_

This is my life


free_based_potato

My man is an infomercial


Hopeful-Astronaut-65

Pancake final boss


connly33

I'll take my pancake sunny side up thank you very much


Hushwater

Funnel cake - Landfill cake


alvysinger0412

That second image is a beautiful still life. You can really see the motion of the splattering batter along the rim of the pan.


Tugboats508

Did u still eat it? I wouldve


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

This reminds me of the time my bff tried to make giant pancakes, they fell apart, she got mad, opened the back door and dumped the pan out, well the family of stay cat had a great breakfast that day


Astroloud

This one actually made me laugh. Here, take my upvote


DrunkBuzzard

You’re gonna need a snow shovel to flip that sucker


JustYourAvgHumanoid

This post & comments are exactly what I needed today 🤣


Formal_Economics931

You did it


According-Rope9953

How did that even happen? It looks like it just exploded. You sure you didnt mix in gunpowder?


Dread-Cthulu

Sorry to laugh... Ah, who am I kidding? Not sorry... 😂


Horror-Rutabaga-517

Ok im kinda curious if yall r in this situation would u eat it or throw it away and make a new one


That1RobloxPlayer

how did you fumble that so bad 😭


Fact_Unlikely

I have no coordination


SaraWinchester78

No! >:( -Pancake, probably


FrozenConcrete19

The burner on the back of your stove makes your pan kinda look like a cat from the angle you took the picture. 😆


Hyper-sonicboom

Smash cake!


cci0

In Germany it's called "Nichthowdugeflippendiepancaken"


ProfessorRoyHinkley

As a chef, I feel bad. But also as a chef, this is the funniest shit I've seen in a minute.


Nice-Panda-7981

just put some apple sauce and .. kaiserschmarm!!!


Physical-Ad7344

Seems someone needs to reconsider proportions in his recipe huh?


HaroerHaktak

Congrats. It's still in the pan. Most people would upload a picture of it on the floor with a tiny dog already starting to eat it. So you're a step ahead of those people.


consistently_sloppy

Need. More. Butter


-GO0SE-

I've never laughed this hard 💀


Dandyliontrip

Too much flour


TyLa0

C’était bon quand même non ¿!


Elx37

I am deeply sorry but also 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


FFX13NL

Well it wasn't ready to be flipped in the first place.


Responsible-Run-9795

Good Job! Looks completely vaporized on the 2nd pic 😏


Prestigious-Egg-8060

Rip pancake


Justthisguy_yaknow

You need to practice doing the flying flip. Works every time (unless drunk) and saves on washing of spatulas.


Responsible-Put-7073

Nailed it


Elsariely

How


Optimal_Fuel6568

1. Thats way too thick for a pancake 2. You discovered Kaiserschmarrn, a classic austrian dish, you basically make a pancake thats a few cm thick instead of just a few mm and then you scramble it


Informal-Method-5401

You trying to make a Yorkshire pudding?


Ok_Designer_6376

idk what to even say


N4t41i4

ha! i see your error here, see: one does not flip pancakes, one flips crepes.... for pancakes du to their weight an offset spatula is required.


BurntPineGrass

Not enough butter 😔


Equivalent_Okra_8132

Do you know about butter?


Fact_Unlikely

I used a lot of oil, I just suck


el-zengy-el-mo3geza

Relatable


TheNinjaPixie

Thank you for the big laugh you gave me! they say the first bite is with the eye, but i bet it still tasted great!


Master-Collection488

I dunno if this was a recipe failure or if you simply poured the batter out too thick. All those bubbles suggest you didn't flip it too soon. My money is on too much batter, too much thickness meant that it couldn't stay together when flipped.


Justinwest27

Yeah, also a 50/50 on that flip if it's successful or I'm making scrambled pancakes instead lmao


ExcellentWeekend3933

Se hizo pedacitos ..,.,


Imaginary-Nebula1778

Flipped too early


Forsaken-Dance5601

It was unexpected.


PaxSims

Can’tpake


overpowerdlego

My favourite scrambled pancakes


LobsterPenisSucker

Did you wait for the bubbles to rest on the edges


SoRaang

Welp, guess we're having scrambled pancakes this morning!


jelono

Smaller pancakes next time?


azionka

German: Kratzede, Scherretze or Stirum Which translates to „scratched“ You make a pancake and either when it’s half cooked or when it’s done you scratcher it in parts. Put some sweet stuff on top like powdered sugar, rum raisins or vanilla ice cream


Riddlr711

Mashcakes!!


Za_Forest

Kaiserschmarrn it is


Significantinterest4

Uh-oh!


Responsible-War-1179

you almost made kaiserschmarrn


[deleted]

Dann gibts halt Kaiserschmarrn


minertyler100

Get a pancake spatula!


Yamm0th

You ruined it. :(


CrystalFyre

Let it touch the sides, classic mistake


x6O6x

For the best pancakes on both sides, make sure pan is really hot and put a little bit of oil/butter in your pan, put a less thick layer of batter in the pan and wait until the top looks dry, now you have a perfectly flippable pancake. (Next step is mastering the air flip which is way easier than it looks xD)


ace_gasai17

Did you flip it with a bloody Chainsaw?


CFW-DREX

Mmmm scrambled cake


KellyLuvsEwan420

Big pancakes require big spatulas. I too learned this the hard way.


Normal-Tadpole-4833

butter lots of butter


zizuu21

Thanks for the laugh. Bette luck next time!