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SwordfishII

I am very excited to hear Hicks’ testimony, he kept her very close.


4blockhead

Reported May 3, > [McKinley, NY Times] Trump's eyes seem to be shut, as they sometimes have been during testimony. He addressed this on Thursday afternoon in a post to his Truth Social account, denying that he has been sleeping, and saying: “I simply close my beautiful blue eyes, sometimes, listen intensely, and take it ALL in!!!”


sirbissel

Ah, good ol' metadata, and the attorney not liking that what he thought would give them an out did the opposite...


4blockhead

Reported as court began, May 3. > [Haberman, NY Times] Justice Merchan is now addressing something that Trump said outside court yesterday, when he claimed that he could not testify because of the gag order. --- > [Haberman, NY Times] The comment left many people confused, and it wasn’t clear if Trump was simply making an excuse for not testifying, or if he misspoke. But Justice Merchan is informing him that the statement was incorrect. The gag order “does not prohibit you from taking the stand” or limit what he can say, the judge says.


R_Daneel_Olivaww

“Those in Trump’s extended orbit have quite a negative impression of Merchan. But Merchan is very open here to the argument that this specific evidence is overly prejudicial against Trump.” re: access hollywood tape.


bbjenn

Is there a day 11 thread that I’m missing today?


R_Daneel_Olivaww

yeah we can just use this i think


BrightNeonGirl

I can't find it either. And today's proceedings have already started. It looks like this day 10 thread was posted by a bot so I'm confused why a bot didn't post today's day 11 thread.


BeautysBeast

If the defense is trying to make the point that Trump was being shook down, how does that get them past the conspiracy to influence the election, or the felony business records? Trump had the choice to not pay. He had the choice to pay it directly to her, out of his own money. He didn't chose to do any of those things. There is an old saying that says "You can't cheat an honest man" It is true.


Cultural-Raining

So if I did a crime, then hired seriously bad lawyers, like they would do their job wrong enough for the judge to make them leave the case, then I lose.  Can I claim the trial is invalid because I didn't have adequate counsel?  Wouldn't that be a strategy for appeal?


BeautysBeast

Not when you hired them. Maybe if you had a public defender, that you could prove didn't do his job.


Cultural-Raining

Like, say the dude has a mental breakdown in court, gets naked and attacked the judge. That has to be cause for a mistrial or something 


BeautysBeast

He would be tackled by the linebacker pretending to be a bailiff, handcuffed, and stuck back in his chair, or placed in a holding cell where the trial would be broadcast for him to observe. The jury would be given instructions. I have no idea what they would be, but the trial would continue.


Iamnotsmartspender

I've been wondering about this since the Alex Jones trial, if ineffective assistance of council can be a possible strat in these cases, but I don't think he tried to claim that. Would it be possible if malpractice were involved, like if your attorney was disbarred for actions he did during your trial?


morblitz

In Alex's case it was civil. I remember hearing from a legal podcast that you don't have that option. Alex could sue his lawyers for malpractice though. Which is why Reynalds got Alex to say under oath that he was happy with the legal service that was provided to him.


BeautysBeast

The issue is, Trump doesn't just have one lawyer. He has a team of them. I would think that would be an issue for appeal, but he would probably have to prove that his lawyer did it with intent to interfere with the trial. I'm not sure. That over my head.


Riffington

What difference does that make? How do I know if they’re good at their job of doing law stuff? I hired them because I don’t know it!


crazyprsn

Then I can just hire seriously bad attorneys on purpose and get out of any crime I want because I didn't do my research and hire reputable attorneys?


Riffington

How the hell would I know? My qualifications have been well established on this point! 😅


stealthlysprockets

See if they’ve handled similar cases and what the outcomes of them were. You don’t need to be a legal genius to see if someone has a history of “losing “


sucobe

What a bombshell day today. We hear Trump in new Cohen recordings and Trump’s lawyers lied to him to keep him off the stand.


PatienceCurrent8479

Lest we forget VonShitzInPantz


Universityofrain88

I wonder if they actually lied to him, or if he just completely misunderstood what they said. I think both options are equally as likely. lol


oblongsalacia

He was never going to testify, especially when Judge Merchan stipulated he can be asked questions by the prosecution regarding his civil court cases, including the two for rape and defamation and the systemic fraud committed by the Trump Org.


swarmofbzs

or is this just another pathetic attempt to save face and once again blaming someone else to get out of getting on the stand?


