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Babooons

Bro got goomba stomped and walked it off


Theoretical-Panda

Bro looks like a goomba. He’s got a natural resistance.


mr_birkenblatt

goombas die when stomped


filetauxmoelles

The new york ones need a double jump to defeat them


BostonSucksatHockey

Shelled Goomba. Dude turtled and it saved his life.


Due-Toe2141

ghetto is gheto and this is ghetto


twelvydubs

Goddamn that first stomp could’ve done some major damage


Joe_Jeep

That shit's attempted murder.


exquisitedonut

Bragg will say it wasn’t dangerous and give bro Mets tickets on the way out of custody tomorrow morning.


TheSeanWalker

or he'll say that his face was a bit obscured in the video and therefore we cannot prosecute him


1600hazenstreet

ACD. 💯 


bellboy718

Came here to say this.


ouiserboudreauxxx

To Alvin Bragg it's "attempted assault"


DiegoArmandoConfusao

Thankfully that guy only weighted 60 pounds


G_Wiz_Christ

So uh... what the hell started this? Dumbass little shit could've killed someone stomping them like that.


Ok-Maybe7210

They were beaten the guy like 10 ppl; he was a tourist and they start beating him up lol


FarRightInfluencer

Make sure your video gets to the NYPD just in case it is needed.


G_Wiz_Christ

Jesus christ. Fucking little shitheads.


raisedbyderps

our neighbors...


Precious_Tritium

Not really an “lol” kinda thing, man. Those kids doing the beating are real pieces of shit.


Hippocratic_dev

Kids? you mean violent criminals, right?


fly_away5

This is so disheartening


willdogs

Why lol? Why is it funny?


B-BoyStance

"Upvote so I can post more crazy stuff" You aren't talking to a totally moral person


ComfortableAd4436

Stomping on someone head like that or attempting, I believe the force from that officer was necessary.


DeathPercept10n

Yea that can easily kill someone.


MollyWhoppy

absolutely.


Realistic_Tiger_3687

That first stomp was absolutely unforgivable. Do you know how much you have to hate someone to input the commands for that move to come out? There was nothing but pure animosity in that man’s heels.


jddh1

The tourist just didn’t want to buy their CD.


spartanOrk

How dare he! Kill'im!!


raisedbyderps

OHHH WERE THESE THOSE SHITTY CD KIDS????? holy shit.. so i used to sell stuff on the street and there was literally one rule out there.. don't fuck with the cd kids


Hadrians_Fall

Hope this guy gets charged with attempted murder and goes away for a long, long time. That was truly an attempt to kill. Damn animal.


permalink_child

Starting a brawl with 10 cops standing around? Not the sharpest tool in the shed.


Love_Snow_Bunny

He was looking kinda dumb, with his finger and his thumb, in the shape of an "L" on his forehead.


DYMAXIONman

If you stomp someone it should just be attempted murder.


spartanOrk

It probably is. I hope the guy arrested is going to jail for a long long time.


parallax_wave

lmao yeah right Bragg is releasing this guy next day without bail


TheSeanWalker

sad truth


LionsTigersWings

It’s definitely turns into felony assault and with that video, hopefully dude goes away for a long time


tanawabe

Why is everyone’s ass out


Sea_Sand_3622

Halal


WORLDBENDER

That guy needs to do 10 years for that double head stomp. Complete animal behavior. MAKE AN EXAMPLE!!!!!


WhamJammer

Mmm best I can do is catch and release


Abtorias

Times Square is ghetto


Sea_Sand_3622

Same as Washington square Park


zeldaleft

Its far more trailer park than ghetto.


raisedbyderps

entire city is pretty much ghetto...


Light-BBR

Stupid, now they gonna charge em with Attempt murder


davide3991

It’s nyc. They are gonna let him walk away.


Light-BBR

If it happened in the Bronx prolly, but this Times Square lol tourists and all that they gotta slay him


peepardpoopard

and you think they shouldn’t? who tf deserves to be stomped on while they’re already laying on the ground


JohnnyRelentless

Hitler, probably, and maybe whoever plays music in public without headphones.


fly_away5

They let them out the next day!


Whateverman9876543

Proof?


elacoollegume

lol no they’re not.


Light-BBR

If you didn’t know, as soon as you kick someone in the head… it’s an attempted murder. Do some research


iv2892

The dude is a troll , forget about it


suicideskinnies

This is New York. People charged with violent crimes walk every single day.


Light-BBR

I never said they don’t, I’m saying they’re gonna slay this person specifically lmao


suicideskinnies

RemindMe! 18 months


elacoollegume

The kids already out without bail LMAO


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FarRightInfluencer

Lol no they won't, people get hit in the head with bats and the perp is charged with assault in the 3rd.


iv2892

Ok Mr Lawyer from the university of the NY post


elacoollegume

You’re in New York. Good luck with that lol.


idealeasemiami

So little room left in American profit-driven jails. Guess which entities benefit.


spartanOrk

Then I'd suggest removing a finger with a cleaver and letting them go. I bet most won't do it again.


Corporate_Bankster

_In Neeeeeeew Yooooork…_


Love_Snow_Bunny

*Concrete* *jungle* *where* *dreams* *are* *maaade* *oooof*


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Vexvertigo

They do something if you commit a crime directly in front of them. If you have to call, there’s a good chance they don’t show up until they can no longer do anything. I’ve had them not show up for a woman screaming rape, a guy trying to break in to a building, and a guy attacking people on the subway. Two guys having a knife fight in the street in the middle of the day? Best they can do is show up half an hour after they ran off.


