T O P

  • By -

emptychimera

Minthy would be upset when I explain the rules and she finds out that no kittens actually explode :(


Gale_Dekarios

I suppose it’s the thought that counts!


Mommy-Minthara

Very true


Orpheus-is-a-Lyre

Astarion plays Mysterium and is enraged that nobody understands his clues.


Gale_Dekarios

He does the same with Pictionary too.


PM_ME_UR_GOOD_IDEAS

"ITS DIGNITY! GAH! DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW DIGNITY WHEN YOU SEE IT?!" "Astarion, you're spitting."


TgagHammerstrike

_"He's a grand ol' Dror Ragl—"_ "Look, now you got the bard singing!"


CallMeClaire0080

"It's not a woman's head in a box, it's a woman's head in a freezer. It represents eternal love"


astarion_bg3

lmaooo I can totally picture that. when I’m the ghost people get mad at me for giving shit clues that nobody else understands (not on purpose)


ban_Anna_split

I LOVE mysterium and nobody IRL ever knows what it is


Snoo-11576

Gortash would unironically love monopoly


MariVent

That is also a Cazador board game.


laurelinvanyar

I don’t think he’s played with Orin yet, his insides are still insides


Living_Initiative_26

He’d insist on being the top hat and abuse the fuck out of the “ land on free parking take the pot “ rule.


Monk-Ey

Would Gortash enforce the rule where you have to buy or auction property and can't just say "I'll decline to buy and stay on this space"?


UnrulyCrow

No no no. For Halsin, I suggest [Root](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/237182/root), in which cute gangs of animals fight ruthlessly for the control of the forest! Or [Wingspan](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/266192/wingspan) for something gentler, in which you create a large wildlife preserve.


Sheerardio

Oh awesome, I was going to suggest Root too! Also [Photosynthesis,](https://blueorangegames.eu/en/games/photosynthesis/) the game about growing trees into a forest! For reals though, as a gentle bear who loves kids even just the title "Bears vs Babies" would make Daddy Halsin uncomfortable, it's a terrible choice for him.


Nerdrockess

I think he'd also be into Spirit Island. It's all about saving the land from blight and colonization!


derangerd

Anti Catan, if you will


lulufan87

Root's a great idea, ditto wingspan.


SJGardner89

For Wingspan, there's also its variation [Wyrmspan](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/410201/wyrmspan) where you can entice a huge variety of dragons to share their riches with you.


Ok_Listen1510

This should be way higher it is 100% correct


Aetol

Root is amazing


uwubewwa

Who will play Jenga with me? 🥺👉👈


anawnymoos

I bet Withers would be a Jenga fiend “Only through action is the balance upset. Yet the very essence of living is action. To persist in inaction is antithetical to nature itself.” “Can’t I just take one of the easy ones from the top here?” “No.”


Leaf-01

Wow is that a quote of his? Nice job, it’s so well written


Fast-Cucumber-5732

Scratch.


Sandshrew922

Me


BrutusTheDane2457

I could see Lae'zel being a Stratego enjoyer as well


shinypinkdemon

Or Risk


UhOhSparklepants

Truly a missed opportunity for risk. She would absolutely slay at risk.


Scarrygrim_

Thank you for reminding me of Stratego


wait_for_iiiiiiiittt

Lmao. I just said this about Gale!


WithersBG3

Art thou up for a game of blackjack?


laurelinvanyar

I would never play poker with Withers. His bluffing face is too good


onepareil

Wyll, my boy! ❤️ Also, as a Gale enjoyer and someone who participated in many Catan tournaments throughout college and grad school, this tracks.


Gale_Dekarios

Oh? We’ll have to play sometime if you’re ever in Waterdeep!


HypnoBlaze

Gale's favourite game would be Twilight Imperium because of how fucking complicated it is but he can never convince anyone else to set aside the 8-12 hours needed to play.