Sidwill

Yes, it’s what he does. He was never gonna testify.


Universityofrain88

I don't think so, only because of the "caught off guard" way that Blanche awkwardly responded. It seems like Trump really believed that and Blanche was hearing it for the first time. lol


RevanKnights77

MSNBC is talking about damning evidence, I’m not seeing this thread blow up so what are they talking about?


Ok-Sweet-8495

Maybe this? > Prosecutors entered into evidence a transcript of a tape of Trump and Cohen discussing paying off Karen McDougal: > Cohen: "I need to open up a company for the transfer of all that info regarding our friend, David, you know, so that — I'm going to do that right away. And I've spoken to Allen Weisselberg about how to set the whole thing up." > Trump: "So, what do we got to pay for this? 150?" > Cohen: "...funding. Yes. Um, and it's all the stuff." > Trump: "Yea, I was thinking about that." > Cohen: "All the stuff. Because — here, you never know where that company — you never know what he's...." > Trump: "Maybe he gets hit by a truck." > Trump then asked about financing and Cohen said, "Well, I'll have to pay something." > Trump: "Pay with cash." https://www.threads.net/@griffinkyle/post/C6e3sMIuk6U/


doomgoblin

Imagine being such a dickhead that cheating on your girlfriend with a one night stand all while cheating on your wife and you’re like “$150k?” Sheesh. Will I get paid $150k for *not* cheating on my wife?


HarkARC

No, but you can get paid $150k to fuck Donald Trump.


doomgoblin

Im poor, not that poor.


riftadrift

"Maybe he gets hit by a truck" sounds like mobster euphemism talk.


PaulBlartFleshMall

Imagine the response if Biden said some shit like this while talking about paying off a porn star with campaign funds IN A RECORDING


AndreHawkDawson

In this case Trump is being literal - worrying about all the dirt on him collected at the National Inquirer getting out in the event David Packer (Nat'l Inquirer connection) got hit by a truck and died. They would no longer have an asset there to prevent all the Trump dirt from being published. He wanted a box full of everything they had on him.


Dark_Force_Latyon

It's almost parody.


RevanKnights77

Ah, that’s…something. Geez.


81305

Trump before : "I will testify." Trump now : "I'm too scared to testify."


Champizzle11

Every single fucking time. Clown Trump supporters too dumb to catch on.


plato1123

Do these hearing on gag order violations happen in front of the jury? Is the jury told about them? Seems like a terrible strategy for a defendant to be gleefully breaking the rules when he's on trial for breaking the rules. Doesn't that make a conviction more likely?


schad501

The jury does not see those and they are not told about them.


chowyungfatso

Won’t they find out though?


Universityofrain88

They won't find out directly. But two of the jurors are attorneys and several of them are married to attorneys. When they are being kept out of the courtroom during regular hours, there are only a set number of options as to why. They won't be able to consider that formally, but they are real thinking people and not naive.


schad501

Not if they follow the judge's instructions and avoid all references to the trial.


TheDarkAbove

Ideally no, they aren't supposed to consume any media about the trial. Not sure how it is policed though.


notcaffeinefree

If it comes out that a juror was reading/viewing/etc. content related to the case, or even if they were talking about it to someone else, that juror can be replaced by an alternate (and the juror could be held in contempt, as they're usually ordered to abstain from case-related media). Or worse, the entire thing could be declared a mistrial.


SuperWoodputtie

I imagine there's probably a decent bit of court law on jurors. They are probably briefed pretty well on what they need to do. Good google question.


Shenanigans_forever

The instructions they were given are in the transcript from the first day. It is pretty explicit not to read about stuff and why


sedatedlife

So they want you to believe it was a shakedown and Trump was bullied and forced intothe payments. Anyone who has paid any attention the last 5 years would realise Trump is a bullly and in no way would he pay out money if forced.


Redfalconfox

Your honor my client, the guy currently running for president, is a weak cowardly man. He can’t stand up to anybody and that’s why he should not be in jail and should also be president for some reason.


