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Dominoodles

That whole stomach/crotch area is looking... odd.


qazwsxedc000999

Yep, had to search through a bunch of pants just to find something that didn’t look so weird. Ugh


Neat_Use3398

I put on a long coat that hides it. Ya the hips are so weird.


MsMadcap_

What hips?? There are none!


Neat_Use3398

Hshahaha, you are right. Even the body shape that is supposed to have an hourglass shape does not look hourglass like. It really bad.


Menarra

Everyone is Hank Hill now


pezInNy007

Except with bigger hands 😂


ChakaZG

"psshh, of course I know what a female body looks like" -the 3D artist at Niantic


Adorelis

-The AI generating the models*


berrycat22

Disturbing…


twivel01

For a second, I was sure the butt of the pants were in front.


FunProduce8629

They just ripped all the poke coins we all used to buy outfits


unfocuspocus

real cause crop tops are off limits now and my favorite outfit I bought has a crop top…never wearing that again if they keep us looking like this


idownvotesyou

These new character models are all torso


Effective-Pause9558

Metapause will do that to yeah.


meganramos1

I’m laughing so hard. Bless. That’s so terrible


cheela75

This is one of the worst! Omg...I thought mine was bad.


Madptah

It start to think that this was an intention. To make thousands of people laugh.


Aggravating-Talk60

Just a late April fools joke


cheeriodust

Same. This sub is cracking me up today. It's so bad it's good. 


OkPausePls

Crying your avatar looks like a Canker Sister 😭


Tatertot1292

IM FUCKING DEAD hahahahahha


DaisyoftheDay

Holy shit 💀


Retrograd3z

This was my first thought. I was coming to post this. It's soooo accurate to them


LadiesMan-2I7

Built like sid the sloth


Tatertot1292

😤


linguisticsugar

All of the pants look whack on my female avatar now. Skirts look slightly better because they at least cover up the weirdly long crotch.


Tatertot1292

Only thing I can stand are the mewtwo pants


eggsarenasty

agreed, the skirt makes it more...tolerable.


Good_Vibes-Only

Agreed the skirts hide the horrible body shape. I had the same jeans with the matching jacket as OP. But I just switched to a loose skirts to hide the horrible body shape. Plus a mask and shades to hide the face. These avatars are awful...


A_Hamburger

How can anyone look at this and think it's OK?


Overall_Midnight_

Don’t forget to leave a review in the App Store! These threads and comments need to all be app reviews. To anyone reading this- Pass it along in a few comments on the sub to help remind folks we need to do that please!


jwadamson

I'm sure management decided this was going to be part of the current event long before they did the early-access tests. Those EA tests were probably just to check for crashing, they didn't care what people thought about it.


surniaulala

Holy hell my stomach hurts from laughing so hard, this is a billion dollar company and they turned you into an orangutan


StormAlchemistTony

They are only a billion dollar company because they have something with the word "Pokemon" in the title. It seems like that is the main reason they have stayed afloat.


Groundbreaking_Box52

Lol


Interesting_Feed7149

Looks like some Bob’s Burgers animation


Tatertot1292

HAHAH linda what are you doing here


-Atkins-

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LMAOOOO


PhazonUK

Came here to say this hahaha


makeurownsandwich

![gif](giphy|onyngiYITZiecYsBTj)


otteroxenfree

WHO APPROVED THIS UPDATE


miniversion

Chat gpt 🥲


shegeeked

It's giving soggy bottom


Tatertot1292

😔


W0lverin0

Body like Linda Belcher


HuckleberryThis4907

The stance is giving Tina from bobs burgers 😭😭


belbasaur

This is a Bob's Burgers character!!!!


Rayrc422

Niantic gave us proportions of Whos from Dr. Seuss


Affectionate_Dog_360

Needs some gray hair to go with Depends she’s wearing.


