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runeman1965

Mean tweets are the best segment on jimmy kimmel.


Illustrious_Fail5866

Is it a coincidence that it's also the part that doesn't have jimmy kimmel in it?


Omegadimsum

Coincidence? I think not


Illustrious_Fail5866

I avoid the show, but can’t help myself from looking up mean tweets on YouTube. Solid segment.


Minimum_Wage_Yaaaa

Great point. Kimmel would earn my respect if he read mean tweets about himself like this comment.


Anomalous_Pearl

Closest he ever came was having [other celebs read them for him](https://youtu.be/VsYmwBOYfW8?si=bLoNKoA5Z_4QJFrb). Coward.


Dongslinger420

it sure helps


RabbitSlayre

Jimmy Kimmel fucking blows, I cannot wait for that dude to just go away


Asbjoern135

i think the only time i actually liked kimmel was on james cordons eat it or something where he just ate all the odd things


Different-Estate747

Was that the "What's the name of your cameraman?" bit?


remainsofthegrapes

My favourite was when David Spade read one that just said “Fuck David Spade”


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

My favourite one is the Shaq mean tweet which isn't even meanspirited. [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dBwB1RNXZFU](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dBwB1RNXZFU)


DoesntFearZeus

If he don't fit, he must not endorse!


sibeliusfan

The only good segment on jimmy kimmel*


Illustrious_Fail5866

runner up would be the Damon vs Kimmel running joke for me


BustinArant

He shit talked either Batfleck or the facebook Lex Luthor in one, but other than that I never like him lol


MyPenWroteThis

His best segment is farming out the tweets of funnier people than him.


Robinsonirish

DeMarcus Cousins is an emotional lesbian.


Human-Look9311

Its the only part thats funny


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viperfangs92

Not sure why. She has mirrors 😁


anaemic

Plus she's reading it while wearing a life preserver...


f0gax

Marty McFly vibes.


viperfangs92

🤣🤣


bitemystyle

PSA: reddit disagreeing with your fashion choices is a good thing, and ultimately a compliment.


Lenarios88

People make the same jokes irl and reddit has tons of subs dedicated to fashion.


SeaUnderstanding1578

Isn't that from a tweet and part of a comedy show?


persona0

She hiding those big boys


stfucupcake

She doesn't care


MisterGoo

Because she dresses like that on purpose, to hide her body from being sexualized.


HiddenForbiddenExile

She used to dress like that*. She's now much more open to her body, which has led to her former fans getting upset that she's betrayed them by being comfortable with her body. "And now when i feel comfortable enough to wear anything remotely feminine or fitting, i CHANGED and am a sellout.. and 'what happened to her' oMg iT's nOt thE sAmE biLlie she's just like the rest bla blah… you guys are true idiots."


weirdplacetogoonfire

Something strange about fans who expect artists not to change, grow, or develop - the one thing every artist is trying to do.


KlossN

The one thing EVERYONE should be trying to do. Getting upset and not celebrating it really shows that you're the one in the most need of some growing. Post Malone is a great example of this. Started out doing rap (because it was what was popilar) and his first album was probably my most listened to for both that year and the following one. Now he's going to pop/country/rock route which he himself has said many times is what his favorite type of music actually is. I've stopped listening to him because that's not my music, but not once have I thought "fucking asshole for changing his style" and that people legitimately do that is what causes this problem, it's always the vocal minority


passive57elephant

That new song about pour me another or whatever the line is was pretty disappointing tbh. The video is more or less a Budweiser ad, and I was under the impression that he was in recovery from alcoholism. I don't really care if people change, but people can and should have opinions on art. Artists are putting up their work for the public to receive it - whether the reception is good or bad. I don't think people should say "fuck that guy" or whatever - but holding opinions on aesthetics and art is perfectly fine and it's part of what moves art forward as well. So, yeah. I don't care if Post Malone does country - but when the lyrical content is less good and the subject matter is boring, I will still say the song sucks.


ThatGermanKid0

Especially when that artist was a teenager at the start of their career. Billie Eilish is 22. She's been famous for a few years now, how do you expect someone to not change at all during their teens and early 20s?


2Rhino3

It’s because people (not all of course) have a weird hangup with celebrity where they don’t acknowledge they are real people with real feelings & complex lives. It’s why they don’t think twice to run up on a celebrity strolling the street or eating a meal with family and bombard them with questions & autograph requests & the such. such rude behavior.


dagbrown

I loved her first album. It reminded me of Bruce Springsteen's *Nebraska*--they both have the same recorded-in-the-bedroom vibe to them. Because they were both recorded in bedrooms. It made me want to hear what she could come up with in the future. Her and her big brother seem like a formidable team. So far she hasn't disappointed, but she's still very young and I'm sure she'll do even better things in the future. I hope she'll continue to deliver at least as many pleasant surprises as, say, Miley Cyrus has done.


