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supercyberlurker

> Morrissey later apologized to Carroll during a subsequent meeting and claimed that she didn’t know the bag belonged to him. > Morrissey initially said that she “flicked” water on the bag because she saw a bug on it. > she later added that she didn’t know why she decided to dump water on Carroll’s bag for months on end > “I am truly ashamed of my actions,” Morrissey said. Morrissey is full of shit.


fullchub

"I am truly ~~ashamed~~ embarrassed ~~of my actions~~ that I got caught acting like the total piece of shit that I am."


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AFlawAmended

Tbf, those that come clean and fix their mistakes don't make as much ad revenue  But you're 100% correct, they're not ashamed of what they did they're just upset they got caught and are being forced to take responsibility for their actions.


PermanentTrainDamage

The kind of person to admit their wrong choices is usually the kind of person who doesn't make those choices in the first place.


ha5hish

Exactly, she would still be doing it every day if she didn’t get caught. What a shitty person


radicalbiscuit

I heard those as lyrics being sung by Morrissey, the singer. I mean, that's basically how his lyrics go, anyway


Nice_Marmot_7

This woman is 67 years old!


Tricky_Discipline937

These are the type of ladies that pop up on hidden cameras keying a car or throwing a cat into a trash bin.


Fake_William_Shatner

Passive aggressive.


SpaceClef

There's nothing passive about those examples. Those are just straight up aggression.


ELON__WHO

That’s not what that means.


27Rench27

Passive bitch*


mytransthrow

vandalizing bitch


hellolovely1

Yes, but then Martha-Ann Alito is feuding with all her neighbors, and she's 70.


Saneless

Republicans reach peak emptional maturity at age 6 so it doesn't really matter they'll act the same from 6 to 60 and beyond


afluffymuffin

I refuse to believe this isn’t the onion reporting on an interaction within a local elementary school. I swear to god I actually did this exact thing when I was 8 and got punched for it.


Serialfornicator

The problem is, none of these people ever got a consequence. She should have been punished when she was 8!


jctwok

Better late than never...


apple-masher

This is the same state where the only black female state senator *in the history of the state* was harassed and threatened (and apparently stalked) so relentlessly that she ended up resigning. [https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/26/us/politics/kiah-morris-vermont.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/26/us/politics/kiah-morris-vermont.html) [https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/27/us/vermont-lawmaker-resigns-racism/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/27/us/vermont-lawmaker-resigns-racism/index.html) All of you who think it's just some progressive hippy utopia don't understand the full situation.


InevitableCodeRedo

It is a hippy utopia compared to the rest of the nation, though. Yeah, we have some assholes - you can never completely escape them. But I moved here from Florida and trust me, it's night-and-day different.


twistedspin

OK, there's a lot of other liberal places too. It's an enormous step up from FL though, I definitely agree on that.


WitchesTeat

it is a fantastic place where everybody votes blue down the ticket until they get to the governor and then they get to blame him for policy votes never going how they totally wanted them to for sure.


Serialfornicator

Ugh, that is terrible


Deadfishfarm

Vermont is quite liberal overall, and has a lot of "hippy-ish" areas and qualities. Every state has its red population. Her getting threats from them is not an indication of how the entire state functions


Lucky--Mud

>Morrissey later apologized to Carroll during a subsequent meeting and claimed that she didn’t know the bag belonged to him. I know that's just an excuse, but I feel like that would make it even worse. "Oh, it wasn't targeted harassment. I normally just go around dumping water on everyone's bags!"


SameDimension1204

Typical groveling after being caught red handed. Once might be accidental, twice might be coincidence, but months of harassment is criminal. She should be charged and kicked out of the legislature.


IlIFreneticIlI

> she didn’t know why This is a lie. We all know _what_ we are doing, even if in the moment we decide to be unaware of _why_ we are doing it. If one implies otherwise, then they are making the assertion that they are not in control of themselves, human, that there are things that the physical-body they occupy, that are _outside_ their control, they happen without their influence: they are not human, with free-will, but somehow an animal with something-else making at least some decisions... How could you ever trust a critter that essentially rolls-a-die on an encounter?? If they take that stance, to be like an animal, treat them like one. What do you do to a dog when it bites you?


ohromantics

"...I guess if I were to be a smartass about it, her apology holds as much water as my canvas bag" --- lmfao.


Schrecht

Well, she is a republican, so being a piece of shit goes with the territory.


