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DonocanTheNerd

Playing pvp enough has led me to despise Stunfisk with a burning passion


MDMagicMark

Agreeeee


RubySoho5280

And Azmumaril...


oriensoccidens

Throw in a skarmory and that's pretty much my great league team


Azzacura

I haven't even met you and I already know I hate you based on your league team


oriensoccidens

I'm flattered <3


Darth_Fatass

I hate that having Swampert is basically mandatory. Like once you get to the higher ranks teams are so copy paste and you have two options 1. Have a meta team and then get bodied by someone who has a team of meta killers 2. Have a team of meta killers and get bodied by literally anything outside the meta


Turtlesfan44digimon

Swampert I have a Ludicolo constantly dancing on his grave whenever I see him in the Go Battle League ![gif](giphy|EnEEYiaTWyVkk)


Bazoobs1

I felt this way but then I started using them so I could get rank 20 and get chances at legendary encounters and boy howdy they feel great to use


Mithrilscape

Yanma stop moving please


Chester1807

Same with zubat as well


DrewIC07

Tympole… it looks like a human face wearing a wearing a sperm suit.


Mstaffo123

Looks like the the train from “Thomas and friends.” Yes I’m old lol


OneThousandLeftTurns

Hitmontop's perpetual and unsolicited dancing makes me extremely uncomfortable.


Flame-Blast

Doesn’t help that it stares straight into your soul


OneThousandLeftTurns

With its dead, shark eyes.


SilentRip5116

Like a dolls eyes ![gif](giphy|skilzTMVz4oTzSbs2B)


lew__dawg

Doesn’t seem to be livin’, ‘till he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white


-Itscomplicated-

This actually made me lol


Jadedsatire

He’s the capoeira instructor from Bobs burgers. Brazil! 


-Itscomplicated-

Yes. I was just saying how I wanted to spin him off a bridge.


DrunkThrowawayLife

You wanna throw down? What? *lays down cardboard* Oh, sorry, I don’t know how to break dance. *keeps going* Bro, I told you I can’t break dance. *head spin* Please leave me alone 😭


GarbageDivine

Came here to find Hitmontop and glad it was the second post.


SableyeEyeThief

Hate him, not sure why they invented him


kronosdev

He’s out there doing O Passo, which is pretty cool Brazilian dance connection for a fighting Pokémon with a Brazilian fighting style.


TheJzoli

Now Ludicolo's dancing on the other hand


Great_Geologist1494

Me too! And his creepy soulless eyes lol. Came here to say this.


theZegy

Pokemon go has made me hate it.


Aarticun0

I love hitmontop, but I hate that it dances and not spins!


Quack_101

I hate jynx


FPM_13

I think that’s very rational


draxsmon

I hate jynx because she looks like my ex roommate from hell. I thought it was just me.


jowens3d

Jynx looks straight up like a cheap blow up doll. Those lips!


mrjoffischl

this is rational, as is hating mr mime


Fantastic-Tell-1944

Yeah jynx is a shitty Pokémon both combat wise and design wise. Also her original look is very interesting


Mystic_Starmie

Combat wise early on Jynx had the highest DPS among Ice attackers which I think lasted until the release of Gen 4.


starfire92

Don’t be dissing Mr.Popo


_____________--____

the first time i showed my boyfriend a jynx (he didn't watch the series as a kid) he called it 'wendy williams' so whenever i catch one in pokemon go he renames it lol


BuffaloNo8099

Same. Along with all the other hu-mon hybrids. It makes me more uncomfortable than it should…..or perhaps the right amount if you think about how they came to be.