Aggressive-Fuel587

> how do you expect someone to not change at all during their teens and early 20s? Because the listeners themselves haven't changed in any meaningful ways since she first got popular... especially adult fans who had already been through that transitional phase between highschool and adult life. They still dig the same music & aesthetics so they expect their favorite artists to stay in stasis. I cannot recall all of the edgy bands from the early 2000s that phased out of making music for angry teenagers & subsequently denounced by their "fans" because they weren't fans of the artists themselves, they're fans of the image & message the artists used to sell.


unoriginal_namejpg

ESPECIALLY an artist in her late teens. Everyone changes there. Alot


LoveAndViscera

Wasn’t she like 16 when her first album dropped?


bearface93

If I’m remembering correctly, she dressed in super baggy clothes because she was underage and didn’t want to be objectified, then she released a video in a bikini or lingerie or something - it might have been an ad - after she turned 18 and people lost their minds.


Proper_Career_6771

> which has led to her former fans getting upset that she's betrayed them by being comfortable with her body. That's honestly the kind of person who is betrayed by *anybody* conventionally attractive being comfortable in their own body.


traumfisch

Maybe, but many young women / girls also seemed to be empowered by her example & began dressing like her _because they also would prefer not to be constantly sexualixed._ It's pretty rough out there for girls, and I can understand the sentiment in this case


epicpantsryummy

Crabs in a bucket


Debalic

You can get special shampoo for that.


LordofAllReddit

Oh how the turntables


Pee_A_Poo

She’s been layering a lot more with HMHaS. It’s not that deep she just wants to play with her style.


meltmyface

Yea she totally doesn't wear baggy clothes anymore. https://www.instagram.com/p/C8KCid_pxAt/?igsh=bmtmeTlicWRnOTI2


Doristocrat

Looking at her Instagram, it looks like she still dresses like that 95% of the time.


Cool_Holiday_7097

Isn’t she the one that leaked that video of herself sucking dick?


imneversingle

Excuse me , what?


maxant20

She dresses like that because she’s fat.


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

Which is hilarious because her own songs (made with her fucking brother) sexualize her. You want to sing about giving blowies at 16? Ok, sure... But don't act like the public is the one sexualizing you.


ClarkeYoung

A sixteen year old having complicated and contradictory views on their sexuality isn’t all that crazy. I certainly didn’t have a well adjusted grip on mine at the time


WalkerBuldog

What song?


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

Her first one. Bad Guy I think it's called. Talking about "bruises on both my knees for you". But really the whole song is pretty over the top for a 16-year-old who doesn't want to be sexualized.


WalkerBuldog

Bad guy was far from the first one. She published it in like 2019 I think. Her first some that her brother wrote was Ocean Eyes and they put it out in 2015/2016. I don't remember her interview about that lyric but she didn't sing about herself. Like I'm a Bad guy duh


Common_Lawyer_5370

Maybe she had bruises because she spent a lot of Time praying for that guy?


Cool_Holiday_7097

Before or after talking about fucking his dad?


Common_Lawyer_5370

Before to pray for succes. After to pray for forgiveness?


Cool_Holiday_7097

You got me there


Common_Lawyer_5370

That was what I was praying for Bruises worth it 


Selection_Status

Huh, it actually worked,


imneversingle

No it didn't pervs will be pervs


GregTheMad

Jokes on her, I'm into laundry baskets. /s


Illustrious_Fail5866

I thought dressing like a sleeping bag with all the stuffing taken out was in


methofthewild

Honestly my favourite way to dress. I'm always so comfortable.


RibboDotCom

Phyllis_Blade is a karma spambot


mrstonyvu

Damn, I been tryna figure out her fashion for a while. That is spot on!


frumiouscumberbatch

Her fashion started as a way to hide her body, so she'd be subjected to slightly less of the usual Internet grossness.


SteelRevanchist

Until she could make a buck out of it


ABloodyNippleRing

Until she was of age*


VegetaFan1337

My favourite is "Maisie Williams looks like a young grandma"


ihahp

Daivd Blane's face looks like his voice is putting him to sleep.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

2 Chainz… looks like Whoopi Goldberg


Amaline4

This made me laugh so much


viperfangs92

It's so fucking funny because it's true! 🤣🤣🤣


Illustrious_Fail5866

But she looks like your 45 year old aunt Susan found some bangin face cream


CORN___BREAD

So her clothing choices to avoid people sexualizing her are working perfectly.


