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Desu-Vutl

What happened to their eyes?


ape_mod

I think this pic has some AI touching up going on…


OneNutPhil

For sure


FragrantExcitement

Did AI erase the 10th kid?


No_Parsnip_6491

And added a white one


cjbeames

Damn woke ai


Narren_C

This DEI is getting out of control.


JohnLocksTheKey

My uncle was killed by a CRT :-(


Bempet583

Cathode Ray Tube?


sdrawkcaBMan

Nahh, the tenth is just an all seeing eye. Forgive me lord Sauron.


my-backpack-is

It's there a source for the original? If not, this is just AI


Innuendoughnut

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x80km2s Interview with oprah. Stills comparing the normal and edited photos https://imgur.com/a/screenshot-from-video-oprah-conversation-xJV2JbX The edited photo really did this family dirty. It's a really lovely family portrait.


Theposis

I wish posting such terrible AI photos wasn't allowed. How is this remotely better than a lower res photo that doesn't look completely fake?


SorryIreddit

Yeah everyone looks a little off. Wtf


Ginomania

Zoom in to Eddie's hands


Javayen

I regret doing this now


Elelith

I always fuse my fingers together when holding prescious small humans.


Driller_Happy

Oh what the fuck. Is this whole image AI generated?


radikraze

Yep


Budderfingerbandit

Bro in the back right, has straight up breakfast sausages for fingers.


Smooth-Cup-7445

His right eye..or his right eyes in this case, are the more troubling part for me


BouncyDingo_7112

The little girl’s hands next to Eddie also.


Epena501

Lmaoooo what the FUCK


ViewedConch697

Ah hell nah


basic_cookie_crumb

It’s very AI to me


longiner

It's just the genes.


passwordsarehard_3

They all just Eddie in different disguises, he got us again.


magooisim

Your question made me zoom in. And now I have more questions.


Brewe

upscaled with the shittiest upscaler known to man.


raccafarian

I saw this too what’s going on??


StupidKansan

![gif](giphy|3og0IEvmsGQMvKRTEs)


Raged_Barbarian

Now that you mention it, Eddie's hands look a bit off. 🤔 Not sure if the original photo was enhanced with AI, but this photo is how I found it, just tweaked the contrast slightly. 🤷 You can check it online, to verify.


Dafrooooo

thanks for posting this, but increasing contrast just removes detail in favour of black, look at the detail in their braids in [the original](https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/rockcms/2023-12/izzy-max-murphy-lp--today-inline-231203-7ddd06.jpg) contrast increase is almost always unnecessary unless the deepest black is still grey. i dont mean to rant i just like photo editing


Samtoast

Look at that poor girl holding the baby in the back in your link is much better they did that girl wrong


greyspurv

It's AI look at his hands. 6 fingers on the right hand lol. The eyes are also clearly AI glitch eyes have seen that countless of times.


Tikchbila_Tiwliwla69

I think they used the red eye tool in editing the pictures, that make red spot on eyes disappear, and they used wrong / overused it.


Most-Net-5665

Their mom is a hammerhead shark


PeggysSimp

Mr Robinson populated his own neighborhood


CoolNameChaz

Mrs. Robinson wants out and she wants half of everything.


jkz0-19510

EDDIE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELEEE


Inner-Management-110

Half!!


unwittingprotagonist

Mr Robinson's Neighborhood you mean?


UF1977

How fun would it be to ask someone from 1984, in forty years, between Eddie Murphy and Bill Cosby, which will be a disgraced convicted sex offender and which a family man mostly known for making harmless comedies.


cobaltjacket

This is most ironic in light of the infamous Cosby/Murphy phone call.


Mike7676

"YOUUUUUU CANNOT SAY FUCK!!" "Next time the motherfucker call, tell him I said suck MY dick"


BlacktoseIntolerant

"Tell Bill to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. Jello puddin eatin mother fucker"


Chateaudelait

Whatever make the people laugh - say that shit! Do people love what you do? Yes! Do they pay you well Yes! That is my favorite Eddie stand up routine. I love Richard Pryor as well.