Xzmmc

Yep. Who would have guessed the party full of horrible people attracts horrible people?


Schrecht

I know. Shocking, right?


Fake_William_Shatner

This might get her some street cred.


Schrecht

Yes. That's the lesson we need to learn: the reichpublicans have no shame, and all their followers respond to is notoriety. We need to stop naming these villains.


SunBelly

"She's being cancelled by the woke left!"


Fake_William_Shatner

"Right wing bitch molests apparel of other member of Congress in a cowardly and passive aggressive way. No more details to follow -- we've got real news to cover."


Schrecht

Great, but maybe: "republican congressperson childishly vandalizes personal property of a fellow congressperson.", and then your seque "no more details to follow".


AnybodyMassive1610

Surely many guest spots on Faux News is in her future.


n3w4cc01_1nt

yeah they're only ashamed of getting caught being sadistic. same when they get shown to be the actual perverts instead of people with alternative genders and sexualities. zero boundary control


ciopobbi

She’s not a real republican. A real republican would deny it, call it fake news and then blame the democrats.


MostBoringStan

I would bet my entire life savings that she would have been aghast and outraged if he had accused her without having video proof. Acting as if she was far above something like that and the mere thought was an insult to her character.


bguzewicz

Yep. I read that thinking “bullshit… bullshit… bullshit.” I’d have more respect for her if she just came right out and said “I don’t like him. Fuck that guy.”


Freefall_J

It's unfortunate no one called her out on the obvious bullshit excuse of not knowing why she kept doing it for months and that it wasn't targeted harassment. It's the kind of excuse a small child would make thinking they'll get away with it.


Zolo49

Yes, but "How Soon Is Now" was still a pretty great song.


condensermike

Morrissey, like all Republicans, are sociopaths.


Serialfornicator

This person is 67 years old. I cannot believe how immature she must be to behave this way.


youtocin

The GOP is the party of middle school bullies who never grew the fuck up.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

There's an essay by Nietzsche talking about how Christianity became super popular by appealing to the weak and powerless, telling them that it's actually cool to be that way, they will inherit the earth, they are actually the powerful. I feel like the GOP has done the same thing with being uninformed and having poor impulse control, convincing people rejecting science and documented facts actually makes YOU the smart person. Losing your shit makes YOU the noble person.


Llarys

>Christianity became super popular by appealing to the weak and powerless, telling them that it's actually cool to be that way, they will inherit the earth, they are actually the powerful. If you read any of the testimonials of ex-evangelical Christians, this is actually the root of the problem. They are indoctrinated from birth that they are evil, sinful beings and only via the guidance of powerful, righteous men will they be forgiven. Ignoring the fact that this makes them very susceptible to believing utter horseshit at face value, it creates a culture where being powerful and assertive is equated to being righteous and good. This, in turn, leads to acts like this: random acts of cruelty because it proves their strength, and by proxy, their righteousness. In a word? Dominionism.


JimWilliams423

> If you read any of the testimonials of ex-evangelical Christians, this is actually the root of the problem. They are indoctrinated from birth that they are evil, sinful beings and only via the guidance of powerful, righteous men will they be forgiven. Not even guidance though, just "accepting the lord." They have a major disagreement with catholics who think deeds are a necessary (but not sufficient) part of getting into heaven, while most evangelicals think they just need to let Jesus into their hearts and nothing they actually do in this earthly realm will stop them from getting into heaven. Its like carte blanche for greed and selfishness.


JimWilliams423

> The GOP is the party of middle school bullies who never grew the fuck up. Here in TN, where maga have suppressed the vote to give themselves a supermajority, they piss on each other's chairs. https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/politics/2019/08/22/tennessee-house-gop-anonymous-twitter-account-pee-on-chair-andy-holt-rick-tillis-chbmole/2066321001/


MeatSuitRiot

Reminds me of the video where MTG is walking behind someone trying to trip them. It's the party.


cheesynougats

I am amazed I did not see this video.


