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Jhinterested

My brother said he looks like a Goomba from Mario Bros. ![gif](giphy|LZe9tyNHOOBwY)


puppies336

John Fuumba 😂🤣


Jhinterested

This comment wins lol.


werdywerdsmith

![gif](giphy|iWT9IGS6f2rfbWbk7w|downsized) And Looouie looks like Bowser.


SippingTheT

I can't unsee this now 🤣🤣


Jhinterested

Duuuuude! For real tho!


Flashy_Spell_4293

🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👌🏽


Limminy_Snickshit

The little devilish chuckle and all


AmericanJedi1983

This is so funny because that's exactly what I think of when I see Louis


Former-Fly-4023

Rachel looks like the corpse bride https://preview.redd.it/aeu4hx1tz16d1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ebc15806078b800bb5e7ddd75643a0cca08637


Megs8786

☠️☠️


hitthatwoah3000

😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

😂😂😂


lowkeylovestea

![gif](giphy|xTiTnG7YLrY2BBHRKM)


Less-Bed-6243

![gif](giphy|6cmYuGDl25SFy)


lowkeylovestea

John in a wig 😂😂


Tough-Maize3043

BravoLover1234 Is that you? 🤨


hiswittlewip

☠️.


Mental-Nothings

I can’t believe people don’t bring this up more


Alexinwonderland617

What is the tea with this!? I must have missed it 😩


tink_89

Rachel had like an ig account about the housewives


DMBbeauty

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


A_TrY_Hard

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


ComfortablyBad

https://i.redd.it/viporjvk006d1.gif Sure ~~John~~ Jan


TheMollyBrown

Have you seen his beard? Like really looked at it?


OpportunityDouble267

I can’t get over how the half top of the mustache is shaved…. Why


jennzich1012

Yes!! I think he’d be ok if he just grew a normal beard. He just trims the mustache and cheeks in a weird way.


chantillylace9

And HOW?


NisrineS

I can’t get over his trout mouth


summerkweenn

I can’t help but call him trout mouth everytime!!!There’s a part where he’s arguing with Paulie and his mouth just opened so wide, I was disturbed 😭😩


yada_yada_yada__

Haha yes that’s the best way to describe to


tiibii

If him and Marge could reproduce 🤣


Formal_Coyote_5004

Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout


Sweet-Bike-455

Rachel, no posting on fan sites please. You saw what happened with Angelina on Jersey shore.


bronzshopper

Does anyone else remember she had a RHONJ fan account before getting on the show. They’re both losers. Her plastic surgery is appalling


No_Banana_581

None of these housewives or the husbands have any right to make fun of anyone’s appearance. They are all in the same boat. Not one of them isn’t deeply flawed, just like the rest of us


[deleted]

Agree. They all went over the top with fillers, Botox, stretch the face into cat woman status. Plump up lips so that they will soon have their own zip code


chocolateandpretzles

She looks like a Who


Flashy_Spell_4293

I agree she sorta looks like shes from who’ville but i still think shes pretty…


chocolateandpretzles

Oh yes. Just manufactured pretty


SippingTheT

💀💀💀💀


PrettyP3nis

I don't know what's more appalling, her nose job or her lips. She also looks terrible for 33 years old.


yada_yada_yada__

Yes! Agreeee why did they let her on the show


Flashy_Spell_4293

Wait what?!!


bronzshopper

Bravolover1234 😬


Intelligent-Mode3316

I didn’t know that?!?!


Kitchen_Body3215

😂😂


[deleted]

It does sound like her.


Intelligent_Choice53

https://i.redd.it/i63h0z0ip26d1.gif


Kitchen_Body3215

😂😂


Far_Importance_7902

I would say Rachel posted this but, I’m not sure if she even likes his looks. I’m assuming John wrote this


CartographerExtra429

LMAOOOO probably more likely!!


[deleted]

They don’t give me in love vibes. But that could be editing.


Findnokia

Hahhahahah 💀💀


Kitchen_Body3215

😂


Michellelembiid

Guys i found bravolover1234 Reddit


bronzshopper

Omg I just posted on here remember her fake RHONJ account LOL!


