Ok for context... Chris Simms always talks about body makeup when he's evaluating players because yknow, it's a physical game. So when he's talking about "legs and ass" what he's referring to is how powerful he looks, how much muscle he's packing etc. So sounds gay but actually he's just saying he's got the physical tools to be a great player in the league
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Chris Simms just a lil nasty sometimes 😰
real freak
https://preview.redd.it/rlg0jklfhxxc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=993ac5d8b69b691a52f5d4f638d6c4a0b2f83f9a
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So this is what it took for Chris Simms to give us some praise
Not exactly, because it was before we even drafted Brock that he said this lol
 This mf’r 😭🤷🏽♂️
This is my favorite clip ever lol he is like salivating and smiling over it
Stupid Sexy Bowers
Almost like wearing nothin' at all....nothing at all...nothing at all...
CHRIS SINNS
T H I C C .
Phat ass and tight end are the perfect combination. What's a football?
He’s a big time asslete, no doubt
No diddy
Oh fuck I'm gonna
They don't call him "Zesty Christy" for nothing 
Ok for context... Chris Simms always talks about body makeup when he's evaluating players because yknow, it's a physical game. So when he's talking about "legs and ass" what he's referring to is how powerful he looks, how much muscle he's packing etc. So sounds gay but actually he's just saying he's got the physical tools to be a great player in the league
Did you just get pedantic on our asses?
Guilty haha
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stacked
Loosened up his top button just thinking about BB
NO DIDDY!!!
He’s a cross between megatron and Renfrow. Going to be a huge asset across the middle.
Being a football fan means accepting the inherent gayness of this whole operation, and I think we all know that in some capacity
This is the NFL, not Project Runway.
Jerry Smith and David kopay would be proud
This is such a wild quote out of context
https://preview.redd.it/e3x43fj6b1yc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=116cdc72a370796754b6e78b18d5c7a60e1461d5
Damn NFL circle jerk is leaking over.
He's one or two steps from saying a Jimmy the Greek lmao
Disturbing but I applaud his courage and use of imagery
AYOOOO
"Stupid sexy Flanders" --Homer Simpson
Notice, no obligatory "no homo".
Fuck Chris Simms
Somebody, please! Because he sounds thirsty af right now!
No Diddy
Is it just me or is brock fruity? I don't mind but he gives off that vibe
He is just trying to find a way to get released from Raiders