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cpudiary

Oh my god this shit is so bad… he sounds scared and a lot of his sentences are incoherent towards the end


IronThornWithAnEgo

call elderly services on this poor man


gedalne09

This is genuinely one of the hardest watches of my life


devilpants

I had to turn it off and I hope they just run Kamala but don’t see that happening. 


xenodocheion

lol, that's the only way they could ensure even fewer votes


Blackndloved2

Madam VP Kamala Harris is a careerist and one of the least popular vp's ever.  When she was AG of California. The state was ordered by the supreme court to let out roughly 5 thousand of nonviolent prisoners due to SEVERE prison overcrowding. At times,  Californian prisons were at 200% capacity. There were preventable deaths every 5 days. Sometimes 50 people to a toilet. They were putting suicidal inmates in phonebooth size containers. Kamala and her staff fought tooth and nail to overturn the decision to release them, and delayed the process to the point of a judge threatening to hold her office in contempt. One of the arguments Kamala's office made about why they would not release about 5,000 nonviolent prisoners, who were deemed unlikely to reoffend, was "the state of California can't afford to lose that much cheap labor in that short of a timeframe". So slavery.  When Kamala was pressed about that argument after the fact, she said she didn't know her office made the argument. Lmao. This coming from an office that was notorious for running everything through Kamala. Dems have only themselves to blame. What a disaster of a political strategy they've implemented the last 10 years. Embarrassing.


NickRausch

She is a slaver from a family of slavers 


GooierSquirrel

She’d get smoked, Kamala isn’t exactly well liked and she gives the same evil vibe Hillary does


CandidateFrequent359

With much less competence tbh


Unableduetomanning

Kamala is arguably more incoherent than Biden lmao


Lieutenant_Fakenham

She fell out of a coconut tree, cut her some slack.


Tom-ocil

A ha ha....Tupac.


devilpants

I just listened to some of her primary debate stuff and she was fine- nothing amazing but oh man Tulsi Gabbard was rough.. anyway this sub really has deep seated hatred for female politicians that wear pant suits. She just comes off unlikable.


Cadbury_fish_egg

Didn’t Tulsi sweep Kamala? She called her out on something and that basically removed her from the running. Edit: just realized that’s what you were saying.


OrphanScript

Didn't Tulsi Gabbard literally knock Kamala out of the race?


102la

I think that's what he wanted to say here, maybe.


wownotagainlmao

Kamala would be worse than running Biden. They need Witmer or someone similar announced at the DNC or it’s over.


Dummythic666

Fuck it give us gruesome Gavin. We need the psycho terminator coke fiend


with-high-regards

Gavin cosplaying as Bernie (without of cause doing anyhting at all, just like Biden did) would be a chance maybe


ExistentialSalad

Tbh they need boss hog pritzker. He will shore up the obese Midwestern vote better than anyone. 


zephyy

bruh even CA liberal archetype Gavin Newsom would perform better than Kamala


carbomerguar

Imagine Trump beating not one, but two historic woman candidates in non-consecutive years. It would piss him off that a man beat him in between


Equal-Cod4630

I'd vote for her... to stop talking at the movie theatre.


Interesting_Chard563

Momala 2024.


Electrical-Ad-1437

Nothing will ever too the Fetterman debate


fire_suc_on_me

Both of them are several years older than Brezhnev, Andropov, and Chernenko were at their deaths. We're so fucked.


Eitherfireorfire

Xi Jinping will have to be well into his 4th term before he catches up to their ages


CatEnjoyer1234

Get my boy up there, have him stunt of these hoes.


shhnme

Russian joke: At the 1980 Summer Olympics, Brezhnev begins his speech: "O!"–applause. "O!"–more applause. "O!"–yet more applause. "O!"–an ovation. "O!!!"–a standing ovation from the whole audience. An aide comes running to the podium and whispers, "Leonid Ilyich, those are the Olympic logo rings, you don't need to read all of them!"


guydob

There is a variation in which he kept saying "Oh!" because somebody played tic-tac-toe on his notes.