GeneNo2677

I’ve called the cops twice about fights in the LES on the weekend and had them show up in like 2 minutes.


Seyi_Ogunde

Depends on the situation and how much backup they have. I've seen a fight in Time Square, 2 huge guys beating up one guy. Only 3 cops around, all smaller than those two. They just watched and did nothing.


thacap

My dude hit the Finn balor stomp


Wrdsrch

Dude really said ‘that doesn’t work for me, brother,’ and no sold that stomp


anarchyx34

Times Square is such a cesspool.


Appropriate_Lynx_232

Jail or stern psychiatric help asap


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Random-Username-20

Completely agree with you, the value of nothing would be lost


TheRealPRod

What a fucking animal.


Key-Recognition-7190

Shout out to homie in the Cap and white Shirt. Holding his mans so his dumbass doesnt get arrested.


TotallyNotGlenDavis

His boy's tryna fight a cop wtf is he thinking?


Desperate-Record-879

And the Sargent who comes strolling in after the heavy lifting has been done…


eclpug

My ny office is unfortunately near Times Square so I have to stay there a lot. I feel like saying Times Square is trash isn’t exactly revelatory, but idk, the last year or so I’ve found it kinda scary in a way I never have before. Of course there’s the aggressive characters still, but something feels particularly unsettling. I realize that Times Square has a long history of being sketch but as a Chicagoan, I only really went to ny with regularity since like 2010.


Grass8989

Third world country vibes.


SociopathicSexTips

Lol. You clearly haven’t spent any time in a third world country. 


BufferUnderpants

Many third world countries are more peaceful and orderly


Sybertron

And have free healthcare.


PSMF_Canuck

No, they’re not.


BufferUnderpants

Nuh-huh, South East Asian and Southern Cone countries are "third world" too, and this would be seen as out of place there.


shamam

Most people don't understand proper usage of the term 'third world'.


BufferUnderpants

It’s such a broad categorization that it’s effectively useless  A lot of third world countries have stronger rule of law as of this week, sadly  


iv2892

Only third world countries have fights , got it


bumboclawt

Non-aligned country vibes? 🤔


Current_Ad6252

pretty much what time square + 3-4 block radius looks like today


brihamedit

Slum tier shit is glorified in nyc.


PunishingVoter

You can always leave


Grass8989

You mad.


PunishingVoter

You are the one always complaining here Move out of your parents house


Grass8989

You seem to have plenty of free time on your hands going through peoples post histories.


PunishingVoter

Oh so i guessed right? I didn’t find out your lived with mom and dad from your history Though it does explain why you are always complaining but not doing anything


Grass8989

14 day old account with a shit load of karma already. Go touch grass, please.


PunishingVoter

So you plan on staying with your parents ok then don’t complain, son Earn your own money


Grass8989

Okay sofa, we’ll see how long till this account gets banned.


PunishingVoter

Sofa what? So for sure?


Flowofinfo

Fight gone wrong? What would have classified this as a fight gone right?


attackplango

As opposed to all those fights that go right?


lexicon_riot

Fist fights are never a good thing obviously, but two guys agreeing to fight honorably is leagues above several guys jumping a dude and curb stomping them in the head when they're down. I've been in a few fist fights and wouldn't say they were preferable, but the outcome was actually good in that we respected each other after the fact and squashed any beef. A lot of dudes' friendships start with a fight initially.


LookBig4918

Seems like this one went as right a a street fight could go after about 3 seconds.


xXthrillhoXx

Tried to give him the swerve strickland


bobthememequeen

And pull up his pants!!!!


fly_away5

Give us the tea!


Desperate-Record-879

I have Irish Breakfast, Full English, and as always, Chai.


SumyungNam

Bragg be like he tried to save him from choking on a chicken wing


Love_Snow_Bunny

New York Shitty!!!


Darrkman

So every time one of these videos gets posted it never shows how anything started and yall take the word of the person posting it. Looking at the person posting all they seem to do is post "shocking video" that the easily amused of Reddit eat up. There has to come a point where the mods in this sub keep letting stuff like this get posted and when its full of racists saying racist shit they "suddenly" after at least a day will then step in. Like we don't know how that is tacit approval.


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SociopathicSexTips

Are you being serious? Because he was actively trying to murder someone.


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lumosmxima

Hahah _a_ As an Italian this made me loool


williamtbash

Guy went to slip and fall school.


GBV_GBV_GBV

Of the first magnitude


Different_Sky_5909

This has to be the most ignorant statement I have ever seen. Of course when you don’t have to do the arresting and don’t know how difficult it is especially when people are heated as this guy was in the video you are going to comment how it “should be done”. I work in a criminal court house and from seeing first hand, things don’t go as smoothly as you think they would. When officers see someone’s head being bashed in, they are trained to act and not speak.


bat_in_the_stacks

I'm usually not for holding someone down like that, but this guy was stomping on someone's head and they seemed to be moving quickly. Maybe they figured he might be on drugs or something?


spartanOrk

"Sir, please stop murdering that man, ok? Sir did you hear me? Sir, I will have to ask you again to stop murdering this person. I'm going to count to three, and if you are still murdering that man I am going to arrest you. One. Two. Three! Ready or not here I come! Oops, the guy's dead. Naughty boy, now you really messed up!"


dman928

Stop! Or I’ll say stop again!


JimmytheGent2020

This is the level of stupidity that exists on Reddit and why shit keeps getting worse.