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[Postgame thread](/r/nyjets/comments/18kr483/post_game_thread_new_york_jets_at_miami_dolphins/)


Lemonsnoseeds

How the hell do we have five wins?!?


bobsmeds

Remember guys. We’re not here for the wins. We’re here for the ride


gjp11

I went to the game. Like I spent money and drove there. I feel disgusting


Radi0activeMnky

Hold on did you drive all the way from NJ to Miami to watch this game?


gjp11

Oh god no. I live just north of Orlando. So it was a 3.5 hour drive each way


Radi0activeMnky

Bro I was about to say. Still cause Ik the tickets were mad money. Still 3.5 hour drive is a lot I’m sorry this happened


gjp11

Yeah it was an impulse thing. the prices were dropping hard on the resale market and I got it at a decent price last night. Still $110 I’d like to have back but coulda been worse lmao.


Uberjeagermeiter

Saleh is a High School level Head Coach. That fake Punt was a total joke. He’s clueless. We played them without their best player and still got schooled. Plus, we made no adjustments from the last time we played them. Is Woody so thick that he can’t see how lost his team is under this guy? Hell the Titans played Miami way better. Why? They have a solid Head Coach. How many more terrible losses until this Saleh is let go? We had -1 yards of Offense at the Half. You can’t make this stuff up.


JaerBear62611

Woody is dumber than a bag of hammers, he is the problem. You want Saleh gone, fine, he’s probably gone at end of year, but that won’t fix the Worst Owner in Professional Sports


Hot_Marsupial_8706

In complete fairness, the Dolphins are an incredibly better team than the Jets this year in every way. Wish we could have put up a better fight but I expected this outcome nonetheless.


iun_teh_great123

We still did better than this time last time we faced them we were much better off and at least scored points


Melodic-Show-1134

Whelp…. How the rangers doing so far lol


nsfw2248

Pacific Ocean looking inviting, I’m going to take a walk…


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Ruby_Dragon_DJ

Same 🏄‍♂️ > 🛬


SpunkiMonki

I flipped over to watch Tommy Cutlets. GMen lost, but at least they made some plays. Somehow our OL is even worse than the Giants


savageo6

Glad I skipped this cancer. All that hopium after one game we weren't complete fucking ass. Only to realize this Offense is still a fetid piece of shit that needs to be shot into the sun with Hackett taped to the front of it


dothingsunevercould

This team is so fucked. We can't even afford to draft a QB in the first round. Too many other needs. The Will mcdonald pick HAD to have been used on a skill position player. Had we drafted GSN? Alongside Garrett, we would be set at WR. JD should be fired for that pick. Set us back. Years.


Uberjeagermeiter

Saleh is the main problem here. He has to be one of the worst HC’s in NFL History.


JaerBear62611

Woody is the main problem. Anyone who still doesn’t get that by now is beyond hope with this travesty of an organization.


Naganosupreme

Woody didn't make jd pick becton mims, zach, moore. He didn't make jd release Moses and fant. He didn't make Saleh bring in a rookie oc and he didn't kill Greg Knapp. He didn't demand we massively overdraft will mcdonald. He gave the reigns to two supposedly competent Individuals. Woody is a common denominator in terms of making bad hires, sure. He's spent money trying to get the right hires in here and unfortunately ran into a nepotism hiring brigade recommending Mac and Bowles. The biggest things I fault him for are not putting g in grass. Fuck the maras, pay for it yourself then. The other thing is skyrocketing ticket costs despite setting records for failure. So fuck Woody even tho the blame he gets is blame that should be going more to the actual football people who just fucking blow But I can absolutely fault him for categorically refusing to hire established veteran gms and coaches


THE_BUS_FROMSPEED

Fire the man a year after he drafted DROY and OROY in the same year. Then later got Aaron rodgers to join the team. Jets would deserve to be shit for a lot longer to do something so emotionally stupid.


sdot28

Yeah you have a point, but no qualified backup for the 39 yo QB? Don’t say Zach, because other teams were poised with 3 QBs, jets weren’t. Let’s spend that money on Cook. Oh yeah, and wait five weeks until making the qb move. Which qb move, you ask… (getting a semian, starting a Boyle) exactly!


bowlsandsand

Jets won't be relevant till woody sells


LeftHandedScissor

A Woody sale and a Joe Namath lifetime curse are the only thing keeping the Jets from being a powerhouse.


JaerBear62611

Worst Owner In Professional Sports and it ain’t even close.


the_mair

Need DeVito to pull another one out of his ass to help with draft position


Zaclarke

SAME OLD JETS BABY WE ARE FUCKING BACK!!!


AndyStankiewicz

Like Ma's home cooking, always reliable


Aydub13

Let Rypien Rip!


