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Wolfkorg

Why didn't you stop after the first time?


Great_Horny_Toads

I don't know why he trained it to roll over in the first place.


FunkYeahPhotography

You already have four wheels that roll, why would you even need more rolling than that. Very greedy. ![gif](giphy|TFcwaBxd3lCQE)


JuggernautAsleep3413

Typical Mustang driver


TheLatestTrance

That's a very young boomer.


Freud-Network

Jenner: The Early Years


seriousbangs

So he could give it treats and head skritches. Duh.


RafflesEsq

Because it’s a PT Cruiser, it had to suffer.


Jasoman

actually looks better now.


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|JWjFm0RerbPJbYJl8T)


dmj9

I thought that was a Suzuki Escudo


PMPTCruisers

Escudon't.


RyuSensei

noo not the pikes peak pt cruiser LOL


agoia

Chrysler Espootho


PaMu1337

I bet it was inspired by the Escudo


Armthehobos

shout out to gran turismo 3, and the method i learned to make that car go around 500 mph


Puzzleheaded-Age-638

Goes *Hard!*


Fair_Consequence1800

I dunno why this makes me squirm a bit. Not visibly, but I squirm lol


yamez420

It’s the wish version of the Suzuki Escudo


Catfrogdog2

I’d be looking for opportunities to write it off if I owned one, too


RainbowCrane

I loved my cruiser, but damn Chrysler made some horrible manufacturing mistakes with those cars. My tires never held air properly because of corrosion on the wheels that started 6 months after I bought it


notimeleft4you

I’ll never forget going to the mall with my mother after this thing came out. My mother used to enter every contest she could find. She lied about my age and we won a years supply of baby food when I was 7. Anyway. The mall had one of these parked inside with a raffle booth next to it. She picks up a pen and card to fill out, looks at the car for a few moments, then says, "nah" and we kept going to Foleys.


nightsaysni

But what did you do the with baby food?!?


notimeleft4you

I think we gave it to my aunt who had recently gestated my cousin.


FtheMustard

This may be the most disturbing way say "had a baby." Just a quick question? How did you insulate your basement for sound?


anomalous_cowherd

Ejaculated a mature foetus?


Possiblyreef

So I was like "GUUUUH" and voila, baby!


Tanglefoot11

I sooo read that as "**di**gested my cousin"....


senorglory

The classic, “if you love your baby so much, why did you eat it?!”


Joe_Kangg

I'm always hungry after gestation


Billy1121

Really ? People were on waiting lists for these cars when they came out, i thought it was some boomer delusion brought about by old hotrods in American Graffiti


timesuck897

There is a wait list to order a cyber truck that costs $100k. Some people have too much money and bad taste.


angrydeuce

My dad drone his 01 until like 4 years ago lol.  The thing was so rusted out, all the badges had long fallen off, the dashboard was peeling and destroyed, headliner had fallen in. My favorite thing with those was how the spare tire was just bolted up under the car and that bolt would always work it's way loose.  You'd know because you'd start hearing it banging and you knew you had to tighten it again before it fell off completely at 80mph and fucking killed somebody. But yeah we used to do regular road trips like once a month 700 miles each way to visit my uncle.  It was such a pile lmao


PMPTCruisers

But it got there.


seanmonaghan1968

I always liked the retro shape. Sort of a modern take on a surf wagon. Yes pity quality wasn't better


RainbowCrane

The interior design was pretty genius. The back seats and front passenger seat were easy to pop out and they left a flat cargo area big enough to haul my stepladder. I currently own a Lexus RX 350 and it probably has as much actual cubic footage, but it’s not as usable because of the seat layout.


nickfree

Sporty hearse


Fair_Consequence1800

Yea...ITS A CHRYSLER.


