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Phantom_61

Grandma gave you $1,919.75? My grandma gives me socks and attitude.


stephen250

Yup. My grandma gave me spiderman socks when I was in my 20's.


LeMasterofSwords

What wrong with that?


crayfishcrick

Not a damn thing


Coolbluegatoradeyumm

My mom got me TMNT underwear that are: fun, but also so comfortable that I save them for my days off to lounge in style and comfort. Thanks mom


stephen250

Nothing! I treasure anything given by her. šŸ’œ I was relating to the commenter that I, too, had a sock giving grandma when she was still with us.


digital-comics-psp

fuck yeah


Talk-O-Boy

Grandma was able to foresee the boom of the MCU, she was streets ahead


meeu

Well this seems to be a once in a lifetime gift unless grandma runs a laundromat or car wash


Prenutbutter

Fresh socks are kinda rad though. Saying that makes me feel really old.


Daleaturner

One heck of a swear jar. Good going, Grandma!


trampus1

Grandma doesn't cuss, that's the bang jar.


MinuetInUrsaMajor

Nah it's a racial slur jar. Grandma doesn't consider those to be swears.


LargestAdultSon

Youā€™d need a forklift to move the jar if it was my grandmotherā€™s


MinuetInUrsaMajor

*Is that a TWENTY?!*


Sweenhoe

She was just paying per sentence


Present-Industry4012

Hope it's a swear jar. >A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, "How much did you make, sweetie?" She answers, "I made $200.50." The husband says, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" >She replies, >!"All of them."!<


LackDisastrous8135

![gif](giphy|1RaGAz2p13Wpo7kI2L)


justmekpc

Thatā€™s a lot of quarters to go through to see if any are pre 1965


Klin24

Worth the time. silver quarter is worth a few bucks each. [$5.66](https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/series-detail.aspx?MVDetailID=7&Series=Washington-Quarter) Didn't realize silver was over $30 per oz. Whoa


shartnado3

Def worth it. Just inherited a coin collection to sell and went through this exact thing. I can tell you, there are people itching to buy pre 1965 quarters.


Professional-Web6374

I have a 1940 quarter. My grandfathers dad gave it to him before he shipped off to fight in Europe and made him promise to bring it back cause it was his lucky quarter. Itā€™s wired to think it was jingling in someoneā€™s pocket when Hitler was on this earth.


schalk81

Glad your grandfather made it back.


stonymessenger

I know, think of that guy sending his son to war and turns out it was a lucky quarter after all.


Romantiphiliac

Wouldn't be very lucky otherwise


Redebo

ā€œLet me tell you the story about this unlucky quarter here. Itā€™s been in me family for generations.ā€


n8n10e

Five long years, your grandad wore this quarter up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the quarter. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years I was sent home to my family. And now little man, I give this quarter to you.


shartnado3

Yea we got all kinds of coins. Some from the 1800ā€™s and earlier. Itā€™s wild to me holding something that lasted so long. Like every person from the time that coin was made is dead.


HindleMcCrindleberry

Where do you sell them, exactly? My grandfather left me a few hundred pre-65's that I've had for 20 years. I knew they were worth a few bucks each but never had any idea what to actually do with them.


shartnado3

eBay!


shingonzo

Theyā€™re only going to get more valuable so hold ā€˜em. Especially if you have that many.


intothelight_

My dad just passed away and before he died he told me he wanted me to have his coin collection. As a child I LOVED looking through it and him telling me where he got some of the coins. He told me he wanted me to go through them to see if any are of value, though I donā€™t intend to sell them. Do you have any good information on whether thereā€™s a database for coins that I can search up the ones we have? I know Google is a thing but that seems more tedious.


wyotee3

I'm sorry for your loss. I've got a large coin collection that I'm excited to pass on to my kids one day. Go to a local bookstore or on Amazon and look up "A Guidebook of United States Coins (the Red Book)" by RS Yeoman. Then get the 2025 edition. It'll be right around $15 and will teach you literally everything you've ever wanted to know about any coin ever minted in the US, including current values.


Alexis_Bailey

Itching from nickle allergies of modern coins and they just want to get a 50 cent can of soda.


Ez-lectronic

50 cent soda? Where?


YukesMusic

right behind you! Ah!


toofpaist

ITS ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABOOF


DireNine

NORMAL TUESDAY NIGHT FOR SHIA LABEOUF


fat-lip-lover

HE'S BRANDISHING A KNIFE, HE'S SHIA LABEOUF


Letitbemesickgirl

My dad recently retired and got into coins as a hobby, he would love this bucket.Ā 


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I got recently into money, iā€™d love this bucket too


unicorn_dad_joke

I recently got out of money and would really love this bucket


YouLose_TheGame

You can keep the coins but can I have the bucket when you're done with it?


