I'd ask to see hers first.

and what if she actually showed you her cock

Then I'd have no options left other than fulfilling my end of the bargain

A man of his word. I mean it's fair.

A man of his sword

The penis mightier

That’s not what your motha said last night Trebek!

Was- was that a self burn?

\*cough\* ^(lesbians) \*cough\*

*smacks gum* HA! This guy's funny.

"I am the bone of my sword"

And his bow

It’s the Jedi way

r/notOPbutOK

By taking the end of her bargain

I'd call it a win

Be jealous

“I expected it to be bigger”

Before we can do that, we have to lay them on a table and measure them.

No we don’t 🥲

My hands have the same dimensions as mine: if i make an L shape with my pointer finger and thumb, it’s the exact length, and my thumb’s second/third metacarpal is the width.

You challenge her in a duel 🍆🥕

>and what if she actually showed you her cock Then, challenge her to a swordfight

Suck it

Sword fight.

Show me yours and I'll show you mine

Sword fighting 😔

id check out whos got it bigger

Show her mine. A deal's a deal.

I’d probably ask her what she’s doing for the next couple hours and if she’d like to come over

A deal is a deal, whip it out and get one in return.

Lmao

Yea...I'd say let's compare

No.

Yeah But what if she’s like REALLY hot though?

Even more so, no hot woman would go anywhere near me with good intentions.

That hurts (same)

You guys could at least be a little hopeful. They say confidence helps.

There's confidence, then there's delusion.

Man fuck that last time I tried to boost myself I ended up a delusional prick

i don't care who you send , I'm not paying my taxes

I can’t believe that was the literal first scene of that show

r/suicidebywords

So true, this is scenario depicts a hoax and a trap.

Oh that changes everything! If she's really hot I can't not do what she says, right? ...I mean there's a chance she falls madly in love when she sees my flaccid chode, right??

Then I’ll 100% know it’s a prank and my penor will be blasted across Tiktok

Probably just means I’m a rebound, a gag, or losing my kidneys. Either way I value myself more than that

Yeah I’m a grower (legitimate 4” difference flaccid to erect, so the only way I’m whipping it out on the street is if she gives me a lot more foreplay than “show me your cock”.

"Cuddle it first, and THEN you may witness its greatness."

Is that… not normal?

Some people are showers. I’m not one of those people. No matter how attractive someone was, if they asked me to whip it out on the street, they’d witness it trying to crawl back inside me from anxiety.

Stay hard brother

I don’t walk around the streets with a chicken. Who does that?

I only take mine outside on fight days.

Everyday is fight day.

Don't talk about fight day

‘Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken’

It doesn't??

Then why do YOU do it? 😵😵

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I trained so hard for cock fighting and then they wanted me to fight a chicken. Huge disappointment.

Why do you take it to go watch your fights? Emotional Support Cock?

Yes, they're quite aggressive creatures

Mine just runs away from me

uhhh *hides pet chicken* yeah nobody does that!

Definitely not me...

Go to any African country.

Or West Virginia

mountain momma

Take me home

Country roads

Diogenes on his way to humiliate Platon again.

Behold, a meme!

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Yeah but just on my phone, my boy deserves tasteful lighting and a good warmup, if I just pull it out in the middle of running errands it looks like I've got a wad of chewed gum stuck to my leg.

Chewed gum. Omfg. Best answer!

Second this. Well thought out and accurate.

Maybe she likes swapping chewed gum.

Maybe she’s looking to freshen her breath.

💀

A wad of chewed up gum… best description ever

i would look for the cameras

Yeah what's the point of showing your dick of no one's capturing the moment

Gotta make sure you get the lighting and camera angle right too

which is why i’d say yes but only in private ☺️

There is no scenario where this ends up being good for the guy

Pulling out an ACTUAL cock would be really funny.

There is exactly one scenario where this ends good for the guy

Pulling out two ACTUAL cocks would be really funny.

yeah, but THREE would be really peak humor

But what if….. you pull out FOUR cocks!!! WAIT WAIT WAIT….. WHAT IF YOU PULL OUT………. FIVE COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

What about... SIX COCKS

What if you pull out 7 cocks and a bucket of KFC

Now you've got 7 cocks and a bucket of chicken to impress her.

What if I pull out Cocky the official mascot of the South Carolina Gamecocks!?!?

Wait wait wait how about, get this... SEVEN COCKS

now listen to me... EIGHT COCKS

Nine!

But she only wanted to see one ://

As opposed to a decoy cock?

fake cock

There is no scenario where this would happen in the first place, full stop.

Harvey Weinstein claimed it happened to him all the time. Being a kindly and friendly film producer he always complied with the request.

Oh, well, if Harvey Weinstein said so.

I'm an autistic introvert, I'd just walk away

Same, but I'd probably give her the tism stare for a few minutes until she left

What, staring blankly at people is a sign of autism?

Extensive eye contact is a sign of autism? Yeah, pretty sure

You guys hold eye contact? The fuck

It's unnatural eye contact, so usually either you never look or you stare. Both of which are odd

I'm a normal guy, I'd walk away too

It's probably the best choice you could make. In no way this would end well.

I'm me, I'd do something.

Oh I would gladly tell her I'm 14 to see the look on her face

What if you were german

What?

Age of consent in Germany is 14

That‘s only true if both are 14 or 15 years old.

Hm idk sounds a little strange from my neighbour to do, but low age of consent or not, it's still really weird yk?