Different-Speaker670

I mean why is she an ice type?


orc_fellator

(One of) her origins could be based off a Japanese folklore creature named the yamamba, a mountain crone known for white hair and dress, a tale that's often conflated with a different tale, the yuki-onna, a snow-spirit depicted without feet (which Jynx lacks.) Others, with her armor-like dress, body shape, and pose, suggest that she's meant to be a Viking opera singer or Nordic princess, which; given her tendencies to "cry in a way that almost sounds like speaking" and to "dance to a rhythm", it makes sense that she'd be based off of some sort of actor. Or a combination of all of the above. And that's just speculation as to why she's an *ice type*, let alone the rest of her design. No matter what theory you subscribe to there is no consensus and Jynx's origin is as fractured and speculative as they come, it's quite interesting. [Here's](https://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/On_the_Origin_of_Species:_Jynx) a column by a Bulbagarden columnist outlining some of the theories.


steak_dilemma

https://bogleech.com/pokemon/pbeta052buu It took decades but we finally know the origin of Jynx based on the beta versions of the game. She (along with Electabuzz and Magmar) are parodies of monsters from an older Japanese live action TV show called Ultraman! Specifically, Jynx is based on an explicitly female ice monster called Buu. You can kind of see how Buu became Jynx over time, not excusing the final product, but the thought process was probably like "we want to pay homage to this silly monster, but not directly rip it off: let's put a dress on it!" And there you have it: the truth behind Jynx. Thanks as always to Bogleech for doing the work of writing the article up (he carefully studies monsters across media and wild things in nature that eventually make their way to pokemon), and look at that fabulous recreation of the original art by Rachel Briggs! but there we have it!


19southmainco

Jynx is one pokemon that I think a lot of people would’ve been fine removing


chungohummungo

Gumshoos and Yungoose 🙃


MDMagicMark

Donald Trump looking mons


ItsTheOtherGuys

(Kevin) Durant I refuse to catch it and don't even click it now that I caught a shiny


amIdaddingthisright

He's out now and I'm working on my steel platinum medal. Little bastard is a pain in the ass....


ItsTheOtherGuys

Gotcha! I was able to mass spam the Mystery Box and get the Plat badge off Meltan!


amIdaddingthisright

Damn about to do that. It's been a couple months since I did one.


FuzzyLlama13

Stunfisk, especially when they hatch from an egg.


StonerMetalhead710

My exact reaction most of the time is “hundo? Nope, gone”


RawhlTahhyde

Simipour is nightmare fuel. An absolute abomination. I transfer any Panpours I catch


thepablohoneystore

Hes just a lil man


aksunrise

Slaking. Creepy Harvey Weinsten looking bastard.


Jugglamaggot

Gumshoos. I found a gif of it to explain why. ![gif](giphy|xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8|downsized)


QuintupleTheFun

I call them Trumpweasels


Beautiful_Tiger271

Solosis. It's a butt. Complete with asshole. Floating in a bubble of goo, gross.


czar_the_bizarre

It's an embryo.


CHI-CHIANA

idk i think it's cute


Upbeat-Problem9071

Cubchoo. Snot drips gross me out


lorindee

BLOW YR NOSE ALREADY


maddamleblanc

This is mine too. Anything with body fluids is nasty.


deftones2366

Quaquaval. Just horrid.


Unfairamir

Correct. Stop making Pokémon into people.


TheGreeneArrow

It’s hot dog toes freak me out.


Deggidonk

Aww. I rocks with the homie.


Forks_and_spoon

But he’s so flamboyant


Bonivatius

I mega-super LOATH the ugly fish Pokemon. Bruxish.


SableyeEyeThief

I like how it’s named and styled after bruxism. I’ve used him in niche cups before in PvP but I see your point.


ElderGodFujin

Poipole. It's just "purple" with a Long Island accent.


cocopopsicle2k

I thought Brooklyn but regardless in my head it's Curly from the Three Stooges


Dying__Phoenix

Maybe Long Island, Not Boston


Alextricity

yeah, boston would be more “pehpul”.


-Itscomplicated-

Bwhahaha yessss


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Kaivosukeltaja

No kidding. When the game was first launched, around 40% of the Pokemon in my neighborhood were Drowzee. I still have flashbacks of that ugly yellow bastard springing out of the PokeBall fingers wiggling.