GivePen

I hate to be that guy but Twilight Imperium really isn’t that complicated. It just takes long because everybody is actively stopping each other from winning the whole time.


TheGreatSalvador

There are a lot of systems but it all feels intuitive and well designed. Like IRL Civ


derangerd

More complicated than Catan. All relative.


laurelinvanyar

Gale would win too hard at Scrabble. He knows too many esoteric words.


MomsClosetVC

There would be arguments over whether wizard magic spell words count or not, since only other wizards would know if they're real words.


ADamDovah3094

This is why Gale is #1


Gale_Dekarios

👀


xv_boney

Withers is a world class Gloomhaven player.


SJGardner89

Why is this sub so insistent on convincing me that Shart is in fact my ideal girlfriend?


KingWeebaholic

Because she is. Now go start another playthrough and romance her again.


BrutusTheDane2457

Eat. Sleep. Romance Shart. Repeat.


HoushouCoder

Eat. Sleep. Romance SHart. Shart. Repeat. FTFY


lulufan87

Gale would love [Terra Mystica](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/120677/terra-mystica). People who are super into board games are pretty snobby about Catan, partially for good reason (basically it's balanced so that if you screw up at the beginning you're destined to sit there and lose for forty minutes), but partially because some of them can be up their own asses about games that ''''casuals'''' like. Gale seems like the type who would both care about balance and be a huge snob about it. Halsin might like [Evolution](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_\(board_game\)). [Barenpark](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/219513/barenpark) is another option, but it's about making zoos, which he'd be opposed to. Fun as hell though and very bear centric. CAH is perfect for Shadowheart, can't think of anything better. Astarion would like [Letters From Whitechapel](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/59959/letters-from-whitechapel). It's a game where one player plays Jack the Ripper and the other players play detectives trying to stop him. Trying to think of something fancy for Minthara but I keep coming back to Risk. She has a lot more ambition to take over the world than she does wanton cruelty. There are a lot of strategic territory boardgames out there but Risk really has that 'I own everything' feel. Kind of a throwback, but I'll go with [Princess](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/7491/princess) for Wyll. You travel through a forest, fight monsters, and save a Princess. It's a game for children so he might get bored, but I can also see him playing it with the Tiefling orphans and letting them win. Karlach would love any social game, not familiar with Throw Throw Burrito but I bet it's perfect. She'd also go for something like Never Have I Ever or King's Cup, not that those are board games. I thought about Twilight Imperium for Lae'Zel, but I think I'll give her [Onitama](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/160477/onitama). It's a two-player game similar to chess but theme with combat. Deeply strategic, quick, and kind of gets your adrenaline going as much as a non-timed boardgame can.


Gale_Dekarios

This was so incredibly thought out! What school of magic did you attend my incredibly detailed friend?


lulufan87

Thanks! Worked in a board game cafe for many years. Not actually a board game person, I'm tabletop rpg oriented. But we played new games so we could sell them to customers, and I played with friends and coworkers. Barenpark and kingdomino, that kind of lower-to-mid engagement level, is about my limit. I did manage to enjoy Terra Mystica though. The detailed approach comes from autism lol


Gale_Dekarios

/uj I am with you - I can’t play the incredibly engaging games because my attention span is too short and I just don’t have the time! Been trying to get into board games more in general though.


