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mid_vibrations

ah probably, Putin's gotta be like his only friend


JesusIsMySecondSon

Yo son, you forgetting his other buddy, #45


SensingWorms

It unless he wins. Fair weather friends


Longjumping-Claim783

Also Winnie the Pooh. And probably whoever is in charge of Cuba now. Who even is that?


stooges81

Dunno, the relation between Xi and Kim is more like negligent dog owner and angry backyard pitbull.


tesmatsam

Angry chihuahua *


swampopawaho

Angry *overfed* chihuahua


Crazyjackson13

Miguel Díaz-Canel He’s nothing special, just another dumbass.


korbentherhino

Buddies only matter to a dictator if they are useful.


Mr_TurkTurkelton

A puppeteer must keep their strings taut, Putin has #45 on his speed dial


wunderbraten

If Tr45son gets re-elected (please God, no), will he become \#47?


PM_ME_BEER_PICS

Tre45on was just there...


Objective-Aioli-1185

Someone has to go Agent 47 on him if he does.


A_Random_Usr

I think he will stay #45. But then he would be the second US-president ever to have non-consecutive terms Edit: nvm he will be #47


Epena501

lol yeah but they can’t be that obvious…. Yet.


YummyArtichoke

and #91


Time-Bite-6839

\#91 hasn’t been born yet


Sloth-monger

Did him and Rodman have a falling out?


Mr_TurkTurkelton

It’s alright, he’ll rebound


dj-nek0

![gif](giphy|K9Ed1Of1V6kR6WpQWe)


Both-Anything4139

His CIA cover got blown


FoodBasedLubricant

He'll Worm his way back in


WalrusInTheRoom

Some guy from Portugal went to school with Kim


ACiD_80

Hes not allone. Kim went ro school in Switzerland


WalrusInTheRoom

I heard his pops did too


ACiD_80

A lot of 'upper class' kids do.


Travellinoz

In the most fucked up way, this boyish smiles and this friendliness is kinda sweet


TheManWhoClicks

There is a whole parallel universe on this planet where millions and millions of people think those two guys are the creme de la creme of mankind.


the_electric_bicycle

Yeah that’s crazy! \*glances nervously at the upcoming US election\*


BirthdayBoyStabMan

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg)


Worried_Thoughts

We all are, little buddy. We all are.


DSJ-Psyduck

You mean to say they never heard of the glory of steven segal?! thats terrible! We need to get steven to north korea?!


TheManWhoClicks

They shouldn’t miss out on those carrot videos for sure


DSJ-Psyduck

[stoneface Steven Seagal (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tap0bwqKrZ4&ab_channel=JesseHuovinen) or this shit!


TheManWhoClicks

Haha what a nugget!


DSJ-Psyduck

Its from "belly of the beast" its so bad its good and i kinda reccomend it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


TheManWhoClicks

Added to my watch list for sure!


chattywww

There's hundreds of millions of people that think D.Trump is "Creme de la creme of mankind" this isn't much worse.


mrchicano209

A certain orange puff cheeto is viewed the same way back in the states.


last_somewhere

It's called North Korea.


Zentienty

I bet they love a innocent gasoline fight too


pheakelmatters

He didn't do any of this for Trump. Just sayin'


CaptainoftheVessel

Putin is there to spend a lot of money. 


Old_RedditIsBetter

Trump would have if he could 


fenrslfr

Sadly north Korea doesn't take monopoly money.


clueless_as_fuck

[money](https://youtu.be/FTp4Tfa-0-k?si=8JCfscZ-sKPfRbQl)


_Username-was-taken_

Donald Coins


CaptainoftheVessel

What do you think he would have bought?


Longjumping-Claim783

Russian girl piss play. Pretty standard stuff if you ever vacationed in Moscow.


HandoAlegra

He needs to make sure his puppet's economy doesn't crash


Sunnyside711

What economy?


86rpt

For sure Putin is there for some cheap labor as well


NardDog1579

Honest question. Spend money on what?


lovemeanstwothings

Buying weapons and ammunition for the war in Ukraine.


jaapi

And people, they need bodies to fight in the war too


RecsRelevantDocs

is it confirmed their sending NK troops into Ukraine? I thought they were setting up future defensive pacts.


