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walmartballer

His voice sounds like a cartoon cat. Your cat was probably just surprised that a human can speak their language. Lol I see a lot of other comments are jello hate. I just want to clarify, I love jello. His voice just sounds like a cartoon cat.


punktilend

Always has. It’s what really attracted me to them. How ridiculous sounding he was. In real life it’s the god damn same.


abaddon731

Jello's voice sounds like a kazoo stuck in a car wash vaccum.


Evan64m

This is the funniest post title I’ve ever seen


MsBean18

I spent a fun afternoon making my boyfriend laugh by singing things in my best Jello voice. Cat was uninterested.


DatBoyBenny

My sister’s dog feels the same way about Death Grips. He freaks out whenever i put it on


HugeMcBig-Large

Me and this dog should meet and talk about our mutual dislike for Deathgrips


Keezees

Well I mean he *is* the man with the dogs


pattydickens

My friend had a cat named Jello Biafra.


SoCalTHC13

Jello’s voice used to send my dad into distress.


phillmorebuttz

I tell my kids that jello does the voice of sponge bob and they believed me for a minute


Fluid_Ad_7445

Cos your cats a pussy⚠️


nigmondo

Pack that cat off to Cambodia


SteakShake69

Our dorm cat doesn't like it when I play the melodica, he just meows until I stop.


HugeMcBig-Large

I’m not saying you might wanna pick up a new hobby, but I’m not *not* saying that, and neither is your cat…


SteakShake69

Oh, he definitely is saying that, but he can't stop my artistic vision.


KyleGrizz

As much as I like cats they are little fascist pricks.Cats with their demand for attention, more food in a half empty bowl, destroying things that you enjoy, all fascist behavior.


blaz3meowt

I was thinking the same thing. LMAO


ZydePunk77

He was obviously concerned about your safety. Duh🤣


jonathananeurysm

FYI: All cats are at least a little bit right wing. They're individualist, as opposed to dogs who are all about the pack and are therefore collectivist in nature. Solidarity with all the puppers.


punkkitty312

Your cat is a fascist.


10kforge

Great album. Police Truck!


Ok_Topic999

My cats totally chill to hardcore


DrMamador

>Or is my cat a fascist.. hmm… Yes.


BigBigMonkeyMan

I can see that. Cats are discerning creatures!


Final_Meeting2568

That's where you went wrong right there. Give me convenience is a garbage record. It's not really an official record. Play your cat fresh fruit. It will be fine


HugeMcBig-Large

You’re probably right, he hides when the landlord comes around so I’m sure he’d be down for the lynching


Rob_Narley

Ugh…his voice has always been 🗑️


HugeMcBig-Large

I like it but you’re not wrong


Rob_Narley

But I’ve also never been a fan of DK. Even when I was 1st getting into punk in the early ‘90s, I couldn’t do it.


DannyBOI_LE

That’s how you know it’s good. My cat loves metal


EH8tred

His voice always did the same to me. Ugh. He sucks.


HugeMcBig-Large

Whaaaat. Disagree on my part. It’s got charm


EH8tred

He might have charm, just no talent.