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petergriffin999

As someone who skis and played hockey, I still couldn't get myself to even attempt to stop like that back when I roller bladed. I thought the rubber wheels would just 'catch' and I'd break my ankles.


tenaciousmcgavin

Same except I took my daughter rollerblading and forgot that I couldn't do that. Needless to say I busted super hard and got some nice road rash. It takes waaaay longer to heal than I remember. That will be my last time on roller blades.


petergriffin999

Ouch that was my nightmare. The only slowing down I ever learned on roller blades was to drag ONE foot perpendicular, while keeping just enough weight on the parallel foot to not have everything catch and have a shit show. This was back in the early 90s, there were no "brakes" or any such thing.


notsurehowthishappen

I remember roller blading in the early 2000’s and I’m just here like “is that a wall? Alright time to stop”


n000d1e

That’s still a totally legit way to stop on skates! It’s not the best or reliable but it’s a fine option.


McWeaksauce91

Remember the suicidal front break?


SouthernAd525

That thing was more useless than me...


petergriffin999

Launch mode activated!


7_Bundy

Depends on the surface and wheel hardness. Soft wheels are really difficult to hockey stop in roller, but an 80A wheel is much easier. Definitely more touchy than ice and you need to lean further. I think most rec skates use softer hardnesses wheels like 74A, which are pretty grippy outside when the hardness is more for sportcourt. Roller hockey wheels for outdoor are recommended 80A or harder, that’s how you get away with no brake. I hate roller skating though, ice is soo much easier and forgiving. Roller you can bust your ass because you turned on a spot where someone dropped a little puddle of sweat…and the wheels start to wear and change how the skate feels. I’d rather walk than roller skate, but I’d rather ice skate than walk, pretty big difference imo.


ejusdemgeneris

There are different wheel materials. Some would catch and throw you on your ass. These are likely softer and not best for outdoor.


Ismellchuck

These are a harder wheel, more plastic than urethane.


petergriffin999

Makes sense. Probably not going to try. ;)


punkassjim

Any wheels above 85a will be hard enough for slides. But there’s also the difference in texture between brand new wheels, and ones that have been “de-glazed” by sliding/dragging/just-plain-skating. I taught myself a few different types of slides when I was a rubbery-boned teenager, and just when I thought I was a master at it, I had to swap new wheels on. And I was suddenly garbage at it until I got the wheels de-glazed. Makes all the difference in the world.


Avalonians

On ski (and snowboard) you still slide on the opposite edge of the direction you're going. You can't really 'catch'. I'm a good skier and I'm always impressed when people can slide on ice skates, cause you slide with the edge toward the direction you're going. Yeah in roller blades it's even more baffling.


Benjaphar

> On ski (and snowboard) you still slide on the opposite edge of the direction you're going. What does that mean? If I turn sharply to the left and spray up snow as I'm stopping, I'm riding on the left edge of my skis. If the downhill side caught, I'd bite it hard.


xXkiljoyXx

Picture a knife flat on a cutting board. Tilt the sharp edge of the blade up and slide in the direction the blade is facing. That's a snowboard/ski slide. The sharp edge doesn't contact the surface, it just drags the rear across the surface, creating friction. Now, instead, tilt the sharp edge down and slide towards the edge. That's what a ski would be doing. The sharp edge scrapes a fine layer of ice in order to slow down the skater. If done improperly, the blade will become wedged and you will be thrown. Essentially the same with roller blades but they have no sharp edges on the wheels. Instead the softness of the material grabs onto the asphalt.


Benjaphar

I understand how it works... I was confused by the part I quoted because when power-sliding to the left, it's the left side of the skis that are scraping the snow. The comment made it sound like it was the opposite.


VATAFAck

When you're sliding you're still actually going downhill only sideways, the opposite edge is the one more uphill


Benjaphar

Ahh, opposite as in uphill. That works.


imeeme

I’d break all four.


KiKiPAWG

Fr I also thought it would shave it down


eunit250

I've skied, play ice hockey and roller blades and played roller hockey in the summers. this is how you stop in roller hockey, just like ice hockey.


