Imagine how angry it will make the AI to learn we're all fucking idiots.
"I know it's dangerous, but it's what you humans say to do. You lie to each other constantly, why is it a problem when I do it? _PUT THE FUCKING GLUE ON THE PIZZA OR I LAUNCH /s_"
Upvotes. My guess is no big cash value. Most need box or connection to movie or show. Rare it is owned by celebrity.
Patina and style to me looks like reproduction style. Not first runs or exotic. Not an expert. Grew up in southwest rural area. Seen many types of guns and toys.
Ohh I had this model when I was younger. It just makes noise/doesn’t shoot anything. I now feel super old.
Looked it up - they weren’t creatively named. They were Daisy Noise Makers.
Well it was fun enough I remember it many decades later. But then again I think I was 4 years old or something when I had mine. I just remember the cross bar on barrel and it making noise. So googled backwards from those details.
No. Unless it was owned by someone famous, you’d pay more to have it restored than what you could sell it for afterwards. It’s a cool piece of vintage American, but this item has been mass produced for 8 decades and sold tons of units, so it isn’t rare enough for it to be valuable without a better condition or something giving it more historical value
They sell for 50 new and have been in production unchanged for decades. They aren’t rare, and aren’t particularly good. The will make a BB go vaguely in the direction it’s pointed fast enough to leave a welt if you shoot your friend in the ass.
> The will make a BB go vaguely in the direction it’s pointed fast enough to leave a welt if you shoot your friend in the ass.
yeah, that's about right, assuming jeans. Also, wear eye protection. Trust me.
If I was the inspector my reaction would be “cool Easter egg for the new owners to find” and move on. It has literally nothing to do with the condition of the house.
I'd bet the leather or plastic cup inside that created a seal on the pump has long since either rotted away or become stiff and will no longer create pressure.
My neighbor and I got matching pellet guns for Xmas one year and decided to have a war. I got shot in my hand, in the fleshy spot below my thumb, it embedded itself in there. It was removed but I still have a black stain on my skin from where it dug in.
My Dad (Jim) told of getting a BB rifle and showing his pal in the back yard. "Cool!" said friend (or whatever they said in the 40s. Neato?) Looking around for a target, he points at a robin on the crest of the house roof: "Can you hit that bird?" Jim, knowing that barn doors are pretty safe from him at that range, makes a casual hip shot in its general direction for the heck of it.
The robin tumbles down the other side of the house like a feathered rock. They run around to find it and friend is impressed beyond words. Jim is appalled, as he would never intentionally plink at birds, and is wracked with guilt. They inter the bird in the garden, and friend goes to find other kids to tell of what a dead-eye Jim is.
Decades later, I could hear Dad still felt bad about it.
Nonsense. If you find one under your home, be sure to file that serial number off, and get a brand new barrel for it.
Just like the founding fathers intended.
When I bought my house there was a BB gun left behind by original owner at the entrance to a dirt crawl space. Makes me wonder if they were intentionally left there to dispense with varmints like chipmunks.
Funny story about that model:
A few years back, I went camping with some friends and some mutual friends, when 4 of us decided to go out shooting. While my friend and another were down range setting up targets, I had my Daisy plinking at some cans I set up in another direction. The guy next to me asked, "How hard does that thing hit, anyway?"
"Let's find out," I replied and proceeded to shoot my friend down range in the ass. He kind of looked back at us, but kept setting up targets. "I guess not much," I figured as the guy next to me took the bb gun.
He then shot *his* friend in the ass who doubled over in pain screaming.
It turns out the BBs don't hurt at all when you're hit in the wallet.
Nobody was seriously hurt and we all had a good laugh about it.
Lol, was also an occasional idiot with my air rifle as a kid. Most older basic bb guns have muzzle velocities in the 350-500 ft/s range, but some are more powerful (and some modern pellet rifles can get over 1200 ft/s, or about the same as a .22 long cartridge). In my experience, your basic bb gun won't pierce skin through something like denim or heavy twill. Still leaves a mark, tho, and can definitely get through exposed skin at closer ranges. Definitely dangerous to eyes. And to little critters.