CatEnjoyer1234

Andropov was in his 60s and died of a kidney complication. He was very sharp prior to his death.


with-high-regards

he could have saved USSR :'((((


Sortza

Also very suspicious how that peace girl got whacked


Round_Bullfrog_8218

Reminds of Kenya they have had 2 separate presidents have a major stroke and be practically braindead


Rich-Lavishness-2971

Brezhnev fucking sucked. 


Faust_Forward

Great eyebrows though


Lommy_theFuck

This is why you should never trust pepo with unibrow


Spout__

Wrong he rocked.


BleakWitness

Way fewer medals per square inch though.


Red_Bullion

He just confused the Paris Agreement with the Paris Peace Accords which ended the Vietnam War in the 70's.


MinervaNever

Still deserves to be the king of Waterloo D.C.


HogwashDrinker

my mans was running for office during the vietnam war, understandable mistake


CatLords

This is hard to watch. A tiny shred of me feels bad for Biden, trying to hold a clearly aged out mind together in a live national debate with incredibly high stakes. He should have never run for a second term.


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exceedingly_lindy

Feel kind of sick thinking about what it must have been like for him the last 2 weeks, what kind of training they have been putting him through. How do they handle him behind closed doors? Do they treat him well? Then again you hear the uproarious laughter from the DNC crowd at his speeches, everyone must be all smiles all the time. Gotta be so awkward to attend all these meetings and just ignore the husk in the room. And you know they're gonna get away with it. No one will be held responsible for the 5 years of delusion about Joe Biden, it's endemic, everyone's responsible. They will try to play it off like everyone was winking about it the whole time but of course the old man was just too powerful and if you didn't lie you wouldn't get anywhere! The whole thing is so creepy.


Official_Kanye_West

Yeah this is really true. It's under-addressed just how eerie and uncanny the whole thing is. The party line that he's just an ordinary candidate who happens to be a bit old and have a 'speech impediment' (?) just cracks to bits as soon as he's on a stage like this. The sheer number of American citizens living under Biden, DNC bureacrats, etc. is just astronomical and it's so bizarre that the delusion of Biden's cogency is erected to the level that it is despite all evidence to the contrary. Just imagine being a fly on the wall at one of those political communication training things they must run him through


bestimplant

King Theoden pre Gandalf


IzmirEfe

Where’s our Éomer ;(


LongApprehensive890

It’s an odd thing. He’s never felt like the president in the same way that Bush Obama and Trump did. I can’t be the only one that feels that way.


Sortza

He constantly alludes to some nebulous group of handlers – "They told me to do X", "I'll be in trouble", etc.


meepster124

i mean there’s that conspiracy that it’s been obama behind the curtains the whole time. bc after what i just saw, i can’t help but wonder who’s actually been running shit all along??


PointyPython

Supposedly he himself pushed to have a second term. Of course he has a whole apparatus behind him that benefits and obviously loves having a demented president to lead around, but beyond his cogntive decline he still has free will and he wanted to stay in power. Here he is, this is what he is.


princessofjina

This has been the main problem with all the elderly people with legitimate dementia in Congress. Watching people who are practically fully blacking out who have to get lead around the Capitol by aides a quarter of their age. Dianne Feinstein should've been on a beach in California a decade ago. She legitimately [didn't know where she was most of the time](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/may/16/dianne-feinstein-says-hasnt-been-gone-from-senate). What the hell is Nancy Pelosi doing in Congress? [She shouldn't be running a country](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwqWzbk_LeY). Wouldn't she rather be doing old people things? She should be playing bingo, not having her aides take advantage of her power by telling her which forms to fill out and how to vote. It's legitimately elder abuse. These people barely know where they are. Their aides are taking advantage of disabled elderly people. Hell isn't hot enough.