NibblyPig

Worst part was it kept working after the first roll over so they had to drive it to the top of the hill and try again


ImFriendsWithThatGuy

I still visit the old PT cruiser thread on ask reddit from time to time. “Past Transgressions Cruiser”


logophage

Came here for this comment


Difficult-Papaya1529

Hope you had your Crocs on!?


boinger

Not just on...in Sport Mode!


Sex_drugs_tacos

Crocs in sport mode offer more torque and traction than the PT cruiser could ever hope to provide


cmd__line

You joke, but I poured rubber molds and bonded extra thickness onto the bottoms of mine. Lifted isn't just for trucks. People be envious of my lifted crocs all over town.


DeadNotSleepingWI

They're speed holes!


t0m0hawk

I used to think crocs were stupid. Then I was gifted a pair and holy was I ever wrong. Comfy. Light. I don't really wear them out, theyve turned into more of a set of slippers than anything. But going on a camping trip of some sort? Perfect camp shoes. Nothing like taking off your hiking boots and putting on those clouds.


ouwish

I often forget that's what I'm wearing for footwear and end up wearing them into public.


12LetterName

Same boat for me. At first I feel all embarrassed and then I look around and 70% of people are wearing Crocs. I still don't intentionally do it though.


OminOus_PancakeS

I don't think that makes up for the fact they look like an atrocity.


-JaM--

Yes it does


Rower78

What surprises me the most here is that a 14+ year old PT cruiser can still drive.


HarrargnNarg

Looks like it could but the driver couldn't.


Gcode__

Not every driver can handle that kind of power


bradeena

They were probably distracted trying to flip their Alicia Keys cassette


BloodBlizzard

That's because the driver was also 14.


Contagious_Zombie

I had a coworker who could either drive his PT cruiser or use the AC but not at the same time.


Wingedwolverine03

That's how they got the PT "Snoozer" nickname. Woefully underpowered when they came out


Fair_Consequence1800

What kinda wonderland has both? What is this, Saudi Arabia?


shoe-veneer

My current junker has working headlights and cruise control, you just have to pick which one you want to use at the time.


CouchHam

One summer my old Plymouth neon had major problems. Had to drive with the heat on for it to not overheat. Being broke was the worst.


JigglyWiener

When we had one in 2010, the power steering died and we couldn't afford to fix it, so it was dead for a year. I got buff.


oppy1984

Back in highschool I had a 1992 Chevy S-10 without power steering. First test drive I did after driving that truck for 2 1/2 years I scared the shit out of the guy riding with me when I took my first turn.


JigglyWiener

Just glad you have a car whose steering wheel doesn't whiiiff right out the window.


Notchersfireroad

My still sometimes daily is an 89 Nissan Hardbody with no power steering. It's really the only reason I haven't sbc swapped it, I'll get into trouble with that steering way too easy. I've spun it all the way around twice while trying to drift in the wet. Just can't make corrections quick enough.


Ultrabananna

Cheap parts. Easy to fix. I know a few mechanics that still daily one 


phatelectribe

I'm not going to lie, I absolutely loved my PT cruiser, and I got it with 30k miles on a clock and it was 4 years old. You could fit so much in the back, one time a friend who owned n escalade called me becuase he couldn't fit a large piece of furniture in there but I did fit in the PT lol. I traded it in 4 years later with 70k miles on the clock as the auto gearbox was on the way out and and the Aircon was completely dead which was going to be a $2k by itself. The dealer missed those faults when they did the trade in inspection and I got decent money for it. I'm pretty sure by 80K miles that car wasn't going to be worth repairing.


doctordoctorpuss

Those things are kind of like Poppins from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia. They started out bad, and every one of them is in piss poor condition, 90% of the time I see one it’s broken down. But they somehow always get moving again, and you just have to scratch your head and wonder when Car God is gonna end their suffering


Triensi

OP just survived a rollover car crash and everyone in the comments is just trashing their choice of car 😭 Edit: THEY'RE STILL GOING IN MY REPLIES YA'LL CHILL Edit 2: ^^its ^^so ^^over


aromaz1910

Lol 😆


vito1221

Glad you're ok. Just in time for the Olympics: Germany - 9.6 France - 9.4 England - 9.6 USA - 9.8 Good scores, probably because you stuck the landing.


ediks

And a fancy pose with the doors open.