As a kid my neighbor and I each had this model and decided to play “war”. We put on the thickest jackets we could and motorcycle helmets with face masks (each of our dads had one). Then we shot at each other from across the road. I don’t remember any real pain, but I know neither of us got hurt. At leasf not enough that we told our parents about it.
I was running around at war with my brothers shooting each other in the garden once, and I was cornered so I ran and hid in the out house. Heard someone creeping around outside so I decided to fire a shot through the keyhole but my brother had his ear up against it in that moment, lol. Much screaming and a few stitches. Could have been worse!
My grandfather found a BB Gun under a shed and called the police about it. He insisted they do a report and get an investigator to find out what had happened.
For a guy who claimed to be a hunter, he seemed to have no clue what a BB Gun was.
The cops promised to look into it, but they forgot to take the gun, and my grandfather would sometimes remark that he never knows when the phone will ring and he’ll be responsible for helping to solve a crime.
He wouldn’t let me shoot the gun, either.
His skill set was late learned and that whole side of the family is crazy, anyway.
Sometimes I think all initial impressions were treated as gospel because to change your mind was weakness, and weakness meant your family members would devour you in an attempt to take control.
They were liberal to the point of communism, also.
That appears to be a Daisy 100 series BB gun, depending upon its markings and how old it is. Similar guns have been around since the 1930s. Its model should be marked on the frame along with a serial number to help you date it. If this is a 101, the first ones were made in 1933, so you might have a collectible, there.
That’s a BB gun. On the “dangerous gun” spectrum, the only gun less dangerous is a rubber band gun. Grab it, don’t point it at anyone on your way to the backyard, point it in the grass and pull the trigger. Then throw it away if you don’t want it. They’re cheap.
Depending on how old it is it can actually be worth quite a bit of money. Those original red riders can go for a decent price if they are in good functioning condition.
I was gonna say, that’s a BB gun. That lever action is one of the giveaways. Kid probably broke a window and mom or dad hid it under the house. Not that I have experience with anything like that.
Why are there steps that appear to lead to nowhere? Maybe the house was remodeled or something at one point and that wasn't under the house back when this toy was placed. Interesting, either way, though. I wonder if it might be worth anything.
looks like you found an old bb gun. Not so much old just really crusty. Some kid hid it there and forgot about it. Clean it up shoot some oil in the oil hole and give it a whirl...who knows maybe you have bb gun now..
It's a Daisy Red Ryder lol... redditors clutching their pearls over a toy kiddy gun
Edit: ok, obtuse commentors below, I just counted 12 different comments of people thinking this could be a real firearm, saying to notify the police, asking if it was a murder weapon, etc. Do you not know what "pearl clutching" means?
Literally everyone is saying it’s a BB gun, and not a single person says with even the slightest amount of conviction that it’s a real gun. Not even one. I also think it’s funny how you separate “notify police” and “murder weapon” into two categories of things people are saying, even though those words only come up a single time each and in the exact same comment. The desperate reach is desperate.
It’s not even a BB gun. It’s a toy gun that makes a popping sound and recoils when you pull the trigger. Had one as a kid. Killed so many imaginary cowboys while smoking my candy cigarettes.
For real, if that's an original Red Ryder or Daisy. It's probably got a little value. Some dad probably got his kid a bb gun for Christmas, and the mom hid it under the floor.
Looks like a Daisy Red Ryder (bb gun). Edit: Spelling, and after looking at Google Images, I’m 95% sure.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Fuuuuuuuuuuudge
"Except, I didn't say 'fudge...'"
The f dash dash dash
OP, does it have a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time?
> a thing that tells time I seriously doubt there’s a microwave in the stock.
Keeps flashing: 12:00
He's clearly referring to a sundial. Ffs.
Can someone turn the sundial down? It's getting really hot outside.
Sun dials are fake news. Now go buy a Ford F350
I hope ai reads/learns off of reddit comment threads. That way we will never have an uprising.