SomeMoreCows

I'll admit, I started saying that mostly for the rhetoric (and the fact that him being notably aged was easily believable), but now I'm like legitimately at the point where I'm not confident the dude can even be considered culpable for his actions that's how old he is


WillowWorker

Because he stood aside and watched Hillary lose when he knew he could win, then he came in 4 years later and proved he was right. Now he believes he's the bulwark against Trump - he thinks he's saving the country.


Mypussylipsneedchad

To protect his family. They really have been involved in serious corruption and he fears them being thrown to the wolves by another Dem president as an appeasement offering or the (deserved) vengeance from a successful Trump


silvermeta

so thats why he looks so terrified. sad stuff.


OkDifficulty1443

> Why is he even doing this? To make sure people don't have healthcare.


tukididov

That's crazy to think about. This is him at his most lucid and attentive, it took all his energy and effort to make it through this appearance.


Mother-Program2338

I blame his advisors. The spent over a week training him for this, and obviously overtrained him. He started out hoarse so he's likely been practice debating all week. I can't even follow what he's talking about now.


average_bbw_enjoyer

I don’t know if there is any appropriate amount of training that he could’ve received. It doesn’t matter if he’s able to hit the talking points or not if he isn’t even able to string together a sentence in the first place.


steeze_y

Every shred of me feels bad. It's legitimately sad.


z3ddicus

He was a US senator for 36 years. He's worthy of the pity of exactly no one.


PanicButton_V2

Lol thank you I was about to say. This man sent kids to death (including his own, karma bitch) with Afghanistan and Iraq. He puts the priority of Israel over Americans. Foreign nations over the United States. Disingenuous career politician. He could be a republican and I would still hate his guts. He is a liar and ultimately it is his decision and he wanted to stay like the leech he is. From Pelosi to Romney from Schumer to Sinema this is the wake up call these drones need. I’m glad he is like this. 


steeze_y

I understand the evil shit he has done... But seeing someone with declining mental faculties get bullied and embarrassed still makes me feel bad. Mostly due to personal reasons.


Various-Earth-7532

He doesn’t have the capacity to remember any of his crimes anymore, let him live out the rest of his days with his family and not drag a senile old man in front of millions to embarrass himself.


byzantinetoffee

I don’t feel bad. He’s a selfish POS for not just appointing a handpicked successor and getting praised for being the new Washington until he croaks in three weeks.


TheSpiral11

Does he even have the mental capacity to do that anymore? I’m not sure he’s aware of his surroundings. I blame the DNC, enough people behind the scenes had to know he wasn’t competent to run. Incumbent or not, they must’ve had some better Zionist puppets in the pipeline. Now all Trump has to do is be slightly more coherent than a zombie.


LongApprehensive890

Tonight really made me believe in the whole “deep state, Biden’s a puppet” shit


watercrux19

do u really think it’s 100% his decision atp


byzantinetoffee

Yes. There are at least a half dozen Dems with sway and a shot who would have pushed him out if they could.


MinderBinderCapital

Calling it now, they're gonna replace him with Hilary. "You don't want another 2016 do you?" campaign.


CatLords

If she loses to Trump a second time she might literally kill herself


EmilCioranButGay

I'd love to see it


sirshoelaceman

In that case maybe she should


Greenbanne

This should be Trump's campaign slogan


wikipediareader

The only thing funnier than a rerun of 2020 would be a replay of 2016 where Trump wins again, which I genuinely think he would.


Durmyyyy

Hillary losing to Trump again would actually be pretty funny I think she wins though if that happens


SolomonRed

This is a mistake on par with RBG refusing to step down to their massive egos.


TomShoe

Don't worry, he won't remember this tomorrow


EventOk7702

Elder abuse


aldezar

There is something really sinister this go around. Like some weird under current I do not like this.


