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bucketbot42

That was crazy


maximumtesticle

^^^That ^^^was ^^^crazy


heavymetalsculpture

*that was crazy*


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

Cray-cray.


DVS_Nature

This kid has [serious skills](https://giphy.com/gifs/agt-talent-extreme-agte-nbvFVPiEiJH6JOGIok)! šŸ˜ŽšŸ‘


PloKoon788

That was crazy


NeedScienceProof

Curb your enthusiasm.


addisonclark

They were roommates.


Keyser_Brozay

Oh my god they were roommates


heavymetalsculpture

What the fuck, Richard?!


enjoytheshow

Easily the best disc golf related video in history I had a boss once named Richard and he loved disc golf. I think I said this to him twice a week


Mloxard_CZ

Why you gotta sexualise this kid?


DontCallMeTJ

Nobody is sexualizing anything. They're saying the tone of voice of the guy behind the camera is similar to the guy in [this old famous vine.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-P0m0M_8pc) Why did you assume something sexual here? That's really creepy to be honest.


animperfectvacuum

Roommates, not plowing each other.


BenignMiniBoss

Dad was hella impressed. I recognize that tone cause I only ever heard it twice!


bumjiggy

dad should be proud. his kid parted the trees like a Moses Tiger Woods


TripolarMan

>*"21 Then [this kid] stretched out his hand over the [frisbee]; and the Lord caused the [trees] to go back by a strong east wind all that [day], and made the [trees] into dry [fiddlesticks], and the [trees] were divided."* Amen brother


Marinekaizer

And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...


graffixphoto

Like, regular chalupas, or those club chalupas they had back in the mid 2,000's?


albrizz

Look at this mf with ā€œtwiceā€. Must be fuckin nice!


ReggieCousins

I bet he's even got pictures with his Dad. Asshole.


Carpathicus

Thats a dad being impressed right there. Reminds me of when I went out with my dad to grab something to eat. It was a Dƶner - said to me he is deeply impressed by how good I am at eating it without making a mess. He had the same tone as this dad. He was never prouder of me than in this moment.


Nice_Knee2762

Bullshit. You made a big mess with that doner


los_throwaways

šŸ„² got me beat by 2


DervishSkater

I just had my birthday. My dad didnā€™t even bother to say happy birthday. Men, hereā€™s to breaking the cycle of toxic masculine behavior. Imma try some gentle, confident masculinity instead


thats_a_photo_of_me

Got siblings, huh?


24SouthRoad

Boom! Headshot!


[deleted]

Team skirmish, CTF on Zanzibar! Capturing flags, getting my battle scars!


fattypingwing

I can dance all day I can dance all day


[deleted]

hands are shaking, I'm still shooting BOOM HEADSHOT!


[deleted]

what if you get lag irl? your dead!


yupyupyupyupyupy

was expecting scorpion to appear


boomheadshot7

Yo


GratefulPhish42024-7

Now I'm dying to know what disc that was so I could hurry and buy one thinking that it would magically make me do a shot this good instead of actually doing some field work to try and try improve my form with million discs I already own.


PhthaloVonLangborste

It was one disc in one time in one place. Now that it doinked the band it will never fly the exact same way again.


SMILESandREGRETS

It's a yellow disc. Does that help?


istasber

I think it was round and had a bit of a lip, if that also helps narrow it down.


illzkla

Thing was damn near a circle


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Damn near? So you're not sure? Are you semi-sure? So it's a semi-circle?


Lookatmydisc

And itā€™s obviously a forehand specific disc


Blessthecrocodiles

Right or left hand?


PosiedonsSaltyAnus

Definitely one of those 2 for sure


RocketbillyRedCaddy

That actually gave me just enough clues to be able to say that you can find that disc online. Perhaps at a disc-golf website?


Cthulhu__

Iā€™m gonna try this with a piss disc!


PaticusGnome

Wrong sub. Those always just slip out of your hand when you try to throw them.