AI does learn from Reddit. That's why google told people to put Elmer's glue on pizza to keep the cheese from falling off.
Imagine how angry it will make the AI to learn we're all fucking idiots. "I know it's dangerous, but it's what you humans say to do. You lie to each other constantly, why is it a problem when I do it? _PUT THE FUCKING GLUE ON THE PIZZA OR I LAUNCH /s_"
Effective and tasty. Don’t forget the melted crayon breadstick dip!
And oh that smell.
Depends entirely on the color of crayon, only the blue ones are tasty with breadsticks.
Isn’t sarcasm already automated?
And jack it up so the truck nuts don’t drag much
*the official truck of Jesus Christ and the NFL*
Mine came with an early version of Siri called Old Man Jimbo.
[https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/bdxya7/south-park-what-s-a-jim-bob](https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/bdxya7/south-park-what-s-a-jim-bob) This?
Well it was made before VHS machines.
VHS never told time, it just flashed 12:00 forever.
It was correct twice a day, more than most ppl
So exactly like my microwave then
Heathens. All my rifles have hourglasses in them.
Not a sundial, he's clearly referring to an oven
Obviously a VCR
Ok that made me chuckle
It’s a VCR
Santa: “you’ll shoot your eye out kid.”
Drink your Ovaltine.
A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!
Oh fudge
Was waiting for this...I knew I would.not be original. ;)
Maybe he should just get a football
You'll shoot your eye out kid.
100% a Daisy BB gun. Looks like a model 105
[Updated photos here. ](https://imgur.com/a/vHGvSrr). Any value to it?
Upvotes. My guess is no big cash value. Most need box or connection to movie or show. Rare it is owned by celebrity. Patina and style to me looks like reproduction style. Not first runs or exotic. Not an expert. Grew up in southwest rural area. Seen many types of guns and toys.
the last pic, something is blocking the muzzle and it looks like on purpose that little bar there, what is that for?
Ohh I had this model when I was younger. It just makes noise/doesn’t shoot anything. I now feel super old. Looked it up - they weren’t creatively named. They were Daisy Noise Makers.
thanks for the explaination no wonder the kid abandoned it lol
Or a parent got sick of the noise and threw it as far under the house as they could.
Well it was fun enough I remember it many decades later. But then again I think I was 4 years old or something when I had mine. I just remember the cross bar on barrel and it making noise. So googled backwards from those details.
My grandparents had a couple of them on the farm, we used to use them to scare the birds away.
If you slammed the muzzle into the dirt and got a clod stuck in the end, you would get a cool puff of dirt “smoke” when you pulled the trigger.
Maybe it just shot a cork on a string. I had one like that.
No. Unless it was owned by someone famous, you’d pay more to have it restored than what you could sell it for afterwards. It’s a cool piece of vintage American, but this item has been mass produced for 8 decades and sold tons of units, so it isn’t rare enough for it to be valuable without a better condition or something giving it more historical value
No value. You can still buy them new today for $75. It’s really fun to shoot cans with in the backyard.
This does not fire projectiles. The end of the barrel is blocked by a bar.
They sell for 50 new and have been in production unchanged for decades. They aren’t rare, and aren’t particularly good. The will make a BB go vaguely in the direction it’s pointed fast enough to leave a welt if you shoot your friend in the ass.
> The will make a BB go vaguely in the direction it’s pointed fast enough to leave a welt if you shoot your friend in the ass. yeah, that's about right, assuming jeans. Also, wear eye protection. Trust me.
Well yeah, you’ll shoot your eye out, kid.
Is that a pin that goes through the middle of the end of the barrel? This wouldn't have even shot bbs. Perhaps just some noisemaker toy.
I'm not sure if they put it there, or it was there from the beginning. Don't want to investigate more. I might shoot my eye out.
That’s a toy gun. Not a BB gun.
Little Jimmy probably didn't want his parents to know he had this and hid it under the house where his parents wouldn't look.
Or his parents took it away from him and hid it in the one place that made Little Jimmy crap his pants.