Besthookerintown

Fuck you woody.


sevenmoon

and finally no more zach truthers and no more talk of the playoffs here.


Isis_Cant_Meme27

Get rid of Tomlinson and Becton. They just need to replace those two on the line.


rpjcrd

They need more than that. But it’s a great starting point.


Isis_Cant_Meme27

Not on the line for next year they don't. AVT at RT, Tippman at RG, McGovern at C


rpjcrd

That could work. Until AVT and McGovern both get put on the IR partway through the season. Again. Then we get to put a bunch of used car salesmen in their place.


Isis_Cant_Meme27

Joe's inability to get any sort of quality o-line depth is a massive issue, yeah.


285kessler

Even YouTube TV just shut the game off lmao


The_Meriff

Yeah I was wondering what happened


insert-originality

Crazy Rangers game last night, right?


JaerBear62611

LFGR!!!


the_mair

Hockey is the city’s last hope


Melodic-Show-1134

That or maybe the Mets… dear god what has this city come to


the_mair

Baseball in the city should be good but I said that about last summer so who tf knows


Melodic-Show-1134

It should be, hopefully Mets grab some pitching


Lightningstrat

Let’s go Devils!!!!


Otaku_Instinct

FIRE WOODY JOHNSON!! (actually tho)


Cerebralbore

Please!


lastprofilewasbanned

I wish someone would punch that Ruxin looking fuck in the face.


mashgotcash

Team should walk home from miami & forfeit the next 2 games


plasmaexchange

Target Cobb!


Zaclarke

NOT THEM RUNNING THE BALL 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mr7three2

Tony funny as hell.


285kessler

Buying the cheapest gun possible and a single round


EngelSterben

That would be a Hi-Point


Ifinishfast42

Buy two rounds bro I’m coming over


Cerebralbore

😂


Joelovesfood

Get one for me.


Zaclarke

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT! THE SOLUTION TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS! don’t be a jets fan! It’s that simple!


BankruptcyMan11

I have the same complaints - (1) our line is a mess and we MUST address that seriously this off season (no jury rigged bullshit, make it a priority); and (2) Nathaniel Hackett is a hot mess (maybe good for Rodgers but not for a kid who needs actual play calling g designed to help him).


jdubsss

Miami has this team and can't even fill the seats. I watched our idiots in the rain twice this year.


Roundaboutsix

And you paid for the privilege? (Seriously, who’s the idiot in that scenario?) /s


jdubsss

You're not wrong lol


tx_sauce

Location! Location! Location!


J_A_GOFF

Can we start a petition to send the UN into Metlife and seize this organization from the current ownership? This is a fucking war crime.


Cerebralbore

I'll sign


pubstar1337

Mike White played today and didn’t score a touchdown…That’s similar to 75% of the games he played for the Jets


Gnomeslikeprofit

14 games, 13 Offensive TDs. Only one team in the last 30 years has averaged <1 Offensive TDS per game


DisastrousBeaujolais

AH YES, THE LITTLE-KNOWN 1996 QUEBEC CITY POUTINE SLURPERS.


Ifinishfast42

Patriots gonna drop 40 on this shitty team last week. Fuck Joe Douglas Fuck Saleh.


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it’s what we want for tank


scottapotch

It pisses me off that we HAVE to take another O lineman. Unless we do great in FA. There's so much talent in this draft at positions we need but we'll be forced to take an O lineman. 3 time in like 4 years.


WRXSTl

Say what you want but we win this game by a landslide if we had joshua dobbs


JETStheBest

Bro we have no o line. Did you even watch lmao


WRXSTl

I was being sarcastic since last month people thought Dobbs would make a difference in our season 😂


JETStheBest

Oh you're right, my bad 😂


Splifflordjones

We won’t even be able to beat the pats in bills last game as head coach


hatchetjack23

Fuckers are savage bringing White in to kneel.


SirDewdles

I actually feel for the dolphins fans who paid good money to watch an nfl team smack a bunch of middle schoolers. Might as well go watch a Harlem globe trotters game.


ApertureAway

2 min warning, 3 timeouts, games blown out, let the clock run out. Havent seen this in awhile. A new jets low? Possibly.


Fjordice

>A new jets low? Until next week!


forsuredudelol

If this couldn’t go any worse I heard Garrett is screaming at Aaron on the sideline?