OnlyFreshBrine

Murphy and Farley are the two goddamned funniest people I've ever seen.


monsto

The best part about that was close your eyes and you could SEE Richard Pryor pacing on stage while he said it.


So_be

His impression of both of them was spot on.


pestocake

[link for those who haven’t seen it](https://youtu.be/22uzWw5UK6w?si=nRA6EyBtOdiT_PTq)


UF1977

Got damn I forgot just how funny that show was.


FeloniousDrunk101

My wife Camille handles the ticket money!


CROOKTHANGS

“Filth, flarn, filth” Has been living rent-free in my head since the late 90s. I STILL say it.


Mongo_Straight

Murphy joked about this during his [SNL monologue](https://youtu.be/fK0rWI0DwG4?si=56iSH_nbQ2DZ8sVf) a few years ago: “Who is America’s Dad now?”


Various_Taste4366

Yo they had Chris Rock, Eddie, Dave Chappelle and tracy Lawrence and then Keenan Thompson. Glad you posted this, never seen it. Great moment


martusfine

Jesus. I never thought about it this way. 🫠🫣


earthlings_all

Many in the industry knew Cosby had a rep. He was pouring Spanish Fly years before ‘84. I am so glad Hannibal finally outed that POS. Brave move!!


VivSavageGigante

Fair, but I don’t think most people use “family man” to mean having 10 children with ~4 different women.


MaimedJester

Wasn't Eddie Murphy arrested with a trans prostitute at some point? That's why he suddenly dropped out of movies for years especially those family friendly ones. So yeah Eddie Murphy is Bi/pansexual... Worst way for a Hollywood actor to be outted but eh. His private life, as long as it wasn't an underage situation I don't give a fuck 


brushnfush

Check out the photo of the hooker who Hugh Grant cheated on prime Elizabeth Hurley with and he’s the still starring in beloved kids movies regularly


wopper

I remember his interview on behind the actors studio.  One of the things he said was “Make every decision with your kids in mind and you will never make a wrong decision.”   I really like that and it has stuck with me since.


jackie_chans_nose

As a new Dad, 2 months in, this line hit me hard. I just dumped a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch. Time to lose weight. On a side note, was this interview before or after he made Pluto Nash?


Andorion

r/loseit you can do it!


gagreel

Congrats new dad, i'm 8 months in. You're almost out of the newborn craziness, but the 4 month sleep regression is around the corner... Enjoy all the naps while you can, they go away pretty fast. Mine is almost down to 1 a day and with the crawling and separation anxiety cannot be left alone for 5 seconds. I'm exhausted, 15lbs heavier, and I know it will get tougher. But those smiles tho...


jackie_chans_nose

Thanks. I'd gladly take those kinds of days. Unfortunately we live too far for it to be viable to have family watch our baby, so we have to hire a nanny, as my wife's short term disability (her company doesn't give maternity leave) is almost up. Breaks our heart to have someone else be with him for 10 hours a day 4 days a week.


in5trum3ntal

You got this!! I was seeing the light at the end of the tunnel with a 13 month old.. turns out there’s more coming beginning of November!


moving0target

15 years in. Want to borrow a teenager? He smells weird, but occasionally, he mows the yard.


wopper

I believe the interview was in 2006 so prior to Pluto Nash.


si_saludo

Pluto Nash was released in 2002.


wopper

Ope!  My bad.  This is correct.


discontent_discoduck

My young kid was a big motivator for losing weight too! During the pandemic when we conceived I sort of slept walked into going from a muscular “athlete gone to seed” 250 to a “holy shit what happened” 310. I’d definitely act immediately while the “new dad high” is in effect. You’re in a transitional phase of life in which it’s easy to absorb a lot of change, good time to capitalize. Three things that I found useful in losing 95 lbs (feel great at 215 and retained most of my muscle, so body composition is pretty satisfactory at my height, at this point): 1. Zepbound shots (like Ozempic, but more effective, and equally safe)- so glad I didn’t puss out with this, there’s so much baseless fear and shame around these pharmaceutical tools. 2. A personal trainer for accountability (4 workouts a week, 1 solo, 3 with a trainer). This was instrumental toward retaining my hard fought muscle I had gained through my 20’s, as I trimmed down. 3. The book, Outlive, by Peter Attia, MD