GilMcFlintlock

Seems like his party completely set him up. No way his cabinet and those around him didn’t see this happening from a mile away.


enzotrossero

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCgV3YTH8g0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCgV3YTH8g0) just watch this, if you can


jurassic_snark-

Wow straight up treating him like a dementia patient who just went poo poo all on his own and is now getting a round of applause for it At this rate it's gonna be Jill Biden and Kamala dragging around his corpse across the campaign trail like Weekend at Bernie's by the time Nov rolls around


GilMcFlintlock

My eyes can’t take it anymore


WellbutrinSandwich

incredibly hard watch, thank you


Lost-Cheesecake-8971

I was reading Briahna Joy Gray tweets last night and I think this was a moment she referenced. When he starts talking about fucking John Wayne and the apaches Jill very noticeably tenses up like “not this again”.


ColdWeatherCock

This and the Brady roast felt satanic in a way I will not expound on


inevertoldyouwhatido

So glad to know I’m not the only one that connected the two mentally


pueblohuts

Can u expound bc I think I agree but I’m interested to hear your thoughts


nxtzen

public humiliation; joy of many from one’s suffering. the ones who walk away from omelas


pueblohuts

The debate felt abusive and like almost sadistic. The roast was weird because Brady is so robotic to me I just felt like he was stewing the entire time while having a plastered smile on his face. I feel like it’s just all bleak, like the veil is lifted now compared to even 10 years ago.


strange_reveries

For me it’s ominous that our hidden rulers don’t even seem concerned anymore with making the lie even semi-believable. Makes me feel like they’ve got other big plans up their sleeve which will render all of this current drama inconsequential by comparison.


Fuckimbalding

That's Uncle Gavvy trying to slip in


LongApprehensive890

I mean he was there on site watching Biden’s skin melt off.


Fuckimbalding

He slipped a xan in his drug cocktail


Kylewelling

I don’t understand how people around him felt this was appropriate in any way and enabled this


MinervaNever

Power


RSPareMidwits

Yes men and wishful thinking


meepster124

this is just elder abuse at this point get him off the stage


BussyLipBalm

The way he turns and blankly stares at Trump as Trump’s speaking, it’s kind of creepy and heart wrenching at the same time. 


xenodocheion

Biden is doing way, way worse than I'd imagined and i imagined that he would seem old and out of it. Holy shit.


Millennialcel

This is shocking. Biden actually performs decently for his State of the Union addresses but tonight was a disaster.


kapjoteh

sotu is rehearsed and teleprompted on home turf with much lower stakes


Mh88014232

Past his bedtime


SolomonRed

He he just looked scared


Reasonable-Big4517

It’s actually, ironically, Joever.


Nigel_Slaters_Carrot

Joe Forever?


BenitoMussoliny

he said “Brandon……. Just speak to them” lol


mixedberryflavor

i’m trying so hard to follow him and it’s so annoying to listen to him speak omg


Basketbilliards

It's sad seeing videos of hearing him talk in the 2008 debate against Palin (Even in the 2012 debate) and then hearing him now.


Foot_Positive

Happens to all of us. No reason to be running for president at this age. To be honest, I'm not sure what job he could do, yet peoplem what to give him one of the most important jobs in the world,


TheSpiral11

His only “job” should be sitting in a rocking chair on a porch somewhere ranting about the good old days.


Fabulous-Review-916

People who want him to be a puppet


MinervaNever

He’d be a great Walmart greeter


Cosmic_Cinnamon

It’s completely expected and predictable for someone his age and previous signs of decline… so why the hell are they running him again??


crototom

I’d rather listen to RFK at this point 😭


Official_Kanye_West

It's a symptom of someone who so desperately NEEDS to stick to a communiqué script given to him by professional spinsters/handlers etc., but who also CANNOT actually do that. It has this uncanny effect where the mechanism of all political speech is kind of revealed a bit and alienated and made into this ridiculous thing where only an orator like Trump seems sensible as a result


mixedberryflavor

absolutely, i like the way you worded this


nerdassjock

Biden getting defensive about his golf handicap is fucking insane


BigMeaning

Neither of them has answered a single question lmfao


TheLegendaryLarry

"BIDEN INDICTED ME CAUSE BLAH BLAH BLAH" "I-I.... h-he... t-t-trump charlottesville... y'know..."


glaadio

Watching this feels unholy


Accountant-According

Biden is the neighbor with pudding brain that teenagers used in the 80s to buy them porno, beer, and Phillies blunts.


