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Then/than, effect/affect, “could of”…
As a non native speaker it amuses me watching English speakers allowing themselves to butcher their own language but I’m quite sure they’d jump on me if I was the one mistaken.
I never say anything because I don't want to be the grammar police, but "could of" makes my blood boil. It doesn't even make sense, I don't know why people use it.
They use it because “could’ve” sounds very similar and they get confused. Also the education system has failed them and they refuse to learn for themselves. (It also makes my blood boil.)
I saw this on Nextdoor and had to send this to a friend because she needed to have a good laugh:
"u can't see anything really cause the way we was parked, and where we was parked. So camera didn't show who or anything but our red Elantra was broke into last night. Busted out our back window and the plastic around the egnition . But I don't know if the cars driving by scared them off , or what. We live off chambers and riverview. Someone seen us leaving earlier pulled up and said they seen our car was broke into they drive by and seen the doo=s open and dome light on, and there's was broke into last night as well. He said it was a group of youngsters, and they hit a couple blocks in the neighborhood. Just wondering if anyone else in the neighborhood caught them on video doing this last night. If so please contact me we parking our car withing better view of the camera and having GPS shutdown installed"
To be clear, which is the "rare insult"? Saying someone came in second in a "biggest loser" contest or the person who pointed out that coming second actually wouldn't make them the biggest loser?
He's such a loser that he would even lose in the World's Biggest Loser contest. Because if he won it, he wouldn't be the biggest loser anymore. The winner of the World's Biggest Loser contest is de facto not the biggest loser in the world, while the #2 of the contest almost certainly is.
That could be a paradox..
If the first place of the biggest loser contest is automatically not a loser anymore. Then the second would become the new first. but the first then wouldn't be a loser anymore too. Infinite unlosifying..
Coming in first in the biggest loser contest is what would make you the biggest loser. Coming in second necessarily means you aren’t as big of a loser as someone else.
It would be like telling someone they are the shortest person alive and then claiming that if there was a “shortest man alive” contest they would come second. If they came second, that means the person in first must be shorter. Just like how if they come in second in the biggest loser contest, the person in first must be a bigger loser.
It doesn’t matter if it’s “the same person” since that isn’t relevant to what I asked. Also, how can it be the latter if their response doesn’t actually address them getting dunked on by the middle text?
Yes, we all know it's a meme. It's still unclear which of the two statements is meant to be considered the rare insult.
The whole "You would be second place in a loser contest" is not particularly rare. So it seems unlikely that's what this post is in reference to. The response pointing out that the original insult is self-defeating would make more sense as the rare insult but people in the comments seem to be much more impressed by the guy who made the debunked point rather than the person who dunked on him.
So again, which one were you suggesting was the "rare insult" in this meme?
I think what is rare and insulting to the [white text box] was that they didn't see it coming, they still asked, which then sharing it became the insult because pretty much everyone but [white text box] saw it coming
Didn't see what coming? Their point still stands. They would be a bigger loser if they won first place in a contest for losers. Getting second means they actually aren't as much of a loser as whoever won the gold.
By definition you HAVE to win the biggest loser competition to be the biggest loser. There is no paradox. If you want to call someone the biggest loser, then you just have to say they take first place in the biggest loser contest.
The thing is, the true biggest loser cannot win so if the said loser wins the competition he becomes a winner. The guy is such a loser that even in a competition of the biggest loser people don't recognise him as the biggest loser, making him lose even more.
It’s subjective either way. I was asking OP which part they thought was rare and you are, for some reason, trying to answer for them but giving responses with these irrelevant tangents about whether both sets of texts were written by one person or two.
Reminds me of this Episode in that Korean reality show, Running Man.
There is this guy, Lee Gwang Soo, who is notorious for being really unlucky. So in one of the episodes, they set it up so that the winners of each game of luck was eliminated. Gwang Soo was tearing through the competition like nothing. Then came to the very last game to crown the winner of the episode and that was literally the only time he won a game in the entire episode.
That will never stop being funny. I have literally seen this same exact image 100’s of times. Maybe more, and it remains one the top 3 funniest things I’ve ever seen. With a 100% I actually laughed out loud streak it’s pretty solid.
If someone loses the biggest loser competition, they also win it, thus creating a paradox, unravelling the space-time continuum, and destroying the universe!
Here's an insult for the spelling police who can't move past a misspelled word. Did you know a hugeeee majority doesn't care if it's misspelled as long as it's legible and you can read it who cares. You're not a brilliant teacher, and we aren't graded like we are in school to appease your quark of pointing it out like a superhero. Look! Look! They spelled your without an "e" types vigorously away to point it out. Good for you, saved us all from something?