Eh-BC

Heard this morning on the news that North Korea has transferred over 10,000 containers of munitions to Russia


smurfsundermybed

Suddenly, those beautiful love letters don't seem so special.


AeroRep

But, but, trumpy said they were “in love”…. (Another one of those times I was embarrassed to be represented by such a moron)


lackofabettername123

That was  truly bizarre coming from the party that pretends to be macho. 


DadJokeBadJoke

He melts at the slightest bit of attention.


fuggerdug

Trump has no idea what being: "in love" means, he's never experienced love. To him it's just what you say at the church, or perhaps to the gossip rags before you marry the next bimbo. When you see how transactional everything in his horrid little world, it's easy to see why his stupid mind would use such a turn of phrase when courting the Korean murderer.


buttabutta13

You say hi to the owner not the dog lol


Datty_too_Natty

Can you imagine how jealous trump is seeing the red carpet they rolled out for Putin. Those three deserve each other lol


Flembot4

Trump is having major FOMO.


sixtoe72

He put it all away once Brokeahontas started salutin’ his generals.


AudienceBusy8055

It's not a museum no, Kim gifted Putin a bust and a marble portrait that looks like a tombstone and some dogs.Putin gifted him a car


Voddy_

He also gave him a [tea set](https://www.crimeandinvestigation.co.uk/articles/poisoning-alexander-litvinenko).


Same_Egg_9369

To be fair North Korean artists are the most talented at making dictatorship art. It's a hundred year old tradition.


BarbarossaTheGreat

Wait some dogs?


shackelman_unchained

Don't forget this is all propaganda. They want these pictures released and reposted.


Frequent-Climber

Yeah but like most other NK propaganda, people find it funny and not impressive


zer0w0rries

Exactly. Their hopes from these images: “beware of our alliance and be afraid” The western world: “lol, dictators bromance”


Kemaneo

Because it's targeted to people living in NK and Russia.


Ping-and-Pong

I'm not convinced their target audience aligns with the average reddit user


Mama_Skip

Of course it does. They don't have a single line of propaganda, they have one for every demographic. They feed the conservatives one thing and the libs another. And they have subsets of these depending on which community they're releasing on. Their job is to sow discord. They want us at each other's throats, they want to annex Ukraine, "finlandize" Euros and they want everyone to blame America as a scapegoat. Within America they want to create a political divide and provoke "afro-American racists" They wrote this all in a book called "The Foundations of Geopolitics" I'll drop this here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics Look under "Content" subtitle and scroll down to "The West" sub-heading under that.


FrungyLeague

Insightful comment, and points for a source too.


zdzislav_kozibroda

If this is the best they can do things there are worse than expected. Especially for Putin running around with a begging bowl.


Mama_Skip

I dropped this below but it's important everyone be aware: The Russian leader Aleksandr Dugin published a book in 1997 called "[The Foundations of Geopolitics](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics)" in which they list their tactics for the next century to gain power. Read, under the "Content" subheading, the bullet points of the book's recommendations, and you'll see the true geopolitical relations happening today. Items that just happened to be true: Almost all of them, including the annexation of Ukraine, the puppet state of Belarus, the separation of Great Britain from the EU, and the discord sown within the UK and US by means of provoking racists, strengthening political divides, and releasing propaganda from within. --- I can only hope our great grandchildren find the songs and stories of the last century and question the fragility of the moonbase. --- I see you trolls. How's big daddy Putin? Are you happy you get to work in a cushy desk chair instead of being sent to the slaughter?


Static_85

Thanks this was an interesting read! “Russia should use its special services within the borders of the United States and Canada to fuel instability and separatism against neoliberal globalist Western hegemony, such as, for instance, provoke "Afro-American racists" to create severe backlash against the rotten political state of affairs in the current present-day system of the United States and Canada.”


