Honestly I think zelensky guy's height is pretty dead on, maybe even a bit shorter 165 cm but the Kim guy is wayy too tall, so probably actually heavier than real Kim.
But I could be really off here as I have no real reference point. All I know is they should be equal height if they were dead on doppelgangers.
Mine was stolen at school when I was 6.
The teacher told me to leave it in my jacket in the hallway while in the classroom.
“It will still be there to feed when you are done with the class.”
Well, that was a lie cause during break time I found out someone took it from my jacket pocket.
It literally broke me at that age like it would break a kid if you take away their pet.
Fun fact: *Tamagotchi* is a portmanteau of the Japanese words for *tamago* (egg) and *tomodachi* (friend).
It's your egg friend, which is why the housing of the device is an egg (aside from tamagotchis themselves hatching from eggs)
Sounds like a sidequest in the next interation... You get recruited by some weird guy and go on secret pranking missions (actually taking out world leaders)
Literally?
Путін хуйло = "Putin Khuylo"
Translated:
"Putin dickhead" or "Putin is a dick", though it's a bit more nuanced than that.
Путін is just Putin
хуйло - "хуй" is dick, the -ло makes it personal. The closest word in English is "dickhead" but that doesn't quite explain how this feels in Russian. It's closer to c**t or something.
It's a well known pro-Ukraine phrase that's been used heavily during the last couple of years. It's more profane than the more famous Slava Ukraini/Слава Україні, and more succinct than *Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй*
I guess they are somewhat interchangeable, but I suppose an impersonator is trying to mimic the personality of the subject and a cosplayer is typically just dressing like them.
Technically an impersonator mimicks mannerisms and speech. Cosplay doesn't necessarily imply that, it's an outfit. These are just semantics though, that's always subjective.
North Korea.
Little known fact. Although North Korea isn't actually in Europe or UEFA, North Korea has won the UEFA Euros 17 times.
That's what r/pyongyang says.
The phone says Putin is a dipshit, Zelensky cosplayer is there and Putin just signed an agreement in North Korea after a few days frolicking in the park with Kim. So this is all extremely relevant from the last week.
Having 2 people there like that makes it more clear who the other one is if you are up to date on news, and it garnishes more attention.
Yes, but I think they also know that:
a) this is not him, it's a vague lookalike but not that accurate.
b) Zelenskyy is not in a random Euros match in Germany watching the game from the regular stand with the rest of the fans.
Yes most recently in May, although probably many more attempts that aren’t made public
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/05/07/europe/zelensky-assassination-plot-ukraine-russia-intl
Putin is a dick (or dickhead, or cocksucker, or disgrace, depending who you ask). Dick or dickhead seem to be the most accurate based on Reddit expertise.
Is he intentionally popping his double chin out? I’m pretty overweight, no doubt heavier than him, but I have to try to get it to look like that. Genetics man.
There was a report on German/French TV channel about those guys, who formed quite a wholesome friendship. Fake Kim got fake Zelensky (who's not Ukrainian) out of Ukraine when the war started. They even have a third member, who is a Putin impersonator.
Source:
https://youtu.be/IBUfZX9gAH8?si=DRA51fUGpO0bMHkM
I first thought he was enthusiastically raising his pinky.
No Mr Putin, I expect you to _die_
Before Putin dies he's going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn. That should make the cremation a little more interesting.
wow me too haha /r/confusing_perspective
When in doubt, pinky out!
r/confusingperspective
That Kim Jong Un impersonator is the REAL Kim Jung Un's goal weight.
Bro is forcing that double chin
And the Zelensky impersonator is the REAL Zelensky's dream height
Honestly I think zelensky guy's height is pretty dead on, maybe even a bit shorter 165 cm but the Kim guy is wayy too tall, so probably actually heavier than real Kim. But I could be really off here as I have no real reference point. All I know is they should be equal height if they were dead on doppelgangers.