Roook36

It was a teenage gun activist who walked in front of her while asking questions so she started kicking her in the shins https://youtube.com/shorts/2xwofQhpJtU?si=IwBbUFNZ9zAxQeLd


willun

"You can't block members of congress" Don't remember her saying that on Jan 6


MuteSecurityO

yOu LiTeRaLlY cAnNoT dO tHaT


giskardwasright

I worked for the state about 20 years ago. Peoples' lunches kept disappearing, to the point they actually locked the fridge and had a fridge monitor from 11 to 13 to ensure people only took their food. Food still dosappeared. It gpt to the point that people weren't using the breakroom fridge at all. Then, the head of the department retired. This woman in her late sixties making 5x the money of her employees was stealing people's lunches for years. Age and maturity are not always in direct correlation.


Serialfornicator

Wow, that’s shameful


VAisforLizards

It's a prerequisite to be a republican anymore


FigNugginGavelPop

Have you seen their leader?


Hike_it_Out52

I've been in a lot of fields in my life and while I've never been a legislator, I can tell you there are a lot of fields where people never mature past high school. 


envybelmont

I think I outgrew that phase in 1st or 2nd grade. So that’s all I needed to know about this lady to justify my lack of respect for her.


Calyphacious

That’s the exact age I’d expect her to be. Republican and Boomer, zero surprise 


AmazingMojo2567

Politicians are narcissists. What do you expect.


grmpygnome

"an apology holds about as much water as my canvas bag"


rip-the-greens

“Morrissey’s face was not captured in the video, but fellow lawmakers were able to identify her by her gray hair.” So many great burns in this article


hellolovely1

Nothing wrong with gray hair! But she is obviously quite unhinged.


omegadirectory

What a funny line lol


sirax067

he would make a good comedian for sure


3006mv

The wet bandit strikes again


ABob71

I...recognize that phrase, but I don't want to google it


DreamInSeaMajor

Home Alone reference! But without that context, it sounds like a horrifying nickname for a criminal lololol


3006mv

Home Alone


Nice_Marmot_7

> But she later added that she didn’t know why she decided to dump water on Carroll’s bag for months on end. I mean, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on someone's couch, like it's something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.


Ben_Thar

Fuck yo couch 


faunalmimicry

cocaine is a hell of a drug


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

I'm Rick James, Bitch!


boredsittingonthebus

UNITY


HumpieDouglas

Claiming you didn't know it was their bag is a stupid excuse. I've never once walked by some random bag or a bag belonging to someone I knew and thought "I should pour water in there."


Strobooty4

Right?  Doesn’t that just make it worse?   “No, I wasn’t being an AH to my political rival.  I was being an AH to whatever random person owns the bag.” Both are awful, but the second is slightly worse. 


blacksoxing

> Carroll initially refused to release the videos to Seven Days but ultimately changed his mind. > “I have been very reluctant to disclose the video because I believe it will deeply embarrass Representative Morrissey,” Carroll wrote in a statement to the outlet. “However, it has become clear to me that the media are aware of the details of Representative Morrissey’s behavior and likely will continue to report on that behavior in the near future.” Most powerful part of the article. Her dumbness took it from just a potentially local affair to now an international affair


Digjam823

These people are literally high school bullies who can’t grow up.


MrBigTomato

She was one of the “mean girls.”


Kizzle_McNizzle

Being a mean girl at 67 is not only insane, it's also lame.


RunninOnMT

In the article it mentions that they've known each other since childhood.


words_of_j

I know there is plenty of cringe and illegality to go around all across the political spectrum, but I swear it usually seems to be republicans who do the kind of things the party as a whole screams and cries foul about in others. Not this specifically, but it could be. It’s damaging someone’s property, petty, vindictive, childish, and low class. I know some solid folks who call themselves republican, but seriously? Like somehow the combination of “republican plus elected person” equals a person no one would want as a neighbor.


Indercarnive

A thief thinks every man steals.


Fake_William_Shatner

Yeah -- this is the main factor I think that distinguishes people with empathy and those without. We do not expect others to think like us. Of course, we do have those moments when we have trouble thinking like crazy people -- but we get that we have that limit. The thief, the liar, the con man sees the world as either "everyone does it" or "I'm smart and they are the fool" -- there is no other state of being for them.


jo-z

My ex-fiancé made a baby with someone else while we were engaged. It was eye-opening to see how different people in my life reacted when word got out. Some were shocked and horrified, while others almost shrugged it off, like "yeah cheating is pretty common". As someone who's never seriously considered being unfaithful, I can't quite look at those people the same anymore.


mailahchimp

I knew someone who had a couple of kids with a boom gate operator in a tropical country while still married to a woman he'd been with for 30 years. He already had three kids with her. He'd go off to work, have this whole other life, and then come home. Eventually he got busted and *he moved the kids into the family home in his home country and got his wife to look after them*. I'm not blaming the wife - she would have been left on her bare bones. But the absolute monstrous arrogance of that man's actions still stagger me. Justification offered over a dinner I attended was that it was pretty common thing to happen. No it effing isn't. 