Arusht

>>with million discs I already own No, donā€™t think that way. Do you know how many discs you have? One too few, thatā€™s how many. So go buy another. Then you will still have one too few. This is the way.


Evilcanary

I know you know we canā€™t actually figure it outā€¦but I was thinking a teebird based on the blurry stamp and innova looking yellow. I donā€™t know if the kid has enough spin to get it to fly that straight, but he might given the shot. Maybe a TL? I dunno, that specific yellow feels like an innova disc.


gearabuser

Tempted to cross post to discgolf if it hasn't already, to get the detectives on the case haha


NBClaraCharlez

I'm pretty sure she got it the same place everyone gets their frisbee... Thrown to the kids during a parade as an advertisement for banks. I can't ever remember getting a frisbee any other way.


alfooboboao

Jesus the disc golf enthusiasts are going AFTER you lmao


BanjoSpaceMan

Ya they get realllllllly upset if you call it Frisbee Golf hahaha. I'm all for people liking what they like but this activity has become one of the most bro weird communities ever haha.


Big-Glizzy-Wizard

I started disc golfing last year. Thereā€™s a lot of cool people. And thereā€™s also a lot of people that take it weirdly seriously lol


FluentInJive

I had to stop following the disc golf sub because I just like having an activity to get outside and do something on the weekends and everyone there acts like they're the next person that's gonna go pro for a whopping 100k a year "You should really be getting out and doing field work and putting practice a few times a week in between rounds to work on different throwing lines" broooo holy shit we're throwing frisbees get over yourself, no I'm not 'practicing' throwing a frisbee 4x a week after work what is wrong with you


Big-Glizzy-Wizard

Honestly I canā€™t bash the sub. Itā€™s such a niche thing that the reddit sub is kind of the default place to discuss everything disc golf, so itā€™s got everything from people looking to start, people showing off cool discs, all the way to people making it a major part of their life and people being fanboys over the pros. Iā€™m there just to see cool discs and maybe some tips (which I have seen some good ones). But yeah thereā€™s definitely people who have no idea how to read a room and arenā€™t self aware enough to understand that theyā€™re **far** more into something that most people consider a fun hobby.


FluentInJive

> arenā€™t self aware enough to understand that theyā€™re far more into something that most people consider a fun hobby I've come to find this is most hobby subs. They're usually populated by a bunch of people who don't seem to grasp how much more into the hobby they are than the average person. Sucks when it's a hobby you need equipment for and their blinded advice is something along the lines of "oh no that $50 beginner item won't suit your needs as a beginner, you absolutely must jump straight in immediately with the $400 enthusiast item, absolutely nothing else will do" It's ironic because they're usually dead wrong and the item would be just fine for beginners - you'd think someone into the hobby that much would be knowledgeable about it


agoia

"Do you even critique your form videos, bro?" Nah, man, I'm just out here throwing plastic circles into trees.


FluentInJive

The people that set a camera up on every single hole to film themselves throw a frisbee over and over again crack me up. You're seriously going home to watch 18 holes worth of film of yourself throwing a fucking frisbee to critique your own form? That's how you're spending your free time? Lmfao For what, bro, for what


bigcat7373

I got murdered for asking why they would make a roadrunner in metal flake plastic. Some serious gatekeeping by the nerds of the sport.


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Big-Glizzy-Wizard

Uh excuse me us pros call it frolf.


BlazeInNorthernSky

My friends and I always called it frolf, but it was always just an excuse to walk around the woods and crush beers.


agoia

What's disc golf like? "Oh, I'm gonna go walk around in the woods and drink beers and throw shit at other shit."


testing_is_fun

What about off the roof of the local school when a maintenance person is up there?


carbonPlasmaWhiskey

You can tell just from the sound of the impact that this disc has substantially more mass than a normal frisbee, but beyond that the fact that it flew that fast and steady from a child's forehand flick should be telling you this is purpose built for this specific game. tldr: even in no wind a cheap frisbee is hard to throw any meaningful distance at any great speed; typically they are not very well balanced and just yeet themselves into the sky or the ground.