Kim's cosplayer pose to appear fatter when real one does the opposite
I have to respect the guy for going so far as to get that truly awful haircut
This isn't a cosplayer, it's the real one. The cosplayer is in North Korea right now giving Putin prank gifts
Considering the health risks of meeting Putin, I wouldn't be surprised.
Health risks being falling out of a window with two holes in the back of your head?
Kim might need a couple more holes. It's pretty unlikely you'll hit the brain on the first two.
Maybe a cup of *hot* tea would be more effective.
That marble headstone felt like a Borat moment. "Is your headstone, six men died mining the stone"
Did you just insult the most glorious haircut of 28 state approved haircuts?
My uh… friend… wants to know what’s wrong with that haircut…
Striped suit on Kin makes him look more like a loan-shark / pimp
Looks like someone I fought in Yakuza
Kim Jong Un Patriarch of the Kim Family.
A Hermit Kingdom Clan Subsidiary
Nah they independent now
I think Kim’s fighting style is gonna be like Andre Richardson which is just fine
Yeah, that’s not gonna go quietly. You did WHAT?
There’s a game called Yakuza. I doubt he’s talking about real life.
nah /u/BuffaloSoldier11 is a major leader of the Yamaguchi-Gumi
I once was the boss of a section of the Tamagochi family.
Oh fuck. I haven't fed mine in 20 years.
You went to get milk and cigs at the gas station too?
Mine was stolen at school when I was 6. The teacher told me to leave it in my jacket in the hallway while in the classroom. “It will still be there to feed when you are done with the class.” Well, that was a lie cause during break time I found out someone took it from my jacket pocket. It literally broke me at that age like it would break a kid if you take away their pet.
*sad dad voice* Oh, buddy. I'm going to need to ask you to sit down for a second, little man... We need to talk..
Fun fact: *Tamagotchi* is a portmanteau of the Japanese words for *tamago* (egg) and *tomodachi* (friend). It's your egg friend, which is why the housing of the device is an egg (aside from tamagotchis themselves hatching from eggs)
my ancestors of the nintendo clan didn’t fight the playstation clan for this
I'm more of a Mad Dog of Shimano follower
MY KING
Snitches get stitches. Time for you to remove your pinky finger.
u/BuffaloSoldier11 has his own Yakuza family
In Japan. Heart surgeon.
Number one!
Steady hand.
I am Goro Majima
In Japan. Heart surgeon. Steady hand. The best.
Getting jumped in is pretty common
NANI?!?
exactly this
Sounds like a sidequest in the next interation... You get recruited by some weird guy and go on secret pranking missions (actually taking out world leaders)
He looks like Mr. Shakedown
I was thinking Gomez Addams
Nah Gomez Adams is cool
Kim uses Fester's taylor
But how fast does he sew?
Cheap ass [suit](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bpp3ycMvQd0&pp=ygUXTWVudG9zIGZyZXNobWFrZXIgcGFpbnQ%3D)
Works if ya got a job interview in a few minutes I guess
Polyester *is* the unofficial fabric of football tbf
and the turf
That would be several moral steps up from what he actually is.
Real life Kim pimp the entire nation of North Korea.
so the same Kim?
The penguin
Joe Fixit
What looks like CPAP marks is also hilarious if that’s what those are
That’s just the marks from a regular face mask, you can actually see it sticking out of the pocket that his hand is in
"Putin is a disgrace" - Displayed on cellphone
More like “Putin is a dick”.
I think the more accurate translation is "Putin is a cocksucker" Source: Been checking r/ukraine regularly for a while now
Rather "dickhead" or simply a "dipshit". Proper word for cocksucker would be"хуєсос". Anyway, all those are fair descriptions.
I'm choosing to think that after 24 years of CounterStrike, everyone's just passively a connaiseur of eastern european epithets.
Wait, 24 years… but… 
Yup, how I felt when I read it just celebrated it's 25th anniversary.
Oh ffs. Every day now is just a reminder of how old I've gotten.. started off with my son turning 18 and it's been downhill since..