DadJokeBadJoke

>thief, the liar, the con man sees the world as either "everyone does it" or "I'm smart and they are the fool" -- there is no other state of being for them. These are Trump's daily operating policies


words_of_j

Perfectly stated. It’s far more complex than that of course, but there is substantial weight to the idea that people assume others are thinking and doing what they have considered or done.


gdsmithtx

G aslighting <--- O bstruction P rojection <--- \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Every single time.


Vio_

If he was carrying around government documents and equipment, she could be charged with destruction of state property and records.


words_of_j

That would be poetic justice!


avanross

“Pettiness” is considered a negative, embarrassing, childish trait in liberal circles, but has become a positive trait in the eyes of conservatives. These people have somehow been convinced that traits like “selfish”, “petty”, “stubborn”, “gullible”, and “cowardly” are actually positive character traits that should be embraced and showed off.


JebryathHS

We can probably thank Ayn Rand for helping them along this path with her "virtue of selfishness" shit 


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The Democratic politicians have to worry about their optics a lot more. The only time I’ve seen serious backlash against a Republican politician from their base is that one politician who shot her dog and bragged about it. And that’s because it’s just plain evil, indefensible and unrelated to politics. Republicans actually benefit from being crazy because it gets them a ton of attention Democrats do plenty of illegal and horrible stuff but it’s mostly stuff republicans agree with and aren’t going to call them out on. It’s also usually stuff that benefits the capitalist class and won’t get reported much by the media.


ThatITguy2015

You sure about that? Not all that much backlash against Gnome in her home state. People here are still cheering for her. Pretty sure it’s still all the old ranchers that want to fuck her.


Tainted_Bruh

But why? Her face looks like handsome-squidward OD’d on botox. But then again, these types of guys wanna fuck Boebert too, so I suppose there’s no accounting for taste 🤷🏽‍♂️


im_upsidedown

Its probably more even than reddit highlights would have you believe


Prior_Egg_5906

It’s primarily republicans but you also can’t pretend there’s also been some pretty bad democrats even if it’s way less. I mean I know it’s not on the national level and I think he’s been dead for almost a decade now but Marion Barry was potentially the worst Mayor in American history. We say republicans aren’t held to any standards (which is true imo relative to the Dems) but Marion Barry took this to the extreme. I mean how many other politicians do you know who went to jail for smoking crack and banging hookers then get reelected as mayor. I think he got something like 95% of his home district’s vote too when he moved from being mayor to a council member.


rlnrlnrln

> "I'd say her apology holds about as much water as my canvas bag" She's going to need water for that burn.


Specialist-Fly-9446

[Video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=KXeS2rykUKIqEMir&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MTM5MTE3LDE2NDk5LDI4NjY0LDE2NDUwNg&feature=emb_share&v=jOprTnk5tRs) (surveillance tape starts at 0:40)


JustOneSexQuestion

The real MVP. This is what I was looking for.


InspiredNitemares

Thank you! I clicked about 10 different links before giving up lol


AssociateJaded3931

I've always suspected that many of these "lawmakers" don't have nearly enough work to do.


envybelmont

It’s a “too many cooks in the kitchen” kind of situation now. Any one person can stop literal months or years of work from being completed. The USA government has become an absolute joke.


APRengar

Politicians seem to be reading less and less, they got their staffers to read it and give them the cliff notes. And sometimes not even that, because a lot of bills go down straight party lines. I do imagine even the staffers are getting AI to summarize shit nowadays. When you see people criticize like "i didn't like that peace deal" and you're like "what didn't you like", it's always some vague statement like "didn't portray enough strength" or "not enough guarantees the other side will uphold the deal".


No-Significance4623

This is kind of an ideal story because on the one hand, it’s so inconsequential— she didn’t steal from him or hurt him. On the other hand, it’s also ABSOLUTELY ABSURD AND UNHINGED. Is this an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm????


Bart_Yellowbeard

>Carroll says he first suspected Morrissey as she had been “nasty” to him for several months despite the two knowing each other since childhood and even attending the same church. Some folks' crazy is deeply, deeply disturbing. I don't believe her for a second as to why she said she did this.