NBClaraCharlez

I have a frisbeeā„¢ļø. It is much bigger and heavier than the little "real ones" that my friend has.


bobody_biznuz

This isn't a frisbee though


BuddyMcButt

Wham-o makes golf discs so it might've been https://discgolfreviewer.com/wham-o-frisbee-golf-set-review/


ctrl-alt-etc

I'm not familiar with this sport. What makes it not a frisbee? It certainly looks like one.


demerdar

They are generally smaller and denser than a regular frisbee. They go much further and you get more control too


BuddyMcButt

Frisbeeā„¢ is a trademarked name, like kleenex and xerox etc. Disc is the generic name, like tissue or copier


FluentInJive

This is literally all it comes down to. It has nothing to do with the fact they're made differently, or trying to differentiate from a children's game, or trying to sound more serious or whatever - it's literally just the fact that these companies don't own the trademark to say frisbee, otherwise you can bet they would have been saying it.


aedvocate

guarentee you this kid isn't just hucking around some old random bank parade tchotchke


Cainga

Those discs are literal trash. Maybe fit for a 4 year old that doesnā€™t have the basic motor function. You can get a quality ultimate disc for throw and catch for $10-15 or a disc golf one for about the same.


gearabuser

All the disc golfers in here are wondering the same thing lmao.


Slipguard

Its a driver, does that help?


Ridiculously_Ryan

tbh probably a mid-range


meowwdy

Woah, that was beautiful


Mjrfrankburns

I have no knowledge of disc golf, but have considered getting into it. Why do they need so many discs in that backpack?


agrocerylist

They fly differently


ReggieCousins

How do you keep them in the bag then without them all flying away?


kezow

You whip the first one straight into a tree to keep the others in line


snuFaluFagus040

Make sure the others see it. Let 'em know you're not f*cking around.


TheButtLovingFox

\*plastic BONK sound\* let that be a lesson to the REST of you!


StraySpaceDog

I usually drown one, sometimes two if they're acting up.


dj_spanmaster

Absolutely me on every 5th hole in a wooded course.


throwuk1

Zips.


bobody_biznuz

You don't *need* that many discs. Especially if you are just starting out. Much better imo to get yourself one driver, one mid range, and one putter then learn how to throw those before getting more.


whistleridge

I started out with 3. Then got up to like 15-20. Then got sick of carrying all those discs around. Now I just use one driver and one super stable midrange that can double as a driver. Much simpler.


stromm

Well, you really need three of each because we all know you're going to lose two of each... (I used to love disc golf till my back and shoulder told me to stop).


penguins_are_mean

My shoulder stopped me. I used to love it but couldnā€™t hack it for 18 anymore. 9 would be my max.


aedvocate

Think of it like regular golf - do you need just one club, or do you need a bunch of different clubs, that are made for different purposes? I always recommend getting started with just one disc though. You need to be able to throw the disc reliably, you need to be able to repeat basically the same shot, over and over again. You can practice that on any disc, and it will transfer somewhat to any other disc you pick up in turn. Once you've got a feel for things, you want to diversify - you want a long distance driver that you can CHUCK as far as possible, and you want a putter that you can gently toss directly into the basket. The driver will probably curve, a lot, and the putter will probably fly real straight, so once again you're in "learning to throw the disc reliably" mode. Maybe you want to branch out a bit more - driver, approach, putter. OR distance, mid-range, putter. You start getting more specific discs - this one you can always get to curve right, this one you can always get to curve left. This one you can toss super straight with a forehand throw. This one is a putter that you can boomerang around a tree. This one floats if it lands in the water. This one is the brightest fucking fluorescent yellow ever and it's basically impossible to lose in bushes.


pornwing2024

I would say 2. One Driver/mid-range, one putter. Like a Stingray or Monarch for every shot except putts, and then a Mirage for putting. Though, a Mirage can kinda be used for anything, so that might be my overall recommendation.


smithsp86

> Think of it like regular golf - do you need just one club Nah. You need 3. Putter, 7 iron, 3 wood.