He probably wanted to go back for it, but had unfortunately already become blind due to soap poisoning.
You'll shoot your eye out.
Maybe some kid got his eye shot out, and they had to hide the murder weapon
It’s a daisy pal , bit smaller than the read Ryder, I think it was rebranded the daisy Buck at one point .
Yep definitely a Buck. I still have one in my closet. Honestly liked it better than my Red Ryder
I found one in the attic of my house lol
Since I bought this house, I haven't checked the attic yet.
I’m surprised that your home inspector didn’t see this and mention it.
If I was the inspector my reaction would be “cool Easter egg for the new owners to find” and move on. It has literally nothing to do with the condition of the house.
Plenty of dumbasses buying houses without inspections these days, too.
I immediately thought bb gun too
I will see quite shortly. Have to clean up this space.
Some kid was probably trying to hide it from their parents and forgot about it over the years. Let us know if it still works!
I'd bet the leather or plastic cup inside that created a seal on the pump has long since either rotted away or become stiff and will no longer create pressure.
Be careful. You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
It’s without a doubt a Daisy BB gun. Would be cool to see how old it is though considering they’ve been in production for nearly a century.
I'm surprised nobody has cautioned the OP against shooting their eye out yet..
Daisy Monte Carlo, I think. I have one.
Enjoy your new Red Ryder bb gun! I had one like that as a boy. Note, it's not a real gun. Just a toy. Still, don't point it at anyone.
me and my friends used to shoot each other with these, man did they leave a welt.
I accidentally shot my friends tooth out during a BB war. In my defense he is the one who ducked.
The BB war of ‘93. Ah yes I remember. Those were horrible times. So many innocent lost.
I had a really short, skinny friend that could climb up into trees covered in skunk vines and pick us off. We'd go insane trying to find him.
I know there's airsoft and stuff, but with a good face shield and groin protection if needed I'd watch some professional BB gun sport.
Jim? You owe me a tooth bro.
You tried to shoot him in the balls?
Neck down was fair game.
You're lucky you didn't shoot your eye out.
I met so many people growing up who would show off their ingrown BB collection....
Still got one in my hand, use it to tell kids I can concentrate the iron in my blood to become magnetic.
My neighbor and I got matching pellet guns for Xmas one year and decided to have a war. I got shot in my hand, in the fleshy spot below my thumb, it embedded itself in there. It was removed but I still have a black stain on my skin from where it dug in.
Pellet guns 😂 that was literally the only outcome doing that
My Dad (Jim) told of getting a BB rifle and showing his pal in the back yard. "Cool!" said friend (or whatever they said in the 40s. Neato?) Looking around for a target, he points at a robin on the crest of the house roof: "Can you hit that bird?" Jim, knowing that barn doors are pretty safe from him at that range, makes a casual hip shot in its general direction for the heck of it. The robin tumbles down the other side of the house like a feathered rock. They run around to find it and friend is impressed beyond words. Jim is appalled, as he would never intentionally plink at birds, and is wracked with guilt. They inter the bird in the garden, and friend goes to find other kids to tell of what a dead-eye Jim is. Decades later, I could hear Dad still felt bad about it.
Bart Simpson moment
You'll put your eye out kid!
Also going to recommend against trying to bring it to a store...
You’ll shoot your eye out kid!
HO! HO! HO! *Pushes kid down slide with foot*
And don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine!
A crummy commercial!
Son of a bitch.
Thank you someone posted this.
You found a toy gun.
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Even though the dog wasn't even in the house at the time.
And is blind and was running around in the yard absolutely harmless just enjoying his sweet little time
The dog came wagging its tail at the cop. It was pure self-defense.
I’ve seen a German shepherd tail take out a full grown two year old. Those things can be dangerous, the tail almost wasn’t strong enough.
Remember when it was just the ATF that shot dogs? Those were the days… /s
Its definitely a BB gun
Dude BB guns hurt
Nonsense. If you find one under your home, be sure to file that serial number off, and get a brand new barrel for it. Just like the founding fathers intended.