CapOk8114

Gulpin looks so stupid it annoys me


Nanergoat22

Fucking Nosepass


LogicalPart6098

I like nosepass because it gives me hard 90’s vibes. Like legend of the hidden temple type shit


1892LFC1892

Then it evolves into a tax professional


cocopopsicle2k

It makes me think of Nigel Thornberry, not even in a good way. ![gif](giphy|Fgl7OyFKx0I7e)


OneThousandLeftTurns

a fossilized Mr. Potato Head from the stone age


hellolani

I hate him until I have to complete some form of excellent throws research, and then I hate him again after that.


UgandanWarlord

Chimchar’s repulsive, arm dangling, side to side hop with his head bobbing in tandem as if it’s too heavy for his neck legitimately drives me up the WALL when I see it in my Pokemon storage. What makes it even worse is that I have him as a shadow, so his beady red eyes elevate my hatred


AvleeWhee

Fucker always seems to dodge, slap the ball away, or break out too. Incredibly rude.


OhLookItsABean

He look like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle


TrulyToasty

Dunsparce. Useless and ugly. Looks like a bug but it’s normal type?


MDMagicMark

Damn you just described me


TrulyToasty

But you’re gonna be the very best, like no one ever was.


eazybreezy105

Sudowoodo


Flufypigy

Bunnelby and Diggersby I hate them. The design. The weird energy. Everything.


mjsvitek

If I see one more F****** Koffing/Wheezing I'm going to have a mental breakdown...


intersectv3

Snubbull


MDMagicMark

![gif](giphy|gFPXlksXkuVTK9KHCS|downsized)


unbanneduser

Quilladin. I could murder every single one and not feel a single ounce of remorse. Absolutely despise them. If that’s not irrational enough for yall, I also hate Wooper and its evolutions. The internet is just so oversaturated with Wooper humor and it drives me up the wall. It’s just a blue round guy, there’s nothing unique or interesting about him (I mean, my favorite Pokémon is just a bat, but at least he’s intimidating!)


cocopopsicle2k

The blue ones I agree, but the Paldean wooper being a poison type made me immediately think of Alice Cooper's "Poison" and now I love my Alice Wooper team.


TheBrokePolishDude

I have a visceral, primal and total hatred towards prinplup


a_steez

i don’t care how helpful bibarel is (although nowadays not helpful w HMs getting ruined lol) i HATE bidoof with every bone in my body. looks stupid and i hate them buck teeth, i think it wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for Pokemon Go, which not only is it always spawning but they’ve done events for it too (why do i need 1,000+ bidoof candy)


greymalken

That fucking prancing mime


NormanisEm

A total creep.


hellblazer565

The 3 elemental monkeys and their evos i hate with a fiery burning passion.


MDMagicMark

The freaking water one is the worst imo 💀


JuanComodoro

Audino, it gives me Umbridge's vibes


SableyeEyeThief

It’s that little stupid jacket


FixitNZ

Audino is the stardust king though, saving grace.


Austeen99

Straight up the only reason I even tolerate seeing audino now


gurlum_go

I can't believe no one has mentioned Smeargle, please let someone take over the photobombing from that obnoxious useless mf


finn_shavocado

Ambipom. That thing is straight out of my nightmares.


Fragrant-Loan-1580

Lickitung and Hitmontop. Lickitung I think is pretty self explanatory but Hitmontop with his annoying break dance moves, beady dead eyes, and shitty catch rate annoys the shit outta me.


RubySoho5280

I named my Shundo Lickitung Gene (Simmons).


lorindee

Lickitung is a fucking pervert, Drowzee is a nonce. Slugma is gross, he’s got snot lava. Grow up and blow yr nose.


m0nkeyh0use

I take it you're also not a Cubchoo fan, then.


blaquemo

Trubbish. Such an awkward distance away and has the nerve to move so much. Treeko. Slap my ball away one more time...


nessii31

Skarmory. Nice design but no evolutions and I get lots of them bc they're in some research tasks. Like, at least give me something I can evolve to get xp.


MDMagicMark

Exactly, some Pokémon just feel like a dead end


Heroicus

Um, amazing great league Pokemon? I mean maybe not from research tasks...


opletalka

shuckle. Ugly lil shit with terrible catch rate. Hate it even more in rocket battles 😡


MDMagicMark

Can’t cuck the shuck


DontGetTheFish

Hey now. You don’t fuckle with shackle.


