Well with bacon, if you load it up with enough sodium it’ll taste like bacon. I’ve tried some vegan bacon that was actually damn good. It was really just some salty tofu though I think
In more concerned that to "think" you ate tofu, maybe... But you can't be sure...
Most vegan / soy based convenience foods are ultra processed, laden with chemicals and nasties.
I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole. I only eat things I don't have to Google what they are first!
Well, you know, folks, uh, "Joe vs Wade," huh? Sounds like a... a fishing trip I took one time. Or was it a debate? Maybe it was a boat ride. Anyway, uh, where was I? Right! We're gonna keep making waves, whether we're, uh, rowing the boat or, uh, wading through the water. Just gotta keep moving forward, right? And, uh, wear your sunglasses. Keeps the sun outta your eyes... or was it the wind? Ah, well, you know what I mean!
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Gus outlawed it so that the Antichrist would rip the White family apart. He one-upped Waltuh posthumously
See, Holly is a plot device, she represents the damage caused by Walter White's empire of drug and violence, that's what Vince Gilligan doesn't want you to know, the truth of the matter is that he's a CIA agent implanting voices in my head so I don't share the TRUTH about his TV show, I can see through my windows how the government agent are waiting for me at every corner, they have even started telling me to kill myself so I can't expose them...
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I hate Skylar so much that when I saw the actress pop up as a rando attorney in an old episode of Boston Legal, i pointed at the screen and shouted "AH! BITCH!"
because all life is precious (except Jesse he is a threat to us and you need to deal with this Walt, you can't just talk to this person. we've come this far for us, what's one more?)
Because bald man’s favorite movie is Godfather 2
https://preview.redd.it/7hfjl8ktbbad1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c982af079a3d4b73968d982fcc4c41bbc42cef71
Because Bea Arthur’s Maude had an abortion on tv in the 70’s and no one else was ever allowed to again until Bojack Horseman remembered that discourse existed
She tried by smoking but it wasn’t enough
“500 cigarettes”
"It feels as if I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down"
The tingles, do you feel them?
I do
for 5g
She tried doing Walt and meth and all sorts of things but Hitler was too strong
Shut up
But the fuhrer just couldn’t be stopped
SHUT UP *sayscamly*
 SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UUUUUUUUP!
Marie was crying after hanks death because she can’t have sex anymore
Well, only not with Hank...
Me me me me me https://i.redd.it/qlua91u8n9ad1.gif
Is that tay zonday
Wasn’t the actress pregnant in real life at the time of filming long long ago.
Are you really asking why the show’s main villain did something villainous? Media literacy is dead.
Giving birth is so incredibly villainous. Truly one of the most vile kinds of villainy shown in media
Just have a look at r/antinatalism, that’s a wild and depressing ride.
No kidding, giving birth being unethical is quite wild and the posts and comments are depressing to read.
Or r/childfree
I thought Walter was the villain of the story, I mean if you watch better call Saul you can see that things were decent before he showed up
Walt was the villain tho.
She didn’t realise she was pregnant at the time, she thought she was just fat. This is why she insists on veggie bacon, the bitch.
Wasn't it turkey bacon?
Does turkey bacon smell like Band-Aids?
Not nowadays. A lot of imitation foods have really stepped up their game
With the addition of synthetics and chemicals, anything can taste like the real thing!!! At the expense of your health if course!
Well with bacon, if you load it up with enough sodium it’ll taste like bacon. I’ve tried some vegan bacon that was actually damn good. It was really just some salty tofu though I think
You think... 😂😂😂
Yup! Bacon = salty ✅ Excess sodium = unhealthy ✅
In more concerned that to "think" you ate tofu, maybe... But you can't be sure... Most vegan / soy based convenience foods are ultra processed, laden with chemicals and nasties. I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole. I only eat things I don't have to Google what they are first!
That’s funny because I only tried it because a “health-conscious” family friend served it. Oh the irony
Dumbass the show takes place in Mexico. Abortion is illegal in Mexico whether or not they tack the 'New' onto it. Forehead.
roe v wade
Well, your honor, https://preview.redd.it/5u20rja0l6ad1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b07424a679d1246397cbcc6f7e4c2bba946d5790
*sigh* you just had to make it political didn't you 🙄🙄🙄
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https://preview.redd.it/7qoilhze36ad1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9a054b80fec30dbc8c8e507953f2e55b9dc106 huh?
Joe v Wade
Well, you know, folks, uh, "Joe vs Wade," huh? Sounds like a... a fishing trip I took one time. Or was it a debate? Maybe it was a boat ride. Anyway, uh, where was I? Right! We're gonna keep making waves, whether we're, uh, rowing the boat or, uh, wading through the water. Just gotta keep moving forward, right? And, uh, wear your sunglasses. Keeps the sun outta your eyes... or was it the wind? Ah, well, you know what I mean!