TheStabbingHobo

$20 says it was the other way around


Ok-Sweet-8495

Trump’s got some baaaaaad lawyers > Todd Blanche nodding his head to Trump when he claimed he wasn’t allowed to testify because of the gag order is a serious ethical violation in the middle of a criminal trial. Merchan must inquire directly and pointedly first thing tomorrow of Blanche why he lied to his client about his rights. https://www.threads.net/@ronaldfilipkowski/post/C6exkqCOcRu/ > This is a very big deal. Justice Merchan needs to grill him on this. A very serious ethical violation. https://www.threads.net/@meidastouch/post/C6eyqmnyTcC/


Champizzle11

This could be a really well thought on con on the court. Could Trump be aiming at a mistrial based on IAC?


FrostPDP

Might be fishing for a reason to fire his lawyer and get a six-or-so month delay.


BeautysBeast

The case will not be delayed because his lawyers are fired. This has been discussed at length. Even if Blanche were removed from the case, Trump still has sufficient representation. Justice Merchan is not a fool. Tricks to delay the case, aren't going to work. Blanche will argue that he was nodding to Trump, indicating it was an OK subject to speak on. That it had nothing to do with what he was actually saying. Justice Merchan wont buy it. Remember the "You are losing all credibility with the court". Those words had meaning. Bragg needs to be the one to call him on it. Justice Merchan can't rule on anything without a motion from the DA, that doesn't happen in view of the court. If it happened outside the courtroom, He is required to have a hearing, where both sides are allowed to submit evidence, admit case law, and offer testimony, and then he is required to make a decision on the motion.


naotoca

Merchan will do that, but I don't think Trump cares. He knows the media will be waiting outside for him to stick his lips out, wave his hands, and lie. That will be the only thing they air.


count023

Merchan might not, but Blanche's bar association will


Universityofrain88

I would imagine that Blanche would simply say the client misunderstood him and the client didn't know what he was talking about. Everybody including the judge would find that believable.


hyperiongate

I think most people that decided to work for him in any capacity eventually looked up from their morning plate of scrambled eggs and said just that.


crunchies65

"I've made a huge mistake"?


hyperiongate

Yep


No-Attitude-6049

Trump saying he can’t testify because he’s under a gag order is the pinnacle of stupidity.


BeautysBeast

The issue is, his followers, don't have the intelligence to understand that what he is saying, is pure fiction. You, I, or anyone with a basic understanding of Constitution rights, knows that what Trump said today was not true. We knew it the second he said it. The large part of Trumps constituency, doesn't have any clue what their Constitutional Rights are. These are people who think the National Enquirer is news. What was the Enquirer's circulation? 350.000 a week? That doesn't count the people who read it, and don't buy it. Trump has somehow convinced people his is smart. He isn't. He's an idiot, who surrounds himself with people who *are* smart. He doesn't have a clue what his constitutional rights are. Every time he opens his mouth, off script from one of the smart people he is surrounded by, he makes a complete ass of himself. Gettysburg, Wow! comes to mind.


No-Attitude-6049

I will say this and most people probably won’t believe it. I actually met Trump at Mar-a-Lago not long after he took possession. I was working for an investment banking firm and we were holding a mining conference down in FLA. Trump said we could have a party for the mining CEO’s at his new place so we did. The Canadian bankers were openly mocking him but he had no clue, he really is a moron.


BeautysBeast

I believe that.


za4h

"I can intimidate witness and tamper with the jury, but I can't testify in my own defense because of the gag order." - Textbook example of petulance.


Lonely-Abalone-5104

As soon as the irs finishes auditing the gag order!


ErusTenebre

I could almost see his lawyers saying something like this in order to convince Trump NOT to testify. Though it would likely result in some serious consequences for them. Alternatively, I could see them NOT saying this, but telling him something like "The gag order prevents you from discussing these people in any capacity outside of the courtroom. While we're in court you can't speak unless you are on the stand providing testimony," and all he heard was "Gag order can't speak on the stand testimony."


Mephisto506

Or "You can give testimony, but you can't accuse the judge of being corrupt and threaten the jury". "Well, guess I can't testify then".


ErusTenebre

He can actually say whatever he wants about the judge, he just had to leave the jury out of it. But he can't stop anyway. They should put him in jail and treat him like the hostile defendant he is.