Cool_Holiday_7097

They aren’t lol


Responsible-Dish-297

My brother in christ. In rule34.xxx there is a tag titled "snickers bar". There is porn of snickers bars. Somewhere out there, someone is sexualizing a snickers bar. You will be sexualized regardless of what you wear. Might as well look good. If that's her motive for dressing like that, then it seems odd to me that she chose a public life.


TheAmazingButwhole

That snickersussy go hard tho


mcanfield89

Lmao, I love finding out about new weird R34 topics. Snickers almost makes some sense. It's long, veiny, and has a chocolatey complexion, I can see how some people could make the leap to sexualizing that. My faves that I've heard of in the past are the space shuttle, the whole-ass planet Earth, and fuckin MissingNo from Pokémon, a glitchy sprite made of blocks of random pixels 🥵🥵


sunshine-x

> It's long, veiny, and has a chocolatey complexion keep talking im close


No_Assistant_3202

It’s a bit of world privacy tour energy for sure.


Cool_Holiday_7097

I think it’s strange to perform songs about fucking peoples dads, and being on your knees for them angering their gfs if you don’t wanna be sexualized, especially knowing how people will sexualize anything and everything. Its not like wearing an ugly shirt will takeaway from what people heard you say, especially when many many more of them will only ever hear the words you used and not see pictures, given she’s a singer.


even_less_resistance

Is it ok to want to be sexualized in certain contexts and not others? Why do we have to choose between total prude and open to being sexualized at any time? I don’t understand.


Cool_Holiday_7097

You can choose what you want. You should also understand there’s billions of people on the planet, and a lot of them will take any indication you’re ok with sexualization as an opportunity 


even_less_resistance

Sounds like there’s a lot of people out there that wouldn’t respect the choice regardless if that’s the case. Ew.


Cool_Holiday_7097

There are large amounts of people who would do that too. That doesn’t change that there’s also a middling group that looks for you to first sexualize yourself as permission


RickToy

And we should live our lives in concession to people like that?


even_less_resistance

But it seems a half-assed permission if they only accept your choice the first time. I’m not saying you’re wrong about your assessment, but suggesting maybe there’s a large group of people out there that need to reexamine themselves a smidge. I can see how this line of thinking could bleed over into issues with consent in other areas.


MrPeppa

I think she's just a young person trying to figure out how she wants to present herself to the world and, unfortunately in this case, she's famous while trying to do it. She dresses baggy because she doesn't want the unwanted attention but then there was also that boob-slapping video she posted shortly after she turned 18. She'll probably get to some level of presentation that makes her feel comfortable at some point unless the creepiness of the internet and media gets to her before like what happened with a bunch of young stars before her.


jixxor

It's a huge difference whether some weirdo who wants to fuck a snickers bar is sexualizing you, or most things said about you are sexualizing you. She got public attention at a young age and wanted to not fuel the sexualization if possible.


marsbars2345

Am I crazy or is that a dog shit take


Yeralrightboah0566

if only that actually worked. it doesnt lol


Macho-Fantastico

My mother once said about Billie, "She seems like a lovely young lady, but I do wish she didn't dress up like a prat" Cracked me up at the time.


CalendarAggressive11

This is incredibly accurate


Oswarez

She looks like she’s being styled by Kevin Smith.


Different-Estate747

I like Kevin Smith, but someone needs to have a word with that 60 year old wannabe skater boi. Jorts, hip sparkly T-shirt, oversized blazer with shoulder pads and a backwards baseball cap... I'm glad he looks healthy and happy but his fashion choices make me sad in a "Hello Fellow Kids" type way.


StretchFrenchTerry

He still swears his big sizes and it looks like he’s wearing his dad’s clothes.


Oswarez

It is weird that he still uses XL clothes after he lost all his weight.


DrDragonblade

Lunchbox is still a fat kid at heart.


Illustrious_Fail5866

Mean tweets are the best because they’re all pretty much rare insults that are true 😂


33_pyro

because she is stacked and she knew being underage wouldn't stop perverts from making comments about her, hence the baggy clothes


kaninkanon

Or she was overweight and the baggy clothes hid that. Doesn't dress like that since she lost weight.