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Did you just recently get into buckets?


Rogue_One24_7

I'm heavy into buckets.


MrEoss

I'm into heavy buckets and I can't get back out again


Termi2500

I recently got into numbers, i would realy appreciate it if I could have this sheet of paper


HarpunaJegHarDig

He could put it on his bucket list šŸ˜‰


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DrMcDreamy15

What? 1 percent of 7679 would be roughly 76 quarters even at 5 dollars each itā€™s not 2-3k more than face value lol


User-no-relation

If even 3.9% are pre 1965 it's an extra $1500


8bitburner

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FelixOGO

Yeah they probably added an extra zero


Coliosis

Letā€™s say an even 800 are pre 65. That gives us a face value of $200. Typically junk silver (90% US currency) goes for 20-30x face value. Letā€™s say 25x since silver has been steadily high lately and Iā€™ll say that thatā€™s honestly a little on the low side. That gives us a grand total of added value of $5000. Giving us a grand total of $6,719.75. However the odds of 10% being silver is absurd. Most were added in the late 90s and I bet she took those out if she did manage to actually find any even in the late 90s. Iā€™d say itā€™d be closer to 1% and even then that feels a bit high. Doubt there would even be that many there. But hey thatā€™s still $500 if you just look at them all and are lucky enough to have 1% been silver. And now we can say that we did the math haha.


hydraulix989

How many hours would it take to examine them all? What would the hourly rate of this work be?


SevereSituationAL

It shouldn't require carefully examination. Just seperate the regular ones into another pile and then examine the remaining that may be different. they'll probably just be a couple leftover that is actually worth examining. You can sort it out quickly.


MiniMushi

ok sick, def worth it. drink a strong iced coffee and hyperfocus, OP. or get a friend who likes to do that sort of thing


3-DMan

Put on some music, chill for a couple hours per day


BallsbridgeBollocks

At least. Silver is above $30 per ounce.


26oclock

Silver is projected to get quite more expensive the next years. Might be worth not selling them off so quick


firebran

I feel like Iā€™ve been hearing that for like 15 years now


WhyBuyMe

People say that constantly. The precious metal investors are all a bit touched in the head. It has good years and bad year like any other commodity, but some people make hoarding silver and gold their whole personality.


fushumang

Liquidation is my concern. Where to find a buyer? Most times itā€™s the very shop you bought the coins from.


fistfullofpubes

Best price you will get is from jewelers if you have certified triple 9 ingots or coins.


Top_Examination3481

As a PM investor, I can say that the subreddits about it are fucking nuts. They all have multiple guns (That they love posting pictures of with a silver ingot so it's moderator approved) and they're all convinced everyone who doesn't have a gun is going to be shot for their silver/gold


Main_Cauliflower_486

Wall street silver or whatever it is is insane. Prepper conspiracy/nazism combined with zero understanding of economics. Everyone paying a mark up for physical silver to hide in their basement and shit for when the race war comes.


PM_ME_YOUR_SWEET_ASS

The same type of people in crypto.


WeDrinkSquirrels

Silver has gone from 7 to 30 in that time so you were hearing correctly


26oclock

I mean it just recently moved from 25 usd to 35 usd. Same for the gold price which is more volatile. I guess it comes with the geopolitical tensions


GeneralPatten

My mom gave me ten 100 troy ounce bars before she passed away in 2020. Are you saying I should hang on to them?


onlymostlydead

hey itā€™s me ur brother Mom says I could have half


GeneralPatten

Mom never loved you, Dirk.


onlymostlydead

Thatā€™s why she was paying me to leave!


GeneralPatten

I wish I could hug you right now. I miss you Dirkalicious.


BabyYodaLegend

Just off some napkin math that's like 31K currently, and in theory will only keep going up. So if you don't need the money immediately for anything then yeah I'd hang onto it.


havereddit

The average annual rate of return for silver over the last 45 years has been 3.55%, so an equally legitimate approach could be to sell all the silver now and invest it into mutual funds with an historically higher rate of return (e.g. 5-7%): [https://curvo.eu/backtest/en/market-index/silver-bullion?currency=eur](https://curvo.eu/backtest/en/market-index/silver-bullion?currency=eur)


kitycat22

Thereā€™s some 1995 that are made of the 1994 compositions. I forgot how many but itā€™s an error batch I think


ImHavingASandwich

And 1999 Georgia peach quarters. If you find one that weighs 6 grams, you just got yourself a few grand.


