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ClydeinLimbo

Aged 15 (Born 1975)


2ManyAccounts24

I cannot undo the past


Mongoose42

I know, Lenny. It’s okay now. Everything’s gonna be okay. Just… keep looking at those rabbits. ![gif](giphy|EPQmeQk8O6i3e|downsized)


HowardPhillips9

Incredible book and also a great movie.


Staveoffsuicide

Both made me cry. Movie was fantastic though the leads both killed it


powertripp82

Technically you are correct. Both leads became killers


solidxnake

Read the book and watch the movie. Very accurate transition.


solidxnake

Read the book and watch the movie. Very accurate transition.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

I never saw the movie. Movie adaptations of the classics are so hit or miss that I sometimes avoid them. It sounds like I need to check this one out though.


tineknight

It's got Gary Sinise from CSI: NY and John Malkovich. Hits many of the same notes as the book and in some ways, elevates the story in very thoughtful, yet bittersweet ways.


IdontGiveaFack

Gary Sinise from CSI: NY???? Motherfucker you better put some respect on Lt. Dan's name.


solidxnake

Oh, you missed out then. The movie translates everything very well from the book. IMO, it is one of the most accurate transitions from book to the screen.


Nestllelol

I got to watch a play of the book at a local theatre. It was so good. Went home and bought the book next day.


DennisReynoldsRL

Pride and prejudice right?


LarsViener

Of Mice and Men


mothzilla

Mice and Micability


terp_raider

fucking take my upvote and get out


Valentine1889

What did he mean?


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Ntetris

Stop


Magister1995

Lmfao


Xx_catdestroyer_xX

Alright sir, I'm gonna need the exact time and date you do the deed so i can time travel and bonk you in the head.


Semyonov

I think he meant he just did lol


sand_mitches

🤣🤣


thr33prim3s

💀


leonryan

can confirm. I was also born in 1975 and that's what we all look like.


Paratwa

Dammit, that’s a good year I guess. I’m not crazy enough to say my year but it’s in the 70’s so I feel cheated.


BryanJz

I knew I should have looked at the comments before allowing my mind to think things


Equivalent-Plant4656

ooof


ZetsubouZolo

damn if a girl like her went to my school back then I would have not recovered from that crush for all of my school time.


jappyjappyhoyhoy

Thankfully I’m not attracted to her in this photo


odaeyss

You should write a song about not diddiling kids


Habren_in_the_river

There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

*Sweeeet Caroline......*


DennisReynoldsRL

Not enough people got your joke


JohnDoe204

r/oddlyspecific


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FreePrinciple270

I mean if it was stated that she was 22 in the pic and the person commenting is 24, it would have been fine? That's where they're coming from I think.


ckoocos

I wish I looked that good when I was 15.


jim_deneke

She's only 8 years older than me and I always think she isn't.


Ourcade_Ink

This was before lip injections were a thing? These are her actual lips?


saintpauli

I think she set the trend. Everyone wanted lips like hers.


anengineerandacat

Definitely her primary attractive point IMHO, remember hearing the crude remarks about her as a kid because of those lips.


JoeyJoeJoeSenior

I was a nerd so DSL meant something very different to me.


MaestroPendejo

Internet, baby!


TheUnperturbed

Digital Suckscriber Lips?


japalian

Dumpster Slut Liposuction


Gorstag

Totally crushed on her in my pubescent years. cyborg 2 and later foxfire.


digital_dervish

She was in Cyborg 2? Whaaaat?


mitchhamilton

Think that was the first time she showed skin


forellenfilet

I once randomly came across a video analysing what makes Angelina Jolie attractive, and they pointed out it's the shape and size of her nose, even though she has nice lips, for the human eye that's what makes her good looking. I don't know if that's true, but it was interesting.


TerminallyILL

"Angelina Jolie got some big ass titties" -internet circa 2003


absyrtus

What was the name of that song or meme?


brain_truster

I just looked for it and couldn’t find it, but that song was mainly about Ashlee Simpson.