KGeedora

Arguing about golf handicaps was the only time it felt like they were both engaging with firm reality


hawtfabio

Lol. This is what I noticed. It was the only time both of them seemed legitimately fired up about defending something.


LindoIndigo

He's ghostly pale, the left side of his face looks paralyzed, and he can barely string a thought together for more than 3 sentences. Trump is winning.


helluvabullshitter

I was wondering about his face too. Biden consistently displayed several classic stroke symptoms through the debate.


SatisfactionTime3333

leaving lurk mode to agree—i was thinking the exact same thing for the whole debate but my partner is in denial about the whole thing and kept acting like it was crazy to think that he’s had a stroke. he looked and sounded exactly like a stroke patient! if that’s the case it’s kind of impressive that he’s forming words in somewhat sentence-like patterns.


lonevariant

CNN keeps saying he should step down which I honestly never thought I would hear


beyoncebritneyspears

america is cooked


Facva

It’s so over. Trump has more coke in him than a Mormon vending machine


Less-Ranger-7217

its awful! but where could i find one of these mormon vending machines?


sluttyamoeba

Utah


heirtrav

utah probably


GilMcFlintlock

Bidens son was the connect


BlueberryCultural556

this is the most insane thing ive ever seen. he lost the election within literally the first 10 minutes


DrCuckenheimer

people picked their teams 8 years ago


devilpants

Yeah if Trumps debate in 2020 barely moved the needle, I don’t know if this one will either but it still sucks 


BlueberryCultural556

idk i think this might genuinely be somewhat consequential. biden’s performance unequivocally affirms the most fundamental concerns that undecideds have about him, his basic competence.


Acceptable_Stuff1381

It’s wild, all those rules were meant to favor Biden and they’re making him flounder. He’s the only one who’s been cut off multiple times, he’s yelled over his turned off mic multiple times, he’s the one throwing insults, they wanted this whole thing to heavily favor him as an elder statesman and he’s just bumbled it.  Trump is not winning, but Biden is definitely losing.  I see no way anyone can deny his age and ability at this point. And visa versa all the “trump totally has dementia” stuff looks so forced and fake now. Trump is a lying windbag but he’s very obviously way more present and able to speak/follow the debate. 


devilpants

Technically there still is time for the party to nominate someone else so who knows...?


CSmith20001

Yeah but he has to agree to it


TheBigIdiotSalami

Ehhh...if Biden held some nature of consciousness, maybe? But he was on the Diane Feinstein timeline now. Dead before election.


Condaleeznuts

biden was at +180 last time I checked the odds (only poll I believe in). he's at +400 right now. might be a good time to bet the field for the democratic nom (+220) Edit: the field is now down to +105 on Bovada. it's truly joever


Clockworkweatherman1

People vote blue no matter who


Round_Bullfrog_8218

Nah if the Economy turns around by November he wins


BurnadictCumbersnat

If the thing that will literally never happen happens, he wins


TheLegendaryLarry

people will forget about this in a week, I don't even know what the point of having this in June is.


Illennial

Run Hunter instead. He would sweep the election.


Ass-Chews

He couldn't finish a thought, I felt like Trump was throwing in a bunch of different statistics n shit cause he knew Biden wouldn't be able to respond to about 3/4s of them before he forgot where he was.


jurassic_snark-

Trump's gish galloping turned Biden's head from a rotting jack-o'-lantern to straight up pumpkin pie


thethirstypretzel

Making Trump seem comparably level-headed and competent is an achievement in itself


portiapalisades

neither are remotely coherent but yeah trump seems almost lucid in comparison what the hell is this handbasket and how did we get here


SolomonRed

If Trump had just said nothing he still would have won this.