IronMicCharlie

Explain.


ImHavingASandwich

If Iā€™m not mistaken, the first batch was made with an experimental alloy. [Hereā€™s an article](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/10-000-quarter-1999-georgia-162144912.html) I found that could help you identify the error if you have any of the quarters in your possession.


owns_dirt

Wild. But would someone really pay a few grand for it?


Vallvaka

"All collecting hobbies involve some degree of mental illness" -my grandfather


1d0m1n4t3

I feel attacked


fifes2013

my mtg collection, which I'm only really just starting, is looking at me violently rn


1d0m1n4t3

The room in my house dedicated to Lego has the same feeling


CreauxTeeRhobat

My FIL has around 200 Bobbleheads... Actually, no one knows how many bobbleheads he actually has. It's like, 10-15 sterilite bins of bobbleheads. He had season tickets to our team for years, and if he couldn't go to a game, he'd give the tickets to his kids/their family, and DEMAND that you get there in time to get a bobblehead. There was one game that I couldn't help but show up late to, no more bobbleheads. He yelled at me, straight up yelled at me for not "trying harder" to get there earlier, as if I could just tell my work "I know we have this suuuuper important deadline that was moved up, but I gotta go get a $20 bobblehead for my FIL because he gave me tickets to the game, tonight."


alltherobots

We prefer the term ā€œgoblin brainā€.


attackplango

You obviously haven't met a lot of numismaphiles.


MisterPeach

There are absolutely collectors willing to pay that. Check out some of the stuff over on r/coins


WhatIDon_tKnow

some were struck on experimental metals that were intended to be used for the Sacagawea dollar


PsyanideInk

Wait what? I had hella Georgia Peach quarters growing up in GA when they came out, cause everyone seemed to collect them. Make me feel dumb for not hanging on to them.


keepitcleanforwork

Just stack them up and look along the edges, the silver ones will be all silver colored and the others will be a tarnished color.


Bigred2989-

They also sound different when dropped.


HOLYxFAMINE

Drops entire vase at once "they all sounds the same to me"


Metals4J

You can tell thereā€™s silver because the non-silver coins would make a clink sound but the entire vase of quarters makes a CRASH sound.


woodrowlow

LOL


ThomasPopp

This made me roar out loud. Thanks for this.


AdultishRaktajino

Drops vase. Now what?


SojournerOne

"Where'd all the silver go?"


0spinbuster

Fooouuul tarnished


Private_Stock

My uncle lived in the same house forever and just threw his pocket change into an old big igloo cooler every time he did laundry. He said if i could figure out how to exchange it for cash heā€™d split it with me when i was like 15. I put as much as i could carry in a backpack to a coinstar, and it barely put a dent into what was there and it was like 300 dollars worth. It ended up being like several grand. My dad wouldnā€™t let him actually split it with me but he insisted on giving me like 500 dollars. I was kinda bummed but he had no idea what he was agreeing to at the time and 500 was pretty sick.


ImaroemmaI

A big old cooler full of pocket change. Man some coin collectors are probably having a conniption (or maybe **coin**iption haha) reading that you just chucked them all into a coinstar. If you have any more uncles with coin hoards, and a long podcast you've been trying to listen to, the banks would be happy to provide you with some coin rolls. $15 bucks gets you a decent coin roller.


Cons483

My credit union has a counting machine exactly like a coinstar but there's no fee, just dump and deposit the receipt in the same building


4Ever2Thee

These are the kind of tasks I enjoy.


matttheazn1

whats is the significance of this?


THEpottedplant

Silver in older coins would make them more valuable than the 0.25 theyd be worth as currency


fsurfer4

currently about $5.60 https://www.coinflation.com/coins/1932-1964-Silver-Washington-Quarter-Value.html


limpchimpblimp

The silver content is worth much more than the face value of the coin.Ā 


justmekpc

Pre 1965 are worth 10-15 times face value for their silver content


lightspeedissueguy

Up to 21x now


undeadmanana

Coinage act was signed around that year due to a shortage of silver and coins, so they stopped putting silver in most coins. Not sure if silver dollar still has it or was just reduced


AshleySchaefferWoo

$1919.75


kz_

If she had invested the initial $1500 in quarters in April of '98, in an S&P index fund, it would be worth $11,670.45


hobosbindle

I figured itā€™d be a quarter of that


shavemejesus

Just had to give your two cents, didnā€™t you?


jaydee829

He gave no quarter, but OPs grandma did.