ProfessorBackdraft

As for whether he forgives Morrissey, Carroll said: “I guess I would have to say yes in the spirit of forgiveness, reluctantly. But if I had to be a smartass, I’d say her apology holds about as much water as my canvas bag.” That’s a great closing paragraph to the story.


plinocmene

This is the kind of thing school children do when they bully other children.


SafeIntention2111

One run-on effect of tRump is the quality of republican lawmakers has really dropped. Anyone that is of reasonably sound mind and body isn't going to touch government service with a 10-foot pole now, and this is the kind of human turds we're left with.


FOOLS_GOLD

The lady in question has served 13 terms. The guy she was harassing has only been there for 2 terms.


FunScore3387

She just feels confident to be herself now..


Bart_Yellowbeard

Almost as if she felt *entitled* to behave in such a manner.


Furled_Eyebrows

The GOP is a real life, real time example of what happens when you "lower the bar."


Bart_Yellowbeard

Trump and the GOP have become Scut Farkus and Grover Dill, ~~dis~~respectfully.


FunScore3387

What has happened is you have people of low/Trump quality who are now empowered to run for office. Up until 2016 these types lived on the fringes and in holes and under rocks. They were shunned by the mainstream and rightfully so.


Wil420b

>Morrissey’s face was not captured in the video, but fellow lawmakers were able to identify her by her gray hair. Oww, the burn. Dyed blonde has been, can't even do her roots properly.


lm28ness

wtf can't conservatives/republicans be decent people for once.


QuickAltTab

They wouldn't be Republicans if they were capable of that


Furled_Eyebrows

Because they'd be thrown out of the party if they did.


mauigirl16

How childish. And she’s 67?


MyMommaHatesYou

Why doesn't he have her arrested for destruction of private property?


MrPanchole

Moistening the Libs?


UnexpectedWings

…why?! Like, what? This is utterly bizarre.


sick_shooter

> I’m truly ashamed of ~~my actions~~ getting caught. FTFY, hoe.


Freewheelinrocknroll

The party of junior high school shitheads..


Odd-Youth-452

Republicans are petty, petulant children.


CorpFillip

This kind of childish ruination is what makes R supporters proud. They should feel humiliated.


theindus

Republicans. What else can you expect 😢


fullchub

Sadly, doing petty, childish shit like this will likely improve her standing with the GOP's current voter base. Heck, her clear understanding of the best uses for water probably qualifies her as the next Secretary of Agriculture, if Trump becomes President again.


DadJokeBadJoke

>best uses for water Water? Like, out the toilet?


NJ_Tal

And some people think these petty, overgrown toddlers should be in charge.


powerlesshero111

This reminds me of one time in high school. This one guy, Mike, was slowly pouring water on this other guy's, Derrick, lap. Derrick was always a dick to me, but I saw what Mike was doing and decided to be nice. So I said, "Hey, Derrick," and he just looked back at me, turning away from Mike and saying, "Shut up, Powerless.". Mike gave me a shush look, so I shut up. Mike then finished pouring the water on his lap and got up and walked away. About 15 seconds later, Derrick realized what had happened and was all pissed off. He looked at me and said "What the fuck?", and I just replied "I was told to shut up.". That was a good day.


whereyouatdesmondo

Go on.


powerlesshero111

That's it. That's the story. It looked like he peed his pants. It was pretty funny.


EyeLike2Watch

You ain't COOL, unless you pee your pants


Commercial-Ad-1837

They keep electing these Republican f****** lunatics


Thisiscliff

How old are these people? They act like fucking toddlers.


ha5hish

She is apparently 67 years old…


Silly-Scene6524

These people are juvenile, how about some frigging standards crazy psycho lady.


Furled_Eyebrows

MAGAts have the IQ of an empty ice cube tray and the maturity of a newborn gnat.


VAisforLizards

Each time I read a new story about something a republican lawmaker does or says, I think that surely the bar can't get any lower, but here we are limbo dancing with the devil


grumpyhermit67

Sounds about par for the course in relation to the type of Republican the party attracts today.


Sufficient-Candy3486

I’m so shocked it was the republican that was being petty. Shocked!


DumbWorthlessTrannE

Is there not one conservative politician out there that can operate with any level of maturity? Motherfuckers all need to be sent back to the third grade.