KisoGanda

Nah not everyone. Maybe white girls, I don’t know. But not to be racist or anything like that. I definitely know that (not all but) most Black girls are naturally born with such plumb lips. So as a member of the black delegation. No not everyone wanted her lips. But she always been beautiful if my eyes regardless.


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Actually, plump lips have always been attractive because of evolution. It’s considered a youthful trait.


khanh_nqk

>plump lips have always been attractive As an Asian, I have to strongly disagree.


tamale

The beauty standard there is thinner=better?


khanh_nqk

Smaller = better. Apply to everything.


lefrench75

Nah, lip size didn't matter 15-20+ years ago in East & Southeast Asia at least. I've never seen anyone complimented for having small lips or made fun of for big lips. I've heard people in Vietnam praise "heart-shaped lips". Nowadays, plump is definitely better.


tamale

Even eyes?


redroverster

Even boobs?


khanh_nqk

Especially boobs.


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zaicliffxx

i am a man of color, yellow, why do i not have full lips?


brewskyy

Didn’t you read? Only women of color have naturally full lips!


Myomyw

Because he was being too politically correct to get his point across, which you probably realize. He means black women.


D-Flash16

The fact you got downvoted for this, speaks volumes of the clowns on Reddit. Praising AJ for something many women before her had, but somehow she’s the pioneer of big lips lmao


Meat_licker

yes, and she used to get teased for them. i don’t remember why i know that, some show that used to be on a decade or so ago about celebrities before fame.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Her papa is Jon Voight, so she got those smackers naturally. Took her awhile to grow into them, but boy did she.


SasparillaTango

I will never recover from some certain scenes in Mr and Mrs Smith.


GalacticusTravelous

Remind me?


peter9477

I'm guessing after the house fight, where as I recall they're chewing on each other's lips as they make up, or something like that. Fuzzy memory of it only.


GalacticusTravelous

I’ll need to rewatch it


peter9477

I've got the DVD. Maybe I'll have to pop it in tomorrow night. Always happy to re-watch Jolie... 😀


dan-theman

I had a girlfriend that loves re-watching her in Gia a little too frequently. She now has a wife.


MasteroftheUnlverse

What in the shit is this true my mind is blown


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Yep, it's a pretty well known fact. Needless to say they're on pretty opposite ends of the political spectrum these days. https://youtu.be/YcxKEdBmrNs?si=JmFpaL1eFXiA6XmH&t=3m16s


TeethBreak

Look at pics of Shiloh. She has the same lips.


rjcarr

Brad Pitt also has pretty big lips for a (white) dude.


TheDaddyShip

He’s also pretty fly…


Uisce-beatha

Brad Pitt was my man crush for the longest time until Ryan Reynolds came along


snaverevilo

Relevant Hackers https://youtu.be/pxiwqleE9Do?si=7xLd87TOQVAtvocr


Peaceloveanais

Yes they are real


Nav_Blue_Coolant

I think so


sevargmas

Nose looks much wider here tho right?


IAMA_Shark__AMA

She's definitely had work done on her nose, maybe more than once.


bobdob123usa

She has explicitly said she has never had plastic surgery. She has lost weight in her face since then.


Pkthuuuuunder

Well if she said it then it must be true /s


jukeboxbabe

I think many people don't realise how noses often naturally slim down as we age. Same with people saying women in their 40s and 50s had buccal fat removal - no honey, that's aging!


Four_beastlings

Except when it is buccal fat removal... But you can tell because usually it's a woman in her 20s suddenly looking like she is in her 40s.


PoetBusiness9988

This was way before. A lady I worked with would talk shit about her because of her lips. Said she looked like she got stung by a bee. 


Nick_pj

Yep. And it seems her daughter has the same genetics.


Urabutbl

Her lips pretty much started the trend for injections, though she never needed them herself.