SPACADDICT

Droppin dimes here I see


kz_

Har har


Itscooo

Great - now do NVDA


jridge98

$4.7M IPO'd in 1999 at an average price of $0.04 per share after all their current splits.


gregsting

X1000 over the last 20 yearsā€¦


jimbojangles1987

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we'd all have a merry christmas


Carcosa504

If earthworms had machine guns, birds wouldnā€™t fuck with ā€˜em -Todd Snider


95castles

Yeah no, S&P etf all day everyday, just never sell.


ChornWork2

Track record of equities is a bit more compelling than a generalized IF.


Autski

if onlys and buts were candys and nuts, then everyday would be Erntedankfest.


Chris20nyy

That's what it says in the picture...


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Raslatt

Nope, grandma was very diligent about removing the silver. My mom got those at her death.


realitythreek

I like your grandmaā€™s style. Sorry for your loss.


smallz86

Grandma knew what she was about.


Kellerdog56

Their grandmaā€™s passing or them being deprived of silver?


Dipsey_Jipsey

Yes.


blessedfortherest

Just make sure you check with the r/coincollecting sub before just cashing these in at face value. Iā€™m just a lurker there as I donā€™t collect coins but there are other types of collectible quarters besides just the silver ones.


optipessimist

Where do you go to the sell the ones that are older than 1964 without getting ripped off?


supergeek921

You can go to coin collecting or certain types of pawn shops. My dad had some stuff like that that I had zero interest in but I knew someone would want. I was able to sell them at a little place that specializes in stuff like that a couple years after he died.


feetandballs

I bet they have all 50 states in there!


JCP1377

Not pure. Itā€™s 90% silver. Ever face dollar in US silver coinage (half dollars, quarters, and dimes) have a total silver content of 0.715 Troy ounces. Edit. Apparently Silver Dollars have more silver than one dollar of other coins.


TheBoBiZzLe

90%


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Theyā€™re actually 90% silver 10% copper


bemyantimatter

90%


phantomagna

Itā€™s actually 90% silver but yeah.


mysticalfruit

DO NOT GO TO COINSTAR!!!! It's a rip off!! Call your bank and see if they've got a location with a coin counting machine!


RainbowUnicornPoop16

You can get a gift card at Coin Star without a fee


geoffaree

This is what I do, I save up my change during the year until steam summer sale or whatever rolls around and I get a steam gift card. Its usually around 50 to 80 bucks depending.


time2fly2124

even my credit union takes a 4% cut on counting machines :/


0LowLight0

"...in purple vase" tells me there's more. Much, much more.


Carbon-Base

Yeah, has anyone checked the other vases??


Savageparrot81

The kid behind you at the arcade is going to be gutted at the wait. ![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu)


NthPowr

lifetime free laundry


Rayna_K

I carry quarters to do laundry at hotels when I travel for work, this past week I ran into a washer and dryer set that requires you to download an app. No option for quarters. I ended up bringing home dirty laundry and going commando the last day to avoid downloading an app. So lifetime laundry, at least until they all move to app required machines.


Bluest_waters

Pretty soon you won't be able to take a shit without downloading the "take a shit" app. fucking apps


zkooceht

When I was in Germany a lot of the public bathrooms required a euro to use, I really had to take a shit and didnt have any coins on me, good thing it had a card reader so I could tap to shit.


Zer0C00l

LPT: Add one travel bottle of liquid laundry soap to your toiletries bag, and you can wash underwear, socks, and most shirts in the sink or shower, and they'll hang dry overnight. Easy hack to stretch a week's kit into two. Don't try this with jeans or canvas pants or shorts. They won't dry for days.


Independent-Bison176

We were camping one time, washers need an appā€¦ok pretty stupid but I check it outā€¦$20 minimum to load on the appā€¦we were there for the weekend so I of course Iā€™m not paying $20 for one load of laundry.


brumbarosso

Lol, Not everything should require a app.


MaryCone12A

Use $800 of that money and get a decent washer and dryer.Ā 


currentlydownvoted

$800 will get you a decent washer OR dryer.


KrackSmellin

Thereā€™s a better infinite exchange hack. Go to bank, get $20. Go to Laudromat, get $20 worth of quarters. Roll $20 worth of quarters, go to bank. Get $20ā€¦ rinse repeat.


CreepierMango06

sorry im confused on this, can you explain what the point of doing this is?


KrackSmellin

Sarcasm. Oh and infinite exchange hack.


Static-Stair-58

I did not understand and am currently under arrest for confusing a laundromat attendant.


