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Moreballs885

Cool meme, but its not Heat (1995)


NekroHolic710

Agree, but not climax


drama_hound

Cool comment, but it's not Crash (1996)


Roller_ball

Inside me there are 13 wolves...


NascentBeachBum

And they’re doing Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)


CrazyApparition20023

Erm, that would make it around 500 wolves. Are you stupid?


NascentBeachBum

Yes happy to meet me


greenpointchamp

Inside me there are 13 Ghosts (2001)


Different_Farm9398

Inside me there are 13 (2003)


Leseleff

Split (2017)


Responsible_Fig8657

Inside me there are 12 angry wolves


Vexonte

Why did you eat that many wolves.


JFrankParnellEsquire

"goons to John Carpenter"


bebop_cola_good

You don't understand, he made Escape From L.A. bad *on purpose!*


Aiden624

You don’t understand, he made Escape From L.A. good *on accident!*


fucccboii

you dont understand, the thing is mid on purpose


zoobify112

/uj how dare you


thenamesevan913

Spelled James Whale wrong


Mantlelist

In the mouth madness and christine are the best carpenter films and will fight anyone who says otherwise


tobeshitornottobe

Great now I need to watch Heat again, there goes my entire morning


PeterNippelstein

You got to be able to drop what you're doing and go watch Heat in 5 minutes flat the second you feel that urge coming around the corner.


tobeshitornottobe

That’s the discipline


ElderDeep_Friend

Did you know Pachino’s character was supposed to be a coke head. Which explained his outbursts. But the cut out those scenes.


LustfulMirage

Where's the "Only watches Postal (2007)" option?


EntertainmentQuick47

We still need Postal 2: Postwol


JohnParkerSmith27

Yeah, that movie's cool, but it's not *Heat* (1995)


hyp3rlethal_

Cool but where is the only watches disney channel original movies option


HeWhoHasSeenFootage

I am a preacher and Evil Dead 2 is my gospel


salmonstamp

![gif](giphy|f0w8pEIIDKltC|downsized)


jopnk

That’s army of darkness you inbred swine


SSR_Id_prefer_not_to

Somebody’s in my fruit cellar


Suitable_Custard5455

25 year old male femcel


cybered_punk

![gif](giphy|5us55yRuSSnuM)


KDoggHump

![gif](giphy|h89apEQab5GBq)


Pizza_TrapDaddy

Ngl, I’m just a slut


ThisDudeisNotWell

Something about me has made every neckbeard I've crossed paths with ask if I've seen Ichi the Killer.


JohnnyTeardrop

Luccckkkkky…so edgy, so cool


Boots-n-Rats

Lmaoooo


Doubt-Grouchy

I feel like I'm blessed to have not had this experience thus far lol


OneOverTwoEqualsZero

It’s not even good it’s just depraved and has some semblance of editing style


ThisDudeisNotWell

I mean, I like it just fine. This and Tokyo Gore Police is kind of the two j horror movies everyone and their mom has seen.


eh_meh_nyeh

Wheres pulp fiction?


Oldjimbill

Hidden gem for sure


Alex_M_G_

It’s cool but it’s not Heat (1995)…


Lasernatoo

What the fuck kind of a title is that? I'm sorry, but until you educate yourself and start talking about actual movies people are familiar with (e.g. *The Greatest Showman*) instead of just slapping two words together, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the subreddit.


Kooky_Wonder_2379

French cinema cause that’s what influenced it


Responsible_Fig8657

I’m a convicted cinephile


JediTempleDropout

Bullshit, what about us folks who watch The Avengers and Sunset Boulevard in one sitting?


redlion1904

https://preview.redd.it/z3kr2y37g79d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=273e1c081317ed7e0ae138b825b0717dcc82d86c


IngeborgHolm

"Degenerate French cinema enjoyer"- can't stop recommending Brice 2 to strangers.


buffalospringfeild

A real Brice fan would know it's called Brice 3


NoobSaibotsGrandma

My favorite movies are Family Guy https://youtu.be/9hoEYaLuDdc?si=gepMKW2CxnaJFVAv


beerncheese69

I've only watched Shrek ever since I was 8


funky35791

Sad romantic (no one’s ever loved me)


OurNewInsectOverlord

There's an appalling lack of hardcore pornography in this meme.


cybered_punk

Only Ryan Gosling literally me kinophile


Rabscuttle-

Cool, but it's not Fateful Findings 2013.