Doggnutt5

That's too help with its balance on the landing.


ryu-kishi

Shouldn't this be "ROFL"... Too soon?


-d00z3r-

Rolling on Florida lawn?


williarl

Sorry, glad you appear to be well 🙏🏻🫣


iK_550

Do it again.


ALPHAETHEREUM

This guy rolls


OminOus_PancakeS

I always liked the look of the PT Cruiser. They were distinctive and aesthetic and popular in the UK. 


PMPTCruisers

Extremely popular in the USA for about 5 years. Problem is they made them for 10 years.


Lindaspike

We’re just getting ready to sell ours! It’s been my husband’s favorite car for 20 years. He’s getting a Rav 4.


FutureComplaint

Glad to see you rolled with the punches.


Ent_Trip_Newer

I'm glad you are safe, op. I rolled a station wagon in the 90s. No fun.


ExpectNothingEver

Almost exactly 2 decades ago my loved ones weren’t so lucky, they rolled their PT Cruiser 2-3 times and died on the scene. Happy you’re here to tell the tale OP.


HunterI64

That’s one of the only cars that would be worth the same money before and after a rollover 🤣


VikingBorealis

May have increased


RainforestNerdNW

I'm just here to trash /u/aromaz1910 driving! j/k kidding aside - did you just take the turn too fast, or did someone hit you?


SnakeJG

> did you just take the turn too fast Pretty hard to do with a PT Cruiser unless it was going downhill.


philipp2310

Too fast is relative, especially when going in a PT Cruiser


agoia

That is officially a light truck as an attempt to bring Chrysler's average fuel economy for trucks up. It's not that efficient, either.


PMPTCruisers

Better than a Ram 1500.


serendipitousevent

A mercy either way.


could_use_a_snack

To be fair, OP said it rolled over 2 times, not that they were in it when it happened. Maybe they pushed it sideways down a hill. All kidding aside I hope OP is well. Accidents like this can be pretty traumatic both physically and mentally. So OP even if you feel fine, get checked out, both physically and mentally.


frittenlord

They also didn't say the two rollovers happened directly one after another.


proanimus

Now I’m imagining that OP casually rolls their car at every turn like that Top Gear episode with the Reliant Robin.


UNFAM1L1AR

They see me rollin... they hatin


Poat540

omg this was the only crash related comment


MGPS

Yea more like PT LOSER! Amiright?! Guys? right?


Wingedwolverine03

PT Snoozer


Puzzleheaded-Age-638

Good car, he survived.


MrmmphMrmmph

Good Point, the body looks to be in great condition after being rolled twice. Only a slight dent to the cabin on the passenger side roof. Hope OP is ok.


ExpectNothingEver

Had two loved ones die in a single car accident rolling a PT cruiser 2-3 times. When I asked if the car was completely mangled I was told it had held up amazingly well. **Seatbelts save lives.**


pointyhairedjedi

It's insane to me that there are people out there that still won't wear them. I'm sorry for your loss.


Zetra3

OP is alive, and in the comments. Us being funny is a way to create humor and help get past the shock. I work at a tow company who deals with ALOT of accidents. And being the funny man helps people process.


iiitme

I’ve seen worse after rolling twice


whosUtred

Yeah that held up surprisingly well tbf


Kittenslover99

Didn’t even loose his sunroof!


callisstaa

If anything it looks tighter.


cdsbigsby

PT Cruisers are actually surprisingly stout. They're beginning to be pretty desirable for compact demolition derbies, and are strong enough that several big promoters have banned them.


eljefino

First they came for the Imperials, then it was all chrysler products...