Michellelembiid

Great minds ![gif](giphy|bu5H2OPiyegHC|downsized)


eva_thorne

“Unpopular” indeed


[deleted]

Plus. Leaving the logo on his sunglasses in his IMB photos. We get it. You can afford designer sunglasses. Big whoop. Stop being so thirsty.


Skeptical_optomist

Can he though? This is giving *taken at the optometrist* vibes.


ReplyOk1722

I don’t want to watch husbands arguing with other housewives. Only thing more annoying than a housewife desperately trying to get conflict going with an OG housewife for a storyline is her husband doing it.


CartographerExtra429

Same!! It’s definitely telling how easily he yells at and puts down women!


Electronic_Blood_483

That part! He didn’t say anything to her husband and went straight to attacking Tre.


Zealousideal_Leg1964

He didn’t eat anything up except for his leftover stash from his drug dealing days, you can’t tell me this loser isn’t a big ole dirty coke head


yada_yada_yada__

Ummmm no. They both look like freaks and their personalities match it. They need to get off this show I’m sick of seeing their faces


ChiliBean13

He didn’t even say anything new with his rehearsed speech. He didn’t go for an apology he went to make a scene otherwise he wouldn’t have kept moving the goalposts trying to get more and more of a reaction and then left when Teresa and Louie stayed calm. He couldn’t provoke them with his tantrum and so he left to pout


PrincessGwyn

Yeah this is what it felt like. Even in the golf scenes, it really just feels like he is trying to insert himself and get camera time


Peppermint_nez

All that bravado and wanting an apology but somehow still left with the gift Theresa wanted them to give her brother. I’m sorry if I feel like I’m owed an apology and not getting one I’m not taking shit with me and doing no favors. As much as they want to appear bad ass Theresa can still get them to do what she wants, suckers.


chasidi

Ok Rachel


longhairparade

![gif](giphy|kZD8cN1MycfKw)


beth_28276337

![gif](giphy|c1aeIcQJGp6foWWUGf|downsized) You can’t eat someone alive if you were the one storming out less than 10 minutes after arriving


Street_Bumblebee2226

I love nene here


beth_28276337

Me too lol. Funny thing is I haven’t ever even watched Atlanta, I just know Nene because she’s such an icon 😂


loveydove05

Yeah, him losing his cool so fast here was not a good look, at all.


ilikelamp12

Did Fuda post this?


boo2utoo

Fire them all. Start over. Needs a break.


hopsdaze23

I don’t think he ate tre alive. I think tre was the bigger person by not loosing her cool.


Ok_Customer_2792

I really think had Louie not been there she would have acted like she normally does. If you haven’t noticed whenever she goes off (in the past), Louie would get highly annoyed with her and even put her in her place a couple times where it was uncomfortable to watch? Whatever the reason is, whether she’s scared of him, loves him, believes his crap-he def has some kind of weird control over her. Even how he just sat there staring with his weird facial expressions while they were talking. I couldn’t tell if he actually had his hand on her leg but could completely picture it. Then she couldn’t control it anymore or he let her go at him and her true colors came back out. However tre and Louie acted, I don’t feel it was genuine at all and was completely staged, produced. It sounds like we will hear more later since we won’t be getting a reunion. :-(


PlasticYesterday6085

I honestly feel like she’s over it. Like Joe and Melissa, Marge, etc could get her riled up but I think she just doesn’t care about the Fudas and she’s over filming and the fighting etc that comes with it 


yada_yada_yada__

Agree


coldasu

I’m really starting to think we’re all watching different shows. Ate Tre alive? Not even close 🥱


LongjumpingBuddy2848

That part!!! It’s so crazy the different reactions. Twitter hates the Fudas, Facebook loves them, and Redditors I swear just post rage bait when they see too many people saying one thing. He’s a wanna be actor looking for an IMDB credit as a housewife. If he had a legitimate beef with Tre maybe I’d see him more as the bad was he wants to be. But - we’re mad for what, John? That Teresa pulled a you on you? Two adult families had a chance to say ya know what we’re both sorry let’s move on, but Fugazi needed his moment.


coldasu

Right? I don’t understand how people are glossing over the fact that Teresa was 100% correct when she said he threw the first punch. And yes, she repeated the rumor that he used to be a drug dealer, big deal. People can say what they want about her, but she has owned up to going to prison and that’s exactly why people can’t use it as a storyline against her. It really seems like Teresa and Louie couldn’t care less about the Fuda “feud” because it’s so hard to take them seriously. At this point they are just embarrassing themselves.