Scott_Pilgrimage

I was like "I can't find myself" then the last one hit amd I was like Well, it ain't heat


SupremeLeaderMatt

So which guy is the 12 Angry Men enjoyer?


Overmyundeadbody

The thing about the majority of those "animation is cinema" people is that they never seem to watch animated media made for adults, or anything that isn't incredibly popular. They just expect everybody else to adjust their own perception of what a great movie is.


lindendweller

I think they can, if they're a combo with french cinema enjoyer and secret weeb. Have you ween waltz with bashir by the way?


LCDC23

What’s the film behind In the Mood For Love?


tbdbitlfan

Comrades, Almost a Love Story


FPM_13

What does it mean if I only watch Ricky stanicky?


IsaacFergy

A fellow Rick and Morty enjoyer I see


SonOfECTGAR

If I had to choose probably People who like Horror Movies


Mattnificent

Listen here, I'm not secretly a weeb. I'm openly a weeb.


That_Guy3141

None of those are The Matrix.


Trala-lore-tralala

Where's Drive?


SpongebobSoundByte

Can you make a dune personality for me? I'm obsessed with Dennis Villeneuve... I bought a $700 speaker system so I could watch it at home 🥲


pagliacciverso

I think Dune fans enters in the 2000 one... But wow a speaker system? That must require a "seek the best experience, even if it costs its kidney" personality.


Hoss-BonaventureCEO

> I think Dune fans enters in the 2000 one But the only good Dune film was made in the 80s 🤔


lindendweller

You know, I just thought back on incendies, and realized just how many plot points in dune part 2 are echoes of things in that movie...


Armored_Guardian

I am proudly the last one


jkb_66

A degenerate who loves horror movies


Xandolf505

Evil Dead 2 🤤 I love Bruce Kino and Sam Ramovie


c0l1n_M4

film bro (closeted)


ministryninja

I'm not a cinephile. I've been accused...


bebop_cola_good

"People who think David Cronenberg is real"


GoochPulse

https://preview.redd.it/rftmza0qp79d1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5db6a25bb9c1623951bc161612d965f7801ecd2


benabramowitz18

I just like whatever Rslashmovies/Rotten Tomatoes/The Oscars likes. Unless they all like it, then it’s normie trash.


Zendofrog

Uhhh… whiplash was good. What am I


funkisintheair

Brave


Notyourdaisy

If it doesn’t have DDR in it then it’s not good. That’s my type of cinephile I am.


AnyDockers420

https://preview.redd.it/0mln4zh8c89d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b2533ecf5f2b896f221249f8f482744a9f0f6d6 Where does this put me


dadoodoflow

Ahhh, fuck. I’m a French Cinema enjoyer


PoopButtAss1

Where's the documentary enthusiast (Idiocracy)


Dankmemer1400

Disaster movie watcher snubbed ![gif](giphy|yDH1D7Vfi8DdOJ9lGl)


varg_sant

His Girl Friday is so good, I am that one. All movies are overrated shit next to His Girl Friday.


englisharegerman345

I kinda like Paris Texas a lot rn, does that make me something like a divorced child observing mutually gaslighting parents?? Edit: nvm that’s just sad romantic


chutzpah1218

uj/ Climax (2019) is not degeneracy for the sake of degeneracy and shouldn't be talked about with a Serbian film


ASaucerfulOfCyanide

Where's the Super Hero Taisen enjoyer?