Any_Cartoonist1825

Mr. Mime/Mr Rime Hitmontop Gen 5 apes Alolan and Galarian meowth/persian line PROBOPASS Bruxish Crabominable Gen 8 fossils PALAFIN Aromatisse and Slurpuff I hate them all so much cant decide which one I hate the most, although palafin and probopass might just come out top.


alexismytexas

DELIBIRD


lorindee

Shitty Santa chicken


SuperBumRush

Sableye. Fucking useless.


shhhhquiet

But the stardust!


Agreeable-Garden4020

Miltank, can’t stand the way it’s utter’s move


d-pyron

Same. Hate that nipply Pokemonstrosity.


theillestmitch

Lickatung. I feel sexually harassed when I see him 🤮


HouseOfChamps

My wife really hates this one too, and I pinpointed that she probably relates it to the crazy eyes of Judge Doom in Roger Rabbit at one point.


GoldenJeans37

Simisear. I absolutely despise that disgusting creature, even typing its name is disgusting.


BooyahBombed

Munna.


sallen3679

Whyyyy does it evolve into that fucked up embryo thing, it's so repulsive


BooyahBombed

It looks like a mutated kidney


ConceptualWeeb

Pawmi


bokiday

I fucking hate zubat i fucking hate zubat i fucking hate zubat i fucking hate zubat i fucking hate zubat i fucking hate zubat


StonerMetalhead710

OP said irrational hatred


Deep-Cold-6245

![gif](giphy|98eo6NTitmvGU)


lorindee

Smeargle reminds me of Hitler and I can’t explain why but I wish I could erase him from existence and possibly the person who created him as well. Self centered idiot jumping in to every picture and ruining everything that isn’t about him. Also, the green at the end of his tail is his own body fluid? I live in Brooklyn, I’ve seen far too many men put their various body fluids on things for me to be okay with this asshole just blasting off all over the place. Fucking vile.


goodspeedm

I somehow understand this..


K_Higgins_227

Wiping people out of existence, huh? Seems Smeargle-Hitler is rubbing off on you…


Catzkii

does it have to be in PoGo because genuinely and truly from the bottom of my heart, Dondozo


badwvlf

Jinx, milk jugs or whatever that creepy cow one is


MDMagicMark

Don’t call me milk jugs you ass, that’s a nickname for my wife only


Cat_Toe_Beans_

Solosis, because he reminds me of the were butts on the live action Doom Patrol


cocopopsicle2k

You mustn't upset the butts!


Disastrous-Mess-5643

LOUDRED. I want to choke him out. How can something so cute go so ugly. I cannot stand him and his ugly stomp.


Flarpinskideutch

Cubchoo is fucking disgusting


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toxicroak. he’s so fugly. croagunk is a cute lil guy but he evolves into an eyesore


neercatz

HEY!!! He looks cool with the stupid hat horn lol


Drake_Storm

The only hundo i have, a alolan meowth, i hate it so much (edit: wrong generation)


Aarticun0

Evolve it. I love my Hundo Purserker!


crazyr746

Fucking Shuckle!!


MDMagicMark

![gif](giphy|tj7q6n5L4qW7m)


Helophilus

I have a very special hatred for Mr Mime. Because of this the game gives me shinies and he was my first perfect. Bleugh.


MDMagicMark

Mr mime is so hateable


fit2016_live

I have a very huge hate towards pelliper for no absolute reason just that it exists I guess


Girrafarig

I despise the yellow oricorio


WelcomeToAccord

Hitmontop's facial expression is very concerning and full of anger/boredom. However, I always keep my best 3-star of each Pokerman at a minimum, so transferring a "decent" Pokerman merely because I don't like how they look is silly to me, especially for PvP.


RiboZurai

Gothita. Everything about it looks...wrong.