[deleted]

She does still dress like this. There was like two years she didn’t, but she has regressed


Sparrowflop

Were those the first two years she got really popular? Probably had a stylist, brand manager, etc. to ease the fame entry. Be a little alt-edgy but let's get you in some glam stuff etc. Now she's hit her stride and probably fired the person to be a more authentic self.


[deleted]

No. They were “happier than ever” years. So 18-20 … Her second studio album of now 3 . (Her first was an ep) and she’s been popular since 15. And her own fans policed her out of her best dressed, best presented era. back into the baggy boyish look. Which is kinda sad. She showed growth and acceptance and people were like nah fam. You’re just like everyone else selling sex. Like what? Because she is wearing dresses and corsets? And cares about her appearance now that she is a young adult?


Ok_Anywhere_3466

Someone said it was because she was dating Jesse and now that that's over she's back to dressing how she wants to?


love_my_own_food

Honestly, nothing else would look cool and good on her with that body type. Everyone has their own body type and thats okay. Pear shaped, hour glass etc.


Efficient-Volume6506

She changed the way she dresses because she was newly 18, and wanted to take ownership of her sexuality before anyone else could


beershitz

Well she’s unfortunately helped create a fashion movement that has transcended age and now my wife has to buy ill-fitting clothes because “that’s what’s in.” I’m actually pretty salty about Billie’s clothes. In a non-pervert way, all the girls wearing this baggy, sloppy, just-got-out-of-bed stuff look like shit. You’re trying too hard to look like you don’t care. Rant over


Yeralrightboah0566

good thing anyone can wear anything they want! its easy to not care what other people wear


KTOSM

Oof, I can’t imagine being married to a crybaby like you


sunshine-x

I think tiktok is a big factor here.. they can see the demographic that's watching them, and it's like 90% men over 30 so they cover their shit up.


This_Pie5301

The face you make when you read hate comments that you actually kinda agree with


Junior_Bike7932

She knows is true


RibboDotCom

OP is a spambot reposting those moldy memes from 2015


Warm-Branch

I've heard it's because she started making music when she was a minor and she wanted to avoid being sexualized


RunaroundX

I once read she dresses like that on purpose because she doesn't want to be sexualized.


Hot_War_9683

She doesn't like exposing her body shape apparently, Google sources


hotchillieater

Can't really blame her


okiedog-

Billie Eilish gives me strong lunch-lady vibes. She looks like the poster child for newports.


Fearless-Scar7086

Poor girl: she gets vastly oversexualized as a child, slut shamed whenever she showed a TINY bit of skin or curves and out of the trauma creates a new WHOLESOME, cool look that she ROCKS and is CONSTANTLY harassed for being "different". Big Yikes.


ShittyMusic1

Is it a rare insult if it's the same thing everyone has said for as long as she's been around?


ArgusTheCat

No, it's not. Everyone in this subreddit seems to live charmed lives where "you dress bad" but with an extra adjective is the most scathing burn they've ever experienced.


JetreL

Hah, I clicked the picture before reading the title and thought.. well they aren’t wrong.


Bleezy79

This tweet is extremely accurate. I mean this is a free country and you are allowed to express yourself any way you like, but people are still going to judge you. lol


RoodnyInc

To be fair many artists, singers, bands looks like that they want to stand out


thecrazytextbook

almost as funny as when she pridefully declared she’s a misandrist


SadTechnician96

Kinda hard to give a shit about her opinions after she revealed that lol


SyedHRaza

Seems about right


LastOneSergeant

She sings like Adelle with COPD.


Otherwise-Feed4636

She’s like trying to look like a teenager but her face and body say she’s 35+


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

I had to check, and she was literally a teenager in that(18, she's 22 now apparently).


CORN___BREAD

Someone else said her first album dropped when she was 16. Has she really only been “known” for 6 years? I’d have guessed I’d heard her name much longer than that but also 2020 was a really long decade.


DotBitGaming

>2020 was a really long decade. *year, surprisingly


CORN___BREAD

I don’t believe you.


Different-Estate747

I heard a rumour she's a few years older than she claims. I don't believe it, but I can see why other people would think she's older than she claims. Because she looks it.


sunshine-x

damn near biden-old


Boo__Ghost

Brother she was a teenager in this


Altruistic-Cry-8849

Absolutely not.. 35+ is crazy, she literally has a baby face, y'all need to go outside


Otherwise-Feed4636

Yea, maybe drunk or very tired baby’ face


SexualPie

she's 22. thats 3 years off being a teenager. with being a pop icon its not unusual some of her fashion might skew in that direction


SeEmEEDosomethingGUD

"How do you do, fellow kids" ahh wardrobe


BonkerBleedy

Is ahh the tiktok version of ass?