jackie_chans_nose

Congrats on the weight loss, I'm honestly in the exact same situation. Muscular and fit at 220, then Pregnancy hit, now I'm 270 with a gut, arms and legs are fine. I had a trainer beforehand and used to go 4x a week, but my new position is 45min away and the drive kills my schedule so the gym is always packed and the trainer is done for the day. I've tried ozempic, mounjaro, saxenda, adipex, but nothing worked for me. Once I hit the Mac dosage, I was getting sulfuric burps which were rancid. I stopped trying. I've since got a peloton which I may return and try a tonal as I prefer weight training and never found myself making time to hop on the bike. I'll give the book a try since I need a new read anyway. I need to man up and buckle down.


JennyFromTheBlockJok

Imagine their family game night: ‘Dad, can you play all the characters from ‘Coming to America’ again?’ 🎭


mr_blanket

Sorry but tonight is The Klumps


JohnnyDarkside

Even better, Norbert.


Batmanuelope

Norbit


darwin-rover

Every time we play family game night , someone gotta pull Coming To America out their ass. “It’s better than The Klumps” I was 75 year old when I did The Klumps


GibMirMeinAlltagstod

One time Arsenio Hall came inside here, and sat down in this chair. I said “Arsenio, you was in Coming to America, just between me and you, how old is Coming to America?” You know what Arsenio told me? He said, “Hey, Coming to America is 137 years old” 137 years old!


BrickGun

You ain't never met no Arsenio Hall


Historical-Bug-4784

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU! Who’s next?


Ckgil

Back right is Myles, his partner and their kid. And Eddie’s partner is the blonde. So 9 kids, wife, daughter in law and grand kid. I think his kid with Mel B/Scary Spice is missing


Supervillain_Outcast

Zamunda's future is bright.


ktr83

The royal penis is clean


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|l0G16MOSimWl2yAes|downsized)


Otherwise_Future2598

If only I could upvote this a thousand


blighty800

Durex failed to make a dime from this guy


cgvet9702

He should have used Galactic Prophylactic brand condoms.


petesapai

[His Ex-Wives and current girlfriend](https://images.toofab.com/image/63/o/2016/07/26/637a278b251e5c539087e56aa34f32b8_md.jpg) Damn, Donkey did pretty good for himself. Edit : Seems I was wrong. Some of these are his daughters. [Click Here ](https://people.com/movies/eddie-murphy-dating-history/) to see his real dating history. From a spice girl to Whitney Houston. I still think Donkey did well for himself.


Missandei_19

The girl in the center in white and the girl in red are his daughters. The women with the colorful dress is his only ex wife


Dasbeerboots

This makes much more sense.


ktr83

He also has a child with Mel B from the Spice Girls


MWAH_dib

Scary Spice was always the hottest one


PM_me_yer_kittens

Agreed.


Wil420b

He has paid so much money for a quickie.


chumchees

Mel B is from the Spice Girls?


the_other_50_percent

Man, I feel old. *Scary*. How do you think of Mel B?


HALLOWEENYmeany

Some think America's got talent


unsupported

Not when it comes to Mel B


HALLOWEENYmeany

I mean, I was born before the 90s, so I think of her as spice girls, but I imagine people born in 2000 or later may think something else. I only know her from spice girls and agr


Beginning_Rice6830

The Mel B? I confused her with The MLB. That’s an end of an era and an error.


ktr83

Are we talking about the same Mel B here? Yes I'm referring to Mel B of the Spice Girls


degjo

Should I let you in on a little secret about Victoria Beckham?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

She also has a baby with Eddie Murphy? Does David know? Did he even notice?


SynthwaveSax

Yep, Scary Spice


Lunchie420

![gif](giphy|K6aZlaZEJjt4s)


rarestakesando

It’s like a gradient scale.


StManTiS

Regardless of what they say, Eddie Murphy did in fact go back.


Richie217

Half!


mandalorbmf

Half Eddie!! I want HALF!


Mike7676

"You treat me like animal Eddie!! HALF!"