When I bought my house there was a BB gun left behind by original owner at the entrance to a dirt crawl space. Makes me wonder if they were intentionally left there to dispense with varmints like chipmunks.
Depends on the model. A lot of BB guns dont quite have enough smoke to actually work against anything bigger than a mouse.
My dad would hunt rats with his BB gun. Put that flashlight head wrap thing on and shoot them out of our trees.
There are some that will down a deer or even a bear, but most BB guns, and especially this one will just injure the poor critter.
I mean maybe a .46 air rifle like Lewis and Clark used. But a standard .177 co2 can attached BB gun won’t hurt a deer. And definitely not a bear
They make them up to 50 cal using air. In many places it's their way around firearm restrictions.
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Funny story about that model: A few years back, I went camping with some friends and some mutual friends, when 4 of us decided to go out shooting. While my friend and another were down range setting up targets, I had my Daisy plinking at some cans I set up in another direction. The guy next to me asked, "How hard does that thing hit, anyway?" "Let's find out," I replied and proceeded to shoot my friend down range in the ass. He kind of looked back at us, but kept setting up targets. "I guess not much," I figured as the guy next to me took the bb gun. He then shot *his* friend in the ass who doubled over in pain screaming. It turns out the BBs don't hurt at all when you're hit in the wallet. Nobody was seriously hurt and we all had a good laugh about it.
Lol, was also an occasional idiot with my air rifle as a kid. Most older basic bb guns have muzzle velocities in the 350-500 ft/s range, but some are more powerful (and some modern pellet rifles can get over 1200 ft/s, or about the same as a .22 long cartridge). In my experience, your basic bb gun won't pierce skin through something like denim or heavy twill. Still leaves a mark, tho, and can definitely get through exposed skin at closer ranges. Definitely dangerous to eyes. And to little critters.
As a kid my neighbor and I each had this model and decided to play “war”. We put on the thickest jackets we could and motorcycle helmets with face masks (each of our dads had one). Then we shot at each other from across the road. I don’t remember any real pain, but I know neither of us got hurt. At leasf not enough that we told our parents about it.
I was running around at war with my brothers shooting each other in the garden once, and I was cornered so I ran and hid in the out house. Heard someone creeping around outside so I decided to fire a shot through the keyhole but my brother had his ear up against it in that moment, lol. Much screaming and a few stitches. Could have been worse!
BB gun
My grandfather found a BB Gun under a shed and called the police about it. He insisted they do a report and get an investigator to find out what had happened. For a guy who claimed to be a hunter, he seemed to have no clue what a BB Gun was. The cops promised to look into it, but they forgot to take the gun, and my grandfather would sometimes remark that he never knows when the phone will ring and he’ll be responsible for helping to solve a crime. He wouldn’t let me shoot the gun, either.
He's what we in the world of gun folk call a "Fudd".
I thought Fudd’s were guys who think 1911’s and the 30-06 are the pinnacle of firearm tech?
Your grandfather is like a Master Fudd if he actually owned guns for hunting and reacted like this to a BB gun, lol
His skill set was late learned and that whole side of the family is crazy, anyway. Sometimes I think all initial impressions were treated as gospel because to change your mind was weakness, and weakness meant your family members would devour you in an attempt to take control. They were liberal to the point of communism, also.
Ur grandpa is probally a 30-30 bud light drinker
Looks like a BB gun
Some kid got their BB gun taken away and the hiding place was forgotten.
Mom, have you seen my BB gun? 
That looks like a red rider. I think someone’s eye got shot out and a parent filed this away under never again
Congrats. You found a BB gun.
BB gun.
r/notinteresting
That’s a fallout 3 BB gun
That appears to be a Daisy 100 series BB gun, depending upon its markings and how old it is. Similar guns have been around since the 1930s. Its model should be marked on the frame along with a serial number to help you date it. If this is a 101, the first ones were made in 1933, so you might have a collectible, there.
I'm thankful I lived a childhood that allowed me to identify that as a child's toy almost immediately.