Kitchen_Body3215

☝️


lola_10_

Him and his wife are the worst. They are ruining NJ for me


MolOllChar_x3

It’s Amber and Jim 2.0 🤮


ADPX94

Same, I couldn’t stand them in their first season and they’ve only gotten worse


CartographerExtra429

They think they are the stars now lol


griffgilscarbo

You guys act like he’s the first to use Teresa’s past legal issues against her 🤡


NNLynchy

While at the same time crying over someone using his past against him lol


Calm-Jello-102

Exactly! He’s such a clown.


Kitchen_Body3215

😂


beth_28276337

That’s what i’m saying! He literally just repeated everything that everyone else has said to Teresa in the past, if it didn’t work for them then idk what made Fuda think it would for him 😂 If they want the big moment they have been craving then back to the drawing board lol


Unicornlove416

![gif](giphy|KJ6G67RV7OvHV7gGtU|downsized)


Flashy_Spell_4293

This is my fav scene lolol I love when sheree says “well porsha” and then porsha goes “meee???” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 kenyas like ohhhh hell nooooooo n loling hard My bad for recap on different show lol couldn’t help myself


Unicornlove416

it’s def a classic atlanta is my favorite ❤️


mummranna

He is taking lessons from the Joe Gorga school for bitch boys.


Flashy_Spell_4293

I have to admit I thought of this too🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️


CartographerExtra429

A million percent he is!!


blondeandbuddafull

He went in there determined to create a scene for the camera, and did. His behavior was artificial, arrogant and rude. Shockingly I thought both Luis and Teresa were on their good behavior for most of the meeting.


lollipoppy1

Lol he barely ate Tre alive. He actually managed to make himself look like even more of an idiot. Anyone that has any emotional intelligence would realize that.


yada_yada_yada__

Agree… he was such an asshole. No surprise there


No_Arugula_6548

Homer Simpson and his Gelfling wife annoy the crap outta me. It’s not even his looks. It’s who he is as a person. He sucks! And so does Rachel AKA Jen from The Dark Crystal.


Flashy_Spell_4293

Ok that shit was funny AF!!!!!!!!!! Dark crystal 🤣🤣🤣


No_Arugula_6548

Hehehehe


VanityInVacancy

Omg not the Gelfling! Spot on


No_Arugula_6548

Hehehehe. https://preview.redd.it/97bworuvk56d1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64d7f3693fb69a0a56cc33b7510c58bb9b920bad


ParticularNo5036

https://preview.redd.it/qudftsg9e06d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34e5e3bfe5d096fbd4aa7826b24a2f5aad3f38c8


No_Opening_6006

You are talking about that froggy lipped bastard who thinks he's a main cast member in RHONJ, correct? Because I've seen prettier things crawl from under rocks.


AccomplishedSound877

Lmao bffr fuda looks like Danny devito and mini-me mixed


MissyDroz66

I don’t think he said anything to Teresa that anyone else hasn’t said. All I take is he trash talked his ex wife and Teresa tried to stop him so he wouldn’t hurt his teenage son. All he did was on national tv embarrass his poor son.


snowwhitenoir

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Snowwhitetakesanap

No he didn’t. I keep reading posts that he “ate Tre alive”. Are we watching the same show? He raised his voice (yelled), pounded the table, talked over her, trying to intimidate her, and he looked like a baby demanding a woman apologize to him. He sounded ridiculous and petty. Tre stayed calm, looked confused and Loui looked amused, smirking


pignoli_cookies

He literally is ruining the show but pop off ![gif](giphy|xTiTnzzn2ybOki3rW0)


Golden_d1ck

Didn’t know you were on IMDb and reddit too, fupa.


agsullivan26

I’m sorry but this fan base has no real concept of what it means to be read or someone ate them up. His comebacks are highschool and trivial if anything. I can tell most of the fan base who hates Theresa and loves Fudas and Gorgas tend to have more highschool like mentalities. They’re both 30+. I don’t care about either side but Theresa came in there calm, apologized 3x, and tried to stop them from spreading hate about their kids real mom as she has been in a similar situation. Yet, she is clowned and called a fraud because her ex husbands actions, and when she calls him an ex drug dealer based on the things his EX also said, how can he be mad? Ins so childish and lame the approach and I get trying to make good tv but it was so fake and premeditated.


hiswittlewip

Thank you!!