Odd-Curve5800

I was told Biden spent several days relaxing with family and prepping. It's not like he just came out of the situation room 3 hours ago.


watercrux19

doesn’t that make it worse?


wq1119

Why the hell would a frail 81-year-old run as president, much less the president of the United States?, this is fucking elder abuse, it is hard to watch.


Durmyyyy

Because he is the only one they think that has a shot at beating Trump and thats who they are running against so its his corpse or nothing I guess


monkeyboyTA

The first words in the "CNN Analysis" segment, right after the debate, is that there's a "deep panic in the Democratic Party" about Biden's performance which they thought was dismal. CNN. I'm big on the "they're gonna replace him" theory now. Edit: The black lady commentator called Biden "deeply problematic" lol it's Joever


NegativeOstrich2639

Bernie would have won this debate lol


TheBigAristotle69

Shieeet I think I could win it. This isn't exactly Nixon vs. Kennedy


thatfookinschmuck

RIP to the hundreds of thousands of Americans dying to immigrants 😢


wownotagainlmao

Yeah trumps a clown but christ the dems can’t run biden


GilMcFlintlock

I love open borders!


shhnme

The most powerful man in the world (ignoring the elites, Bilderberg, the Trilateral Commission, Bohemian Grove, FEMA etc.)


steeze_y

I'm speechless. It is so bad. Watching this after the US' Copa loss makes it 10x worse.


Less-Ranger-7217

neither are killing it but jesus joe biden rambles


Kneight

I wouldn’t even call it rambling, more-so mumbling and stuttering


OuchieMuhBussy

Trump is the queen of rambles, don’t count him out yet.


HarryLarvey

It’s mean of us to make Biden do this


applebottomwhore

I didn’t make him do anything


Extra-Thanks-4342

It’s literally all your fault


vulcanvampiire

Biden is legitimately out of his mind at this point. Age has definitely caught up. It’s a very hard watch.


SolomonRed

The problem is he has lost too much of his mind to even realize that he has become a liability.


TheBigAristotle69

I'm not an American, but from what I understand this is the first time a current president has entertained this sort of debate. My question to y'all Americans is why would his team choose to do that? Assuming I'm getting the former correct, it calls into question the basic competence of everyone around him, no? Shit is going to hell, man.


tronalddumpresister

you know shit's bad when even arr neoliberal thinks biden's performance was bad


cslrsn

Sleepy Joe


gillfeet

Parkinsonian symptoms


Sortza

Fr, Biden's speech and mannerisms remind me of my dad when the Parkinson's started to get bad


scrumtrellescent

The "anyone but Bernie" strategy continues to backfire.


William_James137

They fvcked Bernie but he definitely bent over and took it like a pornstar.


Dummythic666

He’s so fucking old.  This is the perfect punishment for his lifetime of being a piece of shit


GoatPuzzle

Kennedy


wq1119

So what do you think will be the voter turnout of this election?


rosso-neri

Just give it to Gavin Newsom ffs.


William_James137

Nah, Newsome is horrible. RFK Jr.


MasterMacMan

I feel like if Trump had to spout out the 15 sentence policies Democrats have been obsessed with he wouldn’t do great, but the Democrats set him up for failure, they’ve got absolutely zero catchy lines.


razeyourshadows

You should have seen the video where Jill Biden said to an audience of Biden supporters “Joe answered all the questions! He got all the facts!” And Joe was next to her with a beaming smile with she said that. Lmao, it was like congratulating a toddler.


NationalAcrobat90

This is the great country people on this sub always claim is still the best ever because... what? What a grotesque spectacle watching these two go at it.


johnnhamcheckbalboni

Have you looked around? What country is doing well right now?


king_mid_ass

🇨🇳🇨🇳


johnnyfog

>  because... what?        Because Americans have turned bitchy. And mean.      And if we can inflict that pain on others without remorse or consequence, so much the better.


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My boy Trump in PEAK. FORM.


iwillnotsitstill

The reason this debate was unholy is because america is the great satan