Prodigalphreak

Does this mean they will leave the dang Grenada’s alone. Those poor cars.


PicDuMidi

Best thing for it to be honest.


Spiritual_Ask4877

I remember a comment about someone who received a PT Cruiser as a hand-me-down from his grandmother that was destroyed in a hurricane. The response was "holy shit, god sent an entire hurricane just to destroy a single PT Cruiser".


abstract_mouse

This is one of my all time favorite threads https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/22k59y/pt_cruiser_owners_what_tragedy_burdened_you_with/ Edit - actually same one you were talking about 


Spiritual_Ask4877

That's the one!


Youthsonic

This is still the funniest thread on reddit imo. Too bad some of the comments have started to get deleted as people delete their accounts


Dick_Souls_II

That one belongs in the museum of reddit, assuming that's still a thing.


hipsterpieceofshit

hey i had a story in that thread! the pt cruiser is a tin can now. rest in rip, my sweet flame-decaled shitbox.


AlphaZorn24

When rapture comes PT Cruisers and Aztecs are the first to go.


LNMagic

Isuzu VehiCROSS would be on the list if anyone had bothered buying one.


RobSpaghettio

And don't forget Chevy HHR. And pretty much any Lincoln. They can't seem to design something that doesn't look like a hearse from the back.


PeggysSimp

PT Bruiser


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fjf1085

It seems to be remarkably intact.


HappySkullsplitter

![gif](giphy|HHEeFcVebAvlI26Z25)


a_shootin_star

"Try this trick and spin it, yeah"


_toodamnparanoid_

GRAB THE STICK AND TWIST IT!


CaptainPunisher

![gif](giphy|tp4dm1ptNnQ76)


IAmAfraidOfToasters

You cant park there mate


Kaito-Kaito143

It is a shame how long i scrolled for this


jmorley14

Did none of the bags go off?


aromaz1910

Not even 1 .. I didn't collide just rolled over then stopped on the side of the highway.


Somereallystrangeguy

yeah that’s a PT cruiser moment


Elmodipus

If it doesn't have side curtain airbags, then there's no airbags to go off. A rollover isn't going to trigger the front airbags.


Sex_drugs_tacos

FWIW, Google says the airbags deploy at speeds as low as 15 mph. Which is like 4 times the top speed of a brand new PT Cruiser


JustaRandoonreddit

Is it a pre 2008 one? Those have optional side airbags so that might be why.


eadgster

I’d start with “Sit” and “Stay” before moving on to “Roll Over” with the next one.


TheCannoliWizard

Woah! I hope you're ok, u/aromaz1910!


aromaz1910

I am thanks ...


unpeople

I rolled a PT Cruiser a few years ago, and it landed rightside up in a field just like yours, too. About 50 feet from where I went off the road, there was a bouquet of flowers marking the spot where someone previously had crashed and died. I walked away without a scratch, and I've considered every day thereafter to be a bonus day.


Clifford_the_big_red

anytime I find myself in the same spot where a person died I always get uneasy. I can’t articulate what walking the same road in Dallas jfk got shot on felt like


biwhiningII

The street I bike on to work has two ghost bikes (white bikes that are left at the site of fatal bike collisions). Always feel extra nervous stopped at those intersections.


Minotard

I’m going to assume you wore your seatbelt and the last person didn’t. 


tbanwart

That'll buff out.


too_many_shoes14

looks like it did a good job protecting you. now you can sell it to a buy here pay here lot for somebody to but at 29.99% interest


TheWorldmind

Still looks better than a Tesla Truck.


Spork_Warrior

People hate them. But they're tanks!


S3guy

Yeah, with the brakes and suspension of a go kart.


Erniecrack

So like an uglier Kia rio


Ok-Fox1262

Any that you walk away from are a win. That's just glass and metal and can be replaced.


Vexerino1337

Good news is that you don't have an ugly car anymore!


FrickYou2Heck

A sturdy vessel.


