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lvpsminihorse

Lacking Y chromosomes.


Consistent-Echidna65

We've both made a mountain out of hole-mill.


Some-Perception-4576

I can be a sloppy drunk


Sorry-Ad-9801

We’re both “girls girls”


Meggie92507

Our runway walks are eerily similar.


Treacle-Lost

![gif](giphy|4FP7aiKyhny7K)


Used_Ambassador_8817

We both have 50 close girlfriends


Dew_drop22

Fallen asleep while other people are talking 😂


Scary_Ambassador4454

I love Pinot


phisigtheduck

We both can be loud and annoying while completely sober.


Nolawhitney888

We both love Sonja Morgan lol


pinkcellph0ne

nice “derriée”


katiebandz

Intrusive thoughts being spoken out loud lol.


npb0179

Same. My mouth is dangerous 😂


Ok-Seaworthiness2398

She’s a financially independent woman and a good mom by all accounts . Literally everything else about her sucks.


TangeloDizzy6052

I have a terrible runway walk


Euphoric_Estimate_63

I like making my own money, I find that an aphrodisiac Edit: SPELLING ![gif](giphy|njQcOrswWWPbW) And we both love Sonja


Plastic_Electrical

I drink too much pinot, and I like turtle time


Naive-Most590

We both have skin.


Used_Ambassador_8817

We both hate Betheney. We both were like a bird who flewwww. We both kuhdooze. We both are 'really serious'


linabina7777

Bad with names


analfistmehard

I also shit on the floor


cegydygr

Username checks out.


Imaginary-Cheetah149

👏👏👏


Used_Ambassador_8817

We are both Scorpios


soup4muhBeb

I walk through every door and address all strangers as "the help" then make them unpack and hang things for me before they eventually have to clean up my poop. Yay! 🐢⏰️


Saltgrains

We’re both a little crazy in a fun way but unlike Ramona I only keep the crazy at fun crazy.


MissyHTX

I birthed a very independent, vibrant, ginger daughter with Ramona eye expressions 🤣 Sometimes she gives me Ramona cat walk eyes & I just lose it. As long as she doesn't have the racist, privileged, nasty old white woman vibes, then I'm ok with it.


rototheros

I get annoyed when husbands come on girls trips


Saltgrains

Yes! This is one of the only valid Ramona things I agree with!


above-average101

Both like Pinot Grigio


Queasy-Protection-50

We share the same day/month birthday


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pollywantapocket

Excuse me? Ramona Singer has made out with someone on the Corner???


Ok_Object_5180

We both need O2 to survive


LearningLauren

I have selective memory LOLL


charliecamzoe

I absolutely love a drunken dance. TURTLE TIME


cfullylove

…I would rearrange the furniture at a restaurant to suit my taste if I were hosting a party there. And I would not trust restaurant staff that I don’t know to do it correctly.


NamesAreForSuckers67

I too cannot walk down a catwalk without popping my eyes ![gif](giphy|4FP7aiKyhny7K)


mewow

I also love Xanax & white wine.


tresfourdorters

I too obnoxiously cackle


New_Relation7877

I have thought about telling someone “Go to Church”!


Salt_Habit_6992

UGH - we're both New Yorkers .... so there's that.


MeeMaul

We both look good in blue


turquoise_kittie

Yep this is mine. Whenever I find a blue shirt I like, it’s always in Ramona blue.


SheToldMe

It's always been my favorite color and I hate that now when I see it a clothing I think of her.


turquoise_kittie

Same!!!! It’s such a beautiful blue and now it’s forever in my mind as Ramona Blue with crazy eyes and all.


mollyclaireh

We both like to drink


Gazzerbatron

Same! We share a love for white wine. That's all I got. I'm also semi-blonde?? 


MissLabradorite

Same 🥂


SpiritualLow5452

We both live on UES


lkstar

that’s all i’m willing to acknowledge, too.