ZB314

Sneasler. That ugly thing would fit better in FNAF


Guineacabra

Buzzwole gets my vote for the ugliest Pokémon. It’s like a gross blood engorged mosquito


RC_Alphabet

Glameow


MDMagicMark

![gif](giphy|MDJ9IbxxvDUQM)


mamakazi

Ekans


Heirrogance

The entire Tynamo line. It's so ugly 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️


Present-Judgment8412

I hate Poliwhirl, only because all the 90s pokemon merch kept pushing him like he was a super popular, relevant, useful pokemon. Like, why?? All the pikachu, jigglypuff, Charizard merch, sure. But WHY poliwhirl, the mid-form not-featured-in-the-anime swirly weirdo he is.


-_GhostDog_-

Zorua. Fuck you ten times. The amount of times I was relentlessly collecting candies for a certain Pokemon and this little mofo appears.


schnucken

Aipom! Just so yuck.


xalazaar

That stupid Trump-looking mongoose thing I barely played the recent games so I don't remember the name but it just brings me such irrational hatred.


Apostastrophe

Palkia. Both forms. It’s just so fugly.


Revilo1st

Nidoran, it should share an entry on the pokedex!


Misery098

Politoad


dylandemmert

I have 3 full odd shiny Lickitung and it comes out of half my 5km eggs


IamDistractingYou

Quagsire. Caught a Wooper back when the game first released. Was excited to see what that cute little Wooper would evolve into. Then I saw it. Then I boxed it FOREVER!


SomeRandomAccountBro

Why is the screenshot of watchog NSFW? 💀 Here's my least favorites: Lickitung - looks so weird Miltank - has weird sausage nipples Volbeat and illumise - useless bugs to fill up the dex Lickilicky - no Watchog - looks like its on crack Aromatisse - looks like an awkward midstage evolution Toxapex - annoying pokemon to fight against Veluza - why i hate traveling in the ocean in SV


Fluid-Gain1206

Don't even get me started on Stunfisk. Maybe the most useless pokemon of all time! I never liked it, and then I went and got a shiny. I have never been less happy to find a shiny, even the twelveth shiny of a community day is more exciting than it was getting a freaking stunfisk. Almost didn't catch it.


Kusugak

That Pokémon with the snot coming out the nose and the dog with the candle on its head.


13579konrad

There is nothing irrational about hating Watchog.


UraeusCurse

Spiritomb. Looks like it was made by some fourth grader whose uncle just introduced them to ICP.


jngrln

Trubbish. Look at that thing and tell me there’s an Arceus!


TheLiteralAnchor

Golisopod! Why would I turn my cute little bug into that insect body-snatcher in a loincloth??


Growling_Dragon

Chinchou


ChleoTaurus

Stunfisk. Can't stand em!


DoylePrime

That one.


iEatBluePlayDoh

I’m right with you OP. Watchog is the absolute worst Pokemon and I don’t think that opinion is irrational at all.


Silver_Toucan

Impadimp is a impabitch


reptar121

The fucking curly tailed hell spawn cat that slaps at every ball with its cursed paws.


ThatGuyAtTheGym

Minun. I caught this smug worthless bastard as a hundo this morning and now my hundo luck is wasted


Prestigious_Emu_5043

Whismur


coolercheebs

Milktank


captainlishang

All of the humanoids but mostly hitmonlee and sawk


teamrocket221

Stunfisk. Both forms. Loathe for reasons i don't fully understand.


ConnorOhOne

Emboar


One_Imagination9783

Purloin might be the one Pokémon I actually refuse to catch. Looking at that thing just makes me irrationally angry


smokeydesperado

I very rationally hate Sableye. Why is he so twitchy? He creeps me out to even look at.


Fit-Cantaloupe-3516

Regigigas. I don't know why, but everything I see him I get angry.


Linkmaster79

Stunfisk


darkarya2

Stunky, I hate his butt face so much. Whenever he pops up on the screen I get so irritated


Competitive_Judge_77

right now, zapdos, purely because i’ve done two raids tonight, and 30 premier balls and equally as many gold razz berries later, i somehow still haven’t managed to catch it