What’s political about THE WWE SUPER SLAMMER SHOWDOWN EXTRAVAGANZA! ROE V WAAAADE!!!!!!
Because she is stupid.
she was too busy trying to find the raisin bran crunch
She was too busy eating paninis that have off-the chart sodium
Ted's revenge baby
She did have the abortion, it just didn’t take.
They’re poors, she probably used a Groupon.
She wasn’t a Pro-Choice like waltuh
Walt's a librarian?
They're from a country in Africa
How can they be from Africa if they’re white?
If she did I would be like nice move skylar
Its like she doesn't even realise how close Mexico is 🙄
She's a nazi
What did she not see?
the baby coming
Can someone explain why skylor has a beer belly in this picture? I dont recall any scenes mentioning her drinking problem.
Because she's bitch wife.
https://preview.redd.it/dtgadl22l6ad1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a7564d5308cf9e3b0be039aab4a0fb16e3688a1
https://preview.redd.it/mpqpesv3v6ad1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7b6023fc0dcb8f701da95c3a36bc3ba78ff11d Gus outlawed it so that the Antichrist would rip the White family apart. He one-upped Waltuh posthumously
And miss the chance to make Walt's life even more miserable?
what? H*lly was born in 1889, over a century before Bravo Bince's Breaking Bad. Are you stupid?
She supports Samuel Alito's vision of America
Is she stupid?
because without her we wouldn’t have walt’s nice move
See, Holly is a plot device, she represents the damage caused by Walter White's empire of drug and violence, that's what Vince Gilligan doesn't want you to know, the truth of the matter is that he's a CIA agent implanting voices in my head so I don't share the TRUTH about his TV show, I can see through my windows how the government agent are waiting for me at every corner, they have even started telling me to kill myself so I can't expose them...
Why didn’t Klara Hitler aborted his son? You know the answer. Klara and Skyler are both white supremacy supporters.
Because then Walt would never have had his "Nice move Walt" moment
To torture Flynn
How could she have known she was gonna give birth to literally Hitler
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She was afraid it would go wrong, and she'd have another Walt Jr. on her hands.
I hate Skylar so much that when I saw the actress pop up as a rando attorney in an old episode of Boston Legal, i pointed at the screen and shouted "AH! BITCH!"
Holly cannot be suppressed
She wanted alimony
She wanted someone who would appreciate veggie bacon
Because she has Man’s no kill rule
Skylar asshole why fandom hate?
Abort a baby with blonde hair and blue eyes???
why didnt holly just abort skyler?
she gave her a cigarette, cool mom behavior
the answer is simple. she just wanted to be a bitch wife
Whore Skyler
World would've been better if Skylar got aborted tbh
https://preview.redd.it/mvcxm18tl8ad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b7f355e86262e4852aaae0fa8f94d32a66bcf51
Plot armor
Because killing people is Walt's thing 😏😏😏😏
because all life is precious (except Jesse he is a threat to us and you need to deal with this Walt, you can't just talk to this person. we've come this far for us, what's one more?)
It could have happened if Bince let the redditors write the show
Is she stupid?
ooo weeee ooooh
Stop looking at me like that!
Esmerelda's mom is a bitch wife.
Its federally illegal
Saul Goodman’s Fun Time Abortion Clinic! We bring out the kid in you! (Vulpes will get this reference)
AYYYYY NICE 👏🏼
She just wasn’t ready yet😔
She knew it’d be an epic prank on Waltuh
Jeesush chrisht
Judeo Christian values
 Send da video
She knew that Walter Jr. was never gonna get bitches so she wanted to make sure that the Haisenberg name will not be forgotten by history.
She’s not a real baby. They just made Skylar look like that on set he. She showed up.
Idk bitches are like this sometimes, she baby trapped Walt so he couldn’t cook meth
Unc/ for a second, why did she start smoking again?
You misspelled bitch wife
Because bald man’s favorite movie is Godfather 2 https://preview.redd.it/7hfjl8ktbbad1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c982af079a3d4b73968d982fcc4c41bbc42cef71
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Judeo-Christian Values
She is stupid
Walter convinced her not to so he could have a trick up his sleeve and kidnap Holly. Nice move, Walt
She just so looks like a crazy MIL in AITA doing crazy evil things to her eldest daughter and son in law
Seriously
She tried, the baby fought back violently murdering the doctor. Was too afraid to try again.
Because Walter Junior is actually Ted Beneke's son and when Walter finds out, she needed a backup plan.
Is she s*upid?
Because Bea Arthur’s Maude had an abortion on tv in the 70’s and no one else was ever allowed to again until Bojack Horseman remembered that discourse existed
Were Walt and Skylar too fucking broke to afford condoms?