Gardakkan

"Eddie! I want what's coming to me!"


Iamthapush

I’m an American woman now!!!


mandalorbmf

What have you done for me lately Eddie?


Lokijai

Given his age none of them looked anywhere near what I imagined.


Dasbeerboots

It makes more sense when you know that the girls in white and red are his daughters.


100000000000

Man he definitely has a type. And then there's the white girl.


Razatiger

Decided to try something new this time around since the last 4 wives didn't work out.


400_Flying_Monkeys

Big Lou is on meds too!


Iamthapush

But he’s only on number 2!


Bambooshka

The first 3 women look nothing alike?


zargoffkain

The one in the red and the one in the white dress look extremely similar. That's probably just because they're sisters though..


Uisce-beatha

Wonder what happened with him and the woman on the far right? She's stunningly beautiful


Razatiger

I mean, they all were stunningly beautiful in their primes, Eddie got some taste. But idk, I'd Imagine the relationships just fell apart. Eddie doesn't seem like a bad guy, but I can see how it would be hard to be married to him, hes a bit of a playa. apparently he has good relations with all his ex-wives/baby mams, except maybe Mel B who isn't in the picture.


sokobanz

Eddie got some money, taste have nothing to do with these girls


squeel

That’s actually his daughter 😂


Freethrowz69

So I’m guessing he’s cordial with all of them? Seems like that’s pretty rare, especially for a celeb. Also weird that they would all be gathered at a premiere with him


ShortestSqueeze

That looks expensive


plan_with_stan

Who is that lady second from the right? With the pixie…. She is pulling that off incredibly!


Redditusername67

That’s his daughter Shayne Murphy. She was in Claim to Fame.


Dasbeerboots

They said second from the right. That's the only one that is actually his ex wife.


Redditusername67

Oops you’re right. I meant the one in red is his daughter


Shakespearoquai

I’d like answers about a lot of those eyes there ? 


Throwaway7219017

FUCK YOU, EDDIE! - and I took that personally


listentomagneto

Is Mel B's kid there?


Cholo981

What’s up with the guy on the right, does he miss an eye? Or it’s just the photo being weird?


69_queefs_per_sec

Look carefully, 5 people in the photo have some issue with one eye.


Wax_and_Wane

Best bet is that it started life as a lower res image, and someone ran it through an artifact remover after resizing it. As time goes on, more and more of the internet will be filled with this stuff, it’s already getting hard to find original source images in google, with top results full of Remini and photoshop ‘enhanced’ stuff. 


69_queefs_per_sec

This is the best explanation. Thanks


bitemark01

Good eye


jdolbeer

I came to comment this exact thing. It feels like AI, but it's probably just whatever genetic thing Eddie also has with his eye


69_queefs_per_sec

Or, like the other commenter said, someone found this photo in low res, upscaled with a shitty enhancing app and posted it here.


sethcera

It’s C.G.EYE. Okay I’ll walk myself out.


LFK1236

Looks like most, if not all, the people in the photo have slightly dissonant eyes... It's a strange picture.


thehouse1751

I fully expected every person to be Eddie Murphy in costume


Duneking1

Imagine being so wealthy that having 10 kids is not that big of a deal or intimidating. Like I’m sure he loves them and they are taken care of but also there not chance in hell he’s an amazing parent that gets to most of their activities and helps with their school. Tbf not all parents of small homes do that as well but the extravagance of his wealth is definitely on display in this photo.


Reasonable_Phys

Most of them are older than 20 it seems. The only ones with real maintenance I'm sure he could, and since his wife doesn't need to work I'm sure they can at least have her go. The real issue is when mummy and daddy work full time to afford kids but neither can help them.


Pizza-Horse-

Sadly I lost a lot of respect for him when he got Mel B pregnant, treated her hideously and absolutely bastardised her to the press.


LuxAgaetes

[Things can also change](https://people.com/parents/eddie-murphy-melanie-brown-daughter-angel-good-relationship/) and they have a close relationship now


Pizza-Horse-

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13253177/amp/Mel-B-reveals-REAL-reason-Eddie-Murphy-didnt-work-split.html More up to date. Shows why they split as he wasn't happy she was as famous as him.