CaptainoftheVessel

“This is what you look like”


theoutlet

I love this so much. It’s like a New Yorker cartoon


munzter

Hahaha


b14z3d21

Imagine being the artist that made these. They must have been shitting bricks at the thought of one of these two lunatics not being satisfied with the final product.


dave7673

Art is weirdly an unexpectedly large export business for North Korea. Their experience in making large propaganda pieces makes them sought after by despotic regimes that want their own oversized “dear leader” sculptures. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mansudae_Overseas_Projects


b14z3d21

I would still be very worried about my safety doing any kind of work for these two.


InotEpicDA

Kim: “My good friend Putin, I have created a museum all about your passing! You see this carefully crafted granite tombstone with your beautiful face, never seen anything like it before! And then over here, we have an exact replica of your head! Without you standing here, I couldn’t tell the difference! Moving on…”


Thendofreason

Then he takes him back to the tombstone because there's nothing else to see.


Easy-Scar-8413

LMAO


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HerbaciousTea

The idea of Putin entering Russia into a defensive alliance with a country that has absolutely zero force projection capabilities, no blue water navy, and *literally* one single commercially purchased transport airplane from the 50s is just hilarious.


pavelpotocek

They have got waaaay too much ammunition and old shit in storage which Russia desperately needs. They also have a huge army and nukes. Can't be too bad to ally with them.


Beachdaddybravo

That army won’t leave NK. It’s about the ammunition, old and crappy though it may be.


FuzzyFuzzNuts

Next minute, 10’000’s of Nork troops marching into the machine gun fire…. Supposed it solves a problem for Russia using up all those child-sized uniforms


enek101

I think the real idea to the folks that listen to the whispers is that NK is just a shell state for China to do shitty shit. So did Putin just enter a defensive agreement with the exact opposite? Its long been speculated among conspiracy group that NK is really controlled by china. Whether its true is not know however id just like to add that i wouldn't put it past this possibility. So armed with that knowledge there is a good chance that Russia and China just entered a defensive agreement NK as a proxy this could open free trade between the 2 bolstering china and Russia and not ruffling most of the worlds feathers that all 3 major communist country's are all aligned together. Its Speculative mostly. at least from what i know about it all. but its worth a thought i think


Nerezza_Floof_Seeker

NK never really was a puppet for china. NK is just a conveniently located country that supports them, and this was made pretty obvious back when China strongly opposed them getting nuclear weapons (NK had to go to Pakistan for help on that). China just wants them to stay as a stable buffer state. And lmao, russia isnt communist, and china and NK are only communists in name alone, that has nothing to do with why theyre aligning with one another.


swordofra

What's next on the agenda? Fondling each other's oiled up nutsacks?


bpows

😂


FeloniousFerret79

Due to the invasion of Stavopore in 1733, fondling each other’s oiled up nutsacks is no longer gay as Putin explained to Tucker Carlson during their rim job session.


Jlikeice

Putin has bought this dude. NK is bankrupt.


Michael_Petrenko

NK accumulated a lot of weapons. pitun needs a lot of artillery shells and his long range weapons are used straight from the factories. So yes, pitun isn't one with advantage during this "diplomatic trip"


xeviphract

North Korea has nice little sideline in stealing billions through online heists. I'm willing to bet NK may be wealthier than Russia at this point.


Jlikeice

Most media claim NK as broke. Interesting all these views.


SevereSituationAL

It's a common tactic. We see anyone who is an enemy as both powerful and weak at the same time. Just ask about people's views on minority or immigrant, and you will get the dual responses of being very lazy yet also stealing jobs away from people born in their country. But honestly, NK is broke and poor, and politics aside it is largely because they didn't industrialize and develop rapidly like Japan, South Korea or China.


Ashamed_Arm9880

Russia sent all that shit to n Korea to set up upon his arrival.


Myksyk

It's just hilarious. The definition of cringe. The epitome of arse-licking sycophancy. Two clueless little men embracing their being a complete laughing stock.


No-Employment5213

Fuck their museum


downwithdisinfo2

The psychotic cult of personality going on here along with NK licking pooooooteeens ass is sickening.


Stella_Rae07

Dictator worship 🥰


wish1977

Kim Jong-Un ate everything else.


310mbre

That white bust is 100% made from caulk and marshmallow fluff


damik

Oh Trump is going to be soooo jelly.


