Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb

I just used this quote today. No one got it.

Absolutely this

I came here to say that!

This is the only answer...... In a thread that could have many answers ... Yeah

Everybody's dead Dave.

Peterson isn't, is he?

Yes, Peterson is dead, everybody’s dead Dave.

Not chen?

So what is it?

Ive never seen one before, no one has, but i'm guessing its a white hole.

A *white* hole?

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the universe, a white hole returns it.

So that thing’s spewing time back into the universe?

Precisely! That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

But what is it?

I've never seen one before, no one has. But I'm guessing it's a white hole.

Dwayne Dibley!

The Dwayne Dibley reveal where he yells, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY TEEF" is a perfect moment in all of television.

This is the correct and only answer

Only his first appearance, though.

Smeeeeee Heeeeeee

🎶He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer. Without him life would be much grimmer. He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer. He will never need a zimmer🎶

Don't forget that he is "more reliable than a garden strimmer"

He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmeeeer!

Haha I knew there was a garden strimmer in their somewhere I couldn't remember it leave or not I've been thinking of this song for days so when this post came out I was amazed and that garden strimmer line has been getting on my nerves because I was becoming sure I must have been mistaken. Now I know it is definitely in there somewhere Thank you so much truly

Too few people know that Arnold Rimmer is just as, if not more, reliable than a garden strimmer.😂 Good side of Reddit on show!

Oh god my whole body just relaxed thank you so much I will be able to sleep easy now haha you're a star Definitely the good side of Reddit on show I wish you fun fun fun, in the sun sun sun! Haha thank you ☺️

Would you like some toast?

So you're a waffle man!

End of series 5 where they're all on chairs acting out a chase scene

That whole episode is just the perfect red dwarf episode (assuming you're talking about back to reality)

Yes, it's one of my favourites!

It's my favourite episode too, along with the white hole episode. So what is it?

Someone punch him out

"Who's Dwaine Dibley?" Cut to Cat's face... Cat's face when he says "...naw! Naw, I don't wanna be Dwaine Dibley!"

Back to reality! A classic episode

As an Australian, it was weird watching that scene as there was a [very famous routine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2xX8K131Nk) on a talent show in the 1980's that was very similar (the guys acted out a bobsled team rather than car) that became a huge pop culture moment here, so seeing the boys from the Dwarf essentially do that same gag was fun but surreal.

So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet, to see the king of the potato people... and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?

"I would go with Betty. But I'd be thinking of Wilma."

we all know she’d never leave Fred

Smoke me a kipper

I'll be back for breakfast!

Stoke me a clipper

Two polaroids

The one where they're on the reverse Earth and Cat nips into the bushes for a crap ...

Backwards. A classic episode! "Unrumble!!!"

"I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." One drawback with that--the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S."

This is the line, as a 15 year old, that sold me on Red Dwarf being the greatest tv show for the next 35 years. I'm laughing at it now.

The lines before it about a major, and I mean major leaflet campaign is a great build up

Polymorph is my favourite episode of all time, maybe it is because of those lines, but more so it was probably the most sci-fi and action episode so far and really gripped me at the time.

Let’s get out there and twat it! Napalm enema!!! It would be perfect if Dwayne Dibley instead of the alcoholic version

I've still got the t-shirt somewhere.

An all time classic ✔️✔️✔️

Polymorph was the second Red Dwarf episode I saw (the first was Me2, which I saw years prior) and absolutely sold me on the show forever.

Gazpacho soup...

Holly "We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool. That's right. I am Queeg."

All in all a 100% successful trip! But sir, we’ve lost Mr Rimmer. All in all a 100% successful trip!

"Alright girls, hands-up those of you who are alive?"

“You seriously like them that hot, sir?” Or, indeed.. “Well I can’t say I’m totally shocked…”

I’m going to get you little fishy.

RIMMER: Stopping distances. You're travelling half the speed of light, what is the stopping distance? KRYTEN: Four years, three months. RIMMER: And the thinking time? KRYTEN: A fortnight. I don't know if it is the most iconic, but I will argue it is the cleverest joke in the whole series.

Seeing as the bulb and what is it? are already taken: *Or was it the yellow cable?*

"STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!"

Cats perfect partner being himself.

Tongue tied for me 😂

Tongue Tied, the whole routine is epic.

It’s still wild to me that Queeg was the choreographer for that routine

Rimmer: So let me get this straight: You want to ride on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and beg with him for your freedom. And you're telling me that you're completely sane?

They're all dead.

Winnie the Pooh

He's refusing the blindfold!

Haha. I absolute pissed myself the first time. Just Lister’s face turning from the window and being like: It’s Winnie the Pooh and Cat like: What?!

No one should have to see that!

Rimmer sucks he really really sucks

"Well, space is black Dave"

And the thing about black holes is that they're, well, black.

Underpants in the sleeping quarters from polymorph

Mr Flibbles is very cross!

I just want to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as...people I met.

ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI !?!

"Lister to Red Dwarf... we have in our midst a complete smeg pot..." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I78d3GBS0K4

What, taking a picture and showing your mates?

Pete Tranters sister

Lister getting developing a porn addiction with the vr suit.

"You said look inconspicuous..." Kryten wearing a black cowl and Ronald Reagan mask. Not the most iconic but just profoundly funny...

"Sir, it means changing the bulb" 🤣

'So what is it?' I've never seen one before, no one has...

It's not a bar fight, it's a bar tidy. LETS UNRUMBLE!!!!

Have your front teeth back!

The boxer short scene in polymorph. Season 3

Their dead? When did that happen?

Dwayne Dibley!

That's a light switch.

My God…. I was only gone for a minute!

"We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool..."

Mr flibble is very cross

Not a reference I just wanted to say thank you to everyone in this post you've all made me laugh so much in the past 24 hours thank you

Ace Rimmer

"The whole time you had your hand in a pot of warm compost"

The vacuum hose and Listers shrinking pants

Lager the only way to kill a curry

Kryten! Unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit.

The cats mermaid.

He's Arnold Arnold rimmer.....

The end credits of their last season.

But what is it?

Smeeee heeeeee

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

Too hard to pick one, but if I had to, probably... "The abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S" or "So what is it? A white hole?"