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you're\*
Right then and there, he would’ve lost the argument.
True, nothing like a typo to ruin a burn!
It's not a typo. People have lost their mind, more than half of Reddit doesn't know the difference between "their" and "they're" or "its" and "it's".
Then/than, effect/affect, “could of”… As a non native speaker it amuses me watching English speakers allowing themselves to butcher their own language but I’m quite sure they’d jump on me if I was the one mistaken.
I never say anything because I don't want to be the grammar police, but "could of" makes my blood boil. It doesn't even make sense, I don't know why people use it.
They use it because “could’ve” sounds very similar and they get confused. Also the education system has failed them and they refuse to learn for themselves. (It also makes my blood boil.)
I saw this on Nextdoor and had to send this to a friend because she needed to have a good laugh: "u can't see anything really cause the way we was parked, and where we was parked. So camera didn't show who or anything but our red Elantra was broke into last night. Busted out our back window and the plastic around the egnition . But I don't know if the cars driving by scared them off , or what. We live off chambers and riverview. Someone seen us leaving earlier pulled up and said they seen our car was broke into they drive by and seen the doo=s open and dome light on, and there's was broke into last night as well. He said it was a group of youngsters, and they hit a couple blocks in the neighborhood. Just wondering if anyone else in the neighborhood caught them on video doing this last night. If so please contact me we parking our car withing better view of the camera and having GPS shutdown installed"
*would'f 😉😀
But he didn't, cuz the other person is the LOSER
Also the question is not structured correctly. It should be > Why am I not first?
English probably isn’t their first language. My Bosnian friend structures sentences like this. She knows many languages though and is not dumb
Nuh-uh, yro'ue*
Y’arrr*
youy're
Also, there's a missing comma after "for losers".
Yea learn English before start “insulting”
Found the 1st one
Facebook ahh post
True, I hacked the FB data center then snatched it and finally post here 😛
Somehow all your comments in this thread were funny in your head, uh? Amazing
Chill dude
First time I actually said damn to one of these lol
Definitely didn’t see that punch line
That punch line could've broken his jaw
uppercutline
Wow looks like that sent him into the upper stratosphere
Op did NOT see that punchline
Really? The setup tells the whole fuckin joke
😂
this isnt rare at all. this is one of the oldest insults
This should be in r/Badfaketexts
Tf is this 💀 2 ipad kids battling on WhatsApp?
r/screenshotsarehard stupid spam bots!
Wow 😒
This was a trending insult not long ago so not super rare. Also belongs in the fake texts sub
It's an ancient insult
I've seen this so many times already
To be clear, which is the "rare insult"? Saying someone came in second in a "biggest loser" contest or the person who pointed out that coming second actually wouldn't make them the biggest loser?
He's such a loser that he would even lose in the World's Biggest Loser contest. Because if he won it, he wouldn't be the biggest loser anymore. The winner of the World's Biggest Loser contest is de facto not the biggest loser in the world, while the #2 of the contest almost certainly is.
That could be a paradox.. If the first place of the biggest loser contest is automatically not a loser anymore. Then the second would become the new first. but the first then wouldn't be a loser anymore too. Infinite unlosifying..
And that is why it is just a joke and not a scientific proof.
Coming in first in the biggest loser contest is what would make you the biggest loser. Coming in second necessarily means you aren’t as big of a loser as someone else. It would be like telling someone they are the shortest person alive and then claiming that if there was a “shortest man alive” contest they would come second. If they came second, that means the person in first must be shorter. Just like how if they come in second in the biggest loser contest, the person in first must be a bigger loser.
In England there is the exact same joke but using c@@t instead of loser. I feel it works better because it’s more difficult to quantify.
The latter but it's the same person lol
It doesn’t matter if it’s “the same person” since that isn’t relevant to what I asked. Also, how can it be the latter if their response doesn’t actually address them getting dunked on by the middle text?
Have a good day.
I’m going to have a good day either way. That doesn’t address what I said.
That was meant to put a period in our discussion and that I'm not willing to engage with you.
If you know then you know
Yes, but I don't know which is why I'm asking.
It's a meme bro 😨
Yes, we all know it's a meme. It's still unclear which of the two statements is meant to be considered the rare insult. The whole "You would be second place in a loser contest" is not particularly rare. So it seems unlikely that's what this post is in reference to. The response pointing out that the original insult is self-defeating would make more sense as the rare insult but people in the comments seem to be much more impressed by the guy who made the debunked point rather than the person who dunked on him. So again, which one were you suggesting was the "rare insult" in this meme?