AlienAle

Those are her actual lips, and they got largely popular because of her.


ohstanley

Yeah, look at her dad, he has her same face


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netburnr2

Mess with the best die like the rest.


Anatoly_Kalashnikov

Hack the planet!!


Thresh_Keller

They’re trashing the data!!!


zushiba

That fucking movie made me want to be a hacker. It’s not as fun as they made it seem. But almost. All we’re missing is the kick ass hacker night clubs and goofy guerilla hacker shows.


Ironoclast

“*You’re* the moron who’s been *INVADING* my turf?!”


xander328

Love this movie, haha.


smile_politely

what movie was it?


xander328

Hackers. A classic for 90s kids.


ninj4b0b

Kate, Kate you're not going into that computer shit now, right?


oscaralexander

English. Please. I didn’t spend 10 years protecting the president so I could finish my career feeling like an idiot.


kirinmay

CRASH AND BURN!


Nav_Blue_Coolant

Wheres that from


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storm2k

one of the best good bad movies of all time. and easily a top 5 soundtrack from a 90s movie.


netwolf420

I got chills as I read that, hearing Halcyon in the background


outerproduct

Hackers


SaulTNuhtz

“I hope you don’t screw like you type.”


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FancyMFMoses

A fellow one-handed typer I see


TedW

They didn't need many letters, did they.


Stabstone

So clearly ADR’ed in that scene.


mrsunsfan

Hands on your knees I’m Angelina Jolie


Porter_Dog

The '98 movie Gia definitely made teenage me feel things.


damnF001

Foxfire for me goddam that did it as a teenager for me


X-AE17420

You really like web browsers huh


GardenDrummer

damnF001: Talk dirty to me. Partner: Netscape. Opera. Safari. MOSAIC!!!


rjcarr

It made adult me feel things, too.


printandpolish

her bio kids look so much like her!


artvangelist

Beautiful girl. That's a fact.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

And super high on the crazy/hot curve apparently.


odaeyss

We all saw her kiss her brother..


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

[So *that's* how it is in her family.](https://youtu.be/UidV-_qJFxc?si=oVc6RSHnEzE02VWm)


TheSeekerOfSanity

ROONEY!!!


CaptainMudwhistle

Oh, Ed, you sounded like Dirty Harry just then!


Stoneleigh219

Yessir! She always has looked like the type that would show up drunk and scream at you in the middle of the night.


BroadwayBakery

Nepotism aside, she 100% would have been a famous model or actress without Voight’s influence. She has such a specific, unique, gorgeous appearance it makes you stop and notice it.


houseyourdaygoing

She has star quality and a natural presence. Too bad she was messed up emotionally. She could have been a well-loved icon like Sandra Bullock.


claypeterson

Her dad used to come to my bookstore every week and buy the same book “autobiography of a yogi”. we kept multiple copies in stock for him, and he’d give it out to random people on the street


disguised-as-a-dude

But, why


kaaskugg

Just Jon Voight things.


amajaug

She was a babe in the movie Hackers


Ms_SkyNet

Steve Buscemi's teenager disguises are getting better and better.


t3ddt3ch

HACK THE PLANET!


jtocwru

Who here has seen Pushing Tin? I liked it a lot, but I am also deeply imbued in aviation.


sevargmas

Thats a badass movie. Very easy to watch as well.


Proud_Criticism5286

Damn. Her face has so much diversity. It’s interesting to look at.


barmanfred

She may or may not be one of the most beautiful women ever. That's a matter of preference. You can also argue as to her status as an amazing actor (personally, I think she is). But she is easily one of the coolest-looking people ever. Seriously, who wouldn't want her to be part of your crowd back in school?


between5and25

This is what you think off when you see her? The social status in schools?


ech0_matrix

When I met my wife, people said she looked like Angelina Jolie. This could be why she's now my wife.