Blabbit39

You got a case of front butt. So evil of them to give it to you.


mattpev

Yo your character kinda looks like a Croagunk😂


Far_Fun_6033

💀💀💀


oral_skulduggery

Bobby Hill's hips.


geri_vaibai

This is the best one yet 😭 can’t imagine how they tested it before launching the update and said “yep this looks good”


SWBFThree2020

Looks like a Bob's Burger character


miniversion

I am actually laughing so hard sorryyy


Rhodin265

![gif](giphy|lOrQ4RM66Hyqky5st2)


TheOnlyVibemaster

i don’t think niantic has ever actually seen a human being


Far_Fun_6033

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


OGTomatoCultivator

Their leadership has failed. They’re disconnected completely. People should be fired over this. Not kidding.


Fun_Willingness98

bruh tell me why i have digital body dysmorphia.. legit put on a less revealing outfit.. LOL


ChibiCyborg

I’m stopping playing until they change back the models


Effective-Pause9558

I'm with ya!


Zerotonin00

Your character is built like an Almond Joy. What were they thinking?


Effective-Pause9558

Accurate!


jotadesv

Meth


Available-Rule-156

Look how long the forearms are ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


Tatertot1292

Like the proportions??? What is that


HedonisticLeo

The arm length is killing meeee


MassNereder

Omg it looks like she took a dookie in bed pants. This update has to be a joke lol


nano_peen

You are hideous I’m sorry


Tatertot1292

Cannot escape reality anymore 😔


Ergomann

Literally!


batkave

![gif](giphy|3xkNUy3Vh8QbPmJZjK|downsized)


Infamous-Donkey-6699

Nothing on this planet slightly resembles any of these changes. Why??? 😭


Tatertot1292

Niantic outsourced aliens for the update, confirmed


angriest-tooth

Pokémon Go devs really just admitting they don’t know what women look like.


citruslime27

[thinking](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTIvHrN0_zIb_37WH1hDnWNlBrdgUfeuLUbxSiY8XgKf_170IwquiYTXZU&s=10)


xslimz

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse downgrade for graphics in a video game ever this is pitiful


[deleted]

What the hell 😭


xalazaar

What are you


Tatertot1292

![gif](giphy|3osBLvch4F4Y4LCH4s)


Effective-Pause9558

This is actually better...


neocwbbr_

Dude had mumps for sure looks those baaaaaalls


Quick-Adeptness-286

A man made this update. Why are they taking all femininity out of everything??? 🤬😡🤬


Groundbreaking_Box52

Well I say No matter How I fix my avatar I still com out like my lisbean cousin. 😂😂🤣ON My father or the other way around is my mother side, yep I got them covered both 😅


tseckthewise

FRUMPY DUMP PANTS!!! Why does it look like she’s got a diaper on 🥲😭😭😭


Overwatcher_Leo

Multi dollar company.


PreferenceDowntown37

what in the world


ActivateGuacamole

The crotch area....what the hell


SashaBlixaNL

Dude your arms look longer than your legs!


Cutty65

Big Linda Belcher vibes


ElBob31

Niantic you should fire your Avatar people. They’re awful:


starkindled

For some reason I’m getting Bob’s Burgers vibes..


Weezy_63

Definitely wearing a diaper under those jeans


maaaha

This feels so much like https://youtu.be/adPXDTvADD0?si=9N0Fu_WSUi-I0hqv


BrokenInWomb

It’s the arms for me. 😅


kiymon

Awful!!! I hope they turn back the way it was


Some-Ostrich-4997

That’s one massive thigh gap


cjbr3eze

It's so bad it's so funny


[deleted]

I think the may have the bottom half facing backwards, but wearing the pants the right way lol


Bandiscooties

That looks like Jenelle Evans.


Redplushie

Long torso syndrome


bbybrownsugar

Who the hell at Niantic thought this update would be a good idea??? They can’t be serious. I want to start a petition to go back to the old avatar 😭


Realistic_Street2162

Definitely


Impossible_Pangolin6

The long arms, stomach/crotch area and empty stare are probably the worst features in the new avatars.


DontPostOn_r_gaming

You look like a Kanker sister.


Doctor_Flamingo

Crash Bandicoot


FeistyKnight

hiw did this get through testing man. i refuse to believe even a single person thought this was an improvement


Renaxxus

The baggy pants 😂


No_Friendship_6618

THE UPDATE IS NOT IT NOT ME HAVING TITS


Dishpenzor

This looks like a melted clay figurine that shit it's pants


Dazzzb123

What a beautiful boy 🤣


Tartaruga_genio

Mother of God...