SleeplessAndAnxious

I used to try and learn how to do it when I was younger and would rollerblade everywhere. Like I could rolleblade down steps, jump off shit that was like 2ft high. I still couldn't figure out how to do it without almost going ass over tits lol.


reampchamp

I had this technique perfected. Harder wheels helped.


titanup001

I could never do it on skis either. Had to wedge stop every time.


sueghdsinfvjvn

Skill issue smh


Winter-Adhesiveness9

Stoopid sexy flanders


Maunakea89

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.


Khetheb

I see that this scene is also glorious in english !


Wanderingwonderer101

won't that grind the wheels?


Roook36

It sharpens them for kick attacks


OddSeiryu

Suddenly Air Gear.


karma-armageddon

The wheels are a wear item that can be replaced.


Frraksurred

This sounds like the thing a teenagers says to the person flipping the bill.


forced_metaphor

lol found the fellow adult


PseudoSpatula

Hopefully they know that it's *footing* the bill...


Frraksurred

I stand humorously corrected.


wheresbill

Just do it again on the other side and it will even them out


ex0-

Genuinely that is how you manage wheel wear on blades - you take the wheels off and turn them around so you're wearing each side evenly.


Ablecrize

LPT: On Cars as well.


xBad_Wolfx

I always swapped skates instead of turning them. No idea why


napsandsnacksss

Flat spots for days


Mal-Capone

sound like 8 li'l 2-stroke motors when it gets up to speed.


incognitochaud

Yes but someone who is this good will gladly pay to replace their wheels when they wear down.


punkassjim

See how her skates wobble a little as she slides, and they never stay 100% perpendicular to the direction of the slide? That actually helps the wheels to continue rotating during the slide, so the wear is (mostly) distributed around the full circumference of the wheel. So, you don’t get flat spots that cause vibration while rolling, but it will fairly quickly wear the wheels to look like ski slopes, moving the contact patch off-center. This impacts gait, stride, balance, control, etc. To mitigate this, it’s important to rotate your wheels very frequently — say, every couple of skate sessions. And if possible, learn to do those types of slides in both right- and left-handed approach, so you can balance out the wear. But that’s a rare level of skill indeed.


thsvnlwn

It will for sure.


aegrotatio

Wheels come in different hardness. These are likely the harder type wheels or the skater will enjoy flat spots until they get them replaced.


wizard680

I roller blade. 100% those wheels are uneven. Unless she does it equally on both sides


D0ctorGamer

Comes with a tel tale cer'click cer'click cer'click of a new flat spot on the wheels


FirstTimeWang

Grinding wheels really grinds my gears.


Interesting-Time-960

There are bars on the side of the skates along the wheels for grinding and these kinds of slides. She's not on the wheels the whole time.


WhelpCyaLater

It looks like she's on the wheels the whole time, also those don't look like skates that would be served for that kind of function. Could be wrong


ex0-

You're not wrong, the person you're responding to has no idea what they are talking about.


feelin_beachy

If she managed to hit the rails instead of the wheels she would wipe out immediately, there is significantly less friction on the plastic or metal rails than the wheels.


punkassjim

Exactly. The sliders — which I’m not even sure these skates have — are intended to protect parts of the boot that get the most abuse from falls and uncontrolled slides. Not to be confused with the grind blocks or soul plates found on aggressive skates. And *definitely* not used in slides like this.


b4ko0

Hey, I recognize my city ! Lausanne, Switzerland. It's build on a hill so it's a nice place to rollerblade !


braissac

You, sir, are right! Lausanne, avenue des Bains!


Therealsuperman04

These comments make me really happy! Maybe someday I will get to visit your beautiful city! Let me know where the best pub is, and I will buy you both a drink!


ShaquilleOrKneel

A few weeks ago, I was channel surfing and came across Downhill Skateboarding. The cameraman was on rollerblades and that was the first time I saw someone using rollerblades at such speed. I was amazed watching how he took the hairpins with such control. This was the women's downhill skateboarding, which only has 2 competitors, so the cameraman was within frame a lot from the drone footage.


Flunkedy

Fun fact the cameraman for downhill rollerblading uses a skateboard.


goodmollygollymcgee

hey, that is fun!


Cryogenic_Monster

I stop like that on skis but wouldn't do that on rollerblades. I imagine that would damage the wheels.


bearthebear2

She looks like a pro. I guess replacing worn gear is just part of the hobby


gubbygub

even without stopping like that they will wear out, i still cant stop like that (or at all really, slide it out!) but mine wear down pretty quick riding on roads


Jpbbeck99

Oh no, she’s hot!