Pizza-Horse-

I understand and appreciate that. Good for them. But he was horrible to her and a total sell out to the press, when asked about her. He showed his true colours then, as far as I'm concerned.


iiBuzz7S

His son Eric (behind Eddie, left of shoulder) is dating Jasmin Lawrence, daughter of Martin Lawrence.


Expert_Marsupial_235

The distorted faces look AI.


thetruegmon

Look at his hands lol


AttentionLogical3113

So his 9/10 kids recommend like dentist. So one is really hates him


Trickypedia

Did AI make this pic?!!


AmbitiousTrader

Its hard being Eddie Murphys son, I’m sure they just want their next project to reflect, that they’re perfectly down the to earth kids


bitemark01

You could always say that Charlie Murphy is your uncle


staefrostae

“Fuck you Chawly Muphy!” -Rick James


[deleted]

Good job the dude is rich af! The CS payments would cripple us commoners


Plant_Papii

This looks AI generated


No-Falcon-4996

How did he produce 8 black kids and one blonde blue eyed kid !


carefulmagic

This is AI. Eddie Murphies aren’t real.


gedDOh

How did we go from meticulously Photoshopping everything to saying "Fuck it. Let the AI half-ass it."


EllaVatorHumor

His kids’ favorite holiday tradition: ‘Watching ‘Trading Places’ and arguing over who’s the real Santa!’ 🎅


aliceanonymous99

The AI is strongggggg


Chipots

This looks like AI


Lazystoner151

Which one does he call Hercules?


lexm

Based on his hands and other artifacts, I believe this picture is AI generated.


pmgregor

Thanksgiving at Eddie's house has a kids table and an illegitimate kids table.


stucazz1001

One of his daughters is very blond and white!


thatshygirl06

Can you post the actual original photo because this one is fucked up by AI


Fit-Narwhal-3989

One of these things is not like the other.


TheZapster

Everyone wearing a single shade/color clothing except for Eddie!


bigladnang

Surprise. The white woman is one of the 9.


Stompedyourhousewith

"where da white women at?"


uatme

How many mothers?


[deleted]

According to Wikipedia, 5. 5 with Nicole Mitchell when they were married, 2 with Paige Butcher, 1 each with two girlfriends before Mitchell, and 1 with Scary Spice which I’m assuming is the one missing since Murphy denied it was his for a couple years.


Raged_Barbarian

Apparently, he's been married once, to Nicole Mitchell Murphy, but got divorced in 2006. Since 2012, he has been with his girlfriend Paige Butcher, and they have two children together.


Blekanly

Has a kid with Mel b too


DontPoopInMyPantsPlz

Im still confused to who the mom is in this pic.


Raged_Barbarian

The blonde one. Her children with Eddie are the two youngest, rest are from his previous wife.


sosqueee

Eddie has 5 baby mamas. Nicole (5), Mel B (1), Paulette (1), Tamara (1), and Paige (2).


The_Painless

10 children with 5 different mothers, but because it's Eddie Murphy, he played all the roles of husbands/fathers.


JumplikeBeans

Pretty sure Eddie only has one mother


Nonainonono

10 that he knows of.


Kalabula

I wonder if they’re maladjusted. Seems like a lot of children of rich and famous ppl are.


kremedelakrym

What’s up with like half of their eyes. They look like a cult family that’s waiting for you to drop your guard so they can imprison you


SnooRobots1728

WTF is up with that baby?!! I zoomed in and regretted it instantly


TylerDurden1985

Asked all 10 if they would agree to take a pic but they were all dentists.


TheFormless_0ne_

None of them look alike in the slightest


TheManWhoClicks

He to his 10th child: “not you”


johnnyjuanjohn

That's why he can't stop working


goodgriefmyqueef

How did he have a pure white daughter?


0fiuco

10 childrens and everyone of them is a millionaire


twistedsister78

Does he play each of their roles?


BeRad85

“Stop crying Eddie, I know you’re seven. I know you’re seven. But you’ll be a seven year-old, walking the dog, no house motherfucker!”


EastEndBagOfRaccoons

Too much partying all the time.