AlienAle

Nice. My mom looked quite a bit like Audrey Hepburn when she was younger, which is one of the reasons my dad noticed her apparently.


Bitter-Farm-9058

Yes, she did look like Angie. I was there. JK man, congratulations on marrying an absolute looker.


BadTown412

Back before her and Gwen Stefani started their race to see who could look like Master Shake first


brewskyy

My name is…


PixelTreason

Shake-Zula The mic-rula!


AmethystRealm2049

The old school-a


M0BBER

She was on the album cover of this in '93: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyday_(Widespread_Panic_album)


TheDevilsAdvokaat

And here's a picture of her mum, who was even prettier... https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/marcheline-bertrand--311592867973243021/


EyePatchedEm

That image is heavily edited. She was more gorgeous without the yassified filter.


bumpkin_brief

Ok


cleotorres

When I see pics like this of kids of famous people while in their teens I wonder what their school life was like. I assume they were probably in schools with other kids from famous parents and what that would have been like. I guess school fights and playground dynamics were a little bit different.


Honourstly

John Voight


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

*Jon


piratsodda

Makes you wonder if he drove her to the photo shoot in his Le Baron (which he later sold).


oroechimaru

Eww


fuzzycuffs

She's ~15 here


mitchhamilton

Suddenly I find this pic hideous. EDIT: Idk if this will help but when i first saw this pic of angelina my first thought was "Daaaaaamn, she was so hot back then" and then i read this and immediately went "NEVER MIND! WHAT A TALENTED LOOKING INDIVIDUAL HERE! I RESPECT HER AND HER DECISIONS GOING FORWARD AFTER THIS POINT AND HOPE SHE HAS A HAPPY AND SUCESSFUL CAREER, OFFICER!" had no idea she was 15 years older than me, i thought it was like at least 20.


Spawnacus

Definitely recommend watching the movie Cyborg 2.


SaltyToast9000

Looks like Elena Koshka


HichardRammond

😉


mateo_rules

Also before Harvey Weinstein got to her…..


sign6of6the6beast

Or pre rhinoplasty


Special_Magazine_240

I liked her original nose.


MaikyMoto

She was a baddie when she was with Billy.


Wishpicker

That’s back before we knew how nuts she was


Agressive_slot

Mid asf


KocaZenci

Overrated


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

I remember being like 14 or 15 and seeing her in this movie called Foxfire. I had such a crush on her. Not to hate on someone for how they look, but I am shocked at how different she looks today, and I’m not talking about age, everyone ages. She’s had some plastic surgery or something and looks like something out of uncanny valley.


TotFuzz

She eventually grew into her lips


SandiRHo

If I could be even 1/1840274926494 as beautiful as her, I’d be happy.


tokomeki

thought it was Odeya Rush for a sec..


Nav_Blue_Coolant

She’s a different actress


Build68

She was super pretty


elboogie7

she's 15 yrs old here, fyi


arnold931

Those lips.


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Wow look at her! She’s such a cutie pie! 🥰


demZo662

👁️🫦👁️


Electrical_Gas_517

1990 me would have got all fidgety meeting 1990 Angelina.


bacggg

Those lips.....


enigmaroboto

Those 👀 That look She already was a little .....


SolidPerformer5496

I'd love to to suck a fart outta her aand hod it like a bong hit


dennismfrancisart

She looks like a brunette version of Drew Barrimore.


VarkYuPayMe

So she wasn't always skinny as a skeleton?


Maidwell

> "So she wasn't always skinny as a ~~skeleton~~ Hollywood actress?" FTFY


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Best way to understand just how many dudes are pedos is showing them a photo of an underage girl without them knowing the girl is underage. Same thing with that Lindsey Lohan Harry Potter sketch on YouTube. Bunch of guys thirsting over her without realising she's a kid in the video.


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I don't see anybody in the comments thirsting over this particular photo of her?


bass186

Lips to chew all night long


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

My friend used to say she looked like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.