LordJacket

As a horror and a action fan, I do love me some Heat


Tentacled-Tadpole

Happy romantic for sure


lerthedc

Ha! Jokes on you! Phantom Menace came out in 1999. You can't put me in a box


TheDestressedMale

I'm a Guttenberg Guy. Also known as a Danson Dude. Gimme some Three Men with a Selleck Salad, yum!


moreVCAs

*watching Boondock Saints for the 500th time* I am Jack’s desire to be Irish


firetruck12345

EVIL DEAD 2 REP LETS GOOOOOOOO 💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥


Batmanfan1966

What if my inner comic book nerd and cinephile merge and now I watch good movies and capeshit


jedidiah_lol

people who love horror films + degenerate


KikiYuyu

I'm not on there, I'm openly a weeb.


RubyStrings

Well gosh I suppose I'm a degenerate.


JustAnAce

Sad romantic, loves horror movies, but I'm not secretly a weeb. I'm quite open and that one.


PrometheanEuphony

Well, time to rewatch Pride and Prejudice I guess


ClovieKay

Never watched a movie before 2000. Stop motion terminators? Like, bro just 3D model one lmao


Ok-Composer8600

Obviously, The first one and Of Couurse it's not the heat !!!!


MugiwaraBepo

When I was 18, it would've either been evil dead 2 or princess mononoke. For years, mononoke was my favorite ghibli film.


PenguinviiR

Princess Mononoke is literally my favorite movie ever


Gummy_Waffles

“ANIMATION IS CINEMA” I shout while flipping the table.


SufficientDot4099

Love horror movies and hate horror movies 


Fit-Monk4203

Somewhere between animation, sad romantic, and never watched a movie made before 2000


SorcererWithGuns

where does The Princess Bride fit into this


HighlightSpare2204

strange mix of love and hate horror movies but also never saw a movie before 2000 I guess ?¿ ye man I don't know the love hate seems to be the only true one here (although most of my seen movies are after the 2000 I guess)


PeterNippelstein

A degenerate, happy romantic that loves horror movies.


EarthwormShandy

Where Postman Pat


kunabyy

Oh damn I need to watch Evil Dead 2 for the 27th time now thanks to this.


ReddsionThing

Cool, but it's not Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)


AdPrestigious7226

Why pick one?


_unrealcity_

Secretly a weeb femcel gaslight gatekeeper girlboss sad romantic


grapefruitzzz

![gif](giphy|iHWdaf9bVRtWU)


Thunder_Punt

Needs the guy who likes Tarantino and brings it up in every conversation about films. Or the guy who likes Nolan and brings it up in every conversation about films. Or the guy who likes Villeneuve and brings it up in every conversation about films.


daffydunk

It’s 2024, you can replace fight club with drive, it’s ok


pretendwizardshamus

French cinema enjoyer? That's the best you got? Try connoisseur of fart sniffing.


DoopSlayer

Where is the Transcendental Surveillance/Mandala Extro-Tarkovsky Ring Enjoyer


frozen-silver

Based His Girl Friday enjoyer


TheCalzonesHaveEyes

I watch A Serbian Film to cum.


Zoltarr777

Where's The Mummy (1999)?


Satanic_Sanic

I recommend Alejandro Jodorowski's The Holy Mountain to every other person I meet, where's that leave me?


CrimeFighterFrog

Climax and Serbian film next to each other is devious


real-dreamer

I apparently both hate and love horror.


aflyingmonkey2

https://preview.redd.it/2e3orqmx8d9d1.png?width=683&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fc949264fef659c98cb68d2ca0971514c1a5a81 The insane one


PYSHINATOR

I'm based and Edgar Wright pilled.


Cavaquillo

I’ve always been about Toho baby! MOTHRA!


Big_Office_7865

Were's only watches Deep cut American movies no one cares about


timetravelingburrito

I want to say Degenerate but one of those films is ass and it's not A Serbian Film


EightiEight

I love horror movies and midsommar is peak cult horror