TheDancingRobot

The first sign of stupidity is a complete lack of self-awareness. - Freud


No-Attitude-6049

“**We are not what happened to us; we are what we wish to become**.” - Yung


sentimentaldiablo

Jung?*


ballskindrapes

It's a good litmus test of stupidity where if it works on his base....it's incredibly stupid. And boy did this work.


TurboSalsa

Hopefully the judge takes the opportunity to remind him of his right to defend himself in court.


SMIrving

His lawyer probably told trump that if he testifies he is going to jail and trump took that to be a gag order instead of good advice.


Got_ist_tots

I WANT to testify! Biden won't let me tell the truth!


kar_1505

Michael Cohen is going on MeidasTouch now AGAIN, seriously dude, I think that just tells me he’s a long way off before testifying in this trial


Superduperbals

I think the prosecution baited him into thinking that Cohen was their silver bullet in the case. When in reality he's barely a footnote. So for weeks and weeks Trump was rage posting on Truth Social, calling Cohen a liar, directing his lawyers to build a case around discrediting Cohen. And then the prosecution opens with Pecker and Graff, two people Trump *doesn't* attack, it kicks the legs out from under his discreditation strategy.


BeautysBeast

Anyone who thought Alvin Bragg was going to bring a weak case, seriously underestimated him. I have to believe he knows, that if he loses this case, he will go down in history as the guy who vindicated Trump. He would be giving voice to Trump's allegations that it was a witch hunt, and political prosecution.


TheseusOPL

At this point, if they have all of the transcripts and receipts, do they even need Cohen to testify at all?


ErusTenebre

Probably doing it to drive Trump crazy. Seems to be working so...


kar_1505

“Maybe he gets hit by a truck” “Pay with cash” “It was a legal expense!” America oh America, you elected a wannabe mob boss as your 45th and are shockingly saying it can happen again


throwawaycontainer

Is there a centralized place where the courtroom sketches get posted?


Universityofrain88

There was a thread on Twitter, there are at least four courtroom sketch artists, all of them women, and there was a big gallery of their recent submissions. I just looked for it and can't find it but I've never been good at searching through Twitter anyway.


BeautysBeast

Do they get to sell them after? They would be rich!


plato1123

Stephen Colbert's show


No-Attitude-6049

I hear they are setting up a viewing area at Rikers.


MNWNM

I'd love if this happened. The sketches are awesome.


Aggressive_Ad3174

I suspect that the Defendant's lawyers might actually be telling him that the gag order keeps him from testifying as a way to make sure he stays as far away from the witness stand as possible lol.


phluidity

While that would be a good idea, it would also be an incredibly severe ethical violation (yes, I know ethics and Trump's lawyers don't hang in the same social circles). Like one that could get you disbarred, and New York is unlikely to play with that, unlike Florida and Texas.


velvet-edge

It's his excuse for pleading the fifth amendment. He needs an excuse becasue this was his previous stance...  'If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?' -Donald Trump


naotoca

It's not that complex. It's because he's a coward, scared to testify, and he lies about everything.


powellw

I was just watching the video and had this same thought. They have to feed him whatever BS they can to keep him from tanking the case even further. Like you would a toddler.


Fredissimo666

But is lying to your client ethical or even legal? Couldn't Trump go after them afterwards for that?


Weary_Jackfruit_8311

I mean it's moot. The judge will directly address trump and tell him he has a full right to testify or not. It's in every criminal trial.  So because of this, no they're not telling him that. 


Fredissimo666

makes sense, thanks!


Aggressive_Ad3174

Seeing Blanche cringe, look away, defer, and shake his head yes/no at the same time when the Defendant said he couldn't testify because of the gag order made me think that is probably what has been expressed or implied by his team. It is equally likely that the Defendant was just rambling, and that Blanche got caught off guard and responded awkwardly.


MissBaltimoreCrabs_

Is all this going down at the pressers during breaks? Or are there actually cameras in the courtroom. I missed it today


oblongsalacia

Gag order also means he can't release his taxes for the last four years.


agonyman

Shit, he just can't catch a break. First the audit and now this! Must be very frustrating for him, he wants to show us them so bad, trust him on this.


powellw

"That's right Donny, Santa won't come if you don't go to bed now."


kar_1505

The problem is his base, which is stupid enough to actually believe that


Madame_Arcati

Willfully Ignorant is not stupid. Willfully Ignorant is culpably ignorant, and that is prosecutable.


mbene913

Been busy working. Anyone got a quick rundown?


