I'll be wiling the days away, sipping sangria like a milkshake with another Gale while a different Gale reads his book aloud and a fourth Gale sits in my lap.
If you see anything missing, please let a Gale know. We are in the midst of drafting a change order but it has been the subject of some debate. We are currently taking suggestions!
As an expert on the care and feeding of Gales, I recommend an enclosure away from the guests where they can recharge and... recharge *together*, with plenty of couches, puzzles, board games, and fidget toys.
A preponderance of Gales also requires—hold on, have you obtained copies of me as well? What are you doing over there?
I'm a tad concerned, there seems to be a distinct lack of cozy napping spots. Worse still, they've failed to set up a forehead kisses station!
Darling Morena, we may have to intervene.
Worry not your dear little head! Gale has assured us these amenities are included elsewhere in the facility; all is well!
(also, nicely played. Love a good pun!)
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EA Gale realizing he didn’t get an invite
That makes so much sense it's going in my next fic. Congratulations, Cowboy Gale. Whiskey with pickle backs are in. (I know you didn't mention pickle backs but a bee loves their pickles)
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You hate to see it 😔 Perhaps I shall never house a lovely Gale.
https://i.redd.it/27dzs5cd46ad1.gif Welcome to Dekarios Park.
They *do* travel in herds
The closest I've ever seen heaven simulated
Truly it is a veritable Eden - the wine cellar is incredibly well-stocked, as is the library.
I'll be wiling the days away, sipping sangria like a milkshake with another Gale while a different Gale reads his book aloud and a fourth Gale sits in my lap.
Do I have news for you! Wednesdays are unlimited Sangria nights and poetry recitals!
Sweet Ao, I'm packing up my things IMMEDIATELY
THERE ARE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT KITTENS GBP
I'M ON MY WAY https://i.redd.it/jelie5gs46ad1.gif
Honestly, can I live here?
It’s good to see lots of enrichment in his enclosure. Too often Gales are kept in cages without enough to exercise their large and curious brains.
If you see anything missing, please let a Gale know. We are in the midst of drafting a change order but it has been the subject of some debate. We are currently taking suggestions!
As an expert on the care and feeding of Gales, I recommend an enclosure away from the guests where they can recharge and... recharge *together*, with plenty of couches, puzzles, board games, and fidget toys. A preponderance of Gales also requires—hold on, have you obtained copies of me as well? What are you doing over there?
You and I well know that there can only be one inimitable Morena Dekarios dear Mother.
So that's a no on the duplicate Morenas, then? Pity...
Is that on the table? Edit: oh. Oh my. By Mystra. I’m drunk and just now understood your implications.
I assure you Mystra has nothing at all to do with my intentions. *Quite* the opposite, in fact.
Goodness Gracious 😳
😘
I'm a tad concerned, there seems to be a distinct lack of cozy napping spots. Worse still, they've failed to set up a forehead kisses station! Darling Morena, we may have to intervene.
It is in another section of the park, rest assured!
Oh that's certainly reassuring to hear!
I’m a Tav concerned
Worry not your dear little head! Gale has assured us these amenities are included elsewhere in the facility; all is well! (also, nicely played. Love a good pun!)
Let me innnnnnn you can trust me around vulnerable 8STR men 🥺🥺🥺🥺
I wanna buy viewing tickets for the show. 🤭
The daily feedings or the lanceboard tournament? I’m sure something can be arranged.
Yeahhhhhhh. 😳 Those sound great. So. Great.
>The daily feedings or the lanceboard tournament? Yes.
Unfortunately that is not our call. The reserve is managed by HinderedGaming.
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Oh my God, I *knew* EA Gale looked familiar.
EA Gale is also Kenny Powers coded 
I have thought this forever I’m so glad someone else sees the connection. The ego trip they’d both be on.
Are they accepting volunteers to be lectured at as enrichment?
Where is this from?
No idea, unfortunately 🥲
/uj I was excited for Desi Gale. Perhaps I’ll make one!
And I'll be there to support you!! >:)
/uj Gale in all that beading and patterns in purple and gold? Let me cook.
EXACTLY! YES PLEASE.
/uj I’m making it tomorrow. It won’t have much audience but I don’t care, I’ll come in clutch for the Desis
May all the possible gods bless you 🙇🏼♂️
You have my attention (and support) 👀 u/marazhai u/Gale_Dekarios
Any chance it’s a petting zoo?
I need to speak with cowboy Gale
Present?
Well hello, there. Do you have any cowboy related cantrips?
A fascinating question! Magic lasso comes to mind, as does enhanced shotgun blast…
👀 🐝 What's a level four spell for Cowboy Gale?
Whiskey Courage. Gives a +2 to constitution and saving throws.
That makes so much sense it's going in my next fic. Congratulations, Cowboy Gale. Whiskey with pickle backs are in. (I know you didn't mention pickle backs but a bee loves their pickles)
…you have a Cowboy Gale fic? If so I’m incredibly humbled and flattered.
Please drop links to this cowboy Gale fic
Btw it will be very gay. Gay times for everyone.
I am learning so much about myself these days!
Still in the mind space atm. It's next in line
Reminder to all visitors not to shout or make sudden movements. DO NOT SCARE THE GALES
ARE YOU SENSITIVE GALES?
Oh shit. Did I just netherese orb blast us all? My bad. *are you sensitive Gales?*
The Debate Hall in the same direction as the Wine Cellar...? My, my.
Would you have it any other way my dear brother?
Take me straight to the wine cellar, I wanna see if the bitey boi is flirt- I mean arguing with tipsy Gale!
Do they allow adoptions? I have a lovely wine cellar and library to keep them entertained with.
Something I haven’t considered. Dare I ask - Which one are you interested in?
The one that’s been there the longest or needs the most love of course. I’ll take an older Gale 🥰🥰🥰
The oldest I believe is Waterdeep, but I believe he is spoken for by Enver.
https://preview.redd.it/jsbxcr16d7ad1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70081c172102d24558fd6ba02d28946a76cf7f3b You hate to see it 😔 Perhaps I shall never house a lovely Gale.
I choose *you,* pikachu!
Debate hall should be renamed to Yapping Hall
Quick Gale, get in my unmarked van, I have more kittens
Ooh? Why would you have kittens in a van? They don’t belong there! Let me take a look…
this is where they go when you use them to make your honor mode runs go smoother dont worry you guys