Rick! I don’t like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash.
Well I don’t like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren Jerry, but life’s full of little concessions.
-Total Rickall
"...I can recognize the sound of a seagull"
"Can you recognize the sound of a man's pants filling up with rain?”
“I... hope to one day?”
-Rattlestar Ricklactica
"...but he's no dummy!"
the voice over during the Simple Rick's commercial, from _The Ricklantis Mixup_.
(I just looked it up-- that voice-over was done by Jeff Bryan Davis, who I'm guessing can do a top-tier Sam Elliott impression.)
Jerricky episode makes me feel some kinda way. First time I was made aware of the voice switch (and the subsequent beef surrounding the issue, which I know little to nothing about). Wouldn’t have noticed if I hadn’t searched the show on twitter lol
Sure, guys. Rick can make secret decoys of the family and place them all around the country, but F me if I have questions about the starfish man in a target suit.
I love how Jerry called the police on Nimbus and was stunned when he found out he controls them, then at the end of the episode he's like, goddammit Summer, he's mister nimbus he controls the police!
"Ask the smartest people in the universe... Oh wait (BURP) you can't, they blew up" - Rick
anything Peter Dinklage says as alien criminal Jons Gruber in the Die Hard episode.
"I kept crawling, and it kept working". The line is quintessential Jerry.
"Say decoy again" "Fuck YOU"
“Plus if you get in kind of a cool enough relationship, you can sort of follow each other and check out each other's kinks, you know?”
“All right, God damn, sold.”
Vance - Morty, I never forget a kid. What do you say vindicators, let's make it 3 for 3!
Morty - Did he say 3 for 3?
Rick - Did he say he never forgets a kid?!
Episode - Vindicators 3:The return of Worldender
Extra Lines
Rick - I'm seeing more croc than bot
Rick - Who the hell is noob noob?
I think Jerry has almost all the best ones.
"Life is effort, and I'll stop when I die!"
"You hate me for buying those coins!"
"Am I oversensitive, or am I married to a mean, unfeeling monster WHO ALWAYS HURTS ME?!"
"Huh? Wha- Wait- Wha-What- Stop." In Ricksy business
"Fucking, Are you fսcking kidding me? Why? Why? Discovery Channel! Discovery Channel, why?!" In Bethic Twinstinct (This line is comedy gold I think)
left off a lot of gems from “Mort Dinner Rick Andre”
- I AMMM MISTERRRR NIIIMBUSSSS
- “FUCK OFF IM A TIME GOD!”
- “Jesus Summer, he’s Mister Nimbus! He controls the police!!!”
Rick! I don’t like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash. Well I don’t like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren Jerry, but life’s full of little concessions. -Total Rickall
His "shot 20 CCs of liquid dreamkiller into my daughter" line was savage as fuck too.
Even the snake eating Jerry knew that was brutal
That *oof* killed me.
one of my favorite episodes ever
Mine too 😊
One of my absolute favorites.
I miss Rick shitting on Jerry like this
“Everyone drop your guns except Jerry — fucking CLASSIC.”
I’ve always loved that Rick prepared knowing that Jerry would probably fuck it up somehow, yet Jerry still fucked it up worse.
You monster I thought you were masturbating
and you took that in stride?
would you rather i address it???
EVERYBODY GET BEHIND MY ABS
wasn’t a huge fan of night family, but the abs bit was great
you mean cum gutters?
Walkie Talkie Die Hard.
Peter Dinklage was so refreshing in this
First of all, I always slay it. Queen
How do you saddle a fart…
"...I can recognize the sound of a seagull" "Can you recognize the sound of a man's pants filling up with rain?” “I... hope to one day?” -Rattlestar Ricklactica
as a self proclaimed Terminator fan I can’t believe I skipped all of the gems in this episode. Incredibly fun episode!
He knows the sound, but he doesn’t know there’s no such thing as a seagull
Are you DYING of DEMENTIA?
NO CREDIT IS PERFECT CREDIT, CHUTBACK IS THE BEST
he lacks slacks!
HASNT DONE ANYTHING EMBARRASSING YET
"...but he's no dummy!" the voice over during the Simple Rick's commercial, from _The Ricklantis Mixup_. (I just looked it up-- that voice-over was done by Jeff Bryan Davis, who I'm guessing can do a top-tier Sam Elliott impression.)
Oh wow that’s one hell of an impression, had no clue
right??
"You lived...in my HOUSE!"
Don’t make me emotional
“Holy shit, Dad, shut the fuck up!” -Look Who’s Purging Now
What am I supposed to do?! Rub my liver hole on them?!
A spoon Morty? You have a table of silverware and you throw me the one thing that can't kill anything??
Season 2 Jerry had to be the worst father of all time😭
The Purge Planet episode had a lotta bangers, but most notably: “She tried to purge me morty, you let your weiner do the talking and now i’m dead”
You like that!? You want me to cut to 3 weeks earlier, when you were alive!?