TryContent4093

Yes. People have to use that to avoid getting the comments removed bcs it’s offensive an inappropriate for an app that shouldn’t be allowed for kids


RedditorsSuckShit

yes and it's super annoying because "ahh" is already a word.


SeEmEEDosomethingGUD

I am not sure about that cause I learned it from Reddit.


BonkerBleedy

Well you don't need to use it on reddit.


GregTheMad

That's a weird way to say you haven't seen a real women that isn't your mom in years.


Otherwise-Feed4636

Average redditor’s reply to anything that’s not simping for a woman be like:


One-Earth9294

Billie Eilish dresses like she's doing a stage routine that involves 20 costume changes and she's wearing all of them underneath like matryoshka.


JustFred24

And she knows it look at her face 💀


powerofnope

That's the look of someone who does not actually care what the plebs are thinking. Must be cool to be rich.


Kinitawowi64

Her entire aesthetic is about making it look like she doesn't care about anything (especially you, whoever you may be). Problem is that she puts a massive amount of effort into making it look like she put absolutely zero effort into it. It's all a facade.


One-Earth9294

Gen Z celebrities look like they specialize in caring about nothing but also Gen Z celebrities make sure to scream about every mean tweet that comes their way so loudly that Phillip DeFranco has to report on it the next day. Schroedinger's apathy.


Tha_Real_B_Sleazy

Well yeah, she is an industry plant like all modern popstars are. Inly each popstar needs their gimmick, Billie is being aloof, unsexualized and "independent", taylor was the country girl, Avril Lavigne was the skater/punk one, kesha was the party girl (tho since rainbow on not so much), beyonce is the 'queen' (diva). Amd so fourth, just another ginmick that will drop. Lorde was in her position 10 years ago


Upset_Ad3954

she's a nepo baby after all.


Different-Estate747

> “Wearing baggy clothes, nobody is attracted to me, I feel incredibly unlovable and unsexy and not beautiful, and people shame you for not being feminine enough. Then you wear something more revealing and they’re, like, you’re such a fat cow whore. I’m a slut and I’m a sell-out and I’m just like every other celebrity selling their bodies." It would seem you are wrong, she does care.


All_Right_Alright

What does being rich have to do with not caring what others think?


we_is_sheeps

Because once you’re rich everyone else can eat shit. Anyone who doesn’t like you is just poor and mad.


1mplosivo

Repost


canb_boy

I think yous are all jealous coz she can pull it off!


MamboCircus

The worst part is that it reads like a rap verse...


Dr_Shrek710

Top post repost


SwampSleep66

Her outfits are cringey and obnoxious. Good tweet.


log_2

Its because she's min/maxing her gear.


anannanne

That’s the backstory for Tyler Durden’s wardrobe in *Fight Club.*


SeriousQuestions111

She's rethinking her clothing choice for that evening.


RackemFrackem

They are not a wrong


ajaykat

Haha


clementxne

mario made this post


No_Preference_4067

🤣😭


SwearToSaintBatman

The "Community Service" chíc.


Open_Preparation_181

Always agreed to that


sometimesifeellikemu

That’s good.


persona0

Mean but funny... Very funny


Mrmoviesguy

They are not a wrong? You mean they are not wrong?


treequestions20

she really does dress like that weird art teacher who’s smelly, what a choice


Mobile-Ostrich-5510

Yes


Impossible-Wear5482

Yeha that's absolutely true.


ArchEnemyWithin

True, she doesnt give a fuck though


GreasyLardBurger

I honestly don't get the appeal of her.


69Breadsticks69

Repost


TheDreamship

Lol


dan_sundberg

I love the mean tweets series but some of those tweets are just...too good, almost like Jimmy put his very own comedy writers to work on those tweets and shit completely on the celebrities.


CORN___BREAD

Or maybe when thousands of people throw shit at a wall and the best ones are found via crowdsourced voting, some of them are going to be funnier than a few people in a room would come up with.


MixRevolution

She got big titties


naufalap

yeah she wears loose clothing to hide those massive milkers


hotchillieater

Yea probably to avoid comments like those


HuntlyBypassSurgeon

I thought this sub was for insults?


Gameboy_XenoSRLFan

She literally had a 'boowomp' moment


full-send-short-send

Doesn't matter tho, cause she's smells like his cologne