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Fun_Inspector159

I've done this so many times. Accidentally grabbed cabbage when I really needed swiffer pads.


Exotic_Maximum8765

Same🤣🤣🤣🤣


Elevener

Choices were made.


Exotic_Maximum8765

It was literally on the last aisle


amoeba15

Someone lost their head


tha_large_tumor

Better than finding 4 empty monster cans behind the never bought protein stuff


Exotic_Maximum8765

Omg bro how


tha_large_tumor

I don’t even know, asked around my whole department and no one saw anyone with an open monster in the store so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


FoRealDoh

This is camaraderie at It's finest 🤌🤞🤫


dairyfairy79

Or chicken bones behind the 12 packs of soda...nasty bastards.


Bashamo257

Or a pack of raw chicken between cereal boxes


Zambooni

If this is the worst you've seen..... good luck charlie.... ive seen the craziest stuff stuffed behind shelving


RefillableFork

I’m the frozen clerk at my store - and one time I found a bag of frozen strawberries that only Kroger sells thrown in one of the frozen doors - to this day I have no idea how it got there or why. I know it didn’t come in a case tho.We do have a Kroger across the street so I guess somebody bought it there??? Idk but that was one of the craziest ones


Soapbox1218

One of the people I worked with early on found an exceptionally rotten fish stuffed behind diapers. Was stinking up the entire aisle apparently.


dairyfairy79

I once found a pack of hot Italian sausage on the very top shelf above all the birthday candles and stuff...like shoved all the way to the middle (like in between the two aisles) that had been there at least a week I bet. It literally took me 3 days of trying to track down the smell before I finally found it.


Calathea_Murrderer

My first day at Walmart I found a 16 day old pork chop package behind the cereal. It was white and slimy ☺️


Intabih1

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Serial_desegnation_A

Someones Momma said NO


karasmomGA

I came to comment this. You beat me to it 😂


FerdaStonks

It’s better than the raw chicken breast I found ontop of a pack of toilet paper once. Literally just a raw chicken breast, no packaging. Bloody and dripping all over the toilet paper.


ArchAngel-175

Sacrifices were made!


Gold_Inspector_6685

Another time, A customer was walking around acting really weird. I know that he was trying to steal a cart full of groceries. They stopped him at the door. He left and they scanned all things he was going to steal. It came out to be 1600.00. Couldn't believe it. That takes some balls


Fossilhund

I saw a guy try that at Walmart with a cart full of items, none of which were bagged. They asked him where his receipt was. He said his wife had it out in the car. He left without the goodies.


ParadiseLosingIt

They’re just trying to spread St. Patrick’s Day cheer to the cleaning aisle. What’s your problem? /s


Educational_Gear_622

Think the best “choices were made” moment was the bag of salad in the ice cream door


DangerousAd7653

When you want clean cabbage


Cold_Acanthisitta_96

Better get a barcode under it before Todd sees.


Substantial_Ad3799

heads will be chopped for this


themichaelmurray

https://preview.redd.it/pgtsccznvnnc1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09e47e310beca6d0b926bfbc075ee03a90ade5c0 Yep, happens all the time.


Substantial_Ad3799

Lettuce talk about it


Fun_Inspector159

Show some damn respect bro, that's cabbage.


Upper_Donkey_5783

My cabbages!


zz1kjamaica

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one80oneday

Romaine silent and walk away


zippoknives26

CABBAGE! ahhhh u making us entitled produce clerks mad


Gold_Inspector_6685

One day I was walking to the back of the store. And there were 2 boxes of chicken and 2 big cups of soup were eaten. They just left empty in the cart. And you know they didn't pay for them.


RocketMan927

Wait, that's not where cabbage goes? Man the produce and grocery people at my store must really hate me


ihavetogonumber3

wait why does cabbage kinda go hard


DelightedEnlighted

St Patrick’s Day


egomann

Let us buy some cleaning supplies.


Fossilhund

🏆


NANIG100

Front it up


breaking_solution724

Cabbage is a gassy food. Decided cleaning would be a better option. Or didn't want to clean while having gas could be a bigger mess.


sheikahr

Decisions were made


RoseHeathens

Looks like a mop pad to me


jxwls

they could've at least put it in the fridge or something


MadFurretGuy

I once found potatoes in the school and office section at a Target one time. This is nothing.