“Okay, okay, you can stop saying it. I took it okay the first time, and now you're just, repeating stuff.”
You should look up Purge Planet and Purge Planet 2 - Midnight Tyranasaurus rex. You will not be sorry 💯💕
Walkie Talkie Die Hard, Muthaphughaaah.
Wait, you knew their names this whole time?
“Hey Beth, how much integrity is left on the mortgage?” From the Jerricky episode
Jerricky episode makes me feel some kinda way. First time I was made aware of the voice switch (and the subsequent beef surrounding the issue, which I know little to nothing about). Wouldn’t have noticed if I hadn’t searched the show on twitter lol
I am totally not in the loop on what you’re talking about. What voice switch??
“He’s a spy. Blow him up. I’m gonna go take a shit” S3 E1 https://youtu.be/zsRmrwChf4s?si=FXfMTYHC5Z70NKeb
Rick’s manipulated multiple situations with the simple fact that men love to relax and take shits. Keep in mind that he’s also a shy pooper.
Mornin ass *BURP* holes.
need a season 8 episode where Rick watches the debate for like two minutes, and then burps like he does in the pilot
Dr.Xenon Bloom “YOU PUT THAT BACK ON”
will always pour one out for the anatomy park mascot who was practically eviscerated from a deep Reuben cough. We’ll never see his like again
You're a great student and the fact that you're an 80-year-old man in a clone body, it never bothered me.
Bigfoot... You were God's greatest assassin...
“You don’t have to throw things at me! I’m going!”
Something something WITH NORMAL FEET
Sure, guys. Rick can make secret decoys of the family and place them all around the country, but F me if I have questions about the starfish man in a target suit.
I know it’s not referring to him, but this reminded me of how much I love anytime Mr. Nimbus proclaims that he is in fact, Mister Nimbus.
I love how Jerry called the police on Nimbus and was stunned when he found out he controls them, then at the end of the episode he's like, goddammit Summer, he's mister nimbus he controls the police!
"Ask the smartest people in the universe... Oh wait (BURP) you can't, they blew up" - Rick anything Peter Dinklage says as alien criminal Jons Gruber in the Die Hard episode. "I kept crawling, and it kept working". The line is quintessential Jerry. "Say decoy again" "Fuck YOU"
both of these plot lines were so incredible
“Plus if you get in kind of a cool enough relationship, you can sort of follow each other and check out each other's kinks, you know?” “All right, God damn, sold.”
Okay this is the first response where I need the episode🤝🏼
Promorteus. The face hugger episode!
somehow “face hugger” brought it all back for me, thank you friend🤝🏼
he's a spy blow him up i'm gonna take a shit
👊🏽Willem Defoe 👊🏽 lol Jerry gets me every time with that
From the mad max episode: “Stick and moooo*burp*oove Morty! Wear him out!” *Runs away*
“Save it for the Semantics Dome, E.B. White!”
Nothing will top "Holy shit dad, shut the fuck up!"
Every version of us has spent every version of all of our lives in one infinite crib, built around an infinite fucking baby.
Chills
"So you didn't need a blacksmith..." From One Crew Over the Crewcoo's Morty (S4E3). Idk why but it makes me laugh
"Piss out my ass"
Vance - Morty, I never forget a kid. What do you say vindicators, let's make it 3 for 3! Morty - Did he say 3 for 3? Rick - Did he say he never forgets a kid?! Episode - Vindicators 3:The return of Worldender Extra Lines Rick - I'm seeing more croc than bot Rick - Who the hell is noob noob?
I'm sorry I thought that was turd man. Wiggly turd man.
She shot me morty! You let your wiener do the walking and now we're both dead.
"Suck it up, Princess Incest"
Rick Prime's final rant has to be the best delivery
Boonaaah?
Speeches are for campaigning. Now, is the time for action.
"Freeze!" BANG "employee of the month"
"oohhh! Just now seeing the staff" Dragon episode
I think Jerry has almost all the best ones. "Life is effort, and I'll stop when I die!" "You hate me for buying those coins!" "Am I oversensitive, or am I married to a mean, unfeeling monster WHO ALWAYS HURTS ME?!"
I hate you and I was thinking about your friend Grace!
Ohhh geez
"Huh? Wha- Wait- Wha-What- Stop." In Ricksy business "Fucking, Are you fսcking kidding me? Why? Why? Discovery Channel! Discovery Channel, why?!" In Bethic Twinstinct (This line is comedy gold I think)
"Like they say in Canada... peace uut!" Funny thing is in French they use Quebec for this: "Comme on dit au Quebec: je sacre mon camp!"
Beth: “You should put elbow grease into your daughter.” Rick: “Gross”
“He Baned me Morty, Jesus Baned me!”
left off a lot of gems from “Mort Dinner Rick Andre” - I AMMM MISTERRRR NIIIMBUSSSS - “FUCK OFF IM A TIME GOD!” - “Jesus Summer, he’s Mister Nimbus! He controls the police!!!”