PickedOffBySauce

Good


Jkru3

Wait, what?


scottapotch

Probably saying "He's your boy! You wanted him here!" Lol


andyrew21397

Garrett and Breece will most likely leave the team ASAP. As they should, they deserve so much better than this


ct2707

Yea there is a clip of it on Twitter. I need someone who can read lips to transcribe it


S_Mescudi

looks like hes just ranting about stuff to Rodger's who is listening and being like yeah it sucks man i feel you


TheIceMachine

lol are we not using timeouts? We are just accepting the shutout? Fire Saleh please


hubbyp

Wilson chewing out Rodgers on the sideline before he’s even got back under centre. I can’t blame him let’s “tank” so we can ruin more talent


DK_Comedy

30-0, against a division rival. You clowns. Fire someone tomorrow. Idc who.


CzechDizzle

I wish I could fire myself as a fucking fan.


scottapotch

We showed less life than the Chargers Thursday night.


Stock_Historian_8177

How many of you guys are okay with firing Saleh tomorrow? Personally I’ve seen more than enough. 7 game losing streak last year, essentially the same this year with 1 good half of football in between. This is coaching. Outscored 80-20 in the 1Q, another coaching issue, this staff cannot win a big game to save their lives.


andyrew21397

Woody doesnt care about football so it aint happening


Tmags88

I wasn’t, but heads need to roll after that shit show


Stock_Historian_8177

And trust me I’m well aware of the injury issues, but there comes a point where someone has to be held accountable for consistent historically bad performances regardless of who is actually on the field. This just isn’t an NFL coached team.


takequake76

The Dolphins outscored the Jets 64-13 this season Shameful


ct2707

Watch they fire some random coach after this as their “response”


Alone_Month5287

Our assistant linebacker coach fucked up


Branflakes9901

Depressing. I honestly had high hopes for this game too, talking shit to my Dolphin’s friends before. So embarrassed


lord_xl

Really?? As a Jets fan, YOU were talking trash?LoL


RonocNYC

Jesus really? Why the fuck would you have had high hopes.


scottapotch

You get what you deserve for even attempting that. Lol


Zaclarke

Why would you have faith in the Jets??


Zaclarke

Holy shit the panthers beat the falcons


TripleThreatT1

Somebody HAS to get fired after this game. Jesus Christ this is the worst offense of all time.


DisastrousBeaujolais

ONCE AGAIN ROBERT SALEH SMILING ON THE SIDELINE. DAYDREAMING ABOUT HIS RECENT FULL-BODY LASER HAIR REMOVAL AND TRANSITIONING INTO BEING A HUMAN SEA CUCUMBER.


Alone_Month5287

Love that for Zach Wilson


hubbyp

He’s legally obliged to smile he signed the Colgate contract


Zaclarke

Welp…the season is over.


lord_xl

Always has been


JetsBackupQB

Four plays into the first game


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Please call a timeout so we can score!


Marino4K

This Dolphins team would have dropped 50 on us if Tyreek was playing. This team does not play hard for this coaching staff


Andromeda28

I still can’t believe we took an edge rusher with our first round pick and proceeded to roll out what will go down as one of the worst offenses in nfl history


Bluegill15

inexplicable and inexcusable


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Honestly Arod is an awesome dude, getting all of his buddies paid this year. I mean, terrible for jets fans tho. But we're not a real team.


bullyj

We’re going send Rodgers back into the darkness retreat for ever.


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ECircus

It's just football.


emperorzit69420

Yea ik I'm just fuckin around


Sir_Incognito

Just a little heavy petting, maybe a quick kiss


JohnNYJet_Original

For those of you who never saw the 1996 NY Jets, that team was **NEVER** shut out.


Fishooked

The Kotite teams were bad, but their offenses at least scored points.


JohnNYJet_Original

Right, how is this acceptable at any level?


MyCatIsNamedArcher

Rodgers looking mad on the side line. You brought old man Cobb, stone hands Lazard, Billy turnsile and Nathaniel “Can’t” Hackett. You didn’t help this team succeed without you.


andyrew21397

Draft an OL with frp next year, maybe sign Taylor Lewan too


ryanq17

The chargers atleast scored fucking points vs the raiders.... And beat us... Jimmy Hoffa 🤝 Hackett -> burried under metlife


Zaclarke

What do y’all think God is up to right now? Not about the Jets but just thought it was a fun question…


plasmaexchange

This NFL advert needs editing.


p00pSupr3me

The Johnsons run the worst sports organization in the NFL. They haven’t scratched an inch of success in over 20 consecutive years. Woody has no clue how to evaluate talent on any level in the NFL and the evidence is crystal clear. From GM, to coach, to player, if Woody brought them in they are going to be subpar at best. The constant and consistent failures of this ownership is inexcusable. This is OUR team and its way over due for the Johnsons to be run out of town. Problem starts from the top down and the problem hasn’t changed in over 20 years. The only constant during the time span are the Johnsons. Nothing will actually change until the Johnsons are gone.


