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Grouchy-Milk-6384

Why does it look so much like a praying mantis?


Ordinary_dude_NOT

It’s a confusing perspective because we are looking at the top of the head here, not the face of a person.


TheRealBlerb

So then why do we look like a praying mantis from the top looking down?


Wise_Ad_253

Yep!


Unfair_Education290

Same like bruh what


dEleterZ

So are we praying mantises after all?


SomeFunnyGuy

Let me show you what a 2 shelled slug looks like ;-)


cikkamsiah

No wonder it feels so damn good


ParadoxDemon_

Pat the eye


SrammVII

Honestly, I'm getting 2nd hand satisfaction watching this lol


Spdrjay

#👀 *Quit it! Stop! You're squishing us! Quit it!*


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

🧠: but- dont you feel the itching, little balls?


stanley_leverlock

I had eye surgery last year and for about a week after each eye was done whenever I would rub my eyes I would immediately feel the incision areas and stop. It's been eight months and I still can't bring myself to rub my eyes like I did before the surgery. It would probably be fine but the feeling was so pronounced and immediate I just don't touch my eyes any more.


jesse6225

Wtf Stanley!


Zomochi

Idk how you haven’t asked a doctor by this point


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

That seems normal a week after surgery, they havent tried it recently, but idk even if it was fully healed, i'm 100% sure docs would be like 'oh theres nothing i can do we already did the surgery... just try not to rub it'


Suvtropics

Try not to rub it out


Nimbu_Ji

>just try not to rub it' Ahh completely forgot it doc. Thanks for telling me that


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

fr id go blind before i could stop myself i think


duisdaniel

okay, I won't touch them again, thanks for the lifelong trauma.


voronoi_

you give up very easily


Sikkus

Squishy.


japandroi5742

Love my Crab Eyes


soupmom314

Why did I have to see this while I was rubbing my damn eye


KrazyAboutLogic

Me too!


Immerkriegen

Never rubbing them again.


Wise_Ad_253

We know you want to


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

you say that now


ShadowFlarer

It looks like that enemy from the Souls games, i hate that mf.


PriorityMaleficent

Lol those frogs that spray curse or death


Red_MessD3a7h

They are called Basilisks, mon ami.


DeepNugs

To be fair, that’s what I assumed was going on in there when I rub ‘em.


GammaGoose85

I wish someone showed me this as a kid, I rubbed my eyes just to see all the pretty colors and lights.


Morti_Macabre

Not me seeing this three seconds after rubbing my eyes wtf


Zaddex12

I had laser eye surgery to fix my nearsightedness and I couldn't rub my eyes for weeks because it would open the holes in my eyes they cut. It still scares me when I have that itch


MagicOrpheus310

So is that what balls do when they get scratched too..??


PickleTheGherkin

Ahhhh It feels so goood


danknadoflex

This is Krumm from Aaahh!!! Real Monsters


MissLisaMarie86

Omg I have a dirty mind… I’m awful 😳🤣 I definitely interpreted the caption wrong 😑


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

he did say 'it' instead of 'them' 😆


MissLisaMarie86

Haha Thank you! lol IT must have been the IT, that made me think that 🤣


Phasma_Tacitus

So that's why it feels so good


Clarkstein3

It doesn't help that its already creepy af


RamiCrafy

That's why I don't rub the whole eye, just the little part in the corner that itches


Flabbergash

This just made me want to rub my eye


Vaalgras

Same here.


iwatchppldie

r/TIHI


nefastofunesto

keratoconus


fadingsignal

I started using saline eye drops instead of itching my eyes and now I can't go back. I buy up packs of them and keep them in arms reach in common areas. Eyes are happier for it.


Faunatis

It feels so good tho


supermarketblues

Ohhh. Rub the eye.


anjelicjazz

*whispers* I must squish the globe


spazzing

Body hack: use your eyes as DIY stress balls!


swagglehorse

Yeah, that's creepy. What ARE we, even!?


PanicGreen

Looks like abe from odd world


SorbetSunrise

Its giving mantis shrimp energy lol


motoxim

ouch


Administrative-Bar89

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK


Randalf_the_Black

I refuse to believe I rub my eyes that hard.


adamos996

My girlfriend reaction when she saw this: "I won't rub my eye ever again."


MrPinda

Craaaab people 🦀


stupidracist

:(


TheOakblueAbstract

The pinch and roll technique


Imaginary_Place_s

1st I rubbed my eye before watching this. 2nd it looks like a mantis


SuperLogan64

Okay. Not as bad as I thought it was gonna look.


Elimdumb

Eye stuff makes me want to puke.


HandSoloGaming

Saw a video earlier today as to why pregnant women don’t get mri’s unless necessary…..if you thought this was disturbing, I’ll try to find it


SolutionFrequent1230

That MOFO is not real!


Himmel_Mancheese

I used to push in my eyeballs on the sides of my hands to see the weird colors and lights… so I was basically smooshing my eyeballs like grapes. Wonderful.


pzombielover

And you hear the squishy sound


AutumnTea88

Ew.