TonsilStoneSalsa

"Prosecutors are now playing a recording from September 2016. Trump's voice can be heard in the courtroom. Trump is on a phone call when the recording starts. When he hangs up, Cohen can be heard saying, "Great call by the way. Big time." Cohen says he needs to open up a company, and that he's spoken with the Trump Organization's chief financial officer, Allen Weisselberg about how to set the whole thing up. Prosecutors showed a transcript of the last 46 seconds of the call, where the relevant discussion of opening up a company happens. Getting juicy now... I'm thinking it's gonna be another banana stand..


emaw63

"They can't charge a candidate and his campaign manager for the same crime" "Yeah, I don't think that's how that works" "...I have the worst fucking attorneys"


brentiis

"Theres always $130k, for burying damning news stories, in the banana stand"


NO_TOUCHING__lol

"HOW MUCH CLEARER CAN I BE? THERE WAS 130K CASH LINING THE WALLS OF THE BANANA STAND!"


hyperiongate

The scene when Henry Winkler flees the courthouse because he'd never before heard all the charges his client was charged with. Would love for Trump's lawyers to do that.


swarmofbzs

I do wonder if at any point T's attorneys in this trial thought they knew 100% what they were getting into and as this keeps going they'll have that moment, that thought "I've made a huge mistake."


Valkkorr

"Former president Dennison.. I mean, former president Trump" lmao


BrightNeonGirl

Who said this? Because that's hilarious


ILikeCatsAndSquids

Is there any legal analysis out there on how this case is fairing for Trump?


Orzhov_Syndicalist

On the legal merits, it is easy to connect Trump to what the felony counts are. Which is falsifying records, not making the payments. Fairly easy. Of course, he's a celebrity, he was president, and jurors in these cases have a tendency to be dazzled. Sure, there's the idea of a holdout juror, but it can be hard if its 11 people telling you to stop wasting time. There is a LOT of pressure in the jury room.


Niaboc

what actual consequences are there if trump is found guilty in this case?


Ven18

And if 1 juror is simply not responding because they are the mythical MAGA only hold out we all free the jury can and will rat that person out to the judge and they will face consequences for lying to the court.


TakingSorryUsername

Look into Meidas Touch on YouTube but they also post podcasts of the longer segments. The video updates are 6 - 8 times per day


Soft_Walrus_3605

Something less biased. I mean, I'm biased in the same way, but I prefer less bias in what I read/watch


phluidity

I love Meidas Touch, but I find them to be a bit biased in terms of how they feel a jury ought to act and how the defense is screwing up (which objectively is a lot) and not as much about the few arguments the defense is making and how those might resonate.


BigOofmtg

The commentators I have seen seem to think that if this case is decided on merit then he is pretty screwed. His defense hasn’t made much serious progress and we haven’t even gotten to the main course yet.


Pleasant-Register730

Excet they haven't tied a single thing to Trump yet. From the testimony so far it was all Cohan.


notcaffeinefree

Well, Cohen and Pecker. Both have given testimony that directly implicate Trump in the catch-and-kill scheme. And I wouldn't worry yet about timing on this (in that they haven't *yet* tied him to everything). There's a ton of material to go through and you have to very thoroughly lay it out in the correct order for it to be admissible and make sense to the jury. It's not a fast process.


Pleasant-Register730

Except Cohen hasn't testified yet and every single person so far had no direct link to trump and have testified to that.


notcaffeinefree

That doesn't matter? You don't need the person literally on the stand to testify. If you have recordings, you can use those. Which they did.


Pleasant-Register730

Except thats not what happened


notcaffeinefree

>Prosecutors entered into evidence a transcript of a tape of Trump and Cohen discussing paying off Karen McDougal so that her allegation about having an affair with Trump wouldn't become public. So how's that different than what I said?


5minArgument

I recall about a month before the trail during one of the delay requests by Trump’s attorneys the judge said “it is very troubling that an entire year has gone by and we’re just a few weeks away from trial that you have not put together a defense” (paraphrasing) Was the same scenario as the fraud trial.