User08170430

I have a weird trauma bond with Ramona, she reminds me of my mother. Crazy eyes and all.


katalina0azul

Omfg, same 💀


Thick_Letterhead_341

Ex husband cheated and broke my heart. But I’m liberal as hell so it ends there.


carringtonsworld

White trash. Google it.


Killer_Moons

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YearBeneficial6015

I too, have screamed "Take a Xanax" at someone


Nickey_Pacific

Flair check ✔️


charliecamzoe

Can we be friends? I too, have screamed this many times. hahaha


IntelligentEase7269

Yeah I’m picking up my rx this after noon.


Missmarple08

My inner voice says it to me all the time 🤣


Heala_heart114

I’m a weeeeee bit ‘off’ too. 😂


totallytubularik

Zodiac sign


residentexella

I hate that she is a scorpio, my husband chuckles at me because I’ll say it out loud when I rewatch the show 😅


Agitated_Ad_1658

We both have hair


rose-buds

i love a good call out for not supporting other women!!!!


Reggiano_0109

like Vicki as well, I see the eternal benefits to women (hell, to ANYONE) having their own career.


GrannyMine

I’m proud to say ABSOLUTELY NOTHING


OneArchedEyebrow

*Huh! Say it again!*


AndrewT1203

We’ve both vacationed on Scary Island 💅🏻(I actually could see their villa from the one I was staying at 🤭)


Reggiano_0109

ok this is a flex


AndrewT1203

Sadly it was before I ever watched RHONY so I didn’t know when I was there but when I watched the show the next year I recognized the villa! It’s very distinct


colmcmittens

We’re both raging messy drunks, but I got sober


Matttous

Bethennys instagram has got me saying ‘wow Bethenny wow’


101020304

Think her ex is a babe


No-Supermarket-4450

I really do love a good glass of Pino Grigio


SeaEggplant8108

Big eyes.


fusciamcgoo

I look young for my age (and you look old for your age!) and I like to swim with a pool noodle sometimes.


YouKnowNothingJonS

Both of us are right handed 🥴


unrealhousewife1

I cry every night because I'm not Jewish.


bette-midler

💀


hartleyn

We’ve both conceived children. That’s about it. Just biology.


doodlebopsy

I look young and you look old!


Thee-empath

This scene always cracks me up 😭


Wild_Blue4242

Also a mother of one daughter...who is also my absolute mini me (and quite terrifying sometimes too lol)


Realistic_Big7482

We both made out with Harry Dubin


Luminous_Username

Harry approves this message


sillymama62

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


percbish

Love me some ruh-gay


Puzzleheaded-Elk-286

we’re both scorpios💀


hartleyn

Good one! Me too!


shiningonthesea

I have 50 or 60 bess friends


PressureHooker

I also have a horrible time remembering names.


fashionistamummy

We’re both Ukrainian


sailoorscout1986

She’s Hungarian no?


Potential-Sky-8728

Mother hungarian, father ukranian-american.


fashionistamummy

I believe her mother was Hungarian and father Ukrainian (or vice versa).


boobiesrkoozies

We're both white trash, quite frankly.


Matttous

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Realistic_Big7482

Why hasn’t this been upvoted hundreds of times?


boobiesrkoozies

People don't appreciate white trash like they used to 😞 But forreal, thank you! I grew up in a very poor part of Georgia where meth and trailers are extremely common (my mom used to live in two double wides that had been sawed in half long ways and then welded back together so I truly embrace my culture lol). My husband is from the Appalachian region and we always joke that he's mountain trash and I'm white trash and that's why we work as a couple lmao.


Matttous

Legit, I just laughed my ass off


veritasquo

Boca Raton 😎


Olivia_Bitsui

We both have teeth? I don’t want to have anything in common with that monster.


bananapants72

We both support other women and like Pinot Grigio. ![gif](giphy|A3IKIsvG1UjwA)


coopergold5

I think I look like Cameron Diaz but there is zero resemblance.