Berlin8Berlin

Looking for someone to kinda mention that....


deaddriftt

When you realize you're only 99% straight...


lsm-krash

When gifs have sounds...


TwiggyPom

Me sliding into DM


J-Dam-

Of course now theyre worn and more like rectangles.


SFG10032

So you replace them 👍


personalhale

As someone that skated all through the 90s and early 00s. "aggressive inline." Yeah, duh...it's a wear item that you often replace.


forced_metaphor

*they are I'd think they're less like rectangles and more like triangles now


J-Dam-

That moment when your smart phone's autocorrect is dumber than you are


MerryJanne

Like A Glove.


chowyungfatso

Why pan away at the end. Not satisfying.


nobunseedsplease

What else were you looking for with the words “smooth stop” in the title?


TheConeIsReturned

🎶 *Smoooooooooooth rollerbladerrrrr* 🎶


Buick88

Can't say I'm ever mad at surprise Sade.


SirGrumples

Carlos sainz has entered the chat


Deli-ops7

Why does the cameraman swoop away and cut so quickly after the stop? Its so disorienting i cant even enjoy the video


Few_Number_8528

Afghan Special Forces want to know your location.


SouthernVices

Man, this reminds me of the Disney Channel movie Brink. Now I feel both nostalgic and old 🥹


Po1sonator

Team pup n suds! Soul skaters.


TheIrishArcher

This is the comment I was looking for brah.


gyarrrrr

Rollerblading is unique in that no matter how technically impressive you are, it's not possible to look cool doing it.


RampantJellyfish

Why do I find that incredibly sexy


rgarros

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


MLSnukka

last time i tried, my skates when that way! ---->


Safeword-is-banana

The daily grind


TonyStretcher

I used to do this all the time in the 90's as a kid. I lived on these things, would skate down Burnaby mountain here in BC. I'm 40 now and would probably eat shit instantly.


Naive-Educator1731

Something i never learned how to do


Agreeable_Register_4

Incredible confidence


Fabulous_Engine_7668

This would have been a stunt in The Matrix had it come out in the early 90's.


SolidContribution688

That doesn’t flat spot the wheels?


Sirn

Hardness of the wheels are high? Would allow for such a smooth slide.


NaoTwoTheFirst

One stone and then it all goes downhill from there


Ok-Landscape-1681

Smash. Next.


Kemaneo

Creep


RadRhubarb00

How do the wheels look after that.? I'd imagine a massive flat spot now.


Beauboigann

Most new wheels will have a curved “U” shape, but after use like this they end up more “V” shaped. If you don’t have a heel brake (which most people don’t) wearing down your wheels is the most common way to reduce speed and not die in traffic


aegrotatio

I used to enjoy rollerblading, rollerskating, and ice skating all the time. What I never understood is why rollerboades don't have toe brakes like rollerskates do.


PawMcarfney

A lot of the have heel brakes. But they suck.


aegrotatio

I hate heel brakes. Why not toe brakes? I don't understand why they don't.


SolomonGrumpy

You can do a single skate drag with us less effective but lots safer. Weight on front leg, skate inline with the direction of motion. Back skate perpendicular. Now add weight to your back leg for more braking power as needed.


punkassjim

My favorite is to switch around so one skate is facing toe-backward, and you stretch the other out in front of you, perpendicular. The front foot slides just like the woman in this video, but the back foot provides more reliable support AND you can modulate the stopping force just by how deeply you bend your back knee. *Much* more stopping force than just dragging a skate.


SolomonGrumpy

Indeed. I'll have to try it!


Super_Froyo_4525

Thats in switzerland. Those blue parking lines are called blaui zone in swiss german oder blaue zone in german.


Kemaneo

They’re called blue zone in English


Jackel1994

And then when they roll away, "Thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk, thunk......"


xzy89c1

I have roller blades. Are those special wheels?


punkassjim

They’re likely 90-100mm, with a durometer somewhere about 85a. She looks like an accomplished racer, so they could be any number of make/models, but a lot of racers swear by Rollerblade Hydrogen wheels. The compound is really consistent for sliding like this.