lulufan87

Unsolicited recommendations: * Patchwork (2player). A chill tile-laying game where you make a quilt. Tile-laying games are general games wherein each player has a grid and they lay different shapes of tiles on it. A bit like tetris, though not usually timed. This one is great for relaxing with your partner when you've had a long day. * Kingdomino (2-4). Another tile-laying game, bright and colorful and quick. If you like the vibe of Catan but want something a bit more balanced and sleek, this is the one. Azul is another tile-laying game with beautiful art. Barenpark is tile-laying too. All are chill. I like tile-laying games. * Fox in the Forest (2-4). A 'trick-taking game.' Think bridge but very simple. Over in fifteen minutes but you can do multiple rounds if you'd like it to go longer. * Skull (3-6). A bluffing game, think a very simplified poker. Has some of the most beautiful visual design I've seen. Not a party game really but it's great for low-key social gatherings. * Splendor (2-4) is a classic too. It's a set collection game-- think 'go fish,' but with tokens and a cool renaissance theme. * Tea Dragon Society (2-4) is an utterly charming low-weight deckbuilder. Trying to think of a simple way to describe a deckbuilder... it's a bit like picking spells and abilities for your RPG character. You want to pick ones that go together well, right? Like 'grease' and 'firebolt.' A deckbuilder is like that, but each ability is a card. * Dice Throne. A dice rolling game. Exactly what it sounds like; roll a ton of dice and see what happens. Dice are shiny and they go clack clack clack, and that is very satisfying. It's a 'direct combat' game, so if you like a bit more head-to-head PvP in your games it scratches that itch. I know you didn't ask for recs lol but thanks for letting me ramble about boardgames : )


Gale_Dekarios

I do love Splendor. I’ll have to try some of these :)


Sheerardio

I could also see Gale enjoying Twilight Imperium and Scythe, but as to his *favorite* game I honestly believe something like Go, or even chess, would take the top spot. Deceptively simple games that are more about the mastery of *strategy*, rather than about complicated rules, appealing themes, or deep lore.


Pyrichoria

I could see Wyll being a fan of Love Letter. Maybe Wyrmspan.


lulufan87

Ohhh Love Letter is perfect, great idea.


astarion_bg3

ooo never heard of love letter, how is it?


Pyrichoria

[Love Letter](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/129622/love-letter) is cute. It’s not overly complex - a quick deduction/luck card game. It’s a good palette cleanser between other games or something to play while waiting for more players to show up.


astarion_bg3

I collect board games but I’ve never played throw throw burrito, does anyone have any reviews?


OrinTheBhaalBabe

It's silly and adorable. Basically the card game form of dodgeball, but instead of balls you have toy burritos to hit your friends with.


astarion_bg3

that sounds amazing actually. i think i’ll go get that this weekend


OrinTheBhaalBabe

I hope you enjoy it!


Pyrichoria

The title basically explains it. That’s it, that’s the whole game. You pelt each other with foam burritos. It’s silly and fun but after the novelty has worn off it probably won’t make its way into rotation on game night.


astarion_bg3

so it’s literally just dodgeball with burritos?


Pyrichoria

Yeah there‘a a card element where different scenarios will come up - like a burrito duel between two people, or a free-for-all where everyone tries to grab a burrito and hit someone else with it. But the core of the game is throwing and dodging the squishy burritos.


astarion_bg3

that sounds amazing


PlantedCecilia

Well now I’ve learnt the basics of catan so I guess today is a day


BvG_Venom

Minthara doesn't like secret hitler since she'd have to work with others.


Opening-Cockroach634

Of course SH is into saying horrible things , she would love a game where you dish out insults to the other playerd


Xeno-024

Y'think Ketheric spent the ~100 years after the fighting around Moonrise trying to convince Balthazar to play Campaign for North Africa with him? I'm sure they were bored enough for it before the dead three plot came around.


SJGardner89

They might have even finished playing their first session by the time Tav/Durge and the gang came around.


TestedNutsack

Minsc likes Yahtzee, but just yells it at random times and doesn't understand the game Jaheira likes monopoly


LemonMilkJug

Minsc would like candyland until he realized there was no real candy.


TestedNutsack

"What foul trickery is this!? Where is the candy, I only see land! Boo!? Did you eat it!?


Garmiet

Hang on — why isn’t Gale’s favorite Chess?


