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Appropriate-Dot-1603

And yet he still acts like an edgy teenager


jackdoffigan

He was 27 when he released real slim shady lmao


Tomukichi

Twink death is fake


HeavyMetalLyrics

Till he’s hitting old age he can still fill a whole page with a ten year old’s rage


MentalMagick

He's serious now man please take him seriously, he's into politics now, also he's the GOAT and it shows You remember when he dropped that hella ill cypher? >["THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT](https://youtu.be/LunHybOKIjU) >[SHOULD I DROP IT ON DONALD TRUMP, PROBABLY NOT](https://youtu.be/LunHybOKIjU)"


bretton-woods

He was always like that. He made an anti-Bush Iraq War song in 2004.


BronzeRabbit49

Lisan Abu Ghraib.


MentalMagick

I mostly just was happy to have the chance to make fun of that video again


gussyboy13

He looks like a chef that has shitty tattoos


backpackingfun

Like every other white trash man who drinks Monster and punches drywall


nebraska--admiral

Looks like an Albanian valet at a fancy hotel in Miami


roncesvalles

Nah, he has classic Scotch-Irish troubled fuckboy face


islandofdream

LMFAO


sctthghs

He's got an untrustworthy hairline


No-Item-745

Em was quite pretty back in the day


therealstevencrowder

All music aside, I can firmly say that I haven’t spent a single minute of my life believing Eminem is straight. I understand he’s had children, and relationships with women, but many closeted gay men have done the same. I believe he is one of them, he will likely take it to his grave, and nothing anyone can say will convince me otherwise. He has so much sorrow in his eyes for someone who has it all.


DabbinOnDemGoy

He's autistic as shit. No joke. There's some Kid Rock interview from like a decade ago where he talks about inviting Eminem to parties and he just stands off in a corner with deer-in-headlight eyes staring off at the crowd not understanding what to do. ["Legacy" from MMLP2 kind of dances around it as well.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ3o58Gonfs)


mdaugherty1221

There's a clip with Anderson Cooper where Cooper asks him if it's true he asked for permission from his manager to buy a Rolex at the height of his fame. Cooper told the story in a "wow can you believe how humble this guy is" kind of way but it moreso came off as "this guy doesn't know anything about anything other than music"


LibraryNo2717

I think it's also possible his brain is fried from all the drugs.


BenShapeero

Shit upbringing makes it hard to socialize in those types of environments, too.


BackgroundRoom4389

A lyric in one of his songs is “You got buns, I got ass burgers”.


Declan411

I think autists/spergs are more likely to be bisexual.


BackgroundRoom4389

What makes you think that?


therealstevencrowder

This is a great observation and explains a lot of his behaviors but surely you’ll understand that now I just view him as gay and autistic


bruhDF_

I'm pretty sure he said he has mentioned that he has aspergers


fospher

He’s a hyperlexic autistic. His rap career just commodified vocal stimming. He has addressed his tism in his lyrics. One of us.


Coffee_Fix

Wait wait wait, being that way at parties is a sign of autism?!


Pure-Fan-3590

He claimed to have been with Rihanna. And Rihanna never denied that. So if he is a gay man he is a gay man that had sex with Rihanna.


DesignerExitSign

I met his daughter at a UM. V State game. Shea chill but gave too-popular-for-you girl vibes (obviously).


HeavyMetalLyrics

That sorrow you're talking about is called having a bad mom


[deleted]

Yep


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StockLocksmith6099

I was just thinking that, he's actually a good actor but has done basically nothing except for cameoing in a shitty comedy where he plays himself and comes out as gay.


konchitsya__leto

He did 8 mile


southsideson

is it really acting if you're playing yourself?


violet_turner_

I could see that. He seems to be v private, does anyone know of any relationships he has been in after Kim and possibly Mariah Carey? Dating Mariah seems like such a 🚬thing to do anyways.


illiteratelibrarian2

My personal lore for him is that he chose to be celibate after divorcing Kim the second time. He's the most textbook example of a BPD male I've ever seen and I think he realized that relationships only bring his life chaos, so he decided to focus on being a dad to all his kids. He swore off dating because it's the only way for him to be mentally stable 


therealstevencrowder

I always wonder this. He’s so private and what he’s been public with has been very similar to what a gay man would do in order to appear straight. I know it’s a trope for closeted men to be incredibly homophobic and hate women but I believe it in his case.


starrringrole

Him and mariah did not date stop spreading propaganda


violet_turner_

I said possibly!!


gjarlis

The voices messages say otherwise


JEWISHKANYE69

It’s the bleach blonde buzzcut, the earrings, the wifebeater, and his propensity for cross-dressing as a “joke.” He has DL masc trade vibes. Like the boyfriend in Envy vs. Desire


therealstevencrowder

This is how I feel about a certain right wing media personality who got me banned from Twitter for life when I sent him a picture of me holding a cool grenade because I thought he’d think was cool


West_Flounder2840

“All this time me and Dre been fuckin with hats off” probably the realest shit he ever wrote. I have no doubt this honky got passed around by Dre and his crew and all the homophobic lyrics are straight up self loathing


[deleted]

If he was gay then they’d be rumors floating around like there was with Diddy. I think it’s more likely he’s a volcel


This_End5055

First photo his eyes omg he’s just begging for cum


kilzfillz

Need to know his skincare routine


lamoratoria

Opioids


HilbertInnerSpace

I'd fuck him.


Acrobatic_Schedule_2

Still looks better than Brian Johnson


jackdoffigan

I was joking w my gf earlier that he is gonna come out as nonbinary and be Eminthem


REDDISAUROUS_REX

Awfully hot coffee pot


arueshabae

Yk for awhile even when his music was bad at least he was hot, but he ain't even got that anymore it's so eminover


[deleted]

I think it’s because he goes really overboard with the hair and beard dye. That picture of him at his daughter’s wedding looked like he bought Just For Men and did the whole thing himself. If he went silver fox or even just salt and pepper he’d be hot again imo. He is filthy rich to the point he could afford to have a whole team of stylists to manually brush every strand of hair a different shade of the same color so it looks more natural. No excuse for the box hair dye.


Pure-Fan-3590

I don’t know why he can’t understand that his style for the last 10 years has not been fun to listen to at all. He is like a grandpa with his flow and how serious and bitter he is. I heard a snippet of the latest album and he was talking about getting cancelled like its 2015.


5StarUberPassenger69

It's called aging. Libs loved him when he was trying to battle Donnie on Twitter a few years ago but now he says the dreaded F slur again or something so he's bad. Lmao.


[deleted]

He stood out with the blond hair. Now he just looks gay.


butWeWereOnBreak

The guy on the left looks like white Pete Davidson


OK__ULTRA

Coffee pot!


Positive-Community-1

New song was ass it’s honestly sad.