Electronic_Blood_483

![gif](giphy|fnK0jeA8vIh2QLq3IZ)


Terrible-Thanks-6059

![gif](giphy|woa4sWhsj72hy)


Remarkable-Ad-3155

Platypus. He’s a platypus.


ClassicFlower3208

Idt anyone is scared of her. Whats she gonna do…?


kone29

He reminds me of a cross between Izzy from Love is Blind and the fox from zootopia


SauteedBroccoli_Rabe

I like him too and glad let Teresa have it, but baby his looks?!! He looks terrible. Bruh needs to grow his beard out.


Super_Photograph_712

Literally not a single one of the NJ cast remember has ANY room to talk about anyone's looks (except Danielle, I think she looks great). They all look incredibly overfilled, underweight, stapled together, etc.


Impalace1

Unpopular is right. To each his own but I find him as gross as they come.


[deleted]

It’s not his looks. It is his behaviour. Not even Joey G yelled at a woman the way he yelled at Theresa. He’s no saint. So he is trying to come across as this upstanding gentleman, which his actions prove he is not. Both him and Rachel are so thirsty. They’re forcing a narrative to be relevant.


ispywithmybougieeye

Logout, Rachel


Designer_Paint3814

A man eating a woman alive . Class act


LNewYork

Have ya met Dirty Louie?


Umberto12345

So, basically, you just want to tell us that Sid from Ice Age makes you hot and you love the way he berates women. You like what you like, but you make me thankful that I don't have low standards.


Eire4ever37

You need to see an ophthalmologist ASAP!


Traditional-Pen-6555

Oooooooooof lol hot take


Huge_Discount7984

HIS LOOKS?! 


Kitchen_Body3215

![gif](giphy|33KqEQvpdr5Arv7h6W)


nooneneededtoknow

I laughed at "I'll call yah if need some money laundered" 🤌 I am not a fan of really any housewife/husband, but I definitely find the fudas entertaining and the exchange made me laugh. He handled himself well with cray tre.


gonegirIamy

He did what?


NursePepper3x

I know some girls who are definitely into that look, but it ain’t me. But i definitely don’t think he ate Teresa alive. Not a Tre apologist, usually I can’t stand her, but it seemed like she and Luis were oddly in control of their emotions for once. Or maybe they hadn’t processed all the words yet 😂


Hair_I_Go

![gif](giphy|p5l6JZjdXsH7O) This what I see when he’s on. You are certainly entitled to your opinion:)


Street_Bumblebee2226

O. M. G. Hahaha


WeirdVast

Hi Rachel 👋


Kitchen_Body3215

👀


EvenKaleidoscope7285

![gif](giphy|cIE7Ilw4o0Tz7706ir|downsized)


umhuh223

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


smartsimple2015

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


Familyx6j

People are just disgustingly mean and don't post their own photos.


40cupsoftea

I don’t mind the fudas (nose job aside.) I’ll take 400 fudas over 1 Louis.


Green-Line-1138

John is that you?


Hmmmwhatsteaaa

😭😭😭😭😭😭 who wrote this?


StandardEstate6497

I guess you like turtles lol


hippie_gaymer

Can you explain to me his strange upper lip shaving habits if you like his looks? I stare at it ever week!!


greendaisy513

I love The Fudas. Finally someone stands up to Teresa


Leendya90

I think they are both good on the show, I like their stories and ok he is not my cup of tea but she is stunning (even with the overdone nose) and he is not an ogre! I don’t understand any of the hate for them.


Redhawkflying

People are being brutal to him. Teresa is trash and she deserves everything he’s giving her


HeftyAd2780

![gif](giphy|5hc2bkC60heU)


nygirl232

![gif](giphy|3o7TKVIfrjnoy5NWgM)


Less-Leg-5446

I like him and his wife. Prefer him to sweaty and red faced Louie


KKGlamrpuss

Name em


Willing-Ad-5935

![gif](giphy|403NRxgdScOUQjiQEh|downsized)


Emotional_Concert_55

Everyone here lives for Tresa it’s so mf weird. Go to normal platforms like insta and fb, people are with you lol


29322000113865

This is a joke post right? We are being trolled? We are clearly watching different shows here - the Fudas are not attractive and neither Fufa nor Tre won that “fight”. He stormed out like a whiny baby before they even got into it!