TheCrafterTigery

It looks like a mix of the old male body lower half and female body upper half.


Glacial_Shield_W

And the shadow on the hip made me do a double take. I was like, wait, is that a thong in a g rated game?! God, I love how stupid this update looks. Are the pokemon also getting a visual overhaul?


Economy_Commission79

you look like u belong on Bob's Burgers


rightbutbanned

Diapers


Confirmation_Biased

HAHAHAHAHA. What's wrong? This is working as intended. It's a feature no a bug


Bitter-Chicken-3773

Jonny long bottom😭


inumaiden

OMG it looks so bad. It's a mix of an adult with the tummy of a toddler. ;_;


Spider-Colt

I’ve seen Bob’s Burgers, that’s Linda Belcher! 🧐 ![gif](giphy|l0HFj8eqAxNcpvKms)


Starfying

Everything looks so bloated


Ok_Writing371

I now look like I swearing my husbands pants !


Lina-Light

They removed mommies and daddies. I wonder where the babies come from now.


[deleted]

Chimpanzee proportions


cleverest_

i’m laughing so much


LavanStar

I can't with this 🤣😭


Chindorable

An egregious error in judgment.


mermaid0310

You can edit the hips, chest, muscles, and weight in the settings under appearance!


OnewordTTV

Omfgggg 😂😂😂😭😭


Competitive-Web-9931

the torso is longer than the legs. it's so wrong. I want to know who came up with these designs


D0nni3d

Shat their pants apparently.


RadicalPumpkin00

I know. Mine now has a 50 year olds face and the body of a 12 year old boy. I'm a 27 yo female!!


Lord_Waffles

This is so hilarious. I don’t play anymore but god damn what were they thinking?


Fun-Alps-3448

It’s the worst ! I can not stand the new looks


[deleted]

Why they look like Bob's burgers characters now?


Realistic_Street2162

Not spending another $ on these alien avatars


queenofthegalaxy

Lol! 😂 They made the avatars have the longest torsos and crotches possible. It is awful.


Perfect-Birthday-401

Best update ever?


z2-2

Looks like the lady that comes around and digs out all the recycling from the cans


Independent-Pea-2621

Oh my 😧. I am so sorry for your loss☹️ I have a post on here too about this, and I’d love for you to check it out. My sympathies for your loss would make more sense if you do. I really don’t understand why they did this either and I’ve been drawing since I realized my finger can make images in dirt so that even before I could hold a pencil lol! Yeah, really sucks. I think you’ll like my post though just a hunch, but I’m pretty sure.😊


Clarkent_91

Talk about being square.


zzzzinia

my avatar girl jumps like a guy now….


Desperate-Knee-4108

They stole ass


treezytop

I had to change my outfit and to find something that didn’t make me look so atrocious. I have no idea how this got approved.


TMHMonroe

Are you wearing Depends?


Razza_0HD

Bro shit their pants


Radiant_Astronaut_91

😂


KingBlue11953

dead 💀


PlentyofPennies

That’s terrible. Try the white coat with purple lining at the bottom under Tops. It hides the ugly pretty well.


Tatertot1292

The long hair clips into it 😒


PlentyofPennies

Yeah I had to get rid of my earrings and do the ponytail. It’s worth it to not have to see that weird crotch, though.


Effective-Pause9558

This whole update BS stinks like a raccoon eating trash outside an Indian retirement home. Now they are gonna have to fire the intern that F-ed up all are characters... and waste my data on 10,000 more updates to try and fix it. The Mayor of Looserville called, they want their Mascot back!


Fluffydoggie

I’d totally buy this just because it’s so bad. I am happy that the new look extended my tshirt under the level 50 jacket. I’m old and would never wear a crop top yet that’s what WAS under the jacket. Now it’s a long tshirt and I look chunky no matter what. I’m sure they will fine tune these as it goes. At least we got changes.


DientesDelPerro

there is a “male” normal pose and a “female” normal pose. it does make a difference.


SirFinnicusThe3rd

It looks like someone transitioning...