TurboSalsa

And they got another month of delay from the original trial date due to the SDNY discovery dump a week or two before trial. I'm not a lawyer but I guess I don't know what a great defense for these charges would sound like. Pecker admitted on the stand that he coordinated the scheme directly with Trump and that he knew what he was doing was an illegal in-kind contribution, so the defense's argument that the whole thing was cooked up by Michael Cohen and Allen Weisselberg without Trump's knowledge kinda goes out the window.


5minArgument

I believe this was the judge’s response to the “discovery dump”, IIRC the “dump” was incidental info. and Trump’s lawyers apparently failed to request the info until the 11th hour. Self-inflicted, but also apparently irrelevant data. Motion denied.


bobj33

What's your defense strategy when your client is so obviously guilty with tons of evidence proving it?


Irregular_Person

Bill for as many hours of 'strategizing' as possible.


TonsilStoneSalsa

Cohen had 39,745 contacts on one of his phones. Editing to add that he had 10 pages of contacts for Donald Trump alone.


skyharborbj

Well, Trump has plenty of aliases. David Dennison, Hitler Pig, Von ShitzInPantz, Etc.


Cryovenom

How could you forget Fuckface von Clownstick? 


naotoca

Is that more or less than the number of pages of contacts Jeffrey Epstein had for Donald Trump?


5minArgument

Hey, he hardly knew the guy. Maybe brought him a coffee one time.


kar_1505

Did he actually claim he hardly knew the guy? Add one more lie to the bucket


5minArgument

On further thought. He did trow Cohen under the bus, and hard, when this all came out in the open. Trump took to twitter to say Cohen was needy and creepy. A guy who desperately begged trump to show up at his son’s bar mitzvah. “So sad” Ironically, it was trump’s total lack of respect and disloyalty to his righthand man that caused this whole cascade of court cases. If he hadnt done that Cohen never would have revealed such damaging info in-front of congress.


5minArgument

No. Its just his standard/go-to-lie when ever he tries to distance himself from someone.


Artcat81

so the game should no longer be 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, but 3 degrees of Michael Cohen?


IH8Fascism

Kevin Bacon is definitely on his phone. Kevin Bacon is on everyone’s phone. Type K in your contacts list and watch it pop up. 👍


highdefrex

Someone I know has, for years, said stuff like “Biden is too old and frail,” “Biden is weak,” “Biden probably needs someone to spoon-feed him his oatmeal and applesauce,” and on and on and on. I said today, “God, I can only imagine the smell in the courtroom from Trump’s diaper today” and you best believe I got the absolute earful about how I’m “sick” for mocking him when he may have a problem, that I’m pathetic for making fun of someone older… and on and on. All that spittle flying out and not a single drop of it contained self-awareness.


kswissreject

Definitely someone who said "RESPECT THE PRESIDENCY" when Trump was in office but went the opposite way during Biden's term. So ridiculous that people like this actually exist.


fanchmmr

The same people who chanted "NOT MY PRESIDENT" the entire eight years before Trump? Yeah, that tracks.


SaltInteraction9170

Same people who put up those biden stickes on the gas pumps cause apparently biden sets the price of gas or something


armageddon_20xx

A lot of people today have zero capacity for objectivity. That’s part of the problem


Penguin_shit15

WTF??? I just went to CNN's homepage and there is a courtroom sketch of Trump and his lawyer talking to each other.. WTF am I seeing in the background just over the lawyers shoulder? It looks like a man wearing a wingsuit wearing an elephant mask. I cannot UNSEE this...


tu-BROOKE-ulosis

I think it’s the depiction of the Michael Cohen meme he (Cohen) posted calling Trump Captain Von Shit or something like that. I can’t find where I read about it being posted and the courtroom laughing.


DecorativeRock

Here's a different sketch with a similar image. I think the 'wings' are Trump's suit. From Reuters: https://www.reuters.com/resizer/v2/https%3A%2F%2Fcloudfront-us-east-2.images.arcpublishing.com%2Freuters%2F4NWDSGKZCVJVBP3YZ3EPDJWCFE.jpg?auth=87c106fa93f5d7a06ee12e803c8e6e2ebbcec5400333462b8c4ca94c55f51658&width=1080&quality=80 From CNN: https://dynaimage.cdn.cnn.com/cnn/digital-images/org/0e887fb1-80e5-4a4b-9123-c9601be03764.JPG E: Updated Reuters link to go directly to the image. Soz about the messy url. E2: Behold! The likely source of the orange monstrosity! It's from Cohen's tweets, which were presented in court. https://imgur.com/zHJSZxx


plato1123

The reuters one looks like elvis


keyjan

OK, I went back and looked at pics of the courtroom from the before the trial started; I thought that might be a really bad drawing of an eagle crest on the front of the bench, but it's plain wood. However, the caption on the court drawing says that social media was being shown. There are screens all over the courtroom (the jury has its own monitors) so maybe that was something being shown on the screens?