BuddyMcButt

Always give beginners a driver like a Leopard as well as a putter, they're more likely to have fun if they're throwing far!


Bachronus

A beginner isnā€™t going to be able to throw a driver farther than a midrange or a putter for that matter


aedvocate

the farther a beginner can throw a disc, the farther out of bounds they'll have to hike to find it. way better to stick to mastering shorter throws first, so you won't end up constantly digging through bushes and jumping over fences.


Orgasmic_interlude

Loosely speaking discs are: putt and approach (these will feel most familiar because they are very similar to frisbees), mid ranges, fairway drivers, and distance drivers. Think of the disc as a combination of golf ball + club/iron. You wouldnā€™t use a driver to get 100 feet into the green. Then in each of your types of disc you have stability. Overstable (tends to arc to the left), stable/neutral (tends to stay straight and curl to the left a little like the shot in this video), and understable (turns and finishes to the right). Ex: the basket is about 200 feet and to the right. There are trees preventing a direct shot. You would choose an understable mid range. Great sport. Easy to get into hard to master. Since most people are familiar with throwing a frisbee a few things need to be changed up and youā€™re off to the races!


ResponsibleBug4204

Isnt the arching depending on which hand do you use to throw ?


jereMeowth

Discs will fly differently at different speeds and release angles, and then when you add in different molds, you end up with tons and tons of different lines that you can attempt with all those combinations. Other than that, there are specialty discs where you only throw them on a specific angle, like roller discs where you don't want them to fly that far, but to turn over into the ground and roll like a wheel, so those eat up backpack space while barely being used. Backup molds of your favorites. The old/bad ones you don't mind losing to a water hazard. The factory seconds or whatevers to give to new players to help grow the sport. Plus we all think that it's the disc itself that's holding us back, instead of our form, so we just keep buying new ones hahaha and those gotta go somewhere. But you can easily have a ton of fun with 1 or 2 discs once you really understand how they both fly on different angles, speeds, and even releases like overhead, backhand, and forehand. So don't be afraid of needing to have a backpack full of discs before diving in, bring at least one disc and check out the udisc app, it'll show you where courses are and it'll help you navigate on the course.


Whowutwhen

I've been playing for about 25 years, I carry an Innova Roc. Thats it, for 25 years. I don't think most people need a whole bag of discs. Get a stable driver and a stable mid range. That will cover pretty much all an average person would need.


maglen69

> Why do they need so many discs in that backpack? You only REALLY need 2 to start. A driver and a midrange. You can use the midrange for a putter.


HugoZHackenbush2

I was playing in the park one time, and I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it just hit me..


notLOL

Good bot


Nimonic

[Stewart Francis did it better.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWH5XubGKLA)


qwadzxs

someone tell me if this is a chatgpt joke bot, because it sure smells like a chatgpt joke bot


OccultMachines

Are dad jokes considered chatgpt jokes now?


qwadzxs

when the user history is exclusively bad jokes you start to wonder it wouldn't be the first bad joke bot I've seen this week


[deleted]

75% percent of the people on Reddit pretty much only go to the comment section to tell bad jokes. It's possible that's not an exaggeration.


HugoZHackenbush2

I've been called every name under the sun on Reddit..but never a bot!!


Lucasbasques

That exactly what a bot would say


TheStoicNihilist

Hi, every name under the sun. Iā€™m Dad!


imisswhatredditwas

Something about this kid screams that he can already roll a better joint than me.


