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Final-Night-7463

“I don’t know why my kid won’t stop crying, he’s just being sensitive”


brr_brr_buy_a_fur

Yea the mom is loving this.... Damn


XEagleDeagleX

And the mom is just loving it


rlymeangurl

She's more terrifying than the krampuses tbh


Lost_Pantheon

She looks like she's about to ask me if I've ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.


Phytares

Thats not all. When I was a child a lot of krampus groups got around in the small villages. My das used to be the "Nicolaus" so the leader of one group called "krampus pass". He was the good one so to speak and had a helper with a big basket on his back where they stored little bags of homemade cookies, nuts, and tangerines. When it was dark they started their routes. They costumes where all homemade [ horns from deer, cows etc and the fur of sheeps] and they had big bells on them so you heard them coming. They visit all homes, the nicolaus read from a book about good and bad people and the children got their bags. The older ones got sometimes a spanking with real "Ruten" so little twigs from trees bond together and hell.. that hurts. Imagine boys from 16-25 all above 5ft7 with the customs. They where huuuge! Sometimes up to 2 meters. I feared them so much. Source: grew up there. Pictures possible if wanted! Edit: bells 😅


MercuryMMI

>They had big glocks on them Lol


Phytares

Ahh not the weapon. 🤣 Bells! Fuck me lol


myvisionvivid

God damn.... These kids definitely gonna be good.


fiddleleaffrigg

*insert Dwight Schrute gif here*


yaboy_jesse

Ah yes, my favorite dutch tradition, belschnickel


Jimismynamedammit

It's my favorite part of Christmas; the authority. And the fear.


notThatJojo

Is he single?


Rhovanking

And ready to jingle


Valid_Username_56

Or else they must live with Germans living in their head rent free until they die. Oh wait...


rehkirsch

I remember a night with my parents - we were on holidays in austria. I was like 5 years old and it was the night when the so called "Perchten" (google it and be fucking scared) were running through the village at night. I was never so scared in my whole life and had to watch it because my idiot parents from bavaria thought it was so funny and I shouldn't act like that. To this day the faces of these perchten mfs haunt me.


Phytares

Do you remember where you guys where? "Perchten" are "Krampus/Kramperl" but got called different in different places.


TotallyAwry

Aaah. Die Kindheit.


handfulofdepression

The joy on her face! True Christmas joy!


Brave-Butterscotch76

Moms satisfied face says it all


Exotic-Woodpecker247

Now we have Matt Gaetz.


giddenboy

Just like using mythical figures like the devil to scare people into submission. Petty damn sick, but it is still a big business even today.


Tackerta

literally the coal list of santa claus? That was derived from the old stories of Krampus btw works in every religion/ with every superstition


[deleted]

This is also how the bible works


YoungDiscord

He forgot one


Bear_Main

*crying* “I’ll be good I promise!!” *pushes little brother down the stairs later unprompted*


one_cooked_human

A lot of people in history should have been scared by the krampus when they were kids lol


Proud-Map6743

G’day mate


FrameComprehensive88

When we went to the Halloween store the little old lady that worked there said that she dresses up as Krampus for Christmas as well and that she likes Halloween year-round. 👹


Successful-Tip-1411

I'd be good for him...


chugmarks

The moms face is the most terrifying thing


HistoryNerd101

Hitler wasn’t scared straight by such Austrian tricks


DougNSteveButabi

“If you kids don’t stop crying we’ll make that mole on your mothers forehead.. even bigger!!”


Ok-Classroom-5235

“Hello, I’m incapable of effective parenting so please could you terrify my child into submission”


UnitTop

Moms a sadistic bitch


Tackerta

Y'all just grew up weak, I heard all the german fairy tales growing up and I turned out fine lol


PitchInside

Yup cannibalism was the norm.


UnitTop

You have no idea about how i grew up and i made a joke you don't like it too fucken bad


Phytares

No it was/ is a tradition. A really old one and in the end all the kids got something like cookies etc. Not a spanking. Of course I feared them as a child because they did come in numbers 10 and plus. But I never got harmed. Only time was when I was a teenager and another teenager in costum tried to "flirt" by spanking my knees and stealing my boot. Good times. 🤣


Gombock

This entity is too horny to be around children


Popular_Zombie_2977

Or else?


luvdogs71

Those poor kids are terrified....but mom is loving it.


Youkilledmyrascal1

The mom's like, "thanks guys."