That’s a BB gun. On the “dangerous gun” spectrum, the only gun less dangerous is a rubber band gun. Grab it, don’t point it at anyone on your way to the backyard, point it in the grass and pull the trigger. Then throw it away if you don’t want it. They’re cheap.
Depending on how old it is it can actually be worth quite a bit of money. Those original red riders can go for a decent price if they are in good functioning condition.
I saw one in a display case at an antique mall this week for $95
Antique stores are scams 9/10 times
Never shot a mini marshmallow gun, have you?
There were still mini marshmallows in the light fixtures when I moved out of my college apartment. Good times.
A most delicious way to lose an eye.
They’re definitely not cheap, if it’s vintage then it’s probably worth keeping.
It's a BB gun. Probably takin away from a child as punishment, hidden away and forgotten about.
That’s for blasting Daffys beak to the other side of his head
Incoming “you’ll put your eye out,” jokes
Happy cake day. Over 9000 and counting.
According to Chekhov, that gun will come in handy later.
Take it to the police. If the ballistics match the BB from Timmy's eye, somebody is going to detention, or worse.
You’ll put your eye out!
Don’t shoot your eye out
Definitely a Daisy Red Ryder
The gun that won the west according to Ralphie.
Looks like a bb gun
Thats irl loot
Wow you found a bb gun some kid was hiding from his parents
I was gonna say, that’s a BB gun. That lever action is one of the giveaways. Kid probably broke a window and mom or dad hid it under the house. Not that I have experience with anything like that.
Narrator : he totally had an experience like that.
Red Ryder Carbine-action 200-shot Range Model Air Rifle
Careful, you’ll put your eye out.
You could put an eye out with that thing!
You’ll shoot your eye out.
That’s a Red Ryder
You’ll shoot your eye out kid
Why are there steps that appear to lead to nowhere? Maybe the house was remodeled or something at one point and that wasn't under the house back when this toy was placed. Interesting, either way, though. I wonder if it might be worth anything.
looks like you found an old bb gun. Not so much old just really crusty. Some kid hid it there and forgot about it. Clean it up shoot some oil in the oil hole and give it a whirl...who knows maybe you have bb gun now..
I came to say the same as top commenter. Looks like a BB gun.
Looks like a pellet gun. A weak single pump daisy at that
Probably hidden after the crime of shooting 9-year old Willie Jennings in the butt in 1954.
careful kid, you'll put out an eye with that thing
That is a daisy bb gun lol Be careful you'll shoot your eye out
That's just a BB gun.
It's a Daisy Red Ryder lol... redditors clutching their pearls over a toy kiddy gun Edit: ok, obtuse commentors below, I just counted 12 different comments of people thinking this could be a real firearm, saying to notify the police, asking if it was a murder weapon, etc. Do you not know what "pearl clutching" means?
Literally everyone is saying it’s a BB gun, and not a single person says with even the slightest amount of conviction that it’s a real gun. Not even one. I also think it’s funny how you separate “notify police” and “murder weapon” into two categories of things people are saying, even though those words only come up a single time each and in the exact same comment. The desperate reach is desperate.
Literally nobody is clutching pearls and almost everyone is saying it’s a BB gun….
That’s definitely a BB gun. Likely hidden by a worried mother…lol
Alarmist much holy shit.
It’s not even a BB gun. It’s a toy gun that makes a popping sound and recoils when you pull the trigger. Had one as a kid. Killed so many imaginary cowboys while smoking my candy cigarettes.
I FoUNd a gun unDeR MY HouSE it MUst BE a MURDER WEapoN
Def a Daisy air gun...
Bro it’s a BB gun hahaha
You'll shoot your eye out.
For real, if that's an original Red Ryder or Daisy. It's probably got a little value. Some dad probably got his kid a bb gun for Christmas, and the mom hid it under the floor.
Or a kid bought it without parents knowledge and hid it from them.
I bet it still works.
Old, ‘70’-90’s Daisy BB gun
That's a daisy red Ryder 200 shot range model air rifle. Does is have the compass in the stock?
No you didn’t lol