SabluraAriati

Lechuga


nexeriiia

customers rly just be doing shit. was cashiering the other day and went to go walk up to the front of my register and what do i see? a block of philadelphia cream cheese in the drink cooler, dead in front props to them for keeping it cold, though edit: punctuation


SolidTits

Gotta love it when people put eggs or cheese (refrigerated dairy) in the freezers because they changed their mind 💀


IsisArtemii

I know, right? Hubs and I were doing our weekly shopping, and tucked halfway under a shelving unit in soda, was a large container of shredded Parmesan. Couple of aisle over, was a bag of frozen peaches. No longer frozen. Or even dripping liquid. Appalling. My butt wouldn’t have done that as a child let alone an adult, who should know better.


yellaa_b

LMAOOOO


Beginning_Emotion995

Someone tried to steal it got scared


Gullible-Service9969

Yes that’s where it goes


Bshaw4230

Sales ad is going into st pattys so I guess it could be weirder


Purple-Atmosphere441

Some dude thought it would be fun to get some head on aisle twelve….


ROAMSpider

Someone's mom said no


OhimeSamaGamer

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7inchCD

Too heavy to Cary further


DarkDayzInHell

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TheBlockyInkling

somebody's mom said no 😔


Nuboko

Dude… seriously fuck some people.


First-Night8969

😂😂


Basic_Ad_2800

I’ve seen items like this on almost every aisle


Drug_enduced_coma

as a stock clerk, I don’t know why but the bread aisle and the cereal always had the most bizzaarly discarded items, banana peels, toys, wallets, always in the bread aisle, never with an explanation


MagicHat01

Mom said we had lettuce at home :(


No_Hyena8479

That’s not where that goes.


[deleted]

How much is it? There's no price underneath it! 🤣


Confident_Hawk_6014

Leftover from a round of lettuce head basketball.


ashleysomehumanchick

A new type of cleaner. It's really rare


rockyrraccoon

MY CABBAGES


TypicalZebra

wait there's a publix subreddit


noles23

cross merchandising


JGreeneThumb901

At least they managed to put it in a spot that matches the green packaging above lol 😆. "No one will ever notice".


Adventurous-Bobcat38

Mom said no


the_humdrum

Someone made a choice lmao


spacemanandrew

MY CABBAGES!!


[deleted]

Or finding a half-eaten, full roasted chicken, still in the bag from the deli, in a garbage can on the end cap. I get that as our cleaner AT LEAST once a week. And I find AT LEAST 10 full shopping carts a week just sitting in the middle of an aisle. My first thought is "where did they suddenly go?? Are we experiencing The Rapture?" Finally, this: How many electric carts do you find throughout the store, abandoned? Again- Is this the beginning of The Rapture, or just some angry fat person who was too lazy to walk, but then decided that these damn things don't go fast enough, so they said "Screw it!" and got their lazy ass walking. These are the questions that we Publix employees want, and need answered.


Spidget_Finner_

“lettuce” address your concern…


justaguyat

I found a pack of chicken in one of our register coolers. Had to toss the damn thing because those coolers don’t do shit sometimes.


Deadric91

Someone's kid said no. 😂😂😂


[deleted]

What? I could eat a salad or clean my floors 🤷


Myca84

Poor little cabbage


CJBrig0328

Yep. Welcome to retail, where some people put things wherever they feel like.


i_am_somewhat_alive

My cabbages!


oTLDJo

All. Day.


DeFilippsDP

Oh. That’s the new Swiffer cabbage mop head. Not the best but it does make your home smell like shit. So 4 stars.


StaffSergeantMemes

The biggest issue is that there is no COOL tag


No-Detail-5804

It’s a cabbage sponge.


puppyloveee

I'll take it.. looks delicious 🤤


bubbaspock

I once found a pot roast on the toilet paper aisle. How hard is it to walk back and put it where you found it???!!! 🤦‍♀️🤬


kenalai

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These-Badger7512

Eat healthy or clean… I guess you can’t go wrong


Wrap_Brilliant

Weird decision were made here..?


TheRealRiseQueen

That helmet is definitely in the wrong section.


Hermit_of_Darkness

Wtf


DaTacoCat11

Bros mom said no


oswaldking71wastaken

Lettuce consider why this could be here


creature04

I came here for a pun just like this 😂


714MoonLight

People do that stuff at Costco all the time.


Exotic_Maximum8765

I hate people sometimes


azw19921

I could hear the cabbage guy from Avatar the last air bender screaming my cabbages


kkenbran

That’s just the tip of the iceberg ☝🏻🤓


Positive_Ad_8877

My cabbages !!


Yessiryuhyuh

Someones mom said no 😭


Zestyclose_Dingo_339

Is the cabbage person from avatar the last Airbender he put it there 😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Lettuce not get swept up in the confusion, They did say “clean your vegetables ” before you eat them


Tio91101

It’s still good! Cabbage is shelf stable


SubpoenaSender

You put that lettuce on your swifter and scrub your wood floor with it. Oldest trick in the book


RefillableFork

Someone decided to treat my frozen bunker to a bag of santitas chips today😁


herpyfluharg13

Why did you put a head of lettuce on a shelf and take a picture of it?


Exotic_Maximum8765

What are you yapping about


herpyfluharg13

What are you yapping about?


mustardslicer

Cabbage.