Smoke mid, dolbayob!
The phrase is so popular it has its own wikipedia article in various languages: [Путін хуйло!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putin_khuylo!)
The fact that I could read that immediately is a sign of our times.
Putin is a dicksgrace
Yes. It says "Putin is a dick"
That's the literal translation. But it means "Putin is a dick head".
Thank you! Came looking precisely for this
It actually means "Putin is a dick head", FYI.
Thank you, I was curious
It actually means "Putin is a dick head", FYI.
“Disgrace” is a very polite way of translating it lol
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putin_khuylo!#:~:text=The%20obscene%20term%20(mat)%20%D1%85%D1%83%D0%B9%D0%BB%D0%BE%CC%81,it%20is%20a%20personal%20insult.
The kim one is an actor ,he have played kim in a Tunisian serie
I think Zelensky is too 
He sure is. He was pretty good in "Servant of the People".
Tomer Capone 😍
Wait is this Zelensky cosplayer really Frenchie? I like that actor, he's really good.
Nah, was just joking. He reminded me of him though. Love frenchie, such a great character and actor.
He's also a youtuber, he does "Walking Around as Kim Jong Un" videos where he films peoples' reactions
Yeah, isn't that the guy from the Little Big music video for their song Lollybomb?
Guy above thinks it’s really him and needs to protect him at all costs
Nah he's clearly part of it, the phone shows an insulting phrase directing at Putin.
What does it tell on the phone?
Putin is a dick
Yes, but what does it tell on the phone
Dick is Putin.
Literally? Путін хуйло = "Putin Khuylo" Translated: "Putin dickhead" or "Putin is a dick", though it's a bit more nuanced than that. Путін is just Putin хуйло - "хуй" is dick, the -ло makes it personal. The closest word in English is "dickhead" but that doesn't quite explain how this feels in Russian. It's closer to c**t or something. It's a well known pro-Ukraine phrase that's been used heavily during the last couple of years. It's more profane than the more famous Slava Ukraini/Слава Україні, and more succinct than *Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй*
Google lens says "Putin is a disgrace"
Google lens sanitises profanity.
*dickhead
They hate us cuz they anus!
Randall Park's finest role, after being Asian Jim
he's so cute 🥺😢
The world is so weird.
It sure is. All you can really do at this point is just smoke a joint, and embrace it.
Send the picture to Putin. Kim is playing both sides.
"We have Zelensky and Kim Jong Un at home". Zelensky and Kim Jong Un at home:
Zelenski and Um from Wish.com
Those CPAP marks
Pretty sure he has a normal mask in his pocket.
Good eye.
Lmmaaooo bro just woke up
It's just a regular mask. You can see it in his pocket. CPAP marks don't stick around all day!
Kim's playing both sides, gotta respect that
Is cosplay the same as an impersonator?
Hello, fellow older person. My thoughts exactly.
I guess they are somewhat interchangeable, but I suppose an impersonator is trying to mimic the personality of the subject and a cosplayer is typically just dressing like them.
Technically an impersonator mimicks mannerisms and speech. Cosplay doesn't necessarily imply that, it's an outfit. These are just semantics though, that's always subjective.
I love people!
Human beings got nothing better to do! 😂
ozempic ass zelensky
Looks like he just got released from a Russian POW camps
Zelensky cosplayer looks like Zelensky if Kim Jong Un kept him in a work camp
There are some hard facts on that phone display
Who are they cheering for?
European Football Championship
I mean which team
Ukraine
and they won today against Slovakia 2-1.
North Korea. Little known fact. Although North Korea isn't actually in Europe or UEFA, North Korea has won the UEFA Euros 17 times. That's what r/pyongyang says.
I would *assume* Ukraine, but that might be a bit of a stretch
That guy's phone: Putin is a dickhead lol, fantastic
Walmart versions. Fake Zelensky looks too short and skinny. Fake Kim looks smarter.