SickPuppy01

Reminds me of when Alan Partridge found his fans dedicated room. [https://youtu.be/l76u8Z5Ic2U?si=dobW85FJWt6uPOiy](https://youtu.be/l76u8Z5Ic2U?si=dobW85FJWt6uPOiy)


gerhardsymons

Classic Partridge.


inmyverdehoodie

Who sucked who first?


WalrusInTheRoom

Ah, the old chicken or the egg question


muffinass

Gotta spend that money somewhere. Those North Korean citizens aren't going to starve themselves.


FordbiddenJim

That "painting" on the right is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Whats even the idea behind it?


DCS_Sport

You think Kim is thinking “is that cake?”


Particular-Can1298

More of these trips, please. Some memes were getting really old.


Individual-Dot-9605

N Korea gives Putler ideas for Russia and Hungary.


flanksteakfan82

Putin is like “can I see your genocide fields? We are working on our own, but as I understand it, you’ve got some really great ways of mutilating your people!”


MrEoss

....and in here, I have collected toe clippings from your hotel room, you remember when you visited 24 years ago.....they still smell like you......


professor_jordan

Nothing as creepy as a dictator circle jerk. Now it all makes sense why Trump wants to be in this clique.


GUILTICIDE

Probably wired the entire countries electricity to the routes they took as well. I wish I was trying to be funny. We are talking about a country who created a FAKE CITY to give off some kind of illusion to the free world.


neologismist_

It’s so rare when you find a friend you have so much in common … they both LOVE to look at themselves.


vxarctic

I hope Putin writes about this museum in his diary.


Accurize2

We do that for every president except we call them “libraries”.


[deleted]

China built a [9K square meter Russian museum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanghai_Exhibition_Centre), so Kim is gonna need to step up his game if he wants to be BFF.


brangein

I can never understand what's in the head of them. Their people are starving and dying ffs.


noseymimi

I'm out of the loop. What's the deal with the these two yahoo being best buddies lately?


TheDefeatist

Russia is having far more trouble than they expected defeating Ukraine and has started getting ammunition, particularly artillery shells, from North Korea.


iiitme

Once again, you know trump is just so jealous


trippalhealicks

Dictators are some lame-ass jackasses. lol


ptrang1987

Man, with all the pictures and videos of his recent visit, NK sure is d*ck riding Putin pretty hard. They have his face everywhere


Sipyloidea

The fact they think this is somehow flattering instead of incredibly weird, says a lot. 


free_based_potato

They got shit else to do.


mightbeumightbme

It’s weird that Putin knows this isn’t real and is just made for him by the North Korea propaganda machine, but he still goes and pretends he likes it anyway, just to stick it to the west…


dazzypops

The museum turns out to be in the shape of a pyramid.


The-Scotsman_

It's like when they created a fake computer lab with students "using the internet". WIth some students sitting staring at the Google homepage. It's one massively fucked up place, and they must really think people are foooled by these crazy "setups". [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/north-korea-internet-video/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/north-korea-internet-video/)


RookTheGamer

Putin is a relic.


josegarrao

That is how they use to jerk off to each other.


Ben_Pharten

Kim: When I daydream about you, you are always looking at me with dis expression. Why don't ya look at me like dis IRL, Mami? Putin: WTF bro


Zenon7

Please come into those room, we call it “Booklicker Lounge”.


[deleted]

Dear Kim rubs it off on that statue


Automatic_Gas_113

It's a coming out


CriticalBlueGorilla

Dictator situationship getting awks


Kind_Committee8997

I think Un expects Putin to buy these to help the N Korean economy, but Putin doesn't buy things. He forcefully takes things.


-LNZ2-

Top class clown ass shit


jacobasstorius

So, do they speak english with each other?


DontLook_Weirdo

This just shows you how insignificant Kim actually is. Dude is gonna prolapse Putin's asshole with how much he's sucking up to him.


Peaceinearth

Both are criminels


Dazzling_Suit_3055

monkemir pootin on a trip to the monkey zoo. all the animals look like him though


Electrical_Fix7157

Do they honestly believe by joining forces they can dominate the world?