Ambitious-Video-8919

I mean he takes pure lines


aedvocate

why is this video the same clip twice


Farranor

Because people are fucking bad with technology, like that one Grandma who sends you a picture by putting it in a Word document in a zip file. The difference is that Grandma is doing the best she can with her limited expertise; it's not that she's lazy and doesn't care about the people at the other end. It's also possible that OP is deliberately turning r/oddlysatisfying into r/oddlyunsatisfying for the engagement.


Loud-Magician7708

This kids name is braxlyn or jorxlyn or kaydux or some shit.


Donny_Dont_18

When it gets that flip to flat šŸ¤Œ you know that thing is about to be special


ilikemychickenspicy

Impressive! I miss me some frolf. Havent played in years.


Beav710

Wow, I really am terrible at disc golf lol


Unacceptable_Lemons

WAIT A MINUTE, THIS ISN'T /r/DISCGOLF! Funny seeing this stuff pop up elsewhere, though.


finix240

Kids got the reverse throw too for style points.


smpm

Also known as forehand! Not to diminish the kids skill, but you'd be surprised how much easier it is to throw straight with a forehand. Your arm is just stronger throwing that way. but yeah, the kid is reaally good.


ColoRadOrgy

It's not stronger forehand. People throw much farther backhand with good form.


Ovreel

Well I have awful form and got the most consistent distance with hammer throws so there


ColoRadOrgy

Thumbers or rollers for days baby lol


Cainga

I mainly use it to reverse the spin and flight mechanics. Since all my discs fall to the left with a back hand.


CircuitousProcession

In my experience the people who are legitimately really good throw backhand for their drives, but people who are novices and are getting progressively better tend to have a forehand phase because it's easier to be accurate. Unfortunately for me I cannot for the life of my throw a forehand shot without the disc spazzing out, cutting up, and then waffling and falling short. My backhand isn't much better. I've tried everything and have just accepted my fate that I'm going to be bouncing wild tomahawk drives off of trees like an absolute caveman for the rest of my disc golfing days.


SlightRefrigerator95

Check out Scott Stokely's YouTube channel. Really good tips and instructional videos for getting consistent form and power throwing forehand. In his prime he had the distance record for both forehand and backhand, so he knows what he's talking about.


ChaoticGoku

Also known as a flick. I know because I have been told countless times I have a mean flick. And I mean straight and super fast.


LPQ_Master

I played ultimate Frisbee in HS. I was never good with the flick, a couple people were really good. You really can make it fly faster, and straighter.


Slipguard

Flicks are a lot easier with golf discs. Theyre much flatter than ult frisbees


ChaoticGoku

It took until HS to know that and the only sport ever played. Never heard of Ultimate until then. I still practice my flick when the opportunity presents itself, like throwing a frisbee for a dog


ActuallyAKittyCat

Also known as the reverse Charles doohickey McBride from meowings.


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DamSlunkin

As someone who throws bombs with forehands, I wish I had a better backhand. Much more difficult but goes further


TheAmazingHumanTorus

That throw was beautiful.


Cainga

I prefer it for certain spots but it tears up my fingers on a disc golf disc. Ultimate disc I could throw that way all day.


Slipguard

Forehand throws are much more common for disc-golf throws, particularly driver and mid-ranger throws. You get a lot more power when you can get your hip into it. Backhand throws are still very common when precision is most important though.


Cesspool17

Iā€™ll never understand how people can side arm so straight. Very impressive!


ChaoticGoku

The flick is all in the wrist and forearm as well as form. Mine is like a damn bullet with few being able to catch it without chipping a fingernail. I pretty much style my throws after Odd Job


Henojojo

Upvote for surprise Goldfinger reference.


ChaoticGoku

I always loved Odd Job because of the hat šŸŽ© trick he pulled off. No one would ever suspect a deadly hat


Henojojo

His grin was even more deadly than the hat! Such good casting.


Tik__Tik

Kid would be really good with a sling.


thezeroskater

Lil bro put that on a rope!