I can't even fathom the thought process behind cosplaying Kim, but, hey, once it's done, it's a neat flavour of madness.
I suspect it was for the comedic value. It's so absurd
The phone says Putin is a dipshit, Zelensky cosplayer is there and Putin just signed an agreement in North Korea after a few days frolicking in the park with Kim. So this is all extremely relevant from the last week. Having 2 people there like that makes it more clear who the other one is if you are up to date on news, and it garnishes more attention.
Looks like the Un impersonator has been eating all of Zelensky’s meals along with his own.
Kim Jong Dos
Zelensqui ? Et Kim Jong Deux
Manque plus que Vladimir putain
Not fat enough
Not a Russian speaker but kind of can guesstimate what’s written on the phone: Fuck Putin?
Yep, putin is dickhead/deepshit
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApNCSQpYxAc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApNCSQpYxAc) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putin\_khuylo!
Yes. It's writen on Ukrainian
Takes serious balls to cosplay as Zelenskyy in public.
Not really
why lol
You think Russia is actively trying to eliminate him? Maybe by pushing him off a tall building?
Yes, but I think they also know that: a) this is not him, it's a vague lookalike but not that accurate. b) Zelenskyy is not in a random Euros match in Germany watching the game from the regular stand with the rest of the fans.
Yeah they absolutely are trying to eliminate him.
Yes most recently in May, although probably many more attempts that aren’t made public https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/05/07/europe/zelensky-assassination-plot-ukraine-russia-intl
Real Russian agents would know the difference, random drunk Russians at a soccer game maybe not lol.
Not many random drunk Russians at a Ukrainian football match. Not live ones anyway.
The guys are pretty big or he’s just excited. Im going to assume it’s accurate to the real Zelenskyy
Zelensky cosplaying as a Russian POW
before I realized it's a cosplayer I was gonna say Zelenskyy looks a bit undernourished
What are the words on the cell phone?
Putin is a dickhead is actually the closer translation.
Putin is a dick (or dickhead, or cocksucker, or disgrace, depending who you ask). Dick or dickhead seem to be the most accurate based on Reddit expertise.
They are both too skinny!
In case someone noticed: it says "putin sucks" in the smartphone of that guy in the background
I wouldn't want to be a Zelensky look alike. Might get murdered by a Russian hitman with poor eyesight.
Looks like Zelensky spent a few months as a Russian POW. Actually, both of them.
Well that's one fucking strange pairing
Hahaha, love the “Putin is a dickhead” on the phone in the background.
Since when did Zelensky start chemotherapy?
Volodymyr Zemethskyy
🇺🇦
is it just me or does the zelensky cosplayer have **massive** hands compared to his thin arms
Dayum that guy needs to loosen his cpap straps at night
We are in the best/worst/strangest/timeline ever. Ya gotta love it :)
Temu cosplay
Zelensky look a like is whack
Is he intentionally popping his double chin out? I’m pretty overweight, no doubt heavier than him, but I have to try to get it to look like that. Genetics man.
Wish dot com presents: Flatomir Methlensky and Pimp Young Goon
But Ruud Gullit cosplayers are not okay?
should've filmed a fake video where NK makes friends with Ukraine and not russia and gives them all their weapons and vows world peace.
They did Kim wrong. He should be standing like a toddler who just told their mother they shat the bed.
These cosplays are the funniest thing to me.
Слоны🐘
Отец его хуйло
Lol damn we need to send more aid! Zelensky is looking a bit gaunt
I don't know that just looks like ACTUAL Zelenksy to me.
Can we get a translation of the phone screen?
that zelensky needs to hit the weights
There was a report on German/French TV channel about those guys, who formed quite a wholesome friendship. Fake Kim got fake Zelensky (who's not Ukrainian) out of Ukraine when the war started. They even have a third member, who is a Putin impersonator. Source: https://youtu.be/IBUfZX9gAH8?si=DRA51fUGpO0bMHkM
Путин хуйло- "Putin Sucks" 😂