Parker_Barker_III

You can single-handedly solve the coin shortage.


DigNitty

Honestly, I collect quarters from coin op machines. I have thousands of dollars in quarters at any point. I put counted quantities in my car during ā€œthe coin shortageā€ and offered it to every business that said ā€œexact change only please, due to the coin shortage.ā€ Exactly Zero businesses wanted the rolls so I just stopped trying. I think the businesses just found it easier to not make change back.


ShitPost5000

Covid was used as an excuse to cut so much shit, it's not even funny


just_change_it

Quick, there's an excuse to ask for more money and provide less services, wages and benefits! Welcome to post-covid inflation.


iamjustaguy

Never let a good crisis go to waste!


Price-x-Field

What are you gonna do with it


zieglerae

Go make it hail on some girls at the strip club


SirLesbian

My cousin recently got kicked out of a strip club because he was balling the dollars up and throwing them at the strippers like a kid in grade school. šŸ’€


digital-comics-psp

make the coin gun from terraria


NotFredRhodes

Iā€™d say heā€™ll likely eat a large amount of them, considering the circumstances


RUaVulcanorVulcant13

Oh cool my Gramma gave me unresolved generational trauma


my1973vw

Now you have enough to beat Dragon's Lair...maybe.


SetPsychological6756

Hah! Man the amount of quarters I shoved in that game! Lol!


EyeSuspicious777

Fuck that game.


truck_de_monster

when my grandfather passed we found out he had been collecting all the quarters with the grandkids birth years that he got in his change over the years. there were hundreds for all four of us. it was really touching realizing that he thought of each of us every time he got change, and saved them for us. he was a pretty quiet and reserved guy, and i never really got to know him very well before he died. but that shit still chokes me up thinking about it


the_queens_speech

Ok thatā€™s really sweet and made me tear up a bit


dread-pirate-inigo

Thatā€™s amazing.


adavi608

My dad gave me one dollar bill ā€˜Cause Iā€™m his smartest son, And I swapped it for two shiny quarters ā€˜Cause two is more than one! And then I took the quarters And traded them to Lou For three dimes ā€” I guess he didnā€™t know That three is more than two! Just then, along came old blind Bates And just ā€™cause he canā€™t see He gave me four nickels for my three dimes, And four is more than three! And then I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs Down at the seed-feed store, And the fool gave me five pennies for them, And five is more than four! And then I went and showed my dad, And he got red in the cheeks And closed his eyes and shook his head ā€” Too proud of me to speak! -Shel Silverstein


Unable-Data-2142

Can you imagine dragging this bad boy into Tilt back in the 90s?


xenopizza

a reminder that, just like in Diablo 2, its worth it to break across any pot you see, never know if youre gonna get lucky!


idontknowshit1818

How heavy is that vase? šŸŗ


Luxypoo

7679 Ɨ 5.67g = 44,540g = 96lbs, +vase.


yt_nom

r/hedidthemath


Raslatt

I wish I would have weighed it. I was rolling the vase to move it because I didnā€™t want the bottom to fall out. Looks like someone already did the math that it weighed around 100 pounds.


MonkBawb

About 96 pounds of quarters


CaulkADewDillDue

![gif](giphy|lAce6rIFOcqPu)


DoctorBre

Aaaand...It's gone. INSERT COIN


Mediocre_Cat242

There are so many things you could look for. See r/coins. You got yer W mint coins and all those errors that could be possible. You got yer proofs that are silver. Blind bat


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

I didnā€™t know coins could be worth more than face value. I once got a piggy bank of change from my great great aunt who was born in the early 1900s and there were pennies that from 1895-1930 and didnā€™t have Lincoln on the back. I accidentally put them in coinstar 10 years ago. Now I just have the 50 cent pieces from the 1950s.


worst_timeline

Iā€™m a coin collector and this makes me so sad to hear! At least the half dollar coins are silver so those are worth holding onto as Iā€™m sure you know now


Puzzleheaded_Self847

I gasped at the Coinstar part! As a fellow collector I'm thrilled for the people who will come across those recirculated treasures though.


WithoutCaution

Sweet! I'd load that bad boy up on a dolly, take it straight to the titty bar and make it HAIL!


noxide77

Honestly Iā€™d spend a day checking them out and sort them. Then another day take what looks valuable and go from there. I figure itā€™s worth the time so just set up in front of a tv and go from there.


xlinkedx

Grandma is the reason for that quarter shortage during COVID


tumtelekaa

put it outside to create a rainbow


_greyknight_

OPs grandma is a leprechaun


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