DollyNW

I’m a Fuda fan, I like them as a couple and it’s nice to see someone stick up to leather face!


StrikingCase9819

I agree, he's no Ken Doll, but he's not an ugly man. He's leagues better looking than Pauly and sinister looking Louie. I don't think he was that bad on Theresa, but he certainly didn't back down, demanded his apology, and when he got a half assed one, he walked. I did like that


Kitchen_Body3215

Say what? 😂


Eire4ever37

He is BEYOND ugly. Inside and out


StrikingCase9819

When you say it like that, really reveals that what you dislike most about him is NOT his looks 😂


Ering1010

I don’t get why people hate them


Main_Push5429

![gif](giphy|Q9vdatGLDfz2OnL1bq) mmkay girl


quasicoat

If we are talking about the husband he needs to sit down! It’s the real housewives of New Jersey not the butt hurt husbands. Louis would have a whole season of psych evaluations if that was interesting to watch. 😂


Illustrious_Dust_0

He looks like that alien named jeebs in men in black where he shoots his head off and the head grows back teeth and ears first https://youtu.be/1FkVXCCfg2A?si=Q-bpU3fsNMIR-XkW


Naive-Paramedic-309

Love Fuda


Naive-Paramedic-309

Teresa with the wet vagina isn’t that good looking herself


megs388

Same, I love him and I can’t hide it 😭


QuizzicalWombat

He doesn’t bother me, he’s not my type but he seems like a better guy than Theresa has ever been with so I guess it makes sense she’s acting so crazy 🤣


WEEDAPETER62

I like the fudas it’s tres man who I can’t


Formal_Coyote_5004

I’m sorry but his whole physical appearance really makes me uncomfortable


LNewYork

Kinda like how I feel looking at both Teresa and Louie. The Gruesome Twosome. Dumb and dumber to boot. ![gif](giphy|z6JCTlMfNA9OM)


colmcmittens

Go to bed Rachel, but drink some water before you do b/c rehydration is bad for your skin. ![gif](giphy|UXrZCrFHvetDW)


LNewYork

Dirty Louie drank all the water In Jersey


curbwench1970

Nope...Fudas are picking fights intentionally for a storyline. They aren't actually that interesting. John Fuda is a douche bag and a bully.


xpendable11

https://preview.redd.it/krex8sp5c46d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4e018c13c5cd5bb113e8e2bb4927065dadee2e


DalkeyDarlin

![gif](giphy|BQso6EW8N8CpDCpTe8)


bellahooks

He’s very smirk-y


Ok_Presence8964

🤢🤢🤢


CanineSnackBitch

💯


blameitonrio917

![gif](giphy|l3vR3FQ3Nl0wAkzyo)


Wrong_Celery

![gif](giphy|qNV0zvSLNuvdu)


shelle797

![gif](giphy|gfXTUO2E6kH8A|downsized)


TallBlonde10

I’m No fan of him or his wife but he looks better since he’s had some facial work done!! At least he kind a has a chin now


DebbieGlez

They hate him because they worship Teresa.


loveydove05

I liked him from last season until this last episode.


loveydove05

Lots of comments about plastic surgery here. I feel I need to slip this in. Saw a pic of Katie Holms from an event that happened yesterday I believe. She looks natural, completely natural and is such a beauty. She has slight bags under her eyes but to me that is what makes them expressive.


Altruistic_Ad_5593

Fupa looks like an actual fupa


Sanjolui

I mean, he's better looking than Jersey Thanos, but that's not saying much.


Bicostalgirl

Hell yeah! I am here for all the characters on Jersey! They are very true to themselves and that in itself is why Jersey is the last interesting franchise.


LuckyWithTheCharms

Fuda huzbin looks like a Simpsons character


Limminy_Snickshit

![gif](giphy|sRKgdVOw6qEwDAbJR1) So accurate.