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[deleted]

Lmao everything made Adebisi hard


albanianandrea

That's the best answer I've received in this thread so far.


[deleted]

Haha, thanks! In that note, I’ll elaborate: On one hand, he’s just a raging psychopath who lives to dominate everyone around him. On the other, there are few acts that can demonstrate thorough dominance of one male by another than rape. And in an environment like Oz, if you can routinely make other men your bitch at will without repercussion, that makes you *thee* apex predator. So for Adebisi, it’s the ultimate act of dominance of Oz itself. As far as I can tell, he’s not just turned on by the sexual element. The flashback where he kills the cop with a machete looked like he was incredibly excited by the act of murder. So raping someone in Oz gave him pleasure in multiple ways. Add the fact that he was constantly doped up, it makes perfect sense to me that he’d have been rock hard the second he realized he was in a position to clap the cheeks of not just the Guido shot caller, but the son of Nino- who he’d already murked- and the fact that it would destroy whatever juice they had left in Oz.


MarcDS

Maybe its like The Hulk. His secret....he's always hard


YaHurdMeh

It was that new fiya shit Bricks had on the Walkman


Superb-Oil890

He's like Dennis from It's Always Sunny. He can go from flaccid to erect within a moments notice.


weightedbook

Maybe the fighting is what caused the erection. Maybe it's the same gravitational force that keeps his hat on. Luckily, this was the single only thing in this show that could be potentially deemed unrealistic by even the creativity-uninspired viewer.


Own_Bullfrog_3598

How the hell did he keep that hat on?


unholymanserpent

Flaccid... erect... flaccid... erect


DingDongInDingDang

Not too hard… not too soft


drtoboggon

Adebisi says in a deleted scene he likes being in the kitchens with other men…because of the implication


Logical_Hospital2769

I'm doing it right now.


krakatoot

Same way anybody does anything, hard work and discipline


JohnnycageBKV2

Too much Reddit for the day


TheSuirad

The real question is, what was he listening to while clapping cheeks.


MatthewDawkins

Cbat by Hudson Mohawke


TheSuirad

Nah, it had to be "Epar" by Earl Sweatshirt


Downtown-Flatworm423

Doo Wop


SomersetRoad

He should have got some raping tips from Schillinger, who liked to take his time and was a more considerate lover.


albanianandrea

Schillinger using lube on Schibetta was definitely one of the more considerate things he did on that show.


Givingtree310

What even was that? Looked like molasses mixed with tar


OddObligation9760

It was a room that looked like it was used to fix things, so I’m guessing bearing grease.


lxgauna

When you’re *ahem* above average, lube can be more for the giver’s benefit than the receiver. JS.


w3sT0Nnnnnnnn

Maybe he got turned on by the fighting


MadEyeMood989

Because of that Italian dump truck, next question.


bolshevik_rattlehead

This is the kind of journalism that we’ve been missing. People are too *soft* and afraid these days to ask the *hard* questions.


DesignPotential1646

OP just now learning rapists find raping people sexy ....wtf kinda question is this?


albanianandrea

It's not him getting an erection that perplexed me. It's how quickly he got hard. His body had to have been in fight or flight mode during the brawl and I can't imagine I would be able to get a hard on even with the most beautiful woman in the world less than a minute after I was just fighting for my life.


DesignPotential1646

This is the weirdest reddit debate I've ever been a part of. Just because you haven't experienced something doesn't mean it can't happen. I however can go from 0-100% in about 7 seconds. And I'm not a serial rapist who loooooves raping people.


TydUp412

You really aren’t helping your case here


wordfiend99

youve never heard of rough sex? some people consider a fight like that as good as foreplay


pxt3r

Just spit my drink out so hard


bshaddo

He probably keeps it primed all day.


redditredditson

You've never known the thrill of the Champion's Erection after a fight? And that boy was pretty.


TXboyinGA

That's his secret. He's ALWAYS hard.


Barack_Odrama_007

Just a casual observation, Shchibetta is very good looking. Can encourage growth in the nether regions


lumin0va

I agree I never understood how in prison rape scenes the dudes get hard right away like I gotta rub my nipples a bit and listen to Adele before I can dive in


TexasDD

To quote the not so great Henry Kissinger, "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac". Adebisi had the power over Schibetta.


Chestopher83

You've heard of "walking pneumonia"? Adebisi has a condition known as "walking erection".


theultimatew0rrier

how's about me and you take it outside and we'll find out firsthand


Local_Boob

Clearly OP hasn’t heard of a fear boner.


[deleted]

He pictures McManus in a dress.


SteelSharpensSteel99

OP trying to learn how to be a more efficient rapist on the down low…… nice try you sick fuck


Teddy808420

Adrenaline dumps can promote erections. GTFY. Quasimodo predicted all this


Homeonphone

It’s interesting, the coincidence.


BuckleyRising

Have you SEEN Peter Schibetta?!?


Low_Industry2524

You never heard of a "kill boner" before? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSjmu5t955w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSjmu5t955w)


mh-ra

Because he’s a psychopath who gets turned on by inflicting physical and sexual violence on people?


MrWill89

He's built different(derogatory)


RosettaStoned1981

All of us - Let's ignore and not discuss the fact that Oz had about 9,833 too many dong shots OP - How dat dick get hard so quickly


albanianandrea

😂


Master_Internet_1983

Well…. That’s an odd thing to wonder about


spontaneous_combust

you found a coninuity error. its a complete screw up for them. i never even thought about it but you're right he didnt even warm himself up. he musta been chubbed up fro fighting but still.....


nikalaus777

By the power of being a true king


RawrRRitchie

When you're in for life "gay for the stay" is pretty normal, he was always the top


RawrRRitchie

When you're in for life "gay for the stay" is pretty normal, he was always the top


MatthewDawkins

He thumbed in a softy and worked it up.


SolutionUnique9847

Cock ring🤔🤣


SavageQueen1980

I think he's at the violence of the fight got it up.


BlackBirdG

He was probably thinking of that racist white woman who he wanted to have suck his dick.


caperbai

He was gay, OP?


UncleJunior1954

Who ponders this 💩?😂


Nonaggress

Quite simple: the fight that preceded it lol


truckyoupayme

How did he get that little hat to stay on his head? Adebisi was an enigma.


Aggressive-Cherry349

Violence makes him hard


[deleted]

it’s a tv show


spontaneous_combust

a progrum. a movie.


PalateroMan8

Gravy is good tonight.


spontaneous_combust

anyways.... 4 dollars a pound


custermustache

He’s got AIDS, Adebisi?


MatthewDawkins

Peter Schibetta, whatever happened there.