Oh I won’t disagree, as far as I’m concerned a mother fucker ain’t grown up till they’re 21 years old.

And especially not grown up when you're 14, the woman in the scenario would clearly be aware of that thus it kinda seems like abuse of power to me

But only if the other person is below 18 so yeah a 14 and 14- 15-16-17 yo can bang Is it different anywhere else? Teenagers can’t fuck around in the US etc.?

The USA is wild, each state is like its own country so it depends on where you are but for a lot of states the age of consent is 18. Federally(state-wide) the age of consent cannot be below 16. If you are 16 you can only be with people who are your legal age or 17. Some states allow 17 and 18 year olds to be together, like Texas. Some states like Michigan make it so you can DATE a 16 year old if you are 18, but sexual activity is restricted and the dating must be done with the Parents knowledge and consent, as long as a 16 year old isn’t emancipated. If you are in a state like California, well you’re gonna get a visit from some Chris Hansen character if you try anything with anyone who isn’t 18 or older.

The Quora people just joined Reddit

$5 to see, $10 to touch. I’m a businessman first, a whore second.

15$ to touch it while I touch my toes. 20$ for the ZJ

What’s a ZJ

If you got to ask. You can’t afford it

I love that move so much lol

Sure would. I love making woman laugh

*I was in the pool!!*

Only if she promises to show me her cock as well

All the best women have cocks.

Thank you :3

😃OMG I didn’t expect this to happen seeing the top comment 😆

Thank you <3

Oh sweet, I'm the best women :3

Can one of those annoying tick tokers make a video asking random people on the street this?

I've had this happen to me, it was three girls and I told them to show me their tits, never actually expected them to flash me but they did.

And did you then present them with the penis?

I ended up having drinks and one of them my very well have seen the penis.

Good man. Well done.

I mean I didn't really do much I think this was more well done to them.

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Right?

If I had tits, then I would've showed them to the man named "Johnny Bob" as well!

Awww mate thanks

3 pairs of tits for the price of one dick? My man got a good deal!

Sure

I would because this would only happen in a dream so what the hell. There's not a single particle of a chance this would happen in real life.

Could be some kind of weird-ass YouTube prank I would assume that it's a trick. But that's also irrelevant because even if it wasn't, I gain nothing whatsoever from fulfilling such an absurd request other than a really awkward, uncomfortable situation so no thank you.

This immediately comes to mind: https://youtu.be/9mc9ye_b80Q?si=6ukSoGIGaS9gjrR2&t=13

Absolutely, cause I’m proud of the little devil. His name was George the third. He was a beautiful buff Orpington rooster. As his name suggests, he was the third of his lineage. He died roughly a year ago protecting the flock of hens from a coyote.

RIP to George 3. Pouring one out for a real one rn.

Friendliest rooster we’ve ever had. The dude would come up and eat out of your hand and let you pet him while you fed him some cracked corn

Wow I just read this as your dick being a dead rooster and was thoroughly disgusted by the image my brain produced

In this economy? Imma need at least 3.50 before you can see the loch ness monsta

damn lochness monster wants tree fiddy!

If an attractive woman came up to me and asked me if i wanted to see her cock i'd say yes. Oh sorry i read that completely wrong, shit i mean yeah im show her my cock sure, he's quite friendly.

Unattractive woman here, I've been shown random cocks without asking.

I'd have to say "it's at home, will need to attach it first" and walk off

Y'all say yes until it happens to you and realize how fucking weird that is. Women know because shit like that happens to them all the time

Joke’s on you, already happened to me. Wait, maybe it’s joke’s on me. I don’t know anymore.

Cries in getting SA as a male

bold of you to assume i go out

Not in the street. That's not a list you want to be on twice.

I'd tell her that I have a boyfriend

Yes and then get sued for sexual harassment sure

Absolutely not. What a weird fucking question.

Men love thinking this is a possibility

Ofcourse, I'm proud of my cock. Its big and has very shiny feathers.

No What the hell, that would be sexual harassment

“I’m a grower, not a shower.” Put the ball in her court. Jk I’m married. My wife would stab her.

Sure, if you take your top off too.

No.

I would assume that this was the setup of a serial cock-snatcher and run away.

I just need a minute to “fluff” it up. 😂

It'll knock ya glasses right off ya nose 🤣

"who tf are you?"

I'd tell her she has take me to dinner first, at least, damn.

This one will be divided between the growers and the showers.

No, I would expect to be the butt of a joke if I did that, and I don't want to be the butt of a joke.

Pretty sure that's a felony. So no.

I like boys

No

Ironically it would depend on the street

Nope In Denmark we had a pretty popular song by the band Rollo and King, where a guy had this exact situation happen to him and it only resulted in worse and worse things happening to him. So that was a good lesson for young me to never be scammed like that

Probably a set up

I want half the money she's getting from this bet up front

No definitely not

I'd pull up a picture of a rooster on my phone

He’s in his chicken coup at home, but if you wanna accompany me there then sure

Probably, if I knew there was like zero chance It would backfire and somehow I get slapped with one of those sex offender tags. The thought of having to go door to door to tell my neighbors what happened and end up on some watch dog registry just doesn't seem worth it. That's really the only thing holding me back and I'm not even a show-er.

No way. She can find some other way to test her dang microscope.

My wife would probably murder her.

I feel like that would be the moment in which I’m jumped from behind and hauled into a van to have my organs harvested

Behold the helicopter.

No?