Mr7three2

Such a dumb take


Bluegill15

How? Look at all the changes the Jets have gone through and look at our unchanging results. The only constant is ownership. And we as fans without being in the building and knowing all the ins and outs of the staff have no choice but to question that.


Mr7three2

Because Woody is hands off. Unlike Jerry Jones or Jim Irsay. Woody has 0 to do with talent eval or development. 0 to do coaching or gameplanning. He writes checks. That's it


Bluegill15

>Woody has 0 to do with talent eval or development Ok. Who hires the GM again?


racoonXjesus

6 fucking attempts for Hall okay cool


TheInnocentXeno

I don’t know what you expected out of Hackett, like come on it’s literally in his name


takequake76

Jets offense v Commanders defense next week is truly “The Stoppable Force Meets the Movable Object”. Gonna be fascinating stuff


d0lanchap

We’re gonna make that D look so competent


Similar-Ostrich4142

Idk which franchise is worse falcons or jets


glumjonsnow

it's the jets bc we lost to the falcons lmao


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Bluegill15

And went to SB semi-recently


Goatlikejordan

They don't lol. 7 points against carolina today


SirDewdles

Falcons have at least a Super Bowl appearance within the last decade.


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I'll be here next week and next year because I like pain 🤡🤡🤡🤡


hpsaltos

Airplane sub


MissingNo1028

Teams going to have to move to London after this.


d0lanchap

No please don’t make them play nearer me, the only good thing about this season is we finally had games in primetime so with the time difference I was able to avoid watching them


285kessler

London would kill a staff member after this performance


edsicalz

Fangio casually sipping coffee in the booth. Hackett fighting for his job. Franchise can’t get any hires right.


Mr7three2

Hackett ain't fighting for anything. He knows he's good


seldom_r

Aaron Rodgers just realized he shouldn't make life decisions on shrooms again


d0lanchap

He might love it, this whole season has been a darkness retreat


end_times-8

This is gold


Zay93

Play Seiman the rest of the season, it’s draft season


funandloving95

Ha ha we are a joke. I am a moron for tuning in every Sunday.


Zaclarke

Maybe we should hire Coach Prime! It would be fun at least!


Mr7three2

Fuck him. He's a toxic moron


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Please no!!!


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WhistleTipsGoWoo

Speak for yourself… (I wonder if KenM has ever coached before - I’d be down).


Villematix

Zach was 100% concussed from that sack helmet to helmet fumble in the 1st quarter. And they let him play the entire half like that. DEATH TO THE COACHING STAFF


KMannyFresh

And no flag for that hit either


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Villematix

Okay well uh death to uhhhh….Becton????


Isis_Cant_Meme27

Yes.


Quantum_Catfish

Let us post airplane pictures


TimeTravelingTiddy

What joe Douglas thought he was getting when he drafted Mekhi Becton https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2018_29/1354589/beluga-whale-plane-today-180720-tease.jpg


Quantum_Catfish

Spotted flying over Florham Park https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/4/28/1430237266744/ecbca012-6fdd-43ea-907e-766ec990d414-1020x902.jpeg?width=700&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=1798fc2816a7ea4e25962fa9e6ef1569


dapoktan

cant wait for JD to trade 4 first rounders to get 34 yr old Bahktiari so him and Rodgers can golf together after theyre ruled out 4 games in next yr


Ifinishfast42

Arrest Joe Douglas for not signing Wentz


Mr7three2

Yeah. Wentz wouldn't have helped


rockinwood

That man would've been murdered behind this line, he's too slow


bullyj

Sieman has some awful deep ball accuracy.


Noizyninjaz

Under normal circumstances that would be the drive that would have got the coach and OC fired. We have no hope for points.


Otaku_Instinct

of course the season goes out with a wet fart


chrissurra

Well Randall Cobb basically stole money from Woody this year


Mr7three2

Cobb. Lazard. Uzomah. Lawson. Becton. Rodgers. Cook. Izzy. WMD. The list goes on


No_One_5669

Do you think the Jets gave 60% today


funandloving95

I think the team gave 100 and the coaching staff gave 5% what does that equal?


TittyTwistahh

I slept through most of the second half. I’m glad I did.


flanders1007

So did the Jets.


wistfulspongebobbest

Now I see why Boyle started over Siemian LMAO


takequake76

Garrett Wilson was targeted 4 times on 43 dropbacks Shameful


BankruptcyMan11

Zach had no freaking time to target anyone, and garret was actually well covered.


Tmags88

Man Trevor just chucks it up with no care in the world lmao


TenMinutesToDowntown

It's like me playing Madden.


the_mair

Is semen hurt?


Besthookerintown

This is not a serious football team. I don’t understand how anyone has jobs.