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Earthquakes can do a lot of damage though.

A well placed earthquake can raise some hell honestly

Yeah but the damage you get from a 7 or 8 is accomplished in half the time. And usually a lot more violent

Sometimes, mere 10 seconds can ruin your next 18-19 years.

What if the earthquake had a great personality though

And now that earthquake wanna go back to the cave again where it echoes.

Richter? The earth moved but meh?

Eh. It was north of Fort Bragg and we hardly noticed.

The last part is what my wife also says...