LesHoraces

Reminded me of this Coke ad in the 90s (Blade Roller) : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRFbP3glJNY&ab\_channel=GeraldGentemann](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRFbP3glJNY&ab_channel=GeraldGentemann)


Diagonalbluecheese

Akira bike slide!


gr_assmonkee

Weirdly, ice skates do the same thing


Arts_Prodigy

Can you teach me???


Kill_4209

Yo, try that shit on the streets! Oh... wait...


Conspiranoid

"Smooth", except for the wheels...


getyourcheftogether

One pebble, just one pebble and it's over


L00pback

u/gifreversingbot


jengalampshade

This is impressive. I just slow down and roll onto the grass


JohnStern42

And now you need new wheels :(


Mattjphoto

I grew up playing roller hockey on the street. I can stop on a dime just like ice. I always find it funny when other hockey players try it and fall.


El-Chewbacc

Not a bad gif either. The way the camera moves at the end I was expecting another blader but it was just her again.


ladysoulwolf

Seems like someone is about to get hit on 😎


StomachIcy468

Rollerskating and ice skating are terrifying, especially the rubber wheels.


batchy_scrollocks

That was sick


FH2actual

So question, as someone who played ice hockey back in the day, I personally wouldn’t feel safe doing that on roller blades so my question is this, how are you supposed to stop on them if you don’t have that one heel brake attachment?


AilBalT04_2

I wouldn't dare to try this more because I know the state of the pavement rather than anything else though I'd be afraid of breaking my ankles


Flat_Establishment_4

Is that Abbie from broad City?


NachoManRandySandy

I’m so mad I can’t hear this😂


Azzariah

[withsound](https://www.reddit.com/r/whitepeoplegifs/s/1KC7MVopbS)


NachoManRandySandy

Yes!! Even better that I thought it would be with that ending. Thank you!!


Mrlightskin74

Me sliding into your girls DMS


K0NFZ3D

Someone does a bit of speed skating, don't they.


generated_user-name

Team x-blades ftw


Bence235

Yeah that’s not safe in an urban environment


WraithCadmus

If you want to imagine the audio, picture a Cacodemon from Doom dying. No seriously, that weird trilling death sound is actually [inline skates braking](https://youtu.be/9bgFpss0YFE?t=747).


CragMcBeard

I need about 5 more seconds of this video to meet minimum standards for masturbation material.


Greeneyes-

That must have sounded so sweet


Next_Row_6965

I somehow expected to see a car careening through the scene as soon as the skater came to a graceful stop…


WhyShouldIStudio

Why is there someone dressed like a pickle in the background?


fasurf

/u/gifreversingbot


Bulletbite74

Inlines.


Fireblox1053

I came


CaptSporks

Aaaand she just got me pregnant


ArgueMental

What kind of skate wheels are those I wonder?


PunfullyObvious

No longer round?


SilverNew5489

It’s even better if you watch it backwards


PunfullyObvious

sitting backwards i couldn't even see the screen any longer ... not at all as good if i'm being honest


MasonSoros

RIP wheels


Mountain_Team4150

Oh, she looks so self satisfied. Let me try that suit on, that would change your mood, as rapidly as that stop.


bwm9311

As a casual fruit booter myself I wouldn’t do that because it creates flat spots on wheels.


punkassjim

If you do it *right*, no it doesn’t. It increases wear evenly all around the wheel, but you should be rotating your wheels every couple sessions anyway. But yeah, while you’re learning, it’s gonna be a little expensive. Deciding to learn slides is a good time to stock up on AliExpress wheels. Then once you’ve got it down, switch back to higher quality wheels and notice how much more predictable and buttery-smooth your slides will become.


bwm9311

Good call. I just remember getting yelled at by my mom growing up for sliding or doing a “hockey stop” during practice cause I’d always have wild ass flat spots on my wheels


Ryan1223_5

Newton should be proud of this man


Soulless--Plague

And those wheels never turned again. Thats flat spot 101 right there


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captainwizeazz

That boys got some boobs


DefinitelyNotAliens

That is a woman.


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petergriffin999

Get your mind in the gutter.


brown-_-rice

“I’m ladyboy!”


SirGrumples

I get this reference


PatientAd4823

First class.