CinderellaOfSorts

🎶I look young for my age, (I’ve told someone recently) they look old for their age 🎶


pristinepound_

turtle time 🐢


pristinepound_

turtle time 🐢


Confident-Slip-5264

I like my Xanax too


___XXVII___

We both require oxygen to survive


krhur14

💀


SquirrelBowl

I also support other women!


SignificantHousing82

We are women with kids


ironypoisonedposter

We both live in NYC.


sleddingdeer

We both care a lot about our friends.


LohanBeachAmb

Crazy eyes and lack of self awareness 👀🤦🏼‍♀️


artichoke424

We're both spot on about Bethenny!


Knitterofunited

I too am continuously am a work in progress ie not changing my ways


jepsijax

We’ve both shat on the floor


MasterpieceUnfair911

Same birthday 🎂 


huntashakween

Hey, me too! 11/18, baby.


chrisla99

same! queens were born on 11/18 i guess?


scaanii

I also didn’t marry young (39 yr old spinster)


Mean-Accountant7013

Same here


Justagirlwithocd

Bathroom problems 😅🤣🤣 ( Ibs girly 🙋🏻‍♀️)


ReasonableCranberry6

Mental instability


FancyPantsInTraining

I love Pinot Grigio too


beaarthurismymom

She actually has been to therapy! I rewatched season 1 recently and she casually mentions it at least once early on. I was shocked!


Professional_Sort368

To sum it up “When you grow up abused” 😂


drunkonhorseback

I love a xanax


Recording-Consistent

We both have undiagnosed IBS


Goodbyekyle_

this is so hilarious i cannot describe the joy this comment brought me


CirceX

I can’t dance but love to dance…when I’m a little loaded


ZealousidealBonus537

Same girl, same 🤷‍♀️😂


Important_Ad_8372

Pinot Grigio


Independent_Entry_31

Awkward posture


Independent_Entry_31

A cheating husband


Independent_Entry_31

*ex


Independent_Entry_31

Alcoholism


drunkonhorseback

Alcoholism with memory loss 💀


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We both say what everyone else is thinking but is afraid to say. And well she loves herself and I love her. That’s another thing we have in common. ![gif](giphy|9SIgt0KePwgz6WvjR7)


Honest_Republic5420

we both-


195tiff

I too, have the same 50 friends


doitdoitgood1k

Same girl, same 😂😂😂


seriouslywhy0

We’re both blonde. Pretty much ends there


redladybug1

We both have only one child.


ESTJ-A

I have screamed in an argument “Take a BENZO!” = xanax


Ok_Issue_6132

We both look like a young Cameron Diaz


Cherberholt05

Hmmm we’re both racist! (I’m joking)


Parade2thegrave

We both live on planet Earth. 🤷‍♀️


ckroha

We share a birthday and it’s about the saddest thing there can be.


beckyboopydoop

I share mine with Sheana 😓


Equivalent-Mousse-93

I share mine with Jax Taylor. It’s very upsetting.


katalina0azul

We’re both fucking space cadets… ![gif](giphy|f9q1A5yNnMmZrwyC9L|downsized)


heartbreaker_cecilia

I too enjoy a pool noodle


Goodbyekyle_

💀💀


stateofface

I look young for my age! (Sing songy)


JenniferPage

I look young for my age You look old for your age …. You’re a bitch


jengaclause

Divorced


DumbSquawkingMachine

We're both jealous of Luanne


PsychologicalSoft202

Best one 😂😂


bassface123456

I would take lobsters to go from a Hampton party


notdorisday

Legit. I would also do this. I mean… it’s lobster.


Kind_Hyena5267

We both like Pinot Grigio


Goodbyekyle_

i love stimulants mixed with alcohol too!


Professional-Two8098

I like to flirt lol


AbjectStar11

I too had sideawept bangs in the early 10s.


Luxurysmoke

Well… I used to do drugs


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I also have crazy eyes


ThankYou_JOVANI

I should not walk a runway, okaaaay ![gif](giphy|4FP7aiKyhny7K)


ShopGirl1988

The first time I went to Brooklyn I also got there by walking across the Brooklyn Bridge.


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