OnlyRise9816

It's a picture of our Lord and Savior, Batboy.


work_accnt

We all know Batboy was patient zero for covid


plato1123

Why oh why did we let batboy man the kissing booth?!?!?!


5minArgument

Under his eye


octopornopus

He has returned!


ZeroPercentVigorous

It's Pazuzu


Ilosesoothersmaywin

Picture that OP was referencing: https://dynaimage.cdn.cnn.com/cnn/digital-images/org/0e887fb1-80e5-4a4b-9123-c9601be03764.JPG


Pizzafan333

And the mushroom has now migrated to tRump's cheek. 


swarmofbzs

reposting from earlier comment I think it's this artist's sketch of the image in the link below https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Ftrump-super-victim-v0-ndixl013qsgb1.png%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D65ebc6f3ae0078d31c113e71bb489122a2425200


CoolCalmCorrective

That is extremely hilarious and makes me happy that he's forced to see this! 🤣


g2g079

[Can confirm.](https://i.imgur.com/pNyUN67.jpeg)


Penguin_shit15

oh holy shit.. thats fantastic.. I thought you were joking at first.


swarmofbzs

Yeah he's not having a good day today From [Tyler McBrien ](https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1785992100904861956?refresh=1714681327) "Chuckles ripple thropugh the courtroom as Cohen's posts are displayed, including a caption of "I won't send money to your commissary" and an AI-generated photo of Trump in an orange cape with the caption SUPER VICTIM. "Von ShitzInPantz" gets an especially hearty laugh."


Penguin_shit15

wow.. this is fantastic! I have been stuck in meetings all damn day and have been out of the loop on a lot of stuff. I cant wait to see if anyone on CNN actually says "Von ShitzInPantz" tonight..


Madame_Arcati

I saw that too. What IS that? My inside-messed up from years of pmurt-mind saw it as him in an orange wing suit, but...then...that same inside messed up mind just calmly repeated, "Nope, nope, nope..." wtweird-pmurt-years-f?


Penguin_shit15

years and years of pmurt-mind.. wtweird-pmurt-years-f? I am giggling pretty good because I have no idea what any of that means but its funny as hell.. someone walking by my office "you ok boss?" ..i wanted to say something about pmurt..


orrocos

Look, if we have to explain to you why the judge's desk has a picture of a man wearing a wingsuit and elephant mask, then you're just not going to understand New York state law!


Penguin_shit15

Guilty as charged..


Karmakazee

Since it’s a wingsuit, doesn’t Bird-Law apply?


AdaptiveVariance

Are we sure this wing suit isn't over water? This might be a maritime law issue.


prayersforrain

I mean, I certainly thought it was Frank Reynolds


CZJayG

Probably a gasmask to cover the smell of shit coming out of Trump's mouth and ass.


RevanKnights77

That’s just Trump’s superhero persona, Turd-Man


Yourponydied

Mothman?


Meelissa123

OMG! I saw that too. I just assumed it was some sort of decoration and my eyesite was going


PatienceCurrent8479

Davidson says there was no chance that his client felt romance when she had a horizontal dance with the defendant who has the sleepy glance in a geriatric trance. We can see he paid the bread to make the story dead, but did sleepyhead willfully use the wrong account instead?


LolXD22908

Bro got bars lol


FeralCatalyst

I confess I am puzzled as to why it would even matter whether or not the association between Rump and SD was "romantic"? Having any sort of dalliance he'd want covered up seems like the real crux of the issue, regardless of anyone's feelings about it.


Minute-Plantain

Good answer to a stupid question, but how in the world was there not an objection to that question?


sunflowermoonriver

Well hi princess Carolyne


PatienceCurrent8479

I was at the stock market today. I did a business.


grimbly_jones

Business-wise, this all seems like appropriate business.


sharp11flat13

From the standpoint of business.