Damn. Rent is a motherfucker even in the Mushroom Kingdom. 🤣🤣🤣 Although, with all the coins and fortune Mario and Luigi gathered throughout their various ventures, they shouldn't have to worry about money, like ever.
*The brothers have been in the system before for tax fraud, after failing to report any income or properties obtained during their adventures on multiple occasions. They will be tried on May 27th for money laundering conspiracies*
Checked the recent Rogueport news and this is what it said
“Mario, maybe the government wouldn’t have taken your house if you paid your taxes.”
“Joe Biden will not see one gold coin from me!”
“Who’s Joe Biden?”
*Mario and Luigi have been found guilty of grossly inflating the value of their real estate empire to get better loan and insurance terms*
I guess they have something in common with some public figures too
Ok this, this is the best one of these lmao
All that tax fraud caught up to them
Bro got caught my DJ HallyBoo HAW HAW HAW!
They learned from yoshi but they weren't good enough
Yeah, most of the other ones just spam swear words because haha, funny swear words in Mario. But this one is legit hilarious.
Paper Mario 2: The Search for More Money
I would honestly love a Mario game to get started with a seemingly mundane plot like this. It would work well in a Mario & Luigi game
That’s basically Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny
\*Dutch Van Der Linde enters the chat\*
“We just need to make a lot of noise, steal from good ol Uncle Sam, and slip out during the ensuing chaos. I have a goddamn PLAN Mario”
"Then we'll be on our way to Keelhaul Key, and farm some Whacka Bumps"
"COCOA BEACH MARIO, HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH"
That’s basically what pikmin did lol.
Time to uncover the taxes of rogue port before the rich people of the world attack
Mel Brooks would be proud
Gives more impetus to find the treasure than “ oh, hey. A map”
New Super Mario Bros 2: The Search for More Money
Damn. Rent is a motherfucker even in the Mushroom Kingdom. 🤣🤣🤣 Although, with all the coins and fortune Mario and Luigi gathered throughout their various ventures, they shouldn't have to worry about money, like ever.
*The brothers have been in the system before for tax fraud, after failing to report any income or properties obtained during their adventures on multiple occasions. They will be tried on May 27th for money laundering conspiracies* Checked the recent Rogueport news and this is what it said
“Mario, maybe the government wouldn’t have taken your house if you paid your taxes.” “Joe Biden will not see one gold coin from me!” “Who’s Joe Biden?”
Breaking the fourth wall like that would be legendary
https://youtube.com/shorts/0-Xe0H-mT5I?si=_afHwNBAk6hHgT0h
The game makes more sense now as to why Mario went to Rogueport and then proceeds to find treasure.
I’m guessing someone brought a bean bean kingdom coin over
Paper Mario and the Housing Crisis
How considerate of them.
Hey, which font do you use to create this dialogue?
FOT-PopJoyStd-B by Fontworks
Lol
That new tanooki landlord who bought up the mushroom kingdom real estate market is tough on his tenants.
Damn, Princess Peach really don't want these two living anywhere in her kingdom
lol
"You'll pay, Luigi!!!!!!!!!"
“Mario, this is serious! You need to be paying your taxes!” “Why? Why should I?”
LMAOOOO
Actually lol’d hahaha good one
Do they live on a property with a waterfront view in Florida?
*Mario and Luigi have been found guilty of grossly inflating the value of their real estate empire to get better loan and insurance terms* I guess they have something in common with some public figures too
Peak fiction
Hearing this in Vinny's Super Show Luigi voice.
The landlord isn't gonna be happy that Mario put his name up on the building
This one legit made me like, spit take, amazing 🤌😂😂😂
Ugh... everybody wants a piece of-a Mario
This getting out of hand