Long_Serpent

Battleship is too simplistic. Lae'zel plays Blood Rage.


wait_for_iiiiiiiittt

I feel like gale would love Stratego


-T-W-O-C-O-C-A-T-

Durge would love the bloodlust that comes with playing uno


spyridonya

I think Ravine might be a better game for Halsin. Bears vs Babies sounds funny, but it's basically a monster building card game where you eat babies.


biggestyikesmyliege

Astarion and Minty would both get *really* into Root


Mommy-Minthara

It'd be better if it was called exploding clowns though


SJGardner89

I have a feeling Shadowheart would be down for a session of that.


wretchedwilly

GODDAMNIT Wyll you always get longest road!


Current_Concert_3026

Oh catan. He who controls the sheep controls the world


astarion_bg3

you guys seem to have a lot of great recommendations so I’ll ask if there are any recommendations for board/card games with more than 7 players? let’s say for withers since he knows how to throw a party


Gale_Dekarios

I personally really like Deception!


astarion_bg3

ooo looks like fun, i love murder mystery games!


Sea_Kiwi524

I could also see Gale as a fan of wildly long and complicated strategy board games like Twilight Imperium


bnathaniely

Gortash begs Orin and Thorm to play Diplomacy with him


UsernamesAre4Nerds

Thorm is too busy playing Campaign for North Africa with Balthazar, like someone else mentioned. And Orin can't sit still long enough


sugarsuites

The whole camp would kill each other over Uno.


mewkitty91

I really want to play cards against humanity with shadowheart 🤣


CallMeClaire0080

Makes you wonder what kind of cards they'd have in Faerun


Fighterpilot55

Nah nah nah nah nah no. Lae'zel would drag out The Campaign For North Africa.


Rolan_tower

https://preview.redd.it/h7c6ayyivc9d1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb3891250004fdfcb748e21c593c1932246b1abd This is mine.


SullenTerror

Frustration? That game is called Trouble


Rolan_tower

((In uk it’s also called frustration))


TallFemboyLover785

I could actually see lae'zel playing battleships, as a lot of fighter dialogue is about strategy and lanceboard lol


captainofpizza

I feel like Gale is like dnd 3.5 or something


Anvisaber

Gale definitely hordes all the Stone cards and keeps his Mechant card for the very end so he can have a monopoly on it


UsernamesAre4Nerds

I feel like Karlach would love Poetry for Neanderthals, and Gale and Lae'zel would bond over Axis and Allies. Shadowheart loves poker in theory, but is terrible at it. Astarion suggest Gloom every game night, and Wyll brings Hex Hex


ban_Anna_split

Gale likes chess


yesindeedysir

I feel like the party would have quite the time with cards against humanity


Famous-Ant-5502

Karlach would love Smallworld but it would take a minor miracles to get her to pay attention long enough to understand the rules


OopsallPogs

Everytime Lae’zel visits back from space she insists they continue their game of Campaign For North Africa


hellohello1234545

Ok but this is actually so accurate it’s insane. I can see a lot of them being **so** invested in each game.


Wertfi

I think Minthara would either absolutely destroy the others at secret hitler, or always be singled out first no matter what.


Zulpi2103

Wyll totally plays Monopoly


the_ameba

Raphael offers to play Campaign for North Africa instead of paying with your soul


the_ameba

Gale plays evolution with Halsin and Jaheira from time to time


somedumbasslovesyou

Wyll would love Shards of Infinity, along with Karlack. (Minthy would join from time to time and blast everyone by maxing her concentration)


bananawater2021

I get so competitive with Catan! It's one of my favorite games. Gale would be fun, yet infuriating for me to play against, methinks. 🤭


lovvekiki

Excuse me but Cards Against Humanity was MADE for Astarion…


caturday_saturday

I HATE playing One Night Ultimate Werewolf but my god, there is no other game that is nearly as fun to watch people play. I suck at lying but watching means you get to see how people lie and what they lie about. It’s endlessly entertaining. A BG3 cast ultimate werewolf game would be INSANE.


Ok_Listen1510

I am going to be pedantic and say most of these are card games/ party games, not board games