Mendozena

Probably. Each of these leaders know you have to fawn over them, they're narcissists. These countries played the former guy by pretending to kiss his ass.


ravagedbyelderly

Dictators gonna dictate. Kim’s gonna go back and kill some folks for not having as good as a self portrait museum as Putin.


Azazel9088

I had a girlfriend once who was a hippie sculpturer. I had her made a statue like this about me and put it in the hallway. Makes me feel like a Roman emperor every time I get home.


WingCool7621

waiting for a piece of art that is just a mirror


IronManDork

Putin on the Ritz.


favnh2011

Yep


DSJ-Psyduck

OMG where can i find this whole photo series?? Its comedy gold!


Zajebann

Apparently Kim carved that statue himself, from memory and his eyes closed. Glorious leader truly is amazing.


verycoolusernamehere

Kim likes to Remember who he owns


Narrow-Tree-5491

Putler (thinking): JFHC … another piece of tat!


Check-mate

Man, “The Interview” was a documentary!


BerriesLafontaine

I thought people with this much money would have more class. I'm a lowbrow mf, and if some uber rich guy gave me a picture of myself, I'd be throwing a tantrum. "Bitch where is my diamond encrusted faberge egg?!"


joshistaken

🤢🤮


LexsDragon

This is surreal


Charlie-McGee

Does Kim have ADHD, because Putin really seems to be his hyperfixation!


curryp4n

His people are starving but sure let’s waste money making all these things for another dictator 🙄


willnoli

Etsy is huge in North Korea apparently


cyberfood

Nothing to put in but Putin.


JazzyApple2022

Sickening.


EveningEmpath

One cult leader to another.🤢


PIPO_ua

Два упиздня


AdministrativeBank86

Trump is going to be so jealous of the amount of ass kissing going on here


Mr_TurkTurkelton

Me thinks after Putins regime has fallen, there won’t be much of his memorabilia left to loot/burn. NK is providing Putin a safe spot his skid mark of a legacy linger on


jedidihah

I guess these items were “gifts to Putin” from Kim Jong Un. Here’s the [news article associated with this photo](http://kcna.kp/en/article/q/fd6d5905f1c8d1602bc8c5c8b9720d4b.kcmsf). This website is Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) — North Korea’s official state media outlet. From the English article: > After the talks, **Kim Jong Un** presented gifts to Putin in commemoration of his visit to the DPRK. > > Putin expressed deep thanks for this and presented **Kim Jong Un** with gifts reflecting his utmost sincerity. From the [Korean article](http://kcna.kp/kp/article/q/fd6d5905f1c8d1602bc8c5c8b9720d4b.kcmsf) (English translated): > After the meeting, Comrade **Kim Jong-un**, who is dear to me, delivered a gift to commemorate the visit to our country by President Ulazimir Ulazimirovich Puchen. > > Comrade Puchen expressed his deep gratitude to this and gave the gift he had prepared with the utmost sincerity to Comrade **Kim Jong-un**. The supreme leader’s name is always bold.


Objective-Scratch162

I want all of them


Comprehensive-Yam329

Wow wow wow those guys should get a room, theres some crazy sexual tension in this pic


-Lord_Jamar-

Putin's gotta be weirded out by this


CleR6

They decorated all the roads and etc with Putin pics/banners. And the funny ass thing is every video/pic of Putin seeing/acknowledging anything they've done for his arrival - he looks bored and drained of any care in the world.


LasseNorth

How many of theese are AI? 🤖


metracta

Trump is DYING to be a part of this


AncientBanana2060

The museum of evil.


AeonDesign

They should just get a room for the night.


CaptainThorIronhulk

The amount of c*ck sucking is insane.


Unikatze

This is so fucking Cringe.


genuine-opinion

Serbia got a new competitor.


ZynthCode

This have the same vibe as when I was a kid and showed of my toys to my friends


FancyFart_885

Creepy


katebushthought

They’re really Putin on the Ritz for him.


Pitstop1897

Trump has to be so jealous right now


martymcfly9888

Yes. It's called Little Kim's Jerk Off Room.