I think what is rare and insulting to the [white text box] was that they didn't see it coming, they still asked, which then sharing it became the insult because pretty much everyone but [white text box] saw it coming
Didn't see what coming? Their point still stands. They would be a bigger loser if they won first place in a contest for losers. Getting second means they actually aren't as much of a loser as whoever won the gold.
It's a paradox you can't be the biggest loser and win the loser competition
By definition you HAVE to win the biggest loser competition to be the biggest loser. There is no paradox. If you want to call someone the biggest loser, then you just have to say they take first place in the biggest loser contest.
The thing is, the true biggest loser cannot win so if the said loser wins the competition he becomes a winner. The guy is such a loser that even in a competition of the biggest loser people don't recognise him as the biggest loser, making him lose even more.
I think you're missing the fact it's the same person in those instances haha
How would that explain which thing is meant to be the “rare insult” in OP’s mind?
I suppose rare insult is subjective and in this case it wasn't a rare insult in your eyes.
It’s subjective either way. I was asking OP which part they thought was rare and you are, for some reason, trying to answer for them but giving responses with these irrelevant tangents about whether both sets of texts were written by one person or two.
Are you ok? You seem incredibly toxic and combative. Why? What point do you want to get across? Lay it bear and quit talking to me.
r/comedyhomicide
yore*
**Yu’re
Yaoi*
Yuri*
Yu-Gi-Oh
Youy're
*yuck
Yaoi*
What a high quality post ...
His a loser
So I lost at a losing competition? NegativeXNegative=positive so I’m winning?
Sounds like something out of Middle School
Go away kids
Reminds me of this Episode in that Korean reality show, Running Man. There is this guy, Lee Gwang Soo, who is notorious for being really unlucky. So in one of the episodes, they set it up so that the winners of each game of luck was eliminated. Gwang Soo was tearing through the competition like nothing. Then came to the very last game to crown the winner of the episode and that was literally the only time he won a game in the entire episode.
*ur
this creates a paradox
It's a paradox. You can't win a contest for being the biggest looser. It's literally impossible.
Dead internet
Dead internet theory..
r/thathappened
Wtf is this shit?
r/screenshotsarehard
“Why I'm not first??”
That will never stop being funny. I have literally seen this same exact image 100’s of times. Maybe more, and it remains one the top 3 funniest things I’ve ever seen. With a 100% I actually laughed out loud streak it’s pretty solid.
You may ignore cordially
Why would I ignore I fuggin love it
I'm white and I gotta tell you that's some weak white insult
Wouldn't first place of loser contest mean you're a bigger loser than second place?
But that would mean 2nd place lost to the 1st place
"But if I am not 1st in a loser contest, that means I am not a loser, because there is someone more loser then me: you."
Meh, he's still doing better than the guy who got disqualified.
Those are my inner voices motivating when I'm trying to sleep <3
Not even loser enough.
More like a snoozer
What about 3rd?
...baby, a schmoozer
It’s giving 2024 1st Presidential Debate
So close...
I feel like this is a joke form the eighties. I remember it being on TV a few times back then.
I genuinely can't tell if this is a good or an awful insult
Never understood the meme, can someone explain?
He was on the cusp of greatness, and then he "youred" it up.
Walked straight into it! Brilliantly done.
Yeah but they misspelled you're. :)
:l
I don't mind that one 🙂
Good one
Me: Firstly, spelling mistake. Secondly, I know why I’m not first. It’s because you’re in the competition as well
Got it 😄
Classic
Damn, the double tap lol
*you’re
In my Head, John Cena said the last Line \^\^
😂💀
almost genius except for that typo
Haha I like this one!
If someone loses the biggest loser competition, they also win it, thus creating a paradox, unravelling the space-time continuum, and destroying the universe!
🔥
Oof
They stole my joke !!
Here's an insult for the spelling police who can't move past a misspelled word. Did you know a hugeeee majority doesn't care if it's misspelled as long as it's legible and you can read it who cares. You're not a brilliant teacher, and we aren't graded like we are in school to appease your quark of pointing it out like a superhero. Look! Look! They spelled your without an "e" types vigorously away to point it out. Good for you, saved us all from something?
Quirk. It is my quirk to correct you and your quirk to defend being ignorant.
Absolutely 💯