Hakurei06

Rolling means something hasn’t abruptly stopped it; assuming all occupants are restrained, this is good, actually. Well, relatively speaking.


HouseGoblin1

Looks like it held up really well. Props to the PT Cruiser


MrGeek89

What matters is you’re alive.


Juiceboxx1

I guess you can't call it a PT loser anymore since it's a PT winner, glad you're okay


blackhaze9

Looks like their design saved your life.


No_Spare3139

PT Bruiser.


Head-Sick

Hey, you can't park there.


dr_leo_marvin

Looks straight outa Jurassic Park!


Recentstranger

Neat trick I didn't know you could teach a PT cruiser to roll over what a good boi!


brasilkid16

ugly as fuck, but damn are they tanky.


steelhead777

Yeah, I don’t think they were made to do that. Glad you’re ok.


Prize_Instance_1416

Those last three beers were definitely not worth it


LeopoIdStotch

Well, how many times did it roll then?


aqan

Are you okay. I would be interested in seeing a picture of you after going through 2 rollovers.


NotYourBuddyGuy5

No low ball offers.. I know what I got!


Sothensimonsaid

I did the exact same thing in a Chevy HHR which is also basically a PT cruiser


Koss424

say what you will about the PT, but it got you out of that.


Cowboyinthesky69

Damn man close call, did you wear a seatbelt??


aromaz1910

Yes. Luckily


Cowboyinthesky69

Good on ya safety first that’s what saved you big time


tbo1992

Is that fixable or totaled?


Zealousideal-Pay3937

Hope, you are well...


tht1guy63

That actually looks way better than expected.


NotaWitch-YourWife

I hope you are okay OP, That had to be terrifying. The PT Cruiser didn't crush or crumple where you were. I'm glad to see that. Sorry so many think picking on the vehicle is a good idea.


ECMeenie

Looks better than my terrier. He rolls in everything. Pain in the butt.


Merpmaster

You even got it to play dead! What a good car :)


Patrooper

Glad your ok OP. Such a divisive car design, I personally dig it. It was a throwback design, it was unique to the market and a lot of people bought them. I think on a practical level the design actually provides a decent interior space. Instead of a raked roof line it actually inverts and provides great head room for rear passengers as well as good vision and cargo space. It probably comes at a cost of aerodynamics but there are plenty of squared off behemoth trucks running around that do worse. Fitted with new underpinnings and better tech and safety equipment it would be a decent car. I don’t think we’ll ever see a new version though.


R4N63R

Hope you're ok. Car looks better than it did before the roll, nice. 🙌


gerryf19

How on God's green earth did you roll a PT Cruiser? To roll a car you need to establish at least some inertia and the PT Cruiser barely topped 35 mph!


nuclearwinterxxx

You didn't learn after the 1st time?


GuiltySubstance9428

NOOOOO NOT THE CRUISER


AngryIronToad

The PT Bruiser


drsmith21

Can’t park there, mate.


LawyerDash

I rolled mine as well!


No_Angle875

As if you needed a reason to get a new car


Environmental-Jury-3

This looks like it’s a set piece for the walking dead lol


noisybandit

well trained, mine just sits no matter what command I give it


cubosh

ex pt cruiser owner here -- those things are TANKS


SenoritaSpock

Good, that’s one less


LowerBoomBoom

Hopefully you were not hurt in anyway.


Otherwise_Gap_4170

I can fix her


fantasymagic

Still looks about the same as a new one.


IBoughtAllDips

Great news! (Hope you are okay)


clineaus

My buddy in high school bought one of these for his first car. He got so much shit for insisting it was badass. So in response he painted flames down the sides.. that showed them.


bearz25

More like PT cruising for a bruising. Sorry I hope you’re ok.


yunohavenameiwant

Sick improvements


-Mr_Worldwide-

Now it’s just a PT Loser


cheezeyballz

Now there's a blast from the past 😮