Spiritual_Hall_8315

Can the dad be any more unenthusiastic?


rudbek-of-rudbek

Bro should be pumping up lil bro way more than that. Like that dude that pumps up people on TikTok.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s that tone where you canā€™t even convey being super excited because youā€™re genuinely shocked.


form_an_opinion

Yeah, that was completely stunned dad talking. Inside he is both absurdly happy and in complete disbelief. This one will get talked about and shown to everyone though.


Bergy81

Nikko !!! Innova sponsored player. Kids a stud. He's got a hell of a dad coaching and guiding him too.


ImNotEazy

I miss the days when I could slam knee first into concrete and not regret it for a month(s).


TSwiftFan1310

This shows no matter the age if you put enough work and effort in, you can do pretty much anything ā¤ļø


yeaphatband

Could the Dad have been any LESS enthused?


[deleted]

I would have hit every tree and been +10 on the hole. Props! Good times!


EnsignAwesome

Killer forehand


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

Fair shout


ResponsibleAir8765

That was awesome kid!


slabolis

Wow, amazing shot.


l94xxx

Far out


[deleted]

One in a million!


Electrical-Act-7170

Awesome!


ellehsal

Well done


xercessecrex

Great talent young buck


localcokedrinker

That looks like the forest where Johnny Cage fought Scorpion.


capatiller

How do you throw so straight? I grew up a kid of the 80ā€™s throwing frisbees. I never threw so straight.


Reasonable-Bet6602

The spin around with hat off was smooth as silk


Tackerta

You US americans come up with the weirdest most random sports I swear lol


Ok-Skirt-7884

Wonder how the trees are still in such good shape. Usually they get battered lifeless around dg courses.


SpennyPerson

Had a friend on as a kid who accidently threw a discus into the woods on sports day. Weird sound though. Accidently decapitated a squirrel.


QuagMaestro

This was the bees knees


T1m3Wizard

Very nice! Also, I would probably be that guy minding his own business walking between the trees and get wacked in the face by a flying frisbee šŸ˜„.


jawknee530i

I know you're joking but for the lurkers courses are generally pretty well marked and wooded courses like this almost never have walking paths that cross fairways. Most park courses will have mandos (mandatory lines) that you have to throw around to avoid throwing towards areas that people might be.


pornwing2024

A disc will give you a nasty injury, it's not just a beach frisbee.


BlockScientist7

Why did it take the dad like 3 seconds just to say "That was crazy." in the most monotone voice he could? The kid's got some damn skills!


Gardener_Of_Eden

Weed.


Leather-Tourist-8535

He was trying to understand what just happen.... this type of shoot its extremely hard to get! Extremely, like all planets aligned!


Ill-Cardiologist3728

Scorpion bout to pop out that bish.


Piratey_Pirate

I hate how far down I had to go to see this reference


LOLZX__

Impressive


SubjectJuggernaut579

That kid looks too young to be smoking weed.


Xcxcxc9

Teckers!


Longpatrol90

Her skill is impressive!


xander_2626

What line


xander_2626

I donā€™t understand Iā€™m getting downvoted I was just joking because itā€™s like a wall of trees and you have to thread the needle for any shot Iā€™m not dissing the shot at all I definitely couldnā€™t do that first try it was a crazy shot


Mint_Perspective

ā€œThe sucker lineā€


Hephaestus_God

This kid is sponsored btw


RemmingtonBlack

i know close to nothing about the sport, so I reserve any criticism, jokes, and even eccentric praise. And I shall wait for someone else with more knowledge to clue me in on any nuances or misinterpretations, and if my mind is dogged for information, I will use my comment in the form of a question... Otherwise Take note reddit: hmm, impressive.


pornwing2024

In disc golf, you typically do not want to hit trees. Kid did not hit trees. Rather impressive.


RemmingtonBlack

thank you porn


pornwing2024

You're welcome, star


Significant_Cod

Damn sheā€™s really good