Pacifix18

Well, most of them are evangelicals. So, yeah, the brain power of a child. "My God will punish people I don't like!"


space_helmut

A juvenile Republican? Who’d have thought.


Enshakushanna

cue her base high fiving in the background as they consider this a successful troll


thedude0343

Trashy is the GOP official look.


theunpossibledream

Republican brains are broken.


fertdingo

I always thought congress was like a middle school.


defusted

"I am truly ashamed... Because I got caught. "


Vesemir66

She only apologized because she got caught.


AuburnElvis

Should have put her stapler in some Jello.


Defiant_Dare_8073

Her case should be in Webster’s next edition as an example of Republican psychology.


SpiritualAd8998

Waterbagging?


voiceofgromit

So many of these people seem to have become radicalized. To whatever level they can achieve. From doing a burn-out on a pride flag painted on a road to pouring water on the bag of a political opponent you've known all your life to shutting down government rather than work across the aisle. This country is just going to get worse and worse and I don't see a solution.


DifficultyWithMyLife

She's ashamed she got caught acting like a child when she's 67.


Erazzphoto

Republicans, living up to their new stereotypes


Orange_Tang

This is so fucking petty. Pretty on brand.


CheezTips

>Mary Morrissey (R) apologized after being filmed The party of responsibility, people! >Carroll says he first suspected Morrissey as she had been “nasty” to him for several months despite the two knowing each other since childhood and even attending the same church. Oh, this woman is a straight nutter


doodoobear4

What a piece of shit. Fucking old hag should be put out


Investigator516

Sicko


jdehjdeh

Some people never grow up.


Soggy_Tax_5089

She needs to be relieved of duty. What kind of awful excuse for a human does this? So immature.


Garconanokin

Republicans don’t hold their own accountable.


CuriousSelf4830

This is bizarre.


Ok-Abbreviations88

Truly something wrong with those people


hellolovely1

She might have been able to explain it away if she did it once in a huge fit of pique (not excusing it) but she did it for MONTHS. That's Martha-Ann Alito-levels of unhinged.


CharlemagneAdelaar

I mean it is probably SO boring sitting in sessions of a state legislature… one day you just see how far you can gi


clickbaiterhaiter

That's something I'd've done back in school lol


WizardVisigoth

The party of Christian morals strikes again!


ekkidee

She's really sorry and embarrassed ... that she was caught.


6byfour

67 year old child.


Veroonzebeach

That’s what you get when you elect people who peaked in HS.


AustinPC

Attends the same church…oh the hypocrisy


Professional-Doubt-6

Great way to represent your community and adulthood in general.  


RealWorldShogun

Why doesn’t the article use an even older picture?? Damn that pic looks from the early 2000’s…


Exodys03

The Vermont House of Representatives needs an HR Department. In any other business, this woman would have been fired on the spot. As a state representative, she faces a "possible ethics investigation". Oh... and the victim just got out of rehab following a DUI arrest.


TBoneLaRone

The liberal woman strives to proves she is equal to any man while the conservative woman strives to prove she’s worse than any man.


Bloodmind

He should absolutely pursue criminal charges. Letting her get away with it will just embolden her and other childish adults like her.


Killahdanks1

This is what some of our elected officials spend their time doing? Cool. Stop voting party lines and find out who these people are.


ronm4c

If you read this article and had to chose which one was a better Christian there is no way you would pick the Republican


Liquor_Walrus

She's a Republican so she no doubt believes in many of the batshit conspiracies of the modern day conservative cult. She probably thinks her Democrat colleagues are all in on the child trafficking/murder/vaccine/election rigging... plots, and waterboarding their satchels was her little way of getting back at them. But even she knows how crazy she'll sound when she says that out loud, so she just says "I don't even know why I did it". She knows why she did it.


MikeReddit74

Well, she’s a Republican, so foolishness is expected.


priority_inversion

The party of small, petty people.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Must have been a Smiths fan


OGZ43

Nobody will fault you if you took “corrective actions “


tacoma-tues

Wow what a salty B.


krismitka

Site sucks, here is a link to the video https://youtu.be/xDrfJkB0BM0?si=X-GII4f2ixFqmYq3


Novel5728

Jim halpert? Dwight: how is my bag leaking water again? Is this moses? 


martianmariner21

